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Trevor Noah & The World’s Fakest News Team. Weeknights 11/10c @ComedyCentral. Tickets: https://t.co/otjFIiMtNU

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So, did everyone in that restaurant overhear Trump’s call with Sondand? Full coverage: https://t.co/a2uWOPurFq https://t.co/0uAD1vCADeOn @TheDailyShow, @roywoodjr and @jaboukie became the Property Brothas and attempted to find a buyer for Donald Tru… https://t.co/49WY69VRUE
Retweeted by The Daily ShowGreat story, but lacks pizzazz. What about: 🚨🚑🚨BREAKING 🎉 (AP)🔥🔥🔥 — AP source:✌️🇺🇸 embassy official 🗣👂 President… https://t.co/Np9rjZNS0yThe Trump impeachment hearings have begun, and George Kent and Bill Taylor are testifying that Trump did some messe… https://t.co/JDVFb9DX9n.@jaboukie and @RoyWoodJr aka “The Property Brothas” are trying to sell Donald Trump’s childhood home. Full piece:… https://t.co/x8VJhoJv0XDay one of the Trump impeachment hearings. Here’s what you missed: https://t.co/O4yTDcH7ZdGood point. Article 6, Section 2 of the Constitution clearly states that a President can't be impeached for crimes… https://t.co/I8SOd1J57T
Retweeted by The Daily ShowPublic impeachment hearings begin against President Trump, and actor Daniel Kaluuya discusses the movie "Queen & Sl… https://t.co/xLXZcBf5T9Here's the full piece with @roywoodjr and @jaboukie: https://t.co/HDA4P6GpPNHere’s the full interview with Daniel Kaluuya: https://t.co/zbwz47wmneTONIGHT: Why has Trump’s childhood home been on the market for months? @roywoodjr and @jaboukie investigate. https://t.co/PgkfssHUlh⚡️ “Day 1 of the Trump Impeachment Hearings” by @TheDailyShow https://t.co/hgIPOFTnAgDemocrats gladly agreed to air Trump’s dirty laundry for everyone to see, and today was laundry day. https://t.co/kF6xZWEPxkTONIGHT: Daniel Kaluuya is here to talk about his new film @QueenAndSlim! https://t.co/FuZTO3QWnvTONIGHT: Trevor 1, Jim Jordan 0. https://t.co/83H1XohWBf
11/14
2019
Jim Jordan... YOU JUST GOT WELCH'D https://t.co/kDVw2qalDA @Brittany_broski 🔥🔥🔥George Kent *stays* hydrated https://t.co/8HhDvO73cyAlways awkward to have your texts put on blast https://t.co/htRHez33RoConfused by the GOP's #ImpeachmentHearings defense of Trump's Ukraine call? Here's an explainer: https://t.co/yVc55OrSls @Brittany_broski thank you for this gift that keeps on giving#ImpeachmentDay recess? https://t.co/1JEmHSkVTgGood point. Article 6, Section 2 of the Constitution clearly states that a President can't be impeached for crimes… https://t.co/I8SOd1J57T#ImpeachmentDay facts from Fox News https://t.co/FZxtLPz7a5When you have a model train collection in a well-lit basement. #ImpeachmentDay https://t.co/15NwhN8ePuREP. SCHIFF: We turn to the witness for ques— JIM JORDAN: Point of order: At what point will we be able to beat the… https://t.co/NqKD7ARYKQWhat Devin Nunes thinks he looks like vs. what he actually looks like https://t.co/yRZcpZMu5uIt's #ImpeachmentDay and we're not talking about the time Obama wore a bike helmet?! https://t.co/riM3JyJ92NAaand Linda Tripp throws out the first pitch to signal the start of #ImpeachmentDayTrevor has figured out a way to get Trump out of office, but you’ll have to buy his book to find out. Full story:… https://t.co/nYfLQtF3gtPresident Trump faces his greatest enemy yet: books. https://t.co/YKYKIc5c9INew #BetweenTheScenes w/@AnnaKendrick47 ⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/e6zDwJW2IGFormer members of the Trump administration churn out tell-all books, @roywoodjr highlights heartwarming animal stor… https://t.co/qSqh2xRqWX#FreeQuilty https://t.co/eZtgSCjJAIHere's the full piece with @roywoodjr: https://t.co/hY6t9kAEubHere’s the full interview with Noah Baumbach: https://t.co/DTZf2OsYJ2Damn these error messages on Disney+ are pretty rough https://t.co/BITm7cauuy
Retweeted by The Daily Show“Oh, I see, so Bolton might spill the beans on impeachable offenses by the president, but only for $2 million. Yes,… https://t.co/az5cvMqGbT
Retweeted by The Daily ShowTONIGHT: A rescue cat is put in solitary confinement for rescuing other cats. @roywoodjr reports: 📸:… https://t.co/gTA1DRimm9These tell-all ex-Trump staff books expose a shocking truth that working for a president who is frustrating and exh… https://t.co/ayxjd6OQr4The original #BetweenTheScenes queen @AnnaKendrick47 is back. https://t.co/aclX3NZyv3TONIGHT: Writer-director Noah Baumbach is here to talk about his new film @MarriageStory! https://t.co/V2ttOk22sx
11/13
2019
Thousands of texts sent on Valentine's Day were delayed for months and are just now showing up. https://t.co/uIRTy8qJg3Damn these error messages on Disney+ are pretty rough https://t.co/BITm7cauuy.@jahimes explains why Democrats are pursuing impeachment at this particular moment. Full interview:… https://t.co/peANq2685SWe’ve hit peak Gender Reveal Party Fail. https://t.co/XW8mVghW5wBloomberg is taking steps toward running for president in 2020. Full story: https://t.co/j7ZcZnzA3m https://t.co/yWtBseft8MMichael Bloomberg gears up to enter the Democratic primary field, Rep. @jahimes discusses President Trump's impeach… https://t.co/HlNBp3ZDIO#DWTS meets #TheCelebrityAppresident. Spicer OUT. https://t.co/PkHnWGtRO4Here's the full interview with @annakendrick47: https://t.co/CVe6pcKWnUHere’s the full interview with @jahimes: https://t.co/uBSVJyXLEmTONIGHT: @AnnaKendrick47 is here! https://t.co/CblgEBWwcMIf one billionaire 2020 candidate wasn’t enough for you, we have some good news: https://t.co/ijhHFobX8gTONIGHT: Intelligence Committee member Rep. @jahimes is here! 📸: @seanogallagher https://t.co/vPmVOnpiNcTONIGHT: Did someone ask for a refill on Democratic presidential candidates? https://t.co/Kz12ozcPR4
11/12
2019
“There's a lot that hurts right now. Whatever side you're on, there's just a lot of bruising. I want to just offer… https://t.co/gIRuOq1ZNkDonald Trump Jr. Presents: "My Father" https://t.co/0i728M3tGdTHIS WEEK: Monday: @jahimes and @AnnaKendrick47 Tuesday: Noah Baumbach Wednesday: Daniel Kaluuya Thursday:… https://t.co/rGjmhwjkrOFrom the Harlem Hellfighters to the Tuskegee Airmen to many more, @roywoodjr remembers the invaluable contributions… https://t.co/CovWPl801f.@BernieSanders answers questions from the audience about connecting with black voters, finding a balance on immigr… https://t.co/wfYpEkHE2tMeet the man who taught Trump how stand perfectly normal: https://t.co/FPtINgQpvZYou can have a perfect call with the president, too! Call the Donald J. Trump Perfect Call Hotline: +1 (954) 448-… https://t.co/gDvboTRu8V.@EdwardNorton made a noir film about a racist landlord from New York who wants to destroy the world. It’s not abou… https://t.co/2oEeJcN5Vy
11/11
2019
“Make Trump Happy” is the hottest game among congressional Republicans. https://t.co/LbHHAYgZIr @eBay @HomesForOurTrps @RealTimers @billmaher @TeamCoco @ConanOBrien @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive @LastWeekTonighthttps://t.co/hSOEjHDMWw
Retweeted by The Daily Show.@CoryBooker connects Putin and Khrushchev’s strategies: corrupt America from within. Full interview:… https://t.co/9i7zIq93cxI am Augustus Mandrake for those of you that are asking. https://t.co/JDhFQAMuKo
Retweeted by The Daily ShowYou ever notice how not-weird Donald Trump stands? That's not by accident. https://t.co/8uv0IW6CGQBreathalyzers aren’t as accurate as previously reported. But then again, have any sobriety tests ever been reliable? https://t.co/beGWeZp7uI
11/10
2019
Emma Watson is reframing being single, calling it “self-partnering.” https://t.co/bqoVUkF72xInmates in California can volunteer to fight wildfires for a paltry $2 a day while the state of California saves $1… https://t.co/IObCrMsNanElizabeth Warren is the billionaire's boogeyman. https://t.co/nxd9Ll7XxtCongratulations to Anonommess on your new book! https://t.co/y9QOtfju4j
Retweeted by The Daily ShowWhen you try to learn German and end up auditioning for a key role in "Jojo Rabbit" 😳 https://t.co/2k2RGaO3NTDonald Trump Jr. Presents: My Father https://t.co/TKmGKUkKaY
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11/9
2019
Donald Trump Jr. Presents: My Father https://t.co/TKmGKUkKaYDetroit! Want to be a part of @michaelkosta’s comedy special? (Of course you do.) Get your tickets here:… https://t.co/LUsGZYDIAv
Retweeted by The Daily ShowVaping was touted as a healthier alternative to cigarettes, but surprise, it appears they lied. Full story:… https://t.co/i9Uc7XOgx4Congratulations to Anonommess on your new book! https://t.co/y9QOtfju4jA 911 operator missed an emergency call because she was watching Netflix. https://t.co/IBcU943YavNo collusion @washingtonpost https://t.co/hRwOXONTPbThe Las Vegas City Council passed an ordinance to ban sleeping in public places, effectively outlawing homelessness… https://t.co/Z1YyBHnvJnIn the race for Speaker, there’s one obvious choice. Jim Jordan: Not as Bad as a Pedophile https://t.co/GgV852jqcP
Retweeted by The Daily ShowThey’re so good at this https://t.co/uO43bjvyPzFacebook bans the sexual use of emojis, Trevor examines how the vaping industry allegedly targets teens, and comedi… https://t.co/6lcBSXt5TGHere’s the full interview with @jennyslate: https://t.co/uRGKYGWiyyBillionaires entering the race after seeing Warren’s wealth tax https://t.co/DxpHXtEJfB
Retweeted by The Daily ShowNEW TERM ALERT: Emma Watson is “self-partnered.” Full story: https://t.co/w05vBD3R3U https://t.co/SH5wZQtOdICompanies like Juul and Kandypens say their vape products are safe and not targeted toward teens. Are they just blo… https://t.co/uQ2YbS686mOh damn guess what? I’m on @thedailyshow tonight and i love this blouse w ladies all over it! #LittleWeirds is out… https://t.co/JyN2Gzn0cc
Retweeted by The Daily ShowTONIGHT: @jennyslate is here to talk about her new book "Little Weirds" and Netflix special "Stage Fright"! https://t.co/cJkSHLZEqg
11/8
2019
Billionaires entering the race after seeing Warren’s wealth tax https://t.co/DxpHXtEJfBRepublicans, your objective... MAKE TRUMP HAPPY https://t.co/fFsnWMrZK1The Universe is curved, not flat, and the news is reporting that as if we all knew that already. https://t.co/zKPYNmV1RD“I actually have a good track record with black voters.” - @JulianCastro highlights the differences between him and… https://t.co/87mFaZAq8n @davejorgenson @washingtonpost You get 10 free bagels per month then you have to pay @davejorgenson @washingtonpost Come in. We have bagels.Heard @MarkBurnettTV and @realDonaldTrump are working on a White House reality show... https://t.co/kDCRB2OHFUElizabeth Warren is *literally* making billionaires cry. Full piece: https://t.co/fVCFU2epf6 https://t.co/kzOkmIBjdy.@juliancastrotx wants to decriminalize illegal border crossings, but that probably doesn’t mean what you think it… https://t.co/RykY24KJPn
11/7
2019

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