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@mistakeswasmade no.tyler the creator: https://t.co/EZqNN4AOKv @arthurw904 @_kimrandall it's at the top of my list for sure @zaktinoid think it's just the little silver balls but i guess it depends how much of a freak you aresears what the fuck https://t.co/t3F7vEeyjI
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12/3
2020
@AndrewsNotFunny thanks for being a real frienddamn, sears must have figured it out because they've taken it down. looks like we'll need to look elsewhere for our… https://t.co/isVPV8ZknA @dave_cactus @LockWilford dave cactus, ball lengthener @jennaaps wrong, this is how they're gonna make it back to the top @_VelvetBubble long balls @LockWilford this is how they win @dannyest supply and demand! @FredTaming @RobertManchild they know what the people want! @RobertManchild @FredTaming truly incredible @FredTaming i have never done a single lie on this web site @_kimrandall they're realizing how in demand the product is and keep jacking up prices @1JasonMitchell @Browtweaten it's on back order!! @_Luis__Gomez yeah, amazing that they haven't taken it down yetdammit now it's on back order and i gotta wait https://t.co/w2NS9tmmQv @IowaMeAlaska medicine ballsears what the fuck https://t.co/t3F7vEeyjI
12/2
2020
@drewmorgcomedy i voted in all 54 stateswhat i love about thanksgiving is that you get to eat turkey, a thing you're not allowed to do the rest of the year
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @SenTomCotton com tottonme: [knows NM = New Mexico] also me: New Mampshire
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @okiecorri corri i will make so many tweets about yousome days i am like 'lets make fresh pasta' and other days i am like 'how dispassionately can i make this quesadill… https://t.co/EhcaKgMI21
Retweeted by hype172450629038when your friends invite you out but you're really tired but you have major fomo https://t.co/skaGCTi6kJme: you know how siefried & roy said everyone wants to sleep with their mother? friend: you mean sigmund freud me… https://t.co/lpXJZ2i5SK
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @KylePlantEmoji and now we wait https://t.co/jVa7NYJ12UI just saw a survey that asked "Where do you stand regarding current events?" and I immediately thought, "I am definitely opposed to them."
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @userjaymes oh my god
11/24
2020
dating during a pandemic really has us going on walks for dates like its the 1800s. like ok mr darcy, take me on a… https://t.co/7sSrTOPbVG
Retweeted by hype172450629038what i love about valentine's day is that you get to eat p***y, a thing you're not allowed to do the rest of the yearwhat i love about halloween is that you get to eat candy, a thing you're not allowed to do the rest of the year @FredTaming you fixed "day the day" but added befofre which makes me happyThem: your an idiot Me: you’re :) how embbarasing
Retweeted by hype172450629038me failing to sync with the gang on every single group photo https://t.co/j5vNNto6Jc
Retweeted by hype172450629038“i’ll die before i wear a mask” well... yeah
Retweeted by hype172450629038venmo me $5 and i will find your ex’s hottest photo and start an argument in the comments about new york vs chicago pizza for some reason
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @J4ke13_ yeah i know i just said thatwhat i love about thanksgiving is that you get to eat turkey, a thing you're not allowed to do the rest of the year @dlicj hope you are able to acquire the needed calories @reemvil yeah sometimes it do be like that @PatsATweetin man....Google when you login to gmail from a new device https://t.co/p2rg1Ql0fL
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @nateandmufasa carrying 500 eggs @dave_cactus just wanted to keep him posted @TweetPotato314 triple A-level tweet buddyme: hi my name is matt and i’m an alcoholic AAA: sir this is triple A me: i know i’m explaining why my car’s in the lake
Retweeted by hype172450629038Son: daddy, will Santa be allowed to come this year? Me: Afraid not, kiddo Daughter: *dismantling bear trap* so w… https://t.co/49VAEUUUax
Retweeted by hype172450629038saw an escalator for the first time today, just stopped and staired
Retweeted by hype172450629038There's a lot to talk about with Teddy Roosevelt's daughter but I'm distracted by how much this whips ass https://t.co/3KSvf3Y8UB
Retweeted by hype172450629038you’re gonna like the way you look, you fuckin bitch https://t.co/s33Ft0Sclm
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @TweetPotato314 you're just not observant enoughplease pretend i wrote "siegfried" instead of "siefried" and retweet accordinglyyour honor i know the election was fraudulent.... because i did fraud https://t.co/uz2xrv9oHt
Retweeted by hype172450629038boss: call me me: can’t. i’m in a really loud place right now boss: where? me: my head
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @ItsLumberzack you did your best 🙏🏼 @ItsLumberzack they're cowardsme: you know how siefried & roy said everyone wants to sleep with their mother? friend: you mean sigmund freud me… https://t.co/lpXJZ2i5SKme: *puts condoms on counter* cvs clerk: me: cvs clerk: me: cvs clerk: for balloon animals? me: for balloon animals
Retweeted by hype172450629038mfs be like “how’d you know i’m catholic?” and their name is “john-paul michael james”
Retweeted by hype172450629038every single comment under this video is insane and for all different reasons lol https://t.co/TGrbYmxicb
Retweeted by hype172450629038Me: I want to get drunk Him: what about your kids? Me: they can only have a little
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @CrockettForReal @Roy_oh_Roy @PleaseBeGneiss @bewgtweets @MNateShyamalan @SvnSxty @PatsATweetin @video_jamehttps://t.co/L0pxxnyG8Aharry potter and the sorcerer's ass
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @VincentTLucas19 glad i could help you breathe bettercvs clerk: cool when's the kids party me: kids' party? cvs clerk: aren't the balloon animals for a kids' party?… https://t.co/RIBIuH4wwa @dave_cactus yep, exactly what i meant @EyeSeeYou619 one of my many skillshttps://t.co/ax3qawThAm
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @dave_cactus uh oh, looks like i'm gonna have to move in with you so i can intervene when needed
11/23
2020
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Retweeted by hype172450629038 @FredTaming thanks for your supportme: *puts condoms on counter* cvs clerk: me: cvs clerk: me: cvs clerk: for balloon animals? me: for balloon animalsmy daughter is making a convincing argument that egg should be spelled “eg” and that the second “g” should only be… https://t.co/SfNbZzduFq
Retweeted by hype172450629038Books I buy Books I dont buy 🤝 I do not read them
Retweeted by hype172450629038JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT, HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO https://t.co/RSbPJcrInP
Retweeted by hype172450629038I love commercials that are like “here’s to all the innovators, the changemakers, the breathtakers,” and it shows a… https://t.co/GT40qZeGKf
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @fashy no i was only using actual book titlesharry potter and the deathly assharry potter and the half-bloody assharry potter and the order of the assharry potter and goblet of asswife: [knocks] darling are you in the bathroom schroedinger: wife: [sighing] do we have to do this every single morning
Retweeted by hype172450629038harry potter and the prisoner of asskabanharry potter and the chamber of assharry potter and the sorcerer's ass[bar fight] me (trying to say let’s take this outside): do u want to go out with me?
Retweeted by hype172450629038me: i don't really know how to talk to girls friend: don't go crazy, just start with the basics [later] her: hi me: what's 2 + 2
Retweeted by hype172450629038666: The number of the beast 668: The neighbor of the beast
Retweeted by hype172450629038 @EyeSeeYou619 now i'm hungry @dariusj18_ @Chandl3rShep @espn yep. kawhi's career averages are 18/5/3 but he's one of the 3 best players in the l… https://t.co/JxahAByXB2 @dariusj18_ @Chandl3rShep @espn guy's a rising star no doubt about it @EyeSeeYou619 yes that was a great post i shouldn't have deleted @YuckyTom bottle check https://t.co/aJ8ffb40Xt @YuckyTom 🍻 @YuckyTom i should drink less @YuckyTom got her from across the room
11/22
2020

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