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I’m not a parody account & I’m also not Carl Froch’s nose. I need to clarify that because, apparently, some people think I am #SayNoToPPV

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@Boxing_UK_ Also, Fury didn’t get KO’d, in fact he didn’t even lose @braden1977 @Seconds_0ut @Jamie87473622 @dodger71815894 @daisymbraden I can’t believe that she doesn’t pose a riskhttps://t.co/NqAYlSEPwO For those that dont already know, I'm having a midlife crisis and have decided to climb be… https://t.co/87aXWatfTL
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @camtrowbridge26 😂😂 did I fuck vote for that shower of shite. If I had, I’d now be apologising to you @JordanShah85 😂😂 I think they like the dancing dust a bit too much @braden1977 @Seconds_0ut @Jamie87473622 @dodger71815894 @daisymbraden I see Trump has tweeted about the U.K. (and o… https://t.co/cwfO3G1mfA
2/17
2019
@camtrowbridge26 It’s now like listening to a career politician whose party got a kicking at a GE, spinning the ass… https://t.co/x2tvbCWCyV @JordanShah85 Eddie: Punch yourself in the face Buffer Michael Buffer: https://t.co/0w2KDoC86M @camtrowbridge26 Has to be on the payroll @Tyson91seconds @Seconds_0ut @Clockendgeezah @IDRV_MUFC @jimi_macc28 @Tonypem @AssassinSte @foxmittoohttps://t.co/ZJQhQealpsDid Michael Buffer sell his twitter account to Eddie Hearn? https://t.co/651B3WFqYu @RoxyB1994 So sorry to hear that. Called in to Cardiff today with the intention of buying a new portable speaker fo… https://t.co/xKpgVFO9nP @PaulWesterberg5 @ITVBoxing @jamesdegale1 @ChrisEubankJr If there is a God up there, please make this happen @Mooro1978 @helpsainsburys2 Looks like attempted murder to me @JordanShah85 @amarrebelIe And she talks about it more than Froch talks about braying Groves @RalfDead I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS, I FEEL IT IN MY TOES.... @JosephIKony @TonyBellew Now he just sends death threats to random nonces on twitter @wisey10000 😂 I’m back into candy crush. Had to start over for some reason but I’m back and carry a similar ranking to Dillian Whyte @wisey10000 Yeah I used to send a laughing emoji as a reply, now I don’t even bother replying but he still keeps sending them @JosephIKony My one mate, who in fairness is a top lad but will NEVER have a social media account, sends me at least 3 fucking clips a day @Seconds_0ut I’ve heard from a reliable source that stubhub have bought up >75% of presale ticketsAnyone got friends or family who ain’t on social media who regularly clog up your WhatsApp account with ‘hilarious’… https://t.co/Px7CGnYptX @tgizza71 I made that up obviously but it’s probably true @Floatdownhere Also, despite not being in the film, Liz Hurley turns up for the premier wearing nowt but Toberlone… https://t.co/OwkEMMNHoB @Floatdownhere Hugh Grant plays a posh, foppish English ex public schoolboy type who employs cheeky, but loveable,… https://t.co/DMjyv4BTSzRichard Curtis talking about his new film on #SaturdayKitchen - basically it’s a romcom featuring Bill Nighy and Hugh Grant @amarrebelIe Give it a fucking rest FFS and stop spamming up fucking my timeline with this load of old bollocks @TVKev Hoskins, where’s the grey poupon? @sidhaami I’m amazed it’s lasted this long mate. I gave it 3 weeks but I think normal service is now resuming
2/16
2019
@ATRboxinguk Protect yourself at all time @andrewjar1997 @EditinKing 😂😂 @andrewjar1997 @EditinKing 😂😂 did you get some looks? @GeneralBurk @EditinKing 😂😂 bloke 2 seats in front of me on train home from work got stung too. He closed it down p… https://t.co/m1lvEL3SK4I think the January gym influx is finally starting to settle. The gym was fairly quiet tonight & it was mainly regu… https://t.co/UrPYIshGXs @GeneralBurk @EditinKing Tbh mate that’s precisely what I thought it was; click bait @peoplespoet5 @EditinKing 🤢🤢🤢 I’ve honestly not seen that much hair since I saw Bon Jovi in concert back in the day @ewiththevibes @Boxing_NewsNow It’s sadly reminiscent of the current state of boxing and already has the feel of wi… https://t.co/eDtsD7KiVi“We told them we’d make Fury v Joshua any day on a 50:50 split.” 🥊 “They find it tough to make matches as they don… https://t.co/tFmYkQGWvu
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @EditinKing Sheesh, what a week for things I wish I’d never seen; first that naked Cambridge academic going on abou… https://t.co/xoODJgnrwY @jasewasho @ITVBoxing @EditinKing @jamesdegale1 @GoldenCalebT @ChrisEubankJr Haha; I imagine you wouldn’t get much return on such a bet @TheXentertainer 😂 @discosforever He’s an odd character and of course, he’s hated in Scotland, even more so than Theresa May @Boxing_NewsNow He can see his own feet without having to use at least 2 mirrors?
2/15
2019
@ITVBoxing @EditinKing @jamesdegale1 @GoldenCalebT @ChrisEubankJr Wow - that’s some precaution. Either DeGale wins or Eubank Jr wins. Genius @lmjwales Nope. I imagine they also pronounce Llanelli as Clan elll eee @lmjwales Me too. What a bunch of cuntsThe sky darts commentary team can’t even pronounce Gerwyn Price - Gerrrrrrrrrr Win FFS @bet365 And charging gullible fuckwits £20 to see it @muckers1969 @bbclaurak Amazing that they haven’t been counted out yet or realisedthat maybe it’s time to call it a day @robuk794 @bbclaurak @ChrisEubankJr 😂Hi @SkyAdamSmith,can you confirm that Ricky Hatton was called the Hitman because of his punch power not because he murders people for cash?
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @Nobbydaniel8 I always carry some mace and a cosh with to work, just in case I have to open up a big can of whuppass @Jamies_Life @theRealEnzoMac @braden1977 😂😂 looks like a Benny Hill sketch @TheXentertainer @Marco__P_Shite @BoxingKingdom14 Yeah he bitches about that in the article. Nobody likes me.... @Jamies_Life @theRealEnzoMac @braden1977 Haha like Zab Judah, complete with I’m good to carry on Ref. Looks like he… https://t.co/43adFXMGk0 @_Mr_C__ @bbclaurak 😂😂😂😂 @bbclaurak In the space of just a few weeks, This Government has been defeated more times than David Price @jamstaff106 @EditinKing I’d have splayed him. He’s a big bloke but he’s out of shape.. @Marco__P_Shite @TheXentertainer @BoxingKingdom14 No question mate. This from the BBC today. It’s a shame because i… https://t.co/wGaEDb5ZeI @Alan_G_MBE @BellatorFA @BoxingFA I seem to recall him regaling this particular story when he was ‘interviewing’ a… https://t.co/BUy8ADDCE1 @sidhaami @Seconds_0ut Thanks mate. In the relatively brief time I was away, I lost more followers than David Koresh 😳😆 @Marco__P_Shite @TheXentertainer @BoxingKingdom14 Not so much AJ for me, it’s more about steady Eddie. The game pla… https://t.co/O9Ev8plRO6 @LyndonGriffiths @theRealEnzoMac 😂 @LyndonGriffiths @EditinKing There’s a central feature with all the hard men genre books; they’re largely full of s… https://t.co/dZaQO0fbV3 @PRJOE90 @EditinKing Bought my old man Lenny’s book back in the day. He spent most of his time laughing at Lenny’s… https://t.co/X2v6OioFlu @discosforever No question. Should be a criminal offence IMO, punishable by at least 2 years in pokey @PRJOE90 @EditinKing You’re right. Fields stopped him twice and Kevin Paddock also beat him on points. Never lost a… https://t.co/QkM2NYY3Z3 @discosforever 😆😆 Without question. I detest the no sock look @TheXentertainer @BoxingKingdom14 @EddieHearn 😂👏🏻👏🏻 @theRealEnzoMac It’s worth watching for this scene alone https://t.co/wbxoNpU5bX @EditinKing It’s strange but Lenny didn’t mention in his book being KO’d (twice) by the only half decent boxer he e… https://t.co/m332Z9AmPF @dillys35 😂😂😂 nailed it @DominicMor14rty 😂😂😂 raaa raaa raaa we’re going to smash the oinks! @emmarose_1811 Yeah, you know the type. Young conservative, farmer. After the fox hunt, he’s off to a talk hosted by Jacob Rees-Mogg @DominicMor14rty 😂😂 I did consider it mate. I got a sniff of prick the minute he started talking loudly on the phon… https://t.co/oDjPwzli26 @emmarose_1811 I know. Brown shoes, green waxed Barbour style jacket and a flat cap. The only thing missing was a b… https://t.co/KjocpiI9GHJust on a rammed train with Lord Fauntleroy. Talking loudly on his phone and barged his way on and off. I think he… https://t.co/oB8NwMl8iRhttps://t.co/xF2LY7fiFF
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @TheXentertainer @BoxingKingdom14 Stay busy my arse. It’s a fight no one wants to see, yet is somehow PPV. Hearn pi… https://t.co/Mb9crsZtan @LyndonGriffiths @theRealEnzoMac I think you mean tasered?
2/14
2019
@cottokennedy13 @theRealEnzoMac 😂 too much information. I’ve reverted to teenage text talk @TheXentertainer 😂😂😂😂😂😂 please, my sides @ewiththevibes @BBCWalesNews 😂😂 I’ve never played netball ever but yeah you’re right @cottokennedy13 @theRealEnzoMac TMI? @griggle_DR @TheXentertainer David Allen? @seanie2312 @theRealEnzoMac @EditinKing I genuinely don’t see how they can properly sell this one to the masses @drewwatto @theRealEnzoMac I love 8 ace in particular because my old flat mate looks like him. I love going out for… https://t.co/ZvQY91CXHh @markc253 @theRealEnzoMac Apparently so @EarnForHearnPPV @theRealEnzoMac And you’d put it on PPV too wouldn’t you, ypu shameless, oxygen thief @camcastiger @markc253 @theRealEnzoMac 😂😂 keep going @EditinKing @seanie2312 @theRealEnzoMac 😂 and there’ll be sweet Caroline too, although probably not until 4-5am. If… https://t.co/B4JWV9EIc5 @TheXentertainer It looks like AJ and Eddie May be frozen out of a unifaction fight until 2020. Snooze you lose @ukunionvoice @AgentP22 The meme is spot on. She literally went nuts on me, even though I hadn’t even replied to he… https://t.co/fBZj3gCS16 @TheXentertainer FFS! I’d rather dangle my giblets in a tank full of hungry piranhas than watch this side show @cottokennedy13 @theRealEnzoMac 😂😂 state on the pair of them. I could them on Jeremy Kyle arguing over some boiler with no teeth @seanie2312 @theRealEnzoMac @EditinKing Me neither mate. A fight not even the most ardent AJ fans want to see and i… https://t.co/StdTCDvK2o @BravoHotel77 @theRealEnzoMac Chopping down trees 24/7 would be my guess. Maybe that’s why his living room likes like a fucking shithole @drewwatto @theRealEnzoMac 😂😂 yeah nowt too posh like. New fucking curtains he could do with for starters. I JUST… https://t.co/gEurs4L8Vv @AgentP22 I didn’t know that, although it doesn’t surprise me @drewwatto @theRealEnzoMac 😂😂😂 winner gets a beef dinner and a case of special brew
2/13
2019

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