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Gary Lambert @TheGaryLambert Probably Merseyside

Evertonian, Man About Town, Music Fan and Merseyside's 54th Most Eligible Bachelor 2013

2,977 Following   2,244 Followers   45,949 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/14/11


WHAT A NIGHT - nuts gig @TheMysterines were unreal & conquered a SOLD OUT & jubilant @JimmysLiverpool. They're now… https://t.co/BFQzuXRhPs
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @gensdegenerates Lucozade OriginalStill going these will take £60 for the pair just so they don’t go to waste https://t.co/R1NkLWgWLT
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @oh_hiya I’ve never tried it.Mate of ours is starting a new EitC activity-project at Goodison. 'Hanging up our Boots Together' is aimed at retir… https://t.co/A2iNDctct3
Retweeted by Gary LambertRe the comments made by @GNev2 on racism The prime minister is openly racist Our papers have a weird vendetta a… https://t.co/2944MAfjJW
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @terry77owen https://t.co/nPA2OncNh4 @bluemcardle That first one is wonderful.
12/8
2019
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Retweeted by Gary LambertBoxing on the radio always sounds ace."Hi, I'm Alex James from Blur. I fuck Edam." https://t.co/8eWRboH32i
Retweeted by Gary LambertEver tried a mouthful of ginger? https://t.co/d9FFvE5gA5
Retweeted by Gary LambertThis shameless, insulting lie sums up a morally bankrupt Conservative government. They have devastated grassroots s… https://t.co/w7d5dLgH1z
Retweeted by Gary LambertDoes Gabriel Jesus score against the top teams? He’s been anonymous in this game for me. @parkendgoodison Not well enoughJohn Stones is looking chunky here.When you lose your kids in a shopping centre and then find them again.. https://t.co/1Zuh67R8xo
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @Mark_Green1878 @FBAwayDays Ahhhhh! I’ve not been able to watch that video due to trauma. @Mark_Green1878 @Everton I feel old as I don’t get the reference. I can’t watch the video though, so I’m hoping th… https://t.co/iz1HTsHi56Thank fuck my meds mean I can’t drink alcohol at the moment. I would deffo have ended up in what was the Krazy House at 1am otherwise.I will forever imagine Duncan getting the wristbands out of the safe one last time like Danny Glover preparing for… https://t.co/E3fj2DNDGk @GaryBri29919563 Deffo! You need someone who takes responsibility for the entire football club. And understands that he’s got to do so. @GaryBri29919563 What is this MOTD you speak of? :-)Duncan looking like a Daily Mail fight at the races. Boss. X
Retweeted by Gary Lambert33 years ago, on the 6th of December, I was singing Caravan of Love on Wide Awake Club, a clear message of hope, lo… https://t.co/Dp2GElyoYn
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @googlyeyecat https://t.co/SPvGlnKHb8 @JeffWallner Did he play?Alex James May not vote for Jeremy Corbyn but I wonder how he’ll justify that to his kids in years to come when the… https://t.co/zAh2Hgf6DH
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @alexjameshq I suppose you don’t get many homeless on your fucking farm.That is what we’ve needed. The football club having a leader. I don’t think Duncan should get the job, but having a… https://t.co/Sp1TwhdaKA @DanielBahan Fuck off Mabbs. Just enjoy it.Game of football’s never had me that close to tears of joy at the end. Absolutely wonderful. https://t.co/RSZSAyjhSW
Retweeted by Gary LambertDid Duncan Ferguson make a difference? Everton made 37 tackles against Chelsea. That’s the most by any team in the… https://t.co/g5DKb43MUp
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @ProperWhopper That’s hideous. https://t.co/F3PfXXUnahProud owner of the worst football scarf on the planet... #BrummyMags https://t.co/BnBEcX2MYy
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @sterushton Davies was physically fucked by a Wednesday night after running all over the shop for two matches. This… https://t.co/OYIMtwZ01cAnybody want a ticket for today for nothing? It’s my lads 3rd birthday party. • Free • Gratis • Nada All I ask is… https://t.co/hkFLuxSeah
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12/7
2019
@seanrostron YepTickets are moving for our girl @thisiszuzu's huge home headline show at @ArtsClubHQ - February 28, 2020. Her new n… https://t.co/p7ci59jnqb
Retweeted by Gary LambertWe're SO excited for @TheMysterines SOLD OUT @JimmysLiverpool show tomorrow. If you missed out, recently discovered… https://t.co/hSVudUB795
Retweeted by Gary LambertJohnson: I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Kuenssberg: Not entirely surprising, Johnson’s leisure pursu… https://t.co/sBYtT59o06
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @Baddiel @MrNishKumar “Go on Elton, play Candle in the Wind”Big shout out to Michelle from London who just thanked me because she thought she’d finished all the wine but then… https://t.co/7VhPuVsEh3
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @RedRumClub @JeffWallner I never knew that!Pains me to plug Liverpool fans 😉, but this band is brilliant. Give them a listen. @RedRumClub https://t.co/uARjVh1LDy
Retweeted by Gary Lamberti’ve seen some shit in boujis london pubs but the crowning glory has to be this faux rust-effect dyson airblade https://t.co/DzMEfTMiSf
Retweeted by Gary LambertThis is worse than I imagined https://t.co/3fznjjx9jR“Cowboys, Ted. They’re a bunch of cowboys.” https://t.co/PyJbuzPynR
Retweeted by Gary LambertToday is John Aldridge birthday. Any excuse to bring up the time he lost his head over assaulting a pigeon 😂😭 https://t.co/5ydavjdhFB
Retweeted by Gary LambertIf some accuse me of talking to both sides in the Brexit debate then so be it. I’m proud of it. Why would I only w… https://t.co/IReDDMuYTH
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @badwool9 Fleetwood Mac and Queen are up there too8 grand inheritance from his gran, living at home, and the small matter of a *part time* job as a director of his d… https://t.co/KWbmKz2uf6
Retweeted by Gary LambertWhat kind of psycho writes on the tag of a bottle gift bag
Retweeted by Gary LambertYou do your little awareness days throughout the year and everyone wets their pants over them, meanwhile it's all s… https://t.co/wMJUvY2Qpp
Retweeted by Gary LambertJust fuck off now @Everton he's just been fined for sending abusive messages to his ex-wife. https://t.co/2XUMHEVlH2
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @SebSB @FourFourTwo There’s no way I could cope with Moyes dampening expectations are every chance. The relief fel… https://t.co/sTxYEn8lFX @ManchesterMusi4 @SJM1878 The song will always remind me though of Tracy Barlow killing that fella on Corrie.
12/6
2019
@heavytrunks @Everton They’ve always been my team due to family living thereI could fully get behind an @Everton team this dapper every match. https://t.co/ukaFaAD7KQThat Trossard lad for Brighton does not look healthy.A sure-fire gig of 2020 contender right here - The Murder Capital (@MurderCapital_) return to Liverpool for a huge… https://t.co/ScM2gTIE57
Retweeted by Gary Lambertthis isn't sad. this isn't cute. these trains were meant to be temporary, but systematic underfunding of services i… https://t.co/B40bNetB7v
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @IM80 Hopefully @IM80 It’s my one man anti-authority streakUnder 'qualifications' Dunc, you've put: "got an Everton tattoo" https://t.co/lGRATG1B8u
Retweeted by Gary LambertAll the ppl saying there done & there not goin anymore if Moyes comes in good , don’t be buyin tickets for the credit aswell
Retweeted by Gary LambertWatch out, folks. If you come across this man with largely distinct flaming, red eyes then you are basically dead.… https://t.co/wHyo26nGgh
Retweeted by Gary LambertBig Dunk within two weeks @Everton https://t.co/QHNRg6el4M
Retweeted by Gary LambertDuncan, Duncan Ferguson - I know it’s a one-off but I’m looking forward to Saturday now. @yozz1980 The role requires a certain level of ego and personality. He didn’t have it. You’ve got to want to turn… https://t.co/qyHUmNKUhcIn the style of the rest of his tenure, my reaction to Silva is apathy.Just lazy revisionism this. Seen us parcel it at Anfield and various other grounds many times with all different te… https://t.co/y6TX5Fq6lF
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @Neilo_m Nor the fans. He’s probably an excellent coach in terms of what goes on at the training ground between the… https://t.co/ioz42tiv3n @Neilo_m The disorganisation and lack of fitness for me is key. They are basics.We love @thebigmoon. They're amazing. We're made up to have them back in Liverpool, headlining @O2AcademyLpool next… https://t.co/7j1qZoKCKZ
Retweeted by Gary LambertThey're building up for a huge 2020 - now off the back of a huge tour w/ @BlossomsBand & a SOLD OUT @ArtsClubHQ las… https://t.co/9Q3zF2LxJZ
Retweeted by Gary Lambert#OnThisDay 1992: "Macho Man" Randy Savage was on Going Live! Ooh yeah! https://t.co/jHq7zaM9s9
Retweeted by Gary LambertMaking a Midfielder https://t.co/q1iIfFF5me
Retweeted by Gary LambertWhy’s everyone so suprised about Philip Schofield he advertises for we buyanycar to help rip people off 🤷‍♂️
Retweeted by Gary LambertOur girl @thisiszuzu is absolutely smashing it. Hear new single What You Want here: https://t.co/quBN4EkaVg & get a… https://t.co/Aqf1VZKD12
Retweeted by Gary LambertON-SALE TOMORROW: One of our favourite groups - exciting, sparkling, expansive psych-pop powerhouse @thepeachfuzzukhttps://t.co/FbubJqmLRq
Retweeted by Gary LambertKids that watch Blue Peter turn into adults that watch Dr Who who turn into pensioners that watch The Queens Speech. Be warned.
Retweeted by Gary LambertTalking of stewarding at Anfield... I think my favourite moment was being threatened with a banning order for looking at the big stand.Get you tickets fast gang! This is gonna be the best fucking night. More music coming before then, more dance moves… https://t.co/0DD21bW4pa
Retweeted by Gary LambertI don’t want Silva in charge at the match more than I don’t want Moyes in charge. That’s how bad it has reached. I… https://t.co/JwrUKWCW9K @stueyefc1878 @EFC_FansForum Last time at the cup game, they managed one half of it fine, but then the far end was… https://t.co/Hww7H7JZ5B @stueyefc1878 @EFC_FansForum It is. The police see their only responsibilities as keeping away fans hidden from the… https://t.co/lIfL8ITMeo @EFC_FansForum Massive queues for 30 minutes before kick off, not the “Evertonians turning up after that song” mant… https://t.co/iH1t8vLyi8Oumar Niasse is set to outlast a fourth Everton manager. This tiny fact neatly sums up why the football club is a complete shambles.
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @Mattyblag Ditto https://t.co/gda3bNZnC6 @MissEFC @LFC The sole purpose of the stewarding and police is to keep normal football folk away from the tourists.
12/5
2019
@WSAGcort Fucking hell. Did nobody warn you?! @GregOK The manager controls two things. Organisation and fitness. We’re terribly organised and constantly concede late goals. @1Sharp1878 Can you see him?!Has he gone yet?We were dead on our feet last half hour on Sunday so he plays an unchanged team.Another match at Anfield where we can’t get in and get no information or assistance from stewards or @MerPolEFC. It… https://t.co/aGD9rlpOWVUK TOUR COMPLETE ✔️ Thank you to everyone that came and seen us, supported us, sang along with us or even came and… https://t.co/b6bQ7Y9BFt
Retweeted by Gary Lambert @lewis_goodall I just binge them on NetflixWe're delighted with this one - our girl @thisiszuzu is absolutely bossing it at the minute, releasing HUGE new sin… https://t.co/M4Py2vG20q
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12/4
2019

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