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Bad bitch, journeyman, bon vivant, poet. Books: HOW WE FIGHT FOR OUR LIVES and PRELUDE TO BRUISE. He/him. Represented by @TuesdayAgency and @SheedyLit.

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Joined Twitter 7/29/08


The GOP speaker of Georgia’s state House is against everyone getting easy access to absentee ballots for the May 19… https://t.co/nLHRaPU2n2
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Retweeted by Saeed JonesI mean, COME ON. https://t.co/xfMtLKeV4A @_amcarter THE STRUGGLE. @morganapple https://t.co/NWFWP8HdeI @FeralPeafowl EVERY TIME.I often think about black voters in Georgia, many of whom waited in line for HOURS to vote. There were reports of b… https://t.co/nqAr6fC45MGeorgia could’ve had Stacey Abrams in charge at this moment. https://t.co/mzBZ1AGR22
Retweeted by Saeed Joneshere is what I have to say about these two maps: the first one lacks a ton of context that the second one includes.… https://t.co/BxtB3LBQOQ
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @Danez_Smif *nods* @Danez_Smif I remember a REALLY fierce music video too. @Danez_Smif Ohhhhhhhh, what a moment. @tnwhiskeywoman So frustrating.6.65 million new unemployment claims. That means 10 million people have lost their jobs in just the last two weeks… https://t.co/VjM3smzeJe
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @karinjr OMGGGGG, this story!!!! // The Inside Account of How Bird Laid off 406 People in Two Minutes via a Zoom Webinar https://t.co/0ToKDRnw3R @MrDubC Hahaha.A MAN. https://t.co/tYFRslzEfo @igetmysti I’m so lucky. @_ClaireConnelly 💛 @_ClaireConnelly Don’t ever call me boy. @MrDubC A lot of material to work with.He slept next to me, right in the middle of the bed. LOL. Didn’t even mind when I woke up at 3 to stare at my phone… https://t.co/e5bg7ymFrHA good morning. https://t.co/wstMlOwgutThink of all those dogs who think that barking at the door when you leave has FINALLY WORKED.
Retweeted by Saeed JonesA herd of majestic goats realized that humans were no longer crowding the streets in Llandudno, a small seaside tow… https://t.co/ELrXkXYSEr
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @am_wex SAME.Ruby praying over her people https://t.co/fuwJ2mHeX9
Retweeted by Saeed JonesTrip cracks me up. He might not know math for shit, but he knows a mess when he sees one and he wants OUT. #LittleFiresEverywhere“White women always want to be friends with their maid. I am not your maid. And I was never your friend.”… https://t.co/NUz8VFRvEfI’m also living for the music on #LittleFiresEverywhere.Kerry Washington is so good at staring these white people down. I get my life every time. #LittleFiresEverywhere @lizzieohreally 🥺🥺🥺 @djolder It’s ADORABLE. @pronounced_ing !!!!!!He curls up in his little bed next to my desk when I sit down to write or read. He’s been living with me for less t… https://t.co/sY3bCzVU5v @pronounced_ing WHAT @pronounced_ing CELESTE!!!! BRAVA!*flails dramatically* https://t.co/cyRl11QwKxTwo episodes into #LittleFiresEverywhere and WHEW. Kerry and Reese’s performance in the “seeds and all” scene, in p… https://t.co/Y1YJLj74p3 @morjodomo SAME.We aren’t just in hell; this is decidedly one of the lower circles. https://t.co/xNvL75Es8T
4/2
2020
@KSekouM OOP.I’m gonna need more time to test my theory, but I’m increasingly convinced my dog responds to both “Caesar” and “Sir!” @BeeBabs Factual statement.hottest man on network television, periodt. https://t.co/9ce0PdGuWH
Retweeted by Saeed JonesWe have no choice but to orangustan https://t.co/X6hW2cALMw
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @FeralPeafowl SCREAMING.SCREAMING. https://t.co/5VLciktWXo @AngelNafis *HUG* Let’s talk again soon, bb. @FeralPeafowl 💛💛💛💛💛💛LET THE GREAT WERK BEGIN. https://t.co/rcuqP8l7hI @Lin_Manuel SAME. @treeaston @theferocity Same energy https://t.co/Fh8UdpMiRZ
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @theferocity He has your eyes https://t.co/R4LR01uSBt
Retweeted by Saeed JonesK N O W. H I M. https://t.co/TW7H2oZAotCaesar is part chihuahua and part dachshund which is to say, he’s a chi-weenie. He likes to cuddle and is very chil… https://t.co/1o2keqiJ9pLong may he reign. https://t.co/A6qkuZNH7OAlright, Caesar. Let’s go home. https://t.co/bGFRcAA39GTo be clear, “devastating” is one my highest forms of praise, especially for documentaries.LMAO. My mind wouldn’t know peace until I made this. https://t.co/azjpNl5eOn
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @urbanavocado It’s very good.Friends, I don’t know exactly what I was expecting from Trixie’s documentary “Moving Parts” but I’m watching it on… https://t.co/WJbtlRrIxk @wordscience YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS.oh my god https://t.co/lUfz84FJFB
Retweeted by Saeed JonesMe waking up every morning https://t.co/PanWseRk2X
Retweeted by Saeed JonesOur April cover star is #Cheer’s La’Darius Marshall ⭐ His career on the mat ended sooner than he’d thought. Where w… https://t.co/GIsQXMNsB6
Retweeted by Saeed JonesReally moved after reading about the extreme lengths electrical grid workers are going to in order to deal with thi… https://t.co/qHdgTNnR2v“Are you strong enough to survive for 18 months in isolation? Yes. As long as you’re honoring even your most irrati… https://t.co/TMo92cYUEs
Retweeted by Saeed JonesI love Zoom! https://t.co/ZpcLipvGXH
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4/1
2020
Stephen Schawrtz composed the Prince of Egypt score, and didn’t feel Babyface’s production for “When You Believe” w… https://t.co/Jntt8SIyhC
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @metroadlib LOL.Dr. Fauci: You will be seeing deaths at a time when we are doing good. But we should be prepared for 100,000 deaths from coronavirus.
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @MsEmilyEdwards Agreed. @JasMoneyRecords LOL. @NateRuegger *tags in @metroadlib then runs off* @JasMoneyRecords JASMINE, LET US HAVE THIS.I am OBSESSED with these videos. https://t.co/hBIFojmP2X @samsax1 Well, amen."State of Ohio is expanding unemployment benefits to include 1099 workers, self-employed workers, freelancers, furl… https://t.co/1u9IUGQNiU
Retweeted by Saeed JonesWhat could possibly go wrong? "One resident told me that community members will follow around any car they don’t re… https://t.co/eGwmrAwSk2This woman already has to report the news LIVE from her own backyard because of a pandemic... and here comes her do… https://t.co/jx1yjuUBTF
Retweeted by Saeed Jones @TheeMaryWilson UGH. @MisterBaconSays Thank you, Don!OnlyFans reporting 3.5 million new signups in March, 60,000 of them new creators, per an email from the company. In… https://t.co/um9FaBrAJW
Retweeted by Saeed JonesReached into my jacket to make sure I had some sanitizer with me and multiple bottles tumbled out. @jmartNYT @gregggonsalves @maggieNYT https://t.co/LQdeg6zNVmSo the NYT published a dumb, dangerous headline & when an epidemiologist at Yale called them out on it, this was th… https://t.co/przsKqAj7r
Retweeted by Saeed JonesHe must be protected at all costs. https://t.co/4PMRuDq6qX @AudraEqualityMc 😭😭😭😭UPDATE: TOMORROW, I’M PICKING UP THE PUP HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS CAESAR JONES. https://t.co/D5ZcuiZZcd @Eloisa_Amezcua 👀 @ConnieSchultz LOL. Have at it. @Basseyworld I just... @briebriejoy Girl.Amazon fired that warehouse worker who organized the walkout https://t.co/nPBn3ZAY1P
Retweeted by Saeed Jones“Saeed, why do you live in Ohio now? That’s so random.” “Well, for one thing—“ https://t.co/7l1B7uas3rReally thought yesterday was the last day of March but no they found another one
Retweeted by Saeed JonesMe, regaling the 9 cats I adopted during quarantine with the story of our family. https://t.co/UKmlbEgoEM
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3/31
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