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he/him ~ what do u mean 'guac isn't a personality trait ~ anti-facist

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Joined Twitter 3/28/15


Survival at any cost. https://t.co/NFA1zp8Ot8
Retweeted by Josh GlaabAll this minimum wage and $1400 checks talk reminded me of this video where Americans tried to guess how much of th… https://t.co/NgoRSwE1tV
Retweeted by Josh GlaabTed Cruz and Josh Hawley should be barred from running for president in 2024. Democracy cannot abide lawless lawmakers.
Retweeted by Josh Glaab @N0ghl @LeftAccidental It’s almost like poor people are exploited and essentially coerced into joining the military… https://t.co/wbBmxTFbe9
Retweeted by Josh Glaab @LeftAccidental Lmao, The man reaches the source of the problem and then laments the solution.
Retweeted by Josh GlaabRaising minimum wage debate in America https://t.co/PR3LrCEXJF
Retweeted by Josh Glaab(She has a pet snake) https://t.co/j7uMLok3FZ
Retweeted by Josh Glaabtherapist: "minecraft slusher tower isn't real, it can't hurt you" minecraft slusher tower: https://t.co/Q6k2nq9pKE
Retweeted by Josh Glaabguess what!!!! it’s time for another binky fish sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/VmYNRqZSNJ
Retweeted by Josh GlaabA cool person just followed me and I made a bad joke to them and they immediately unfollowed me and I just wanted t… https://t.co/egnoH70JCw
Retweeted by Josh GlaabThe US isn't even a country, it's just three corporations in a trench coat
Retweeted by Josh GlaabI’m a whore for office supplies
Retweeted by Josh GlaabSlavery was probably a MILLION times worse than what we think it was
Retweeted by Josh GlaabHappy birthday to my love, my partner, and my best friend. Every moment with you is a blessing. Love you, Miche. https://t.co/BrtH0vwKk4
Retweeted by Josh Glaabevery time the minimum wage comes up like 60% of America reveals that they’re apparently really worried about McDonald’s profit margins
Retweeted by Josh GlaabIf you’re still wearing a mask, washing your hands, and staying away from people, please share this because sometim… https://t.co/q4VU5rZlzt
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1/17
2021
Voting "no" on impeachment because insurrectionists are threatening you is the very definition of letting the terrorists win
Retweeted by Josh GlaabThe best time to buy Bitcoin is whenever they have the suicide hotline pinned in the subreddit
Retweeted by Josh Glaabevery day I get on my silly little bird app and broadcast my silly little mental illness to the world
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1/16
2021
@rory2kold Advanced iSpyI want this picture in every social studies text book https://t.co/9OVJPbuxNl
Retweeted by Josh GlaabA story in 3 Acts: https://t.co/kWH7gPFVor
Retweeted by Josh Glaabthe fbi tracked down a blm protestor from an etsy purchase, but need help figuring out who was at the capitol yeste… https://t.co/fhVp0z7n6f
Retweeted by Josh GlaabApparently it’s harder to get the classes u need at college than it is to get into the captial
Retweeted by Josh Glaabthe flight attendant union wants to ban yesterday’s rioters from their flights back home and I 100% agree. Inconven… https://t.co/fD4hfHkzp3
Retweeted by Josh GlaabWell this just might be the wildest shit I’ve seen all day, and that’s saying something https://t.co/szx0vwUDbD
Retweeted by Josh Glaab"if i support trump it doesn't mean i support his political view" THEN WTF DO U SUPPORT? HIS UPCOMING MIXTAPE?!?
Retweeted by Josh GlaabTo all parents raising young children/expecting/ttc - I know these events are leaving you feeling hopeless. But PLE… https://t.co/T54B0HE2Bf
Retweeted by Josh GlaabWoke up and Joe Biden has won the Presidency again for the 25th time since January.
Retweeted by Josh Glaab @KeIVBey @Problack4lyfe Why be shocked, these are from the generations of slave owners that twisted the Bible into… https://t.co/GhtrePnOfX
Retweeted by Josh Glaab @KeIVBey That’s him alright 😂 https://t.co/i4LVKaOMWm
Retweeted by Josh Glaab @severedhome @USAttyMcCoy Wooooow, it’d sure be a shame if this was brought to @USAttyMcCoy’s attention!! @USAO_SC
Retweeted by Josh GlaabNOT PASTOR JOEY DEESE OF OAKDALE BAPTIST CHURCH IN ROCK HILL, SC PARTICIPATING IN YESTERDAY’S EVENTS AT THE CAPITOL https://t.co/tTeDVv6VOC
Retweeted by Josh GlaabPeople told reporters they were there to hang officials on the lawn. They wrote “murder the media” on the doors. On… https://t.co/ZtuTYYjSes
Retweeted by Josh GlaabI wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain https://t.co/lX41Q5d8RN
Retweeted by Josh GlaabMy tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankful… https://t.co/2uTo4pAeWY
Retweeted by Josh GlaabWe have witnessed two systems of justice: one that let extremists storm the U.S. Capitol yesterday, and another tha… https://t.co/99sey68YYE
Retweeted by Josh GlaabY’all impeached Clinton for getting a blow job and lying about it but y’all can’t impeach a president that’s a LITE… https://t.co/WnQNRQfF1J
Retweeted by Josh Glaab"I don't feel sorry for congress at all. Oh, I'm sorry, did you have to hide under your desk because of guns? Wah w… https://t.co/PCSRmW9BBU
Retweeted by Josh GlaabIt keeps coming out that both former and active duty police and military from across the nation proudly participate… https://t.co/dhUCqCdB70
Retweeted by Josh Glaabretweet if anytime between 2016 and today you called trump a fascist, nazi, or dictator, and were told you were overreacting.
Retweeted by Josh Glaabhow it started how it’s going https://t.co/ZnXonixvzR
Retweeted by Josh GlaabLet me be very clear: the scenes of chaos at the Capitol do not represent who we are. What we are seeing is a small… https://t.co/MfIJhp0lky
Retweeted by Josh Glaab @chipnanimus This didn't age well... Thankfully 😂😅Today, domestic terrorists attacked a foundation of our democracy: the peaceful transfer of power following free el… https://t.co/jXayzCCQvj
Retweeted by Josh Glaabtrump might as well have ended that video with, “daddy loves u very much kitten”
Retweeted by Josh Glaabwaving the blue lives matter flag as you openly disobey law enforcement is extra cool because it illustrates how yo… https://t.co/wdXx5SGzVQ
Retweeted by Josh Glaabone hundred trillion dollars on defense every year and you can just walk into the literal capitol lmao
Retweeted by Josh GlaabBiden: "This is not America." Narrator: "It was America."
Retweeted by Josh Glaab“We feel your pain. We love you. You’re special.” Did the president finally say this to those who are grieving thei… https://t.co/X0kvFsR2nE
Retweeted by Josh GlaabHey guys don't forget the small piece where trump blocked the national guard from acting to defend the capitol unti… https://t.co/Tf6stjIwfVCan't today. I'm busy watching the season finale of the United States.
Retweeted by Josh Glaabraise your hand if you're embarrassed and ashamed to be an american ✋
Retweeted by Josh GlaabNo lie, I thought you would get shot for rushing the Capitol.
Retweeted by Josh GlaabWell that escalated steadily for four years.
Retweeted by Josh GlaabI cannot believe finding out Kanye west might have shagged Jeffree Starr was only like the third most insane thing that happened today
Retweeted by Josh Glaabidk taking down the American flag at the Capitol and replacing it with a Trump flag just doesn’t seem like somethin… https://t.co/R18hLyqygP
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1/8
2021
And you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!
Retweeted by Josh Glaabwhy is twitter always at its funniest when the world is collapsing
Retweeted by Josh GlaabImpeach.
Retweeted by Josh Glaabhttps://t.co/A7xvxLiKoRAmerica is so much better than what we’re seeing today.
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1/7
2020
@GenceYalcin @lauraasofiaa00 Photos taken moments before disasterIdk who needs to hear this but drink that $200 perfume. There is no reason you should be in your 20s.
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12/27
2020
$600/365 days = $1.64 for just over $1 a day this holiday season, you could sponsor an American
Retweeted by Josh Glaab*cuddling* Me: you have beautiful eyes Gf: thx it's bc I'm crying Me: why are you crying :(((( Gf: i have sensitive… https://t.co/hJOTFFBqsJ
12/26
2020
@keithedwards This is wrong. It's more like. D: $2000 R: $0 D: $1,200 R: $0 D: $600 R: ok since you twisted our a… https://t.co/fY8GcndJrX
Retweeted by Josh Glaab @40sqft Me trying to figure out where AOC has the ultimate power to change an entire congress voting pattern with t… https://t.co/JmQCYpRyad
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12/25
2020
Nothing makes you feel invalid like when at buff person sits next to you at the gym while you're using the weights from wienie hut general
12/21
2020
People out here swearing they would recognize russian propoganda then turn around and blame Senator Pelosi for stimulusI’m honestly very disappointed in @virginia_tech ‘s decision to not CC classes like most other unis. This semester… https://t.co/3TY1OeeHyu
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12/19
2020
Britain is the only country that could colonise half of the world then complain about immigrants
Retweeted by Josh GlaabGive the vaccine to Betty White, IMMEDIATELY.
Retweeted by Josh Glaab$600 isn't close to covering rent but it's enough to buy a weapon
Retweeted by Josh Glaabtwitter giving back the normal rt function as soon as we all got used to the qrt way.... my thumb has been conditio… https://t.co/Wssp7jBWNM
Retweeted by Josh GlaabMen be like: How dare you ruin my reputation by telling people things I did and said.
Retweeted by Josh GlaabMy boyfriend got his covid vaccine yesterday and I can tell you the most prominent side effect is the inability to… https://t.co/vcBdj0koEd
Retweeted by Josh GlaabAll I do, all day, is commit crime and play Magic the Gathering. So anyway the new control deck I'm building is-
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12/18
2020
In this inclusive world I will be moving away from gender exclusive term "policeman" (eww m*n) to the gender inclusive "Pig"you don't say https://t.co/wuVpgTe8ej
12/17
2020
all 3 high school musicals was just troy being like wow I got 2 many bitches & 2 many talents.
Retweeted by Josh GlaabFUCK YES IT WAS GOOD https://t.co/WnEy4f2KmG https://t.co/YLzkcySZQ6
Retweeted by Josh Glaabyou’ve heard of cliffhangers, now get ready
Retweeted by Josh Glaab @AshleyKapinos Woohoo!!!!kinda feel like fascists shooting and stabbing people while vandalizing Black churches should be a bigger story
Retweeted by Josh GlaabThat final exam is a KILLER props! https://t.co/lhnObZFeav
12/15
2020
@TokyosDemons This how I'm pulling up to the jousting matchif people say small/medium/large I just don’t make a big deal about it tbh https://t.co/QBFjOTNCvg
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Retweeted by Josh GlaabTogether, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.
Retweeted by Josh GlaabHer name is Dr. Jill Biden. Get used to it.
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12/14
2020
Me: Why did my alarm not go off? My alarm: https://t.co/wGKB33ViMw
Retweeted by Josh Glaab😭😭😭 https://t.co/Kff3jwZ4yO
Retweeted by Josh GlaabHey the governor of Florida literally sent heavily armed cops to the house of a scientist yesterday who was whistle… https://t.co/y55OdHJkOY
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12/9
2020

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