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Retired Janitor, efficient guitarist, pun master, notorious drunk (currently NOT sober), bleeding heart, possibly your next President, no DMs. Really, No DMs.

7,996 Following   10,584 Followers   13,975 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/28/12


@pnut @punkymilkshakes @justinsanesolo @TheRock @Cone41 @MoonHarvest1 @dirtymagick @shellgonzo @toddsplanethttps://t.co/wpW1bVrzGrPerry Mason is such a great show!Awesome on all counts! https://t.co/XrieG39u1w
8/4
2020
@shellgonzo @punkymilkshakes @askjillian He looks like a very happy & handsome man. Well done! 🍻✂️
8/2
2020
The kids aren’t alt-right. 😂 https://t.co/nXfUYa0vjB
8/1
2020
@rmaureira Does the good kind of insane make you adopt a fake English accent? @Yung_Hunnid That’s insane too. 🤘 @david90863987 Good point. She probably wouldn’t have gotten as far if she was sane. My only point is that she hasn’t changed. @skullsinconline 😂 @HariSeldon2100 😂
7/31
2020
“Shucky Ducky!”
7/30
2020
@punkymilkshakes @pnut @DarrellK13 @shellgonzo @justinsanesolo @SLessard @toddsplanet @PeteParada @BrettGurewitz On… https://t.co/g9mgImjFo3Some people are just now discovering that Madonna is insane.
7/29
2020
@AndrewIfallalot As a palette cleanser. I get it now. 😂 @skully787 I did a “flight” of mezcal once. Each one was worse than the other. @shellgonzo @punkymilkshakes 🤣 @shellgonzo @punkymilkshakes Yep. True story. I’ve never been. I only know of Casa Bonita from stories & South Park… https://t.co/AHo00tam2s
7/28
2020
@majo_sanchezf I stick to tequila blanco when trying to avoid hangovers. @AegesBand I’ll stop dissing mezcal when it stops tasting like a trash fire. 😖 @TheLachizzle I am today. Tomorrow is uncertain. Hell... later today is uncertain. 🤔 @REDL1NK Tire. @punkymilkshakes My brother got arrested for diving into the pool at Casa Bonita. 😂Mezcal tastes like dumpster fire. @toddsplanet Are you deciding on how many drinks to have tonight?
7/27
2020
@pedrocarpavire I can tell you that it definitely sounds like an Offspring record. I think that answers your question. @Carolesca Yep. @phyllisdyllis Me too. We were so bummed to miss it this year. 😢
7/26
2020
@toddsplanet Indeed! 🤘🤘🤘 @BreandanBuckley @DarrellK13 I have a friend who’s a banjo player. Somebody broke into his car & left another banjo. @mavericktattoo Yes he does. @BreandanBuckley Gotta keep it interesting. 😂 @TahkynZ Very cool! 🤘 @poEt_GrIm Good thing my Grandpa left me so many ukuleles. 😅 Thanks. 🙏Spent the afternoon today w/Dex & Todd rehearsing & figuring out how to play the new songs live. Pete will be out h… https://t.co/Cunr1w2Y9X
7/25
2020
@IanWinwood1 @offspring You’re too kind, Ian. Cheers! @anglap23 @frankturner 😂
7/23
2020
@FawkesTheGreat https://t.co/uGSujLobWS @jimNM311 @311prisoner https://t.co/xOgv4Qi3VX @alliemackay You’re a giver!Thank you all so much! 🙏 https://t.co/0MMBEIV6xhI’m only 4 followers away from 10,000. https://t.co/AIph5HpndzTropic Blunder #MAGAaMovie @NitroYouthNRG @dirtymagick 😂When people ask “What cover song is better than the original?” it might be useful to remember this one. It’s… https://t.co/KaI6OYQ6VQ
7/22
2020
@dirtymagick Yeah... it looks really good. 😂Hey, @dirtymagick Is this that Malört stuff I’ve heard you talk about? https://t.co/HNJ6sRnP5X
7/20
2020
This is awesome! I never thought I could have more respect or love for this man, yet now I do. #RIPJohnLewis https://t.co/zyt5b2dPMZ @Hill2112stephen Thank you for that. That is awesome!John Lewis is a true American hero. He made our country better. #RIPJohnLewis
7/18
2020
@IanWinwood1 There was always fights there. The were a lot of punk gangs there too. There were corners of the place… https://t.co/1qaAYdp5us @IanWinwood1 I saw them at Fender’s once. I wonder if it was the same show.I’m terribly saddened to hear of the passing of Chi Pig from SNFU. He was a great singer & front man but he was als… https://t.co/fZfbVY7K6D
7/17
2020
@shellgonzo @askjillian You’re too kind.
7/16
2020
Keep Pushing YEG!!! Just over 1 week to raise $2.8 million for this little fighter: https://t.co/sgMxj3VzYr Kays… https://t.co/tfNw9wPfiK
Retweeted by Noodles For President!when the person who #hacked the big twitter accounts withdraws the bitcoin https://t.co/qQ1tcpU5q1
Retweeted by Noodles For President! @punkymilkshakes @DonjoTrump @offspring Pretty cool. 🤘🤘🤘 @forgivabletoast @offspring @PeteParada That’s really good. Sending it to him. @Hogsharley The world will be fine but we humans will certainly not be missed. @elosoblanco69 https://t.co/ThTPMvcUozLiving in Huntington Beach this be me every time I walk out the house and see all these mfs wearing no masks https://t.co/jhWJBIMrKR
Retweeted by Noodles For President!There are a lot of idiots in my hometown. These two young men are just being nice & trying to help. Some people are… https://t.co/iOHa2XKirH @EricTrump Your dad is losing. BIGLY! #ByeEric @shellgonzo I love that guy. Great pic.
7/15
2020
@skullsinconline @theVIPERroom We’re both very proud of our Dick pics. 🤣🤣🤣 @punkdecafeteria I didn’t recognize him with his clothes on. 😂 @punkdecafeteria Who’s the other guy? @ThatGirlChip Good times! 😂 @DonjoTrump I don’t know that much about autism. Have you met @punkymilkshakes yet? He’s autistic & fronts a band h… https://t.co/b7mXN6HO4D @gdcruzeiro @OFFofficial @jackloydGrisham Great vid. Thanks for that.Off! is one of the best live bands you’ll ever see (if we ever get to see live music again). I definitely recommend… https://t.co/dlRDFlCCle @gaby_bribas 🤣 @ixnay404 🤣https://t.co/tiulGYekB0 https://t.co/HAQ0wIVO2A @ThatGirlChip https://t.co/8RQPfbyQsr @punkymilkshakes I’ll get right on that. @gdcruzeiro Yep. Also great. @gdcruzeiro @OFFofficial @jackloydGrisham I saw the one where Jack & David Yow play competing street characters. Su… https://t.co/FGbkdbr9DD @AnthonyKapfer Jack should’ve done this years ago! His voice has never sounded better! @tolkiendiary ASFIIf you haven’t heard it yet, this song is great. Jack’s vocals rival Tim Curry’s and Kieth Morris’ Brad is hilariou… https://t.co/IoMMYFsTlN @gdcruzeiro It’s so good. I bought it today. @punkymilkshakes @PeteParada @toddsplanet “Private Video” @HunterElise1 https://t.co/YkkzVxusLH @acevonjohnson They’ve been putting on great shows lately & I’m glad to see it worked on a streaming platform. @punkymilkshakes I did quit drinking again but no rehab. I also threw my fucking back out again. Sucks. 😡
7/14
2020
The Dickies are one of my all-time favorite bands. They’re going to be streaming a live show exactly 1 hour from no… https://t.co/VGoyWEcWqV
7/12
2020
@DaveWeasel 🤣Remote photo bomb! https://t.co/M51xDDw9fVThe #CreepyTrump video & this #EnemyOfThePeople video are both very well done. https://t.co/SYXOXaC6c4
7/9
2020
.@TuckerCarlson is a racist & an idiot. #Racist #Idiot https://t.co/zugZv2sd9x
7/8
2020
@EndlessJeopardy What is “Soy Bomb?” @JotersnBeans 😂 @saveferrisordie 😂It’s 5:41 a.m. & all is quiet in the ‘hood. Finally. Good night, All. 😴 @Samplicity I feel your pain. 😂 @DaveWeasel 🤣🤣🤣 @Kevkarlsen 🤣 @shellgonzo @punkymilkshakes That’s a great looking record player!“Shit Kids” 😂 https://t.co/23fFy3s2cK @brucespadesteen @offspring No. We’re already have a record done but we’re still working on new songs. We’ll release them separately.
7/5
2020

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