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Comedian, talk show host and ice road trucker. My tweets are real, and they’re spectacular. @ellentube @theellenfund

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Joined Twitter 8/14/08


.@TheKalenAllen found out what it takes to become a Navarro College cheerleader. Don't miss this new episode of "OM… https://t.co/XYlUFEElsEI asked Jennifer Aniston to host my show. This was definitely not authorized. https://t.co/HZvFztPuYX
1/25
2020
If you're into saving the planet like I am, check out what we’re doing with @TheEllenFund. https://t.co/f8mtB0RlNPThe Will Ferrell and Julia Louis-Dreyfus feud is over. Finally. https://t.co/Wncc1VFN3mThe #GRAMMYs are this Sunday night on CBS. I'll be there this weekend, and you could be too! Use the hashtag… https://t.co/mDnacOmPA2Jennifer Aniston hid behind the "Friends" couch on the Warner Bros. lot, and scared tourists. @WBTourHollywood https://t.co/31as1YguLtI ❤️ @SelenaGomez https://t.co/SjY71U9BKNPortia and I are in a Super Bowl commercial! Don’t miss the big game to find out what we all did #BeforeAlexahttps://t.co/Ifzr7ZeoMRI can't believe Jennifer Aniston spilled all of my secrets, when I've never told a single person that she attends F… https://t.co/7oZCpwcmc9.@IAmWandaSykes never disappoints when she's here. She is hilarious. https://t.co/JEphcEgm41
1/24
2020
If you’re watching the news these days, and feel like your voice isn’t being heard, you can fix that. I can't think… https://t.co/8F7ZMSW7FMI have been moved by the stories of the Navarro College cheer team. I am so glad I got to talk with them today.… https://t.co/4kIKnjU7qCI’m coming to Miami! Who wants to see me there? https://t.co/b8i2SguWth https://t.co/GcEfd80N0aFor everyone who’s as obsessed with #CheerNetflix as I am, the Navarro team was here today! https://t.co/oF9377NPkCHow does this 2-year-old know all of these flags and countries?! https://t.co/02nKfjju9bDidn’t get to see my show today? You can watch the whole thing right here, and I promise no one gets impeached in i… https://t.co/5sXnLUbwrRMy staff’s #TheBachelor Recap is really juicy this week! Tune in to hear my staff discuss all things linger-y, line… https://t.co/HPoaP8Ex6H
1/23
2020
For those of you with your TVs on who are feeling there’s only bad news, I give you the adorable Hadley. https://t.co/raYZpLpQeW.@NikkieTutorials is one of the most popular beauty YouTubers in the world. She came out last week as transgender,… https://t.co/BPsv4pn1INFor a lot of my staff, the 3-day weekend really flu by. https://t.co/UDh6d3W85g.@AndyLassner has a gay old time playing “Say Whaaat?” with the @JonasBrothers @NickJonas @JoeJonas @KevinJonas. https://t.co/3msBgay2PfThe @JonasBrothers have a new hit on their hands, and it’s on TikTok. @NickJonas @JoeJonas @KevinJonas https://t.co/ApqYJvsCbzCongratulations, Alex! You played well. It’s too bad none of those comedians were named “Pass.” See you next week! #GameofGamesIt’s your turn, West Coast! Someone’s winning $5,000 while watching tonight’s #GameofGames! Get out your @GameofGamesApp!You can’t say I’m not having fun. #KnoworGo #GameofGames https://t.co/6puQ5n0UDVThis round of #DangerWord feels a little bit like couples therapy. #GameofGamesWhat do @MarthaStewart, @StephenCurry30, @MelissaMcCarthy, Keenan Thompson and @HodaKotb have in common? They’re al… https://t.co/mSDlzaS8nIRegardless of who wins, these 3 should start a dance group. #BlindfoldedMusicalChairs #GameofGamesIt’s a shame Petey’s gotta cover up those eyes with a blindfold. 😍 #BlindfoldedMusicalChairs #GameofGamesPeople don’t realize how hard it is to run in a dress. That’s why I don’t wear them. #RunawayBride #GameofGamesHe either remembered the answer, or he was so dizzy he thought I was @MileyCyrus. Either way, he gets the point. #DizzyDash #GameofGamesWho wants $5,000? Get your apps out and get ready to watch an all-new #GameofGames. 8/7c on NBC!
1/22
2020
.@DaxShepard went on a date with Brad Pitt. I don’t know how else to describe it. https://t.co/MBKToFCDdRPeople have gotten smarter about selling my 12 Days gifts online, but they can’t stop Adam from finding them. https://t.co/SXfuIB6t44It’s early, but I can already tell you the most fun thing on TV today will be an all-new #GameofGames..@DaxShepard wasn’t going to let a little lip surgery stop him from being on "Jeopardy!". https://t.co/Dqvz2T0xATOne minute you’re in @Starbucks, and the next you’re on my show. #ThanksSponsor https://t.co/rEenS4JiIwIf I’m preempted in your market today, you can see my show on https://t.co/APojFeehjF I promise it'll be more fun t… https://t.co/5j5iE7kMZFThere’s just something about the Lopez family, and that little Josevic is my new favorite hero. https://t.co/zCJBmw4bkzMissing tomorrow's #GameofGames could be very, very dangerous. https://t.co/k8n4RhsCYw
1/21
2020
Not everybody can tell when I'm joking. I'm not joking. https://t.co/vY4UEAAazMRemember, Ellen... always wait until they have their goggles on. #GameofGames https://t.co/K05sr6wznn.@MarkWahlberg told a really funny story about getting a new dog. https://t.co/DFOoa17IxAI really, really love this family. https://t.co/cPh2M2oYxm#MLKDay https://t.co/AvB6qpaJT3I ❤️@MarkWahlberg. Check out the trailer for his new movie, @NetflixFilm #SpenserConfidential https://t.co/cvWQoLi8sv
1/20
2020
I asked #HSMTMTS@JoshuaTBassett to finally set the record straight on whether cereal is soup or not! I hope I go… https://t.co/YgFc0KPSSm
1/19
2020
Nobody was happier about my #IvyParkXAdidas than @TheKalenAllen. https://t.co/ojVccx22OjThis weekend, get up to 25% off all home items at https://t.co/FHnZxjbwQN! https://t.co/wTYrOZKEMUI'm throwing a birthday party in my @GameofGamesApp, and you could win $5,000 by playing! https://t.co/8WXf7r3zw7https://t.co/tkfJgXvSIBIf there is a better trio than @JaneFonda, @LilyTomlin and Phoebe Waller-Bridge to play a game called "Guess What's… https://t.co/yTUJHPiNFr
1/18
2020
.@JaneFonda and @LilyTomlin were here to guest host my show, and the cops came. https://t.co/skpB4MZ89fWe had to say goodbye to Charlie today. She was an amazing cat and gave us so much love. One of the hardest decisio… https://t.co/zsBTQpl6siHappy birthday, @IAmSteveHarvey! I think you left your mustache backstage. It's either that or one of @RealEugeneLevy's eyebrows..@JaneFonda and @LilyTomlin guest hosted my show today and talked about #GraceandFrankie. https://t.co/u17toIH9NK @ReeseW Oh brother.Happy birthday, @MichelleObama. I ❤️ you. https://t.co/JhzmKEpuMt.@JaneFonda and @LilyTomlin answered all of my Burning Questions. All I can say is "Wow." https://t.co/O2BL2MIXxiThe @JonasBrothers are here next week! My, how far they’ve come. #TBT @NickJonas @JoeJonas @KevinJonas https://t.co/qWbQPuwgVX
1/17
2020
For all #TheBachelor fans, I thought we should clear up what really happened in Champagne-gate. https://t.co/5VLQHm4raYCongratulations, Lydia! You just slow-walked your way to a day of gifts from 12 Days. Thanks for listening to my po… https://t.co/CRMhtPFyydHere’s @Coldplay performing a song from their new album. You’re welcome. https://t.co/SvNGRtgc4PStop what you’re doing and watch this. Thanks, @Starbucks® Rewards. https://t.co/2KjV2viDNZWould you like to know if @IAmJamieFoxx ever dated a star we didn’t know about? Then here you go. https://t.co/lyVeSUCKDYI had no idea Aubrey Plaza and @JoeJonas were so close. @EvilHag https://t.co/VEZEMNiGBl @johnkrasinski Well, blaming Emily seems like a great strategy.This Saturday, @BBCAmerica and @AMC_TV launch their new show, #SevenWorldsOnePlanet. It’s a great opportunity to se… https://t.co/6KuWm5pQIyThe brilliant Phoebe Waller-Bridge is auctioning off her gorgeous tuxedo from the #GoldenGlobes to help the Austral… https://t.co/fvUWUmYMxTThis video of Chris Martin as a kid makes you realize that dreams really can come true. https://t.co/rYBXEAOtzN
1/16
2020
Can you do the Woah? I found out in my new game, "Woah or No." https://t.co/7EWGherEXf.@JohnKrasinski, did you get this message from Chris Martin? https://t.co/2iVw0o5SNiCongratulations to @RobinRoberts on 30 years at Disney. That’s incredible, and I ❤ you.Happy birthday, @DrewBrees! You are one of the most wonderful people I know. https://t.co/A5DDdCiNM5 @coldplay It was so good I could cry, cry, cry.Oh my goodness, this is adorable. https://t.co/LGNGjdwkmrI promise this story is gonna make you smile. This might be the best Uber ride of all time. #ThanksSponsor https://t.co/dXGO4YnTwXOne of my favorite bands in the world, @Coldplay, performed a song from their new album that they’ll never perform… https://t.co/H6ASDTlmGQI love my new @Starbucks® Rewards contest. It’s really bringing out the best in people. Go film your “pay it forwar… https://t.co/l9ynlMQMmB.@JaneFonda and @LilyTomlin are here on Friday. Tweet me your questions for them! I don’t care what they're about..… https://t.co/gNRKi5MpQaKathy, you did… what’s the word? Great?! I loved your enthusiasm. That’s definitely enough for a short trip to see… https://t.co/upw9Wcis1fWest Coast! It’s your turn to get in on the fun. See who makes it all the way to #HotHands on #GameofGames, right now!I wonder if @IAmCardiB ever touched it. https://t.co/4eTCICWKBVWho do you think is going to win this? #GameofGamesI can tell Molly really didn’t mean to butt in. #BlindfoldedMusicalChairs #GameofGamesOops. I forgot to tell them about the bell. #RunawayBride #GameofGamesNEW GAME ALERT! Get ready for #RunawayBride. I’m unveiling it after this commercial. #GameofGamesPoor Kathy. I’m almost out of slime. #SonOfAOneEyedMonster #GameofGamesIt can’t be easy being a UPS driver in Thousand Islands. I hope she has a boat. #SonOfAOneEyedMonster #GameofGamesRyan was really dizzy. He probably shouldn’t be on top of any high platforms with a big drop. Oh, wait. #DizzyDash #GameofGames#GameofGames is about to start! Everyone, get your app and your scratching finger ready! Two people are winning $10… https://t.co/s6y9z5gJ2qThank you, @Beyonce. I love my big orange box. Your new clothes are really cool too. #adidasxIVYPARK @adidas https://t.co/ecTxZ5o0CG
1/15
2020
.@RobertDowneyJr put my audience on the spot. The pressure was high. Not all of them could handle it. https://t.co/I9jXIwuW2VPop the champagne, because this episode of my "Bachelor Recap Show" was wild! #TheBachelor https://t.co/hd7jfBrCjiRami Malek kept getting fan emails from someone pretending to be @RobertDowneyJr. https://t.co/N80yUPTUNsTonight, an all-new #GameofGames! I’m so excited, my head is spinning. https://t.co/nl0u0a7i6mIt turns out @RobertDowneyJr knows way too much about animals’… party whistles. https://t.co/bXIkEnIBhPThis 10-year-old boy with autism became verbal after getting an Iron Man helmet. Today he meets @RobertDowneyJrhttps://t.co/1cg2u0t0t2As my talk show enters a new decade, here are some of my favorite moments from the last decade. https://t.co/hw6KGDuGSuRay Romano was a great choice to put in my #BurningQuestions hot seat. https://t.co/yibgzoz9Te
1/14
2020
Happy birthday, @OfficialJLD. You are the perfect balance of glamour and comedy, or as I call it, glamedy.
1/13
2020

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