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I’m not a parody account & I’m also not Carl Froch’s nose. I need to clarify that because, apparently, some people think I am #SayNoToPPV

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@lmjwales Why can’t they all be like Thomas FFS? @lmjwales Well pissed off of late with the trains @tfwrail Thanks for this but claiming compensation for cancellations isn’t really worth my time or effort. Not your… https://t.co/ZYbDOJr9Hg @lmjwales Ah bollocks, why didn’t you let me know before I kicked off??? Seriously though, it’s been a pisstake thi… https://t.co/rKTvtdHW3R @tfwrail Well that’s not the advice they gave me at the station. They told me the train went to Bridgend. The comms… https://t.co/y9fbzcrzCp @tfwrail I’ve asked. After much confusion and discussion it appears there is a bus to Bridgend. Not pontyclun thoug… https://t.co/hIZqgYwOS2 @tfwrail 8-9am Pontyclun to Cards train cancellations yesterday and today. Had to drive in to work Monday as I coul… https://t.co/uBxfMy7aIr @GeneralBurk @EditinKing Who does he think he is - lording it up over the others @richdodkin @EditinKing Inside a cell of a police station, probably @Nobbydaniel8 @EditinKing Maybe time to trade her in for a new model mate @TommyN0body Or both? Or gender neutral maybe? @EditinKing I hate wearing suits, but Seriously though, who wears a fucking vest to a wedding reception?
11/20
2018
@MedPharmaSales Yeah, maybe it’s just because I’m Welsh but it sounds like too much effort for me @andrewt80898659 With the egg in situ? @cottokennedy13 😂 @andrewt80898659 I wonder how she’d get on, on snog, marry or avoid? @TweeterOfWhimsy 😂 @Alan_G_MBE Yeah I’m not really a fan of scrambled either but I imagine that’s quite a party trick @TheXentertainer @KOKINGS4 😂😂😂 yeah for Froch it was personal. It’s just with the passage of time particularly, it… https://t.co/c1rqBpk25A @discosforever I’d say that’s probably a hobby for Jane. She sounds game thoughWhy is a good man so hard to find? https://t.co/ukkEVJGyaP @dodger71815894 Yeah mate. Loved my dogs to bits but he wasn’t hardy. When I was a kid we took our Jack Russel runt… https://t.co/1dBLbRgLEQ @Alan_G_MBE @dodger71815894 Money for jam mate @farl_croch @braden1977 😂 likewise mate. There’s got to be some mileage in a joint money-making scam @TheXentertainer @KOKINGS4 Bute was undefeated, IBF champ at the time and Carl had just come off the back of a loss… https://t.co/EG3timobj6 @disneymali @dodger71815894 @braden1977 @KOKINGS4 Yeah, big Si. What did you get blocked for? @braden1977 😂 fuck me, why didn’t I think of that. @farl_croch is this you, you robbing bastard? @dodger71815894 My vets made more money out of me than David Beckham did at LA Galaxy. The perils of a pedigree dog @KOKINGS4 It’s funny how, in retrospect, boxers were overrated (e.g. Bute and Lacy), had an ‘off night’ (e.g. Wlad… https://t.co/wA7ZhA6caw @TweeterOfWhimsy @theRealEnzoMac @KOKINGS4 😂😂 please tell me the dog shagged his head after the KO? @dodger71815894 @braden1977 @KOKINGS4 😂😂😂 seriously? @braden1977 @dodger71815894 @KOKINGS4 More blocks issued than Paul Smith Jr @dodger71815894 Good stuff mate. Good to see you back fella 👍🏻🥊 MILLER vs DINU 🥊 Want to watch for FREE? Take a month-long free trial with @DAZN_USA now (🇺🇸 only) Get Canelo-… https://t.co/xGwtPknRoc
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @theRealEnzoMac @Tobiasluccawebb 😂😂 I used to work with a girl who came back from a holiday in Turkey with a pair of ‘Live’ 501 jeans @dodger71815894 @braden1977 @KOKINGS4 I’m blocked too. I’ve genuinely no idea why though @dodger71815894 good to see you back mate. Hope everything’s ok
11/19
2018
@EarnForHearnPPV Now that he’s retired, I imagine Tony will now spend more time on twitter (issuing death threats t… https://t.co/Ortm8KRoYYOn this Day 1992, Undefeated fighters Evander Holyfield and Riddick Bowe began one of the Greatest Heavyweight tril… https://t.co/7yCRZC9auB
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11/13
2018
@EditinKing State of Donny Lalonde’s mullet FFS https://t.co/nG8KeAlqrEhttps://t.co/AzeclDj0Wl
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11/7
2018
@KOKINGS4 @Ter_Scannell @theRealEnzoMac I’ve mentioned it before and not in a brown nosing way, but genuine pleasur… https://t.co/PDYclJTFAp @BBCNews No question what these people did was sick and grossly offensive but I’m not sure it actually constitutes… https://t.co/Hnxxobe7koThis Week in 2007: Joe Calzaghe(43-0) vs Mikkel Kessler(39-0). Calzaghe unifies the WBO, WBA, WBC and Ring Super Mi… https://t.co/EFFI3HPBhZ
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11/6
2018
We could all learn a lesson from this baby bear: Look up & don't give up. https://t.co/nm0McSYeqY
Retweeted by TheCobrasConkOn This Day 5 Nov 1994 “IT HAPPENED” At the ripe old age of 45 @GeorgeForeman became the oldest heavyweight champi… https://t.co/43hGCIlgo0
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11/5
2018
Julio Geordio, 2 goals in 2 games https://t.co/v3uymISdR3
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @KOKINGS4 Bearing in mind that Martin has long been tipped as ‘one to watch’, I thought Taylor made it look easy la… https://t.co/n2sKghjtKrTim Lovejoy ‘debating’ science with Prof Brian Cox, confirms Mark Twain’s theory re arguing with a stupid person… https://t.co/7dwoqqFm0u
11/4
2018
What the f@ck 😂 https://t.co/zFKAweX5ag
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @KOKINGS4 https://t.co/Ybhe3NHFy0On this Day 2001, Kostya Tszyu KO'd Zab Judah in the 2nd Round of their Light Welterweight contest to unify the WBA… https://t.co/egM6LcfLg7
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11/3
2018
No-one needs a tusk except an elephant. #BanTrophyHunting https://t.co/dIFu6IGM9w
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @EditinKing That’s properly made my day. Real touch of class thereUFC’s Diego "The Nightmare" Sanchez faces a fighter with Down’s syndrome. Isaac "The Shermanator" Marquez 💪 https://t.co/XH8IOyc9LC
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @KOKINGS4 The fight that understandably garners most controversy is always Hagler v Sugar Ray Leonard but Hearns v… https://t.co/wZyLghU9M4
11/2
2018
#HappyHalloween https://t.co/JN57A9OHaZ
10/31
2018
@enews Simple Jack is a fictitious character from a movie, the sole purpose of which was to lampoon method actors w… https://t.co/FepZixalTU @BBCSport I wear my poppy with pride every year BUT it’s essential people wear poppies because they want to not because they have toOn this Day 1974, Muhammad Ali (44-2) became the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion when he KO’d George Foreman(… https://t.co/ZpGCrAEqFY
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @KOKINGS4 Some of my favourite ever quotes from the fight game came from this fight. Besides ‘is that all you got..… https://t.co/tYa6RHwVzNMuhammad Ali KO's George Foreman in Round 8 to become World Heavyweight Champion for a 2nd time after stopping out… https://t.co/oBQiLSmAwn
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10/30
2018
Try it without a gun, bitch. https://t.co/XnB1rNaMTp
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10/29
2018
#NeverForget https://t.co/oNQezrnBzn @hasler_charlie @EditinKing By then he’d clearly lost it. I’m amazed he managed to keep it together that long @EditinKing Love how he puffs his chest out and stick 2 imaginary rolls of carpet under both arms before he gets put to sleep
10/28
2018
In #SouthAfrica a Trophy Hunter can pay $11,000 to shoot a Lionesse at a canned "Lion Farm." For an extra grand the… https://t.co/54O57R55F0
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @disneymali @KOKINGS4 In terms of what might’ve been, nothing quite compares to Ali. As Angelo Dundee said ‘he was… https://t.co/hG5dPZfvR6OTD 1970 The most anticipated and yearned for comeback in the history of boxing takes place when Muhammad Ali retur… https://t.co/OhbCjWJ2Np
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10/27
2018
Officers, I swear it wasn't me. As you can see, I was in New York. To the hardworking Blackpool Police, good luck w… https://t.co/OXTkbg0U93
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10/25
2018
@rickygervais Whenever I see hunter’s shamelessly posing like this, I’m always struck by the fact that the wrong one is deadA couple of cunts, dressed up like cunts, shooting a beautiful animal, then posing with the murdered carcass like r… https://t.co/qshghthNTf
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10/24
2018
@TheFightGuru Nigel Benn remains one of my all time favourite British boxers. He was one half of the greatest rival… https://t.co/BK3FS3LVKFReal Talk 💯🤣 https://t.co/xOfMoPgya8
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10/23
2018
Having seen Fleetwood Mac three times, & once without Lindsey Buckingham, I can honestly say, they won’t be the sam… https://t.co/H7T7jlc4MG
10/22
2018
Petition: Nye Bevan founder of NHS to be face of new £50 note https://t.co/XekpYllObP
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10/21
2018
@frankwarren_tv @HitmanHatton @GormanBoxing @btsport Looks like he’s just come back from a 2 week all inclusive holidayGood morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose https://t.co/fCkPJgavUz
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @LisaMHancox @Kleenex_UK Hi @DCComics my 5 year old nephew asked me what was written here. Then asked, why is he ca… https://t.co/JnGbBW9qyD
Retweeted by TheCobrasConkGood effort 👊💥 https://t.co/dGjKVo478c
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10/20
2018
@EditinKing Imagine training for a fight while your your old man hovers in the background dressed up for a fox hunt @rickygervais Big game hunters hide behind alleged bullshit like ‘conservation’ when the reality is they just like… https://t.co/zD1sMlSgKMTHAT ESCALATED QUICKLY 😳😂😳😂 https://t.co/54TwssufAn
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @KOKINGS4 @holyfield Evander was, without question, the Greatest CW ever and a top 10 ATG HW to boot
10/19
2018
I'd quite happily batter the cowardly cunts responsible for this. Fucking heartbreaking. https://t.co/2IiOD1gZpY
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10/17
2018
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Retweeted by TheCobrasConkCocky boxer Rashid Kassem was taught a painful lesson by Joe Murray 🤣 https://t.co/2NLjP6SKIe
Retweeted by TheCobrasConk @KOKINGS4 Olympic gold medals don’t count for much when you’re up against a prime Mike Tyson. Great to see Tyson wi… https://t.co/L0cMaSb4Yr
10/16
2018
Watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on https://t.co/g16TtMEX7T
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10/15
2018
This guy filmed himself reuniting with the dog he lost 3 years ago 😭 https://t.co/LAH6zQHgk2
Retweeted by TheCobrasConkPathetic cunt. #BanTrophyHunting https://t.co/2lRnktM59J
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10/14
2018
@KOKINGS4 Look up cunt in the English dictionary and there’s a photo of Adam Smith where a definition should beGiven what Amanda Holden has probably put in her mouth over the years, I think I’ll take her endorsement of the new… https://t.co/H2C9R7W0b9
10/13
2018
That was a beautiful thing to allow the dog to see her owner one last time , animals are so precious & very special. https://t.co/c7Xd6906hP
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10/12
2018
Is this you? https://t.co/DMvaHGmSQq @KOKINGS4 Calzaghe often says that Eubank was his toughest fight. It’s strange but I only really started appreciati… https://t.co/S1WrArpz6F
10/11
2018
@KOKINGS4 I don’t ever remember my parents specifically discussing consent with me when I was a child but I do reme… https://t.co/zzRehGTM2a
10/10
2018
@TheXentertainer @EditinKing Apparently BJS was dialled in when they made the decision and responded thus: https://t.co/1dLbBun2Ly @TinaDaheley Judging by his ex-girlfriend’s recent tweet, I’d say it’s probably because he’s a massive cunnt
10/9
2018

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