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Writer. GQ columnist. Guardian Blind Date superfan. 2nd novel THE MAGNIFICENT SONS out now. Buy: https://t.co/LuX0cFFPib he/him Agent: @iambeckish

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@Damian_Barr @theipaper 🙌
1/16
2021
@evilniamh @theipaper Thanks for reading! It might be a tough watch for you, if I’m honest, but there may be some c… https://t.co/rqcVIWwVoI @googlyeyecat @theipaper I couldn’t tear myself away.I wrote for @theipaper about Russell T Davies’ dazzling, heartbreaking It’s a Sin – a reminder that everything has… https://t.co/WwSgD15FaY
Retweeted by Justin Myers (away) @DanielBregman That's lovely to hear, thank you! @wordsbyverds @theipaper Thank you! And I honestly don't think you'll be able to help yourself – it's gripping. @pennyb Cheers! @Nat_Jamieson @alexander_olly Cheers! And yes they’re all terrific. @iamheatherh @theipaper There are also moments of great joy – which makes it all the more poignant really. @alice @QueerlyRadio @theipaper A mess tbh. But I should also say, it’s sexy and funny too. @CharlieEdmunds @theipaper No, it’s cool! I hadn’t noticed the italics and loss of ampersand. Have emailed them. Thanks for spotting! @jpshaddock @CharlieEdmunds @theipaper No I see it now; I think it’s because they’ve italicised Years and Years lik… https://t.co/IDi5W7Gf6u @CharlieEdmunds @theipaper I don’t understand – he’s the singer and most recognisable face from the band. Is that not a frontman? @_emilyoram Thank you! It’s truly brilliant. @Cmacf76 @theipaper Thank you, Colin @alimkheraj I feel like I held my breath the entire five hoursI watched all five episodes in one night and couldn’t sleep a wink for thinking about it. A must-watch.I wrote for @theipaper about Russell T Davies’ dazzling, heartbreaking It’s a Sin – a reminder that everything has… https://t.co/WwSgD15FaY
1/15
2021
@oneofthosefaces 💖💖💖I love Grace’s writing; it’s thoughtful, energetic, funny, and unmissable. https://t.co/tUWl1vRirj
1/4
2021
In this week's @guardian Blind Date: chaos. My review: https://t.co/RazY98t7sT
Retweeted by Justin Myers (away) @allysinyard @guardian Hahaha @lacatchat 🙌 @charliejburness @guardian 💖In this week's @guardian Blind Date: chaos. My review: https://t.co/RazY98t7sT
1/3
2021
@petstarr Thanks for reading! My official line on +10 is that it does not exist!Midnight. https://t.co/wU4Up5R9TZhttps://t.co/7oruO4vFnm https://t.co/NGCYr1WZEG
1/2
2021
I love George Michael and Wham and Last Christmas but I kind of *never* wanted it to get to Number 1 – I quite like… https://t.co/auokLEzAin
1/1
2020
@narrowboatlucy And to you! @Jennychambles Just as the music switches to Prussian techno. @Jennychambles Maybe they think there’s no way the next one can be as bad as the last. They’re wrong. @Jennychambles I was talked into it over a period of about four months. I didn’t even have the energy to gloat after. @Jennychambles They are always so terrible! @narrowboatlucy Oh my God. You didn’t. @tom_usher_ Cheers Tom! Here’s to ‘21! https://t.co/oAvMEUNfcE @wordsbyhadley I was very sceptical even back then but I caved to peer pressure @rachelkennedy84 A boat is possibly the worst place to take drugs other than at a funeral. @SparklyJuliette Life before Uber was another world.I have never been so glad to get to a grotty after party in my life (after an hour of trying to get a cab on Waterl… https://t.co/s7AlKEvmE7On New Year’s Eve 2005 I went to a boat party with a load of friends, sailing up and down the Thames getting off ou… https://t.co/3X8SVVGjhz @JulieannaElsey 🙏 @CazzaBazza Haha @rhysss_ I love a canapé what can I say @Raven__Smith Hahaha @Leulah Thank you! Happy New Year to you too! @justinionn It would be nice to be able to see through the glass though, eh? @ohchrissavidge The scrapings off my oven door make up 73% of the AstraZeneca vaccine(I am not having a party but I do like very small versions of high-carb foods when it’s a special occasion.)I was going to take a photo of all my party food gently warning up in the oven but my oven door looks like Alexander Fleming’s petri dishEvergreen. https://t.co/79cy0qitsqI remember reading that you’re more likely to die during the lottery draw than actually win it, so I dropped a five… https://t.co/gFvc01kywD @muddlinleigh That’s the one! @muddlinleigh I really loved living in Leith. I used to live above The Pond pub, do you know it? @muddlinleigh Dalry, then Leith!Ten minutes! Over on my Instagram! Come join me and my festive rollneck. https://t.co/JOiyGibvBn @muddlinleigh Thanks for reading! And, yes, when I eventually lived in Edinburgh, I never went near the street party! @_rhysthomas_ That’s kind of you to say, thank you! @CasparSalmon Hahaha @CasparSalmon God, how weird – I was thinking of this a couple of days ago, out of nowhere. (Well, I was watching t… https://t.co/sNnWvQZuvX @_rhysthomas_ Thanks for including this in your list – some great pieces there! @tom_aram Thank you! @nickd41 Ah, thanks! @gpb1979 @rudemrlang That's just fan-made video from outtakes of series 1 I believe @gpb1979 @rudemrlang That's a fan-made graphic I thinkIf you're not a fan of the post, maybe join me anyway – you might like my jumper. @gpb1979 @rudemrlang No they never made one sadly :(If you're a fan of this post, which I tweet out every NYE, then join me on Instagram at around 5:20pm (after Top of… https://t.co/tzuuWwBjpZDo you know what I’d love 2021 to bring? A second series of Nighty Night! Can’t believe they never made another one… https://t.co/Lq4ApHVC6M
Retweeted by Justin Myers (away) @RachaelParkman Haha. I think they’re still good characters – just arseholes. @EranE1980 Haha. Maybe it needs a leopard print coat to be fully effective. @cincodemayoMike I know! I wonder why they didn’t?I won’t do a rundown of my greatest hits of 2020 but my favourite thing I wrote this year is this love letter to th… https://t.co/LDOq5SrBPY
Retweeted by Justin Myers (away)Thinking of Joan today. https://t.co/smjsrWVNe0
Retweeted by Justin Myers (away) @lpcomms @BritishGQ Thanks for reading!“‘Sorry for the delay in responding,’ I lie, after making someone wait overnight for a reply that had all the urgen… https://t.co/Gj8jAJnZ1k
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12/31
2020
@KerryCurl_ @thatkat He’s not a nice person. @MDRBrown Oh God! What was he like? @rossilovesyou Hahahaha!“‘Sorry for the delay in responding,’ I lie, after making someone wait overnight for a reply that had all the urgen… https://t.co/Gj8jAJnZ1k @Sometimes_Sybil Oh that’s interesting – I wonder if that’s a company wide feature? Am only too happy to discover any redeeming features! @MarkC_OFlaherty Oh that is quite a depressing one. @MarinaOLoughlin Hahaha! 😘 @MarinaOLoughlin 🔪🔪🔪 @olderthanthou @MarinaOLoughlin I do feel sorry for the staff – they do their best with what's available to them“No doubt Martin regrets closing all the company’s social media accounts. With no social channels or Brexit-fellati… https://t.co/8K4U0Vi2dQWhy I cannot stand that horrible fucking pub chain: https://t.co/faJ5WkzD8PThis is brilliant. https://t.co/CuWfBLnQJH @wordsbyhadley Happy birthday Hadley! ❤️ @ben_cameron Sorry to hear this Ben. ❤️ @LangLinsay The nineties – what can I say? (I had that haircut for a while. 😬)
12/30
2020
@LangLinsay Hahaha. Ooh God no I was definitely more into Miles.Once you see Cookie Monster, you can’t unsee it. https://t.co/WjypbMJ8Zf
Retweeted by Justin Myers (away) @spacedlaw Some good baubles here! And some good Joans! @nthnashma ‘I Was Here’ DNA is the strongest of them all @swlondrob Haha thank you @dartacus Hahaha excellentDiverse costume drama casting beauty standards White men - random from bus stop Black men - catwalk model Asian men - *404 not found*
Retweeted by Justin Myers (away) @mobeenakhan Haha same. @olly_richards I went to the cinema to see it on a whim expecting very little but left it a confirmed Kate B stan.
12/29
2020

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