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John Maynard @thecjm The Annex, Toronto, Ontario

I used to take photos of your band. One-time backup dancer for Girl Talk. Keeping people healthy and safe while they work.. He/Him.

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Joined Twitter 10/21/07


Trying a horrible experiment... Which will the Twitter algorithm pick: Mitch McConnell or Barack Obama? https://t.co/bR1GRyCkia
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9/20
2020
Going for a night walk and it's sweater weather
9/19
2020
“The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vaca… https://t.co/hJgWB59OPG
Retweeted by John Maynard @DuffyEricka I wonder if there's a direct connection between the racist backlash against Ben Johnson and 1988 Canad… https://t.co/dCBXgJ4RLERight-wing conspiracy theorist Sheila Zilinsky warns that LeBron James in an "Illuminati wizard' who is "conjuring… https://t.co/zTyQV06Bq8
Retweeted by John MaynardWithin 10 years they'll fold into the Alberta conservative party, then the whole thing will start all over again https://t.co/OoBxUv7zV1 @meakoopa The Oliveira Files
9/18
2020
Erin O'Toole is using "take back canada" as his white nationalist slogan despite the fact that Indigenous climate a… https://t.co/IsHrKjxScb
Retweeted by John Maynardon the backlash toward siakam, "the fans and people have every right to make judgements on our team, but to take it… https://t.co/Uisjd9gYRK
Retweeted by John Maynard @TaoofStieb Every once in awhile I'll just realize how weird the whole concept of trading contracted employees betw… https://t.co/1Zmv1Z88vYi feel like we don't talk enough about Dwight Eisenhower's great-granddaughter, a UFO enthusiast who stands by the… https://t.co/pJCntDJy7q
Retweeted by John MaynardMOST South Food is great. I HATED deviled eggs as a kid, but adult John might be a fan of hardboiled eggs + mayo… https://t.co/Z6YkA9FESdAren't schools indoors? https://t.co/OnN2E7XED9
Retweeted by John MaynardSo will the daily testing in the Big Ten be available to all students or just the ones who have entire economies bu… https://t.co/03WOMLrC35
Retweeted by John Maynard @JimZub TLDR it's nearly impossible to find fresh, unrefridgerated curds in Toronto. @JimZub https://t.co/DNz6GYksJVIf you're curious about the record contract stuff, this is an essential thread that explains what "masters" are and… https://t.co/26P1W6QLko
Retweeted by John Maynard @duke_aljh @LarryCoon @ScottiePippen @chicagobulls And those 3 seasons without Pippen where they made the playoffs… https://t.co/OLMsHDKGPi @duke_aljh @LarryCoon @ScottiePippen @chicagobulls Or 87 when they went 40-42 and still got the 8th seed? Jordan's… https://t.co/dvIs9441ab @duke_aljh @LarryCoon @ScottiePippen @chicagobulls Or 86 when Jordan got hurt but the team still made the playoffs… https://t.co/Q19lqrfw6A @duke_aljh @LarryCoon @ScottiePippen @chicagobulls You mean like in 85 when they made the playoffs with a losing re… https://t.co/bIaV9JwhEQFirst #TIFF20 is very on brand for me, @LiftLike_aGirl is a fantastic glimpse of the building of a weightlifting ch… https://t.co/dRRXgCDuDp
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9/17
2020
@AndyBurroughs @NBA @Giannis_An34 @KingJames @JHarden13 @AntDavis23 @luka7doncic Pre playoffs. Pre bubble. Vote has been in for a whileSuper Mario 3D All-Stars is a frustrating collection of great games. Super Mario All-Stars was a historical documen… https://t.co/JjGTuvp7fk
Retweeted by John MaynardTo highlight the #TTC's persistent overcrowding issues, ATU Local 113 is asking riders to post photos of their crow… https://t.co/ZJ9TQybEpz
Retweeted by John Maynard @DestronDrummer LEGWARMERS @DestronDrummer I remember nothing about this show.... EXCEPT FOR THE AMAZING THEME SONG AND OPENING CREDITS
9/16
2020
One year ago tonight: one of the best and most profound experiences of my moviegoing life. Laughter, onscreen ownag… https://t.co/Vuu4Gc0Sdw
Retweeted by John Maynard @realmarkrez @MichelFiffe Oof. I just looked that up. That's really blatant @Stuffed_Pain @MichelFiffe With those giant hands? Definitely back to Kirby-influenced. Not full-on pastiche, but t… https://t.co/SkzkoKXDda @MichelFiffe There's Kirby-pastiche Giffen, there's DC 80's house style Giffen, and there's Lobo/Trencher Giffen. Am I missing any? @MichelFiffe How many distinct stylistic eras did Giffen go through? 3? 4?A group whose name excludes renters has no legitimate place in our politics. Period. https://t.co/MybglHbRUd
Retweeted by John Maynard @ivortossell I thought McMillions was Tiger King for the NPR set @RowanKaiser Hope you're willing to stay up late tonight because you're going to want to dive into fast six as soon as this is over @goddamneddie @reelykathleen How do you feel about the sequel from the dudes who made Crank? @reelykathleen oof @reelykathleen WHICH ONE
9/15
2020
Paid my $5 in 1995? With interest that is..... https://t.co/DYuy9FPGga
Retweeted by John MaynardYoon Ha Lee for your weird space opera needs https://t.co/yI2pcpXhNNEvidence of Alien Life https://t.co/RHrugYVruo https://t.co/byP65PJLDO https://t.co/n8GHkPR6NI
Retweeted by John MaynardThis thread rules https://t.co/zI5YcjEFEJ
Retweeted by John Maynard @Benevolent_Ted @mcmansionhell I didn't know about the crash until just now @mcmansionhell Clara Hughes of Canada took the opposite track (heh) - Olympic medalist in cycling, then at 28 start… https://t.co/3jSjlRv159 @mcmansionhell See also Alex Zanardi. Lost legs in motor racing accident. Then became a gold medal winning Paralympian in handcycling! @BigJonny @NadaQuintana @TheRaceRadio Every other sports is allowed to have fans who play casually. Show up at the… https://t.co/DLlnB3cFUKThe strangest thing about going back to the office is having my shoes on all day. It just feels wrong. I really do… https://t.co/adTRhNd6qeWhen the Ontario Attorney General killed someone with his car, they didn't even bother taking it to court. Let's… https://t.co/GAeRr2DXVT @navalang It's a ghee safety deposit box!ever noticed devils like j k rowlings like to create fake logic for their hate by saying 'if there are infinite gen… https://t.co/P96O5eqtxO
Retweeted by John MaynardIt's pretty good! https://t.co/ocYuIuEZ2BKaiju monster anatomy. https://t.co/EjsXJds9aJ
Retweeted by John MaynardSome context for how long since I was last in the office https://t.co/NZ2KrFjfjbA deadly gas found in the clouds shrouding Venus might point to the presence of alien microbes in the planet’s atmo… https://t.co/VH7DTyfVQg
Retweeted by John MaynardThis is potentially very big news: Astronomers have found evidence of what *might* — MIGHT — be life on Venus. https://t.co/SRZ90wuxlO
Retweeted by John MaynardSpoonbread is wet, naturally sweet, and sometimes savory corn soufflé with a texture somewhere between grits and co… https://t.co/P6KmkQlZSr
Retweeted by John Maynard @julius_seizure @AtFCS @bruce_arthur Wifi truthers.Interesting poll. (What's with the other 18% of Green voters? Are they just wifi truthers?) https://t.co/lx7qO7eeOA
Retweeted by John Maynard @travismcelroy You've never lived until you've had a McDonald's lobster roll.Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020) & Zdzisław Beksiński's Untitled https://t.co/kRg5OM2Zf2
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9/14
2020
Look it's working 👇 Japanese TV introducing the story behind each person on @NaomiOsaka's masks throughout the tou… https://t.co/o1ZtVUTZub
Retweeted by John MaynardAlso WB needs to give up the ghost and get TENET over to VOD. They are leaving money on the table by catering only… https://t.co/rua0tdDRaB
Retweeted by John Maynard @malki @ryanqnorth https://t.co/qTgtBfbbRNlol good job letting these two walk bon apetit https://t.co/3lCcKjN9Q3
Retweeted by John MaynardBBQ Loaf https://t.co/1WcLxbfvEoThis might be an unpopular take but I really hope TIFF digital cinema is successful because TIFF crowds are the absolute fucking _worst_
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9/13
2020
friendly reminder that smallville clark kent would be anti-trump https://t.co/OkvelqN2rE
Retweeted by John Maynard @GailSimone The question is, what would the IP holder do if the wiki authors tried to profit at all from their work… https://t.co/VyxtWABJPkI initially read this as Rex Chapman is having surgery and will be unable to steal people's videos for his tweets f… https://t.co/Bg6kUvOFWZalso 2018, my concepts for What If? X-Men #1 https://t.co/Es9QEbM8X9
Retweeted by John MaynardOnce again basking in the absolute wonder that is Noriyoshi Ohrai's Heisei era Godzilla posters https://t.co/Z1r6Zs6YXk
Retweeted by John MaynardStill the 👑 https://t.co/s7CdsVKDax
Retweeted by John MaynardI am beyond FURIOUS. We’ve been f-cking lied to for decades. “How Big Oil Misled The Public Into Believing Plastic… https://t.co/OU9dHxepL4
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9/12
2020
When they build Lowry's statue in front of the Raptors arena they shouldn't even put it on a podium. Put it ground… https://t.co/2Hmi3ItMvS
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9/11
2020
holy shit the subheader https://t.co/jjVnIvQLZk
Retweeted by John Maynard @WilliamHPerkins I can finally get rid of the Xbox 360 that I've kept only because it has this game installed on itVery on brand for the US to create a Space Force then make their first deployment to the Middle East instead of spa… https://t.co/O5lcazPdMW
Retweeted by John Maynard"ahead of #UbiForward," aka we're purposely burying our public admission that we have an incredibly toxic company c… https://t.co/jzNvjOwCFn
Retweeted by John Maynard @tombreihan I've always wanted to know how a corporate exec could turn evil. A fictional query that only sci-fi can answer!Somebody thought the problem with RoboCop was too much RoboCop. https://t.co/9UqRgN6de4
Retweeted by John MaynardJust been reminded that for a few decades in the first century CE, the Roman Empire was absolutely flooded with wei… https://t.co/D7r1Pd31Ly
Retweeted by John MaynardNot making it into the recalibration today: The Braves scored as many runs in the 2nd inning last night as the Rapt… https://t.co/Wl4blPRLzh
Retweeted by John MaynardThis guy is really relatable. I also watch the sports match on a 7-inch TV from 500 yards away while wearing a full… https://t.co/u9Z0rGJmHu
Retweeted by John Maynard[opening of Dune trailer] [Arnold Schwarzenegger as Baron Harkonnen]: SPICE to meet you!
Retweeted by John Maynardmost intense game of the year and kyle lowry doing this lmaooooo https://t.co/6fh5XRd1R0
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9/10
2020
@uzionmain I got a box frame from them that similarly was packed down to a thin, long shipping box.DUNEhttps://t.co/JYOh1nPT49
Retweeted by John Maynard @BoydErman @Robsonian @cselley Looks like it sold at auction in 2017. £12.7m https://t.co/05JJRAKrjPThe city is changing - and in the wrong places. https://t.co/pnBcmqxyAG #topoli #SneakyDees
Retweeted by John Maynard @thatbilloakley I'm recently back on the Mayo bandwagon thanks to all the tuna melts and chicken salad sandwiches I… https://t.co/wZDpfc0fcAI edited a piece by someone who used the locution "disabled people and people who are not (yet) disabled" and I hav… https://t.co/lh4zP0uZ1u
Retweeted by John MaynardCivil War generals as Muppets a definitive thread:
Retweeted by John MaynardI think some people would be less anti-condo if: a) the commercial spaces actually filled up with places like Sneak… https://t.co/pRwaGh8XAQ
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9/9
2020
BULLWORTH https://t.co/Mu0i9HotfzThis is still one of the best scenes that ever aired on Television #VentureBros #GoTeamVenture #SaveVentureBros https://t.co/pD628uC5bA
Retweeted by John Maynardsending emails to the police board https://t.co/Jt90rOcAOl
Retweeted by John Maynard @Bren_Doherty @BenSpurr The creator of the punisher hates that they use it btw - https://t.co/lgGaomOOCx
Retweeted by John MaynardThis is amazing. Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray shot this short film for independent theater owners to sell them on sh… https://t.co/iUb6jwQoLd
Retweeted by John MaynardSo, as it must to all, cancellation has come for The Venture Bros. The pilot aired 17 years ago, which means the sh… https://t.co/iTFX79ihi9
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9/8
2020

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