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Black. Queer. Writer. Editor. MacDowell Fellow, Tin House Scholar, never had a f*ck to give. Follow my podcast @Food4ThotPod. They/Them.

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Joined Twitter 10/6/12


I’m reading tonight from new work right in the middle of @JayMalsky ‘s raunchy set!! 🤗🤗🤗 https://t.co/xYoUWC5y24 @ScottFlashheart I’m working on it :-) But I also still got some unknown stories in the vault! 🤗😏So fun! 😘 https://t.co/7hdUQHwmpd @JLashelle2 I was?!?!?!? That was such a fun afternoon!#Facts re my dear @JLashelle2 ♥️ https://t.co/jzFYRZ0Y5E
10/24
2020
From one Thot to another: @TheEarlDenden, of the fabulous @food4thotpod joined me to talk about that time his teena… https://t.co/1bEYseejv8
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10/23
2020
This single moment is why this movie is STILL a favorite of mine. ♥️ https://t.co/mteArMlPGFI miss the feeling of a boy holding my face in the palm of his hand while we’re making out... https://t.co/NNh1QcWDq4
10/22
2020
@C_GraceT I👏🏾LOVED👏🏾THIS👏🏾SHOW👏🏾!!!!If I smell bacon, and none is being made in my home, am I having a stroke? https://t.co/h398MLFT2K @samrawss Lol! I ask bc in a past life, I had a job where I answered the phone saying “Subscriptions this is Dennis… https://t.co/4CiiU2RJIB @samrawss Is this a frequent mistake you get? @AngelNafis Truly nonsensical 😩🤪 @AngelNafis None of the Gilmore women are exactly a prize when you really look at it. Except Emily. I will always stan Emily. @MorganJerkins Exactly!Ok but 50 cent ain’t never been shit, so no reason to act new. 👀 https://t.co/44bA6DEDLR @KartoonMGMT @JeanBaylor 🤣
10/20
2020
I’m screaming at this!!! https://t.co/qO97Ljs6n0On Nov. 5th @Center4Fiction will host a live staging of #JamesBaldwin's "The White Problem." Free event! https://t.co/oMxaEkpNTJ
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10/19
2020
Are you voting for @JoeBiden this election? If Yes, Can we get 100k Retweets before November 3rd?
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10/18
2020
@johnmanuelarias @jbakernyc Every once in awhile.... @johnmanuelarias Between you and @jbakernyc, two of my faves got to announce today!!!! 😁🤗😁🤗 So excited for you! @johnmanuelarias 🤗🤗🤗🤗 https://t.co/y7eE9RuAfk
10/16
2020
Have we discussed the episode of The Parkers in Sn 1 where Kim moves into an apt with Stevie and their landlord is… https://t.co/rcGfNU53LZ @carlawaslike Me. *I* need to hear this. https://t.co/kpfJSIcRmpLet's tell every young person that it's okay to be who you are.✊🏿#SpiritDay https://t.co/qiwfZw6VCR
Retweeted by Cuntress VaughnWe dropped a new 1, all about the election!!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗 https://t.co/29fdmuNvg5 @DeeshaPhilyaw 8ish? @DeeshaPhilyaw Ummmm yes!! Can we do tmrw?? @tkiramadden @bizzycoy Yeah I gotta take that out! But isn’t it cute tho??? @yahaira_law One day we’ll drink together again!!!Imma do it again, bc I’m a baaaaaaaaaaad bitch! 🤗🤗🤗 https://t.co/8A9WdwLZaT @TonyDPerez Give my love to your wife! https://t.co/Jtcdun4zyS @meenaharris I *literally* just tweeted this earlier today! Between her and Amy Cooper.... 👀 https://t.co/NbJzlRINel
10/15
2020
Ice Cube better remember what happened to Chrisette Michele and sit his ass down before his ass is never see nor he… https://t.co/47emuBI4NKY’all, my therapist said she’s proud of me today! 🤗🤗🤗 https://t.co/U6bVinDJ2K🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/XosdAU51Jc34 is realizing I can no longer pull all nighters to write. 35 will be me, finally, ceasing to pretend that I can.Interesting, too, the one she failed to remember. 👀 https://t.co/WfzBrBp11W @jonreyes @jbakernyc https://t.co/A6XK6vQQwzBetween Amy Cooper and Amy Coney Barrett, we might need to re-visit the term Karen.... 👀 #AmyConeyBarrettSCOTUSY’all, is it bad form to pour myself a glass of wine at 11:54pm on a school night??
10/14
2020
@MittRomney All these words and yet you said nothing. https://t.co/U93sWU1p1x
10/13
2020
@rrrubenstein This is magic! 🤗🤗🤗
10/12
2020
@ortile I would’ve told you yes if I’d seen this, but what I can tell you is that it’s 2pm and I’m about to pour so… https://t.co/vGzFDCdpK8 @rrrubenstein Yes! Literally half my novel was written to his Metamorphosis #2.I listen to a lot of Philip Glass when writing, but I might need to bring more jazz into my writing practice bc tha… https://t.co/1RTtAYgFtP
10/11
2020
Whew Chile the number of times I’ve said to somebody else’s child, usually a HS senior, “Look, I get paid whether y… https://t.co/T8pVRsMlvGI LOVE THIS!!! https://t.co/DMYu737PMk
10/9
2020
@Blacktress Ok?!?! Those LOOKS!!! 👀Pence keeps saying “come together” and all I can think is that I doubt Pence’s wife cums at all. 👀 #VPDebate #VPDebate2020YES KAMALA!!!!! “I am the only one on this stage who has prosecuted...” #VPDebateOoooohhhhhh they squaring up now!!!! #VPDebate #VPDebatesHe needs to take Breonna Taylor’s name out his mouth #VPDebate #VPDebatesIf Mike Pence were a good, he’d be a Saltine. #VPDebate #VPDebatesThis nigga really said “China is to blame for the coronavirus.” He trynna come for the World Health Organization?… https://t.co/j9JBt5Icu9He wanna talk about never fighting a war?!?!?!?!?!?! Don’t go there Mike! Mayday!!! MAYDAY!!!! #VPDebate #VPDebate2020He sounds like a broken record. Green new deal. Taxes. Fracking. Green new deal. Taxes. AOC. Fracking. Pence’s vo… https://t.co/Divxz4S82fThe LOOK!!!! 👀 When she quoted Trump as saying “Science doesn’t know.” #VPDebate #VPDebate2020Lmaoooooooooooo at Mike Pence in the environment #VPDebate #VPDebate2020 https://t.co/Y1FtTSS1zYShe speaks to him like he is in 1st grade showin’ his ass!!! #VPDebate #VPDebate2020She did not come to play with this heaux!!! #VPDebate #VPDebate2020“There was a time in this country when we believed in science...👀” #VPDebate #VPDebate2020When she said “that means you owe money to somebody” I felt the wrath of the ancestors in my spirit!!!!! #VPDebate #VPDebate2020These niggas gotta go to the Swine Flu?!?!?! https://t.co/RtsqcoBzweGood on Susan Page for doing her damn job! #VPDebate2020 #VPDebateHE TRIED TO INTERRUPT AND SHE CUT HIM TF OFF!!!!!!!! #VPDebate2020 #VPDebateI love her looks toward him as she listens and takes notes #VPDebate2020 #VPDebateI’m weeping thinking about how proud my Daddy is rn. #VPDebate #VPDebate2020 #HowardU #bisonAwwwwwww don’t fuck with a black woman taking notes!! #VPDebate
10/8
2020
OMG THE ACCURACY THO!!!!!!! https://t.co/uDXjecnGIZI’ll say it again: even white ppl whom you love and adore will disappoint you. I’m out here about to say it’s a con… https://t.co/cWBZlNGbuE
10/7
2020
All I can say is Let Go and Let God. 👀 https://t.co/OWUXg45LRpWhat a day for black letters, y’all!! WHAT👏🏾A👏🏾DAY👏🏾!! #NationalBookAwards #MacFellow https://t.co/BVJmvhD2jrMy neighbor is blasting country music in the shared backyard and I just thought living in Brooklyn protected me fro… https://t.co/SFbRMLqhxhMY FRIENDS ARE BAD, BAAAAAAAAAAAAD BINCHES!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 SO thrilled for @DeeshaPhilyaw for being named a Ntl Book Awa… https://t.co/LijPbWI0k5Every class I *ever* took at Sarah Lawrence heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! 🤣🤣 https://t.co/19afB4ydA1Art School Critiques 🥴 https://t.co/Uvd4ZQX78m
Retweeted by Cuntress VaughnMe: Toxic masculinity is more of an idea not something visibl-- Trump: https://t.co/d8VGUPsgXk
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10/6
2020
@frumpenberg This is the bestest news ever!!!!!! 🤗♥️🤗♥️🥰😘
10/5
2020
i can’t be the only one https://t.co/OB0YgFDiFN
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10/3
2020
All I can say is October comin’ in hot!!! #TrumpHasCovid https://t.co/kenswvzRERWow y’all. Prayer works. 🙏🏽 #TrumpHasCovid https://t.co/D6QSa9FWBE
10/2
2020
@MorganJerkins Two shakes of a lamb’s tail! https://t.co/f5kmCeBeqo
10/1
2020
Elizabeth Price looks back on her gymnastics career https://t.co/Q3ja9qJL0d
Retweeted by Cuntress VaughnWell, as a church lady once told me, “God can’t bless a mess.” #Debates2020 https://t.co/nj6FAEqxxG @beardedonedor Not at first but after their mics get cut a few times, they’ll learn.Watching @MichelleButeau ‘s Welcome to Buteaupia bc Lordt knows I need to cleanse the palette after that mess.… https://t.co/GPPzefWDKKI wanna see debates organized by topic where the moderators are leaders and experts in the communities the topics a… https://t.co/BeBc8QxQ4z @zobeistrying Tommy, then me. @zobeistrying Whew Chile nobody’d escape that alive! @zobeistrying I volunteer myself as tribute.Chris Wallace literally laughing at the chaos The Donald has injected into this debate is peak white male mediocrit… https://t.co/zPOTjyQTjzWe need a fem black bossy bottom to moderate these debates.... tell me I’m wrong. #Debates2020 https://t.co/h1jNx0qZkd
9/30
2020

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