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🌹fix your hearts or die🌹 He/Him. host of @thewafflepress.

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Joined Twitter 10/24/11

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Retweeted by house of 1000 diegosThe next ALIEN movie should just be a crossover with SUCCESSION but in space @filmbouff Had to do it to ‘em#47 ALIEN: COVENANT (2017) directed by Ridley Scott your viewing pleasure, the greatest moment in cinematic history with commentary by @EmperorOTN
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@EmperorOTN1 in all fairness, it really was just the oneStar Wars has always been political. Take it from George Lucas.
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Retweeted by house of 1000 diegosFUCK. YES. when Twin Peaks season 3 wins the bracket
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Retweeted by house of 1000 diegosI did it, I found the earliest Borat joke on film
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Retweeted by house of 1000 diegosDemocracy would be really cool.
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