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the hype @TheHyyyype in a dumpster

i tweet and delete a lot of bad posts

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Joined Twitter 1/25/11


salesman: let me show you some of our models me: no thanks, i'm married, i just need a car
Retweeted by the hypejudge: do you understand that you have to tell the truth me: yes your honor judge: do you swear me: every day mother fucker
Retweeted by the hype @ShishOnTheRocks just vibingabsolutely not https://t.co/TS0pd8hOjC
Retweeted by the hypehttps://t.co/TKjPXyxmYOScientists: if we don’t act fast, the ice caps will only keep getting hotter The ice caps: https://t.co/cM4dpJJ7vA
Retweeted by the hypePUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN https://t.co/4kz8cFJFh0
Retweeted by the hype @AnOrangeSNES @Conchvegas1 @ThisLocalHater @iamspacegirl @toomanycommas3 @TheToddWilliams @Tobi_Is_Fab @flashember thanks friend!!"if the government can make me wear a small piece of fabric on my face to prevent the spread of a contagious pathog… https://t.co/keCwXcb1rHa lot of y'all seem not to understand what "slippery slope" really means. "if the government can make me get vaccin… https://t.co/5O3XG4vDsO @bobbyteriyaki hell on earthi love how in this country we'll boast about our unique and unparalleled freedom and when someone asks what that me… https://t.co/NX2B3P1hIc @WinningByARose 😈💥 @WinningByARose how short is your temper 😍[sending 15 aircraft carriers to control waterways on the other side of the planet] stop messing with our freedoms @ItsAndyRyan the guy just doesn't listen[first day as detective] me: *taking off shades* a bear killed him partner: what? he has a bullet woun- me: *tak… https://t.co/CdmjAca5A3
Retweeted by the hypeme: get it? heh heh salesman: there is no way you're marriedi asked my neighbor why he, an accounts manager living in the suburbs, needs his huge ford f-350 pickup, and he sai… https://t.co/IHiWUpKe6h
Retweeted by the hypei pour a little olive oil on my italian friends every now and then to make sure they grow up big and strong like watering a plant
Retweeted by the hypesalesman: let me show you some of our models me: no thanks, i'm married, i just need a carmath teacher: what can you tell me about ratios? me: they're bad math teacher: what me: it means you're cancelled on the internet
Retweeted by the hypethe right: we can’t shut down our economy for a virus doctors: here’s a free cure the right: no 👍
Retweeted by the hypeWhy is Costco emailing me like they’ve got my family held hostage https://t.co/QCZseIimvB
Retweeted by the hype @ggreenwald @RyVolk lolwhen you want to get rid of one of the few remaining joys in life https://t.co/aLZZ9msTEs @jackdwagner dudes rocki want a girl with a short temper and a looooong memory @CrazedBirdie 😎 @itmegreggy thanks for your support @jordan_stratton 🤞🏼 @Browtweaten obviously @FINALLEVEL buddy, some of us have to work for years to be known as titty lovers, and you pulled it off in like 4 hours, incredible🥷👶 https://t.co/575yjzHx3l
Retweeted by the hype @Skoog @drivingmemadi that's ok, we love ya anyway @mattxiv getting mad that the colorful sock puppets on tv don't have dicksme: dude you can drive your golf clubs to the course in a regular car my neighbor: but then how would i terrify pe… https://t.co/wj4QqBgXR3 @drivingmemadi @Skoog has he ever been @sgtballsisback incredibly cursed tl @bourgeoisalien always appreciate your supporthttps://t.co/4ez0J9T8lT @YuckyTom man,, @LynnInChicago2 ok
8/5
2021
@bourgeoisalien dudes rock @HavocMantis the one that got away @keywilliamss_ hustle mindsetwhat's the most audacious thing you've ever seen from someone you were interested in? for me it was in college when… https://t.co/kNPmIrBjze @Xx0670539xX he's never hauled a single thing @Browtweaten preciselyi asked my neighbor why he, an accounts manager living in the suburbs, needs his huge ford f-350 pickup, and he sai… https://t.co/IHiWUpKe6h @AbrasiveGhost don't think I've ever seen a word as cursed as "buttigiegian" @AbrasiveGhost finally @AbrasiveGhost gottemi’m writing a wildly fantastical sci-fi novel, it's about a non-dystopian future
Retweeted by the hype(teaching kids not to lie) it’s wrong. everybody in business and politics does it all the time and they’re fabulous… https://t.co/tXglKf2t2M
Retweeted by the hype @dave_cactus @JPLFR80 🌵💚“lollapalooza cancelled dababy” sorry i don’t speak italian
Retweeted by the hype @drivingmemadi i am a man of the times @roxiqt i would never forget @roxiqt it's comfy in here @roxiqt sorry, seeing a lot of tomfoolery out there @EdwardStockwell "it's good" short, sweet, and to the point @ActNormalOrElse people usually pay extra for that sorta thing @LlamaInaTux my mentormath teacher: you realize you currently have a 69% in this class, right? me: *sweating*you can just put PhD next to your name. no one checks
Retweeted by the hype @Ireno911 they're my favorite ones to do so thank you @dave_cactus ya wore me down buddy @50FirstTates truly the worst @kieransofar buddy, you quite honestly slap @Laser_Cat i used to, until i realized that this place is a hell hole and doesn't matter at all @Laser_Cat that's a critical componentmath teacher: what can you tell me about ratios? me: they're bad math teacher: what me: it means you're cancelled on the internet @dave_cactus [sighs in defeat] ugh, get me a hotdog and a medium slurpee. you winit's a slippery slope. if the government can require you to be vaccinated in order to travel then pretty soon they'… https://t.co/nZe4UtztRA
Retweeted by the hype @adamgreattweet @cellapaz @EmSlyce @ADHDeanASL @SnaccbarRedux @realfunghi @mxmclain @colleen_eileen @perlhackhttps://t.co/Nq4Kdoxx34in case you're curious about my twitter methodology: 1. do one viral tweet 2. get a bunch of followers 3. do 500 s… https://t.co/AxMlRAaaa9
Retweeted by the hype @dave_cactus at which point do you head to 7-eleven @DixonSteele7 @Howlingmutant0 cool man, thanks for sharingyou know god was a guy cause only a guy would go "hey dudes, watch this" and then flood the entire planet
Retweeted by the hypemcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
Retweeted by the hype @YuckyTom buddy i've been trying to get canceled for years but so far no luck @Roy_oh_Roy @Browtweaten @aotakeo @CrockettForReal @DrakeGatsby @PleaseBeGneiss 👊🏼❤️getting honked at: are u kidding me honking at someone: are u kidding me
Retweeted by the hypenot wanting people to die from a highly contagious virus is tyranny, but more importantly, it is orwellian @TribalSpaceCat one of the best parts of the twitter experience
8/4
2021
@dave_cactus @WinningByARose those were my younger, more carefree days @markedly i'm just waiting a bit longer, don't want to make everyone feel bad @WinningByARose might need to add that into the mix @Joycieface @ronnui_ obviouslyin case you're curious about my twitter methodology: 1. do one viral tweet 2. get a bunch of followers 3. do 500 s… https://t.co/AxMlRAaaa9 @doinkpatrol one of the best @itsMalikEl https://t.co/ONDmWivQQy @willfast @ronnui_ it's pretty simplewaiter: *sets down check* me: my treat date: awe thank you me: *grabbing mint* for what
Retweeted by the hype @rudy_betrayed what laws? i was just theorizing about what could happen @TheFatPanther that'd never happensurprise coworkers by putting on clown makeup and dying at your desk
Retweeted by the hype @ronnui_ i'm typically of the "all of them" school of thought @ronnui_ constantly thinking about which animals i could defeat in unarmed combat
8/3
2021

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