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I play games. I draw. I draw horrible things. I have a podcast Tardy to the Party

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@culturepulp @mudron It's been on my list for ages, I just have the mental roadblock of having the first movie first. @mudron I've seen some of the next generation ones. That's about it. @mudron Someday I gotta watch all of one of those them there Star Trek movies.Yes hello internet, please show me the dumbest product you have. ... Excellent work internet. https://t.co/LIG4J9uinn
7/5
2020
@goIdenIarryx Dodo code 2L2JB, the first house on your right as you leave the airport is giving them out right nowNO FOR REAL. Y'ALL OKAY??? https://t.co/vn8lQHXpLAExcuse me toy manufacturers, is everything okay over there? https://t.co/gdPg5gGfyDI have 2 spare Ironwood Dresser DIYs in Animal Crossing. Anyone need em? @lelandradburn https://t.co/pA1fTLSeE8Going back and watching flash animation people thought was "edgy" from the early 2000s is a tragedy.Closest cleaning finding the good stuff @culturepulp https://t.co/BtlO70rG99Not sure what year in the 80s this came out, but I looked at it a ton as a kidBoring fun fact! The 1935 version has Mickey Rooney as Puck. The 1982 version has Emanuel Lewis as the fairy child. https://t.co/EgbTSIcIuzSome guy can't commit to saying "I love you" can only say "as you wish" https://t.co/M22RSolT8ECleaning out my closet. I have zero idea what could be on these. Circus of the Stars? Star Trek TNG? Muppets? Wild… https://t.co/LsoeEzoWHQ
7/4
2020
Social Zoom calls are like going to a party and hoping a dog walks into the room so everyone can focus on that pupp… https://t.co/hJGOXEqktrFound the drawing I made years and years ago that I wanted to color and put on an undershirt. Can't remember why I… https://t.co/onfy2x57CzThese are the littlest butt plugs I've ever seen. https://t.co/5Tk2FcO3nsWell those lined up nicely https://t.co/kB0Ni5SWL2Cheers to Blathers for not kicking me out of his museum for running around his exhibits in a soaking wet swim suit. @mudron https://t.co/HwlXFsDuN8Just a reminder that IMDB's trivia pages are a dumping ground for idiots. (This is from the mad mad mad mad world t… https://t.co/3KWg83c82O
7/3
2020
This shit right here. I don't know what's crazier, someone thought his was a good idea or that my parents bought it… https://t.co/rPZBjbGDdvJust remembered a toy from when I was a kid that was essentially a plane attached to a handle by a wire, pushing a… https://t.co/jNXp8qKA0z @WhimsicalPhil @mudron You should totally watch it. Much like when you smell something terrible, you want other peo… https://t.co/BlMzpXV58BSpencer Tracy's face in this image looks like how it feels watching this movie. https://t.co/jYi2eKRapFSomeone at my work is using a chalk line tool, but they aren't using it with chalk, they're just taping the string… https://t.co/Mfri3hw6q7We check out what must be, pound for pound, one of the unfunniest comedies ever made - but god knows it ain’t for… https://t.co/jx4heGT3lp
Retweeted by GrumpyTurtleHooked up the 360 and put on Happy Time Theater, while my son gets too close to the camera a lot, little kids still… https://t.co/u9LWoecIVR
7/1
2020
Man this is such a good build, I wish they'd put out a third Simpsons set already. https://t.co/t1z7NgZYerBut now I can watch VH1 at least? When the hell was the last time anyone wanted to watch VH1?It's great the way @YouTubeTV keeps being like "We're adding more channels you didn't ask for or want, and as such… https://t.co/pOE37i1gqq @mudron homerbackingintobushes.gifAt least we said good things about him https://t.co/5eyZlMO27d
6/30
2020
We finally hit a stretch of great How-to shorts starring Goofy, including the one in which Max's mom dies during a… https://t.co/S1NZPkOp8b
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6/29
2020
@JasonArriola @mudron On one hand ew gross no. On the other hand, it's literally half the length of mad mad mad mad world. @jackiekashian Locking down that younger demo. https://t.co/OVAHHHsPalOther people "I love this Animal Crossing villager! Their personality is so cute!" Every single one of my villagers… https://t.co/HnnglBo1qJ @mudron Good news, none of it gets any better on second viewing.
6/28
2020
@mudron I'd say it gets better. But it doesn't.Searched for massage oil and saw this. Imagine a romantic interest asked if you wanted a massage and pulled out a w… https://t.co/k4vuBNj7egI'm rewatchind Adventure Time with my son, I will gladly take new episodes. https://t.co/tPqgmGcceB
6/27
2020
You can spray them all you want, but until they invent a way to suck out the years and years of farts blasted into… https://t.co/8VYd6ydf8N
6/26
2020
We hit a goldmine o’ Goof with a bunch of How-to Goofy cartoons: How to Play Baseball, How to Swim, How to Fish, th… https://t.co/W6t0INq3jq
Retweeted by GrumpyTurtleI secretly want this to keep happening till there's enough of them I can decorate my whole house in these accidents https://t.co/1T331lYrDZ
6/24
2020
"Don't spend money on an artist, my cousin Donny knows how to use the photoshops." https://t.co/0H9W4Ee94o
6/23
2020
@mudron At least one LJN game to disappoint everyone. @EccentricFlower @mudron I say in the episode, she should have turned them all down. Come to think of it, she shoul… https://t.co/Q4tbQVVVmFThe only thing I knew about Pretty in Pink before seeing it for the first was that everyone was bummed about Ringwa… https://t.co/6cU61MCuAu
Retweeted by GrumpyTurtle @mudron Hey man, he wasn't so dead he couldn't shit some more with Phantom of the Opera!I don't care about Last of Us, I haven't looked into any aspect of it, and YouTube was still like, hey, we wanna re… https://t.co/RBvUauhgkgMe during the "comedy" sections of @mudron's next episode of our podcast. https://t.co/RJSqNDs1HB @mikeyturvey Nice job! It looks as good as how good you think you're going to be at clay sculpting before you actually try!
6/22
2020
@Techn0phile Having a toddler, if a game really grabs me, I'll fit it in, but I feel guilty for not spending time with the family @Techn0phile Now that I have a kid, I don't get to play a ton, I spend more time on one game, but in small chunks,… https://t.co/R3dARKWyJI @Techn0phile When I was able to play more I just didn't really bother with othe reforms of entertainment, didn't bo… https://t.co/zrv7y9295OLego lovingly renders each piece in their instruction manual. But they gotta draw a hand? Just a hunk of meat with… https://t.co/RFUkvVslry
6/21
2020
Also known as, missing the innocence of childhood, not game booklets. https://t.co/dEfYtHMJVT @jonphilmitch @mudron I don't think I've seen an entire episode of the office. I have nothing against it, just never attempted.I don't know what size I was expecting, but more than this. https://t.co/PopRwgh33V @mikeyturvey Sorry man, I was sleeping. Knowing everyone's luck with Redd, it would have been a painting you have already @mikeyturvey My gates are open if you want to grab the 3rd real piece of art @mikeyturvey He had 3 real ones for me today, I promised one to someone already, but you can grab the other
6/20
2020
AMC saw a shotgun being loaded by Trolls World Tour, took the gun and said "Thanks, but we'd rather do it ourself." https://t.co/r3st4wXR0i @gregalor Congratulations on having the rare not strange looking newborn! Good luck with the exhaustion! @mudron Shorts not short or tight enough! No buy!
6/19
2020
Bodyworld and the cycle of life. I guess that's pretty accurate for the risks you're taking going out into areas wi… https://t.co/llJbiqfqG9This week we’re checking out that staple of 80’s girls’ sleepovers, the pork pie hat-and-shoulder pad-packed Pretty… https://t.co/TGDBZj1iEp
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6/17
2020
@DavidWalker1201 The latest Humble bundle includes 1,200 dollars worth of awesome stuff including Shaft and Bitter… https://t.co/71VQ3lWtqe
6/16
2020
@Kryptinite To be fair, I have an energy drink when I get to work at 5, because caffeine, then I have an Atkins sha… https://t.co/LYdaewJpfc @Kryptinite It's been the only thing that's saved me from gaining 15 pounds during all this. I'm at my lowest since my early 20s @mudron If it hadn't been for Warren Beatty, Madonna and that kid, it could have been fun @Kryptinite I donno if you're still doing Keto, but if you are, there are now Taco Bell Cheese Crisps, and they're… https://t.co/u9EkQlmvxMWITNESS THE BIRTH OF THE GOOFY HOLLER: https://t.co/ZnP4PF7gBL https://t.co/2SLQLvuww2
Retweeted by GrumpyTurtleDon't worry, there are still plenty of boring, terrible, racist movies left. I suggest Breakfast at Tiffany's if y… https://t.co/ubToyZ15PP
6/15
2020
Restaurants are opening table service in my area again and I've seen old people going in. Imagine getting sick and… https://t.co/hnRp7VPKxE @mudron @shadowjuanathan I've never even heard of it! But that doesn't mean anything, I'm terrible at keeping up with movies @mudron Controversial statement, but I think Springfield's Zoo might be unsafe.
6/13
2020
@lelandradburn I bumped the difficulty down and there needs to be one between normal and easy, cause it goes from n… https://t.co/VWqnXFAtf5My son has requested and watched "Donald cookin" about a billion times since we recorded this episode, so it gets t… https://t.co/88mDTnAn2G @mikeyturvey I have Celeste, Gulliver and Wisp all at the same time
6/12
2020
One of my favorite parts of hitting the 1940's era of Disney shorts has been some of the absolutely gorgeous title… https://t.co/qeBhLFfO9Z
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6/11
2020
I've been on a strict diet for 6 months. I could murder so many boxes of Cheez-its https://t.co/4BajQxsay5It only took 244 episodes, but we finally got one @mudron didn't say anything too crazy. Break out the champagne! https://t.co/EQYhQBwD9X @mudron I only eat the bone inside the wing so I close the fridge with my dick. I also like the fact they put an i… https://t.co/IX1wzBIHoh
6/10
2020
@Chrontendo Download the right 3D videos and it can beMan, these headlights aren't just standard, they're https://t.co/LbCgDObV5V
6/9
2020
@Chrontendo There's no one anyone with eyes or ears can like that movie.
6/7
2020
@WhimsicalPhil Can you imagine the collective amount of affliction shirts these dudes own?WHY DIDN'T SHE TILT THE CAN??? https://t.co/ZiWScgT25U
6/6
2020
@blehmeng Nice job man, I'm at my lowest weight since my early 20s, so I know it ain't easy to do, kudos for the milestone
6/4
2020
Her birthday wish should have been a better script. https://t.co/m1NSqlfTFf @WhimsicalPhil https://t.co/tN0JHtRv5r
6/3
2020
Absolutely grounds for divorce. https://t.co/K4W4Sdee7S
6/2
2020
Was looking at photos of old 1900s playground equipment and I think this kid ate my soul. https://t.co/HAzFsV7YvK
6/1
2020
Walt: I want to elevate the medium. Animators: With.....naked titties? Please? Walt: *sigh* Nine old men can ha… https://t.co/1L9tzKUNJO
Retweeted by GrumpyTurtle @rdpollard People be all "why don't you get a tan?" I turn into a lobster and then I'm right back to blindly white,… https://t.co/m9qgpEAmSK @mikeyturvey My mom would make Rhucarb pie, because she knew she would be he only one that would eat it. @mikeyturvey https://t.co/oANaTMjzl1https://t.co/i0tY9bzwyE
5/29
2020

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