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Mediocre Gamer/Graphic Designer/Fundraising/Licensed Reverend. all the good things in life, only mediocre-like. advocate for lupus awareness/education.

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Joined Twitter 9/13/14


@VortexiaB When it comes to personal hygeine, We dont dick around @Lunashayde You got this! I believe in you! https://t.co/DYRkWN0nqGApparently we had a tornado 2 streets over the night of the hurricane. I wonder if thats why our tree line looks li… https://t.co/sp8TOMSRKq @CaiteeeCat Awwwwwwwww so wittle! Congrats! @ashley_leopard I just got your message im so sorry! Replying now! 😊
8/6
2020
@JaytheOstrich Yuppp. @Mannymeatwallet https://t.co/dhV8pbpMqn @VortexiaB I need skyrim just for this. @VortexiaB Cant. Not.Woke up and realized I had to go to the post office to mail soap. https://t.co/CpWVABCKXgPotato doing Potato things. https://t.co/JW3nFmtfHt @VortexiaB Mother of god. @AgentBluesky27 The Murphy's Law award definitely goes to me though. @AgentBluesky27 I say let Darwin sort it but i just wanna watch the world burn 😈 @AgentBluesky27 We are talking about a population that requires "do not operate heavy machinery" on children's cold medicines. @AgentBluesky27 Had to be done. @JJtoob I have a brick like this and its gotten me through many emergencies.Here's what's available today! The blue one is baby powder scented, the lavendar is cherry blossom. The small ones… https://t.co/SMiQ18HoHH
8/5
2020
Finally got power back. I was sweating like a nun in a whore house. @HeidiLemoine Ditto @SquishyGamerMom @tj45acp He truly appreciated the finer things in life @Ghost_Razgriz06 Quee! LolWe are safe. Power out still but we are prepared. Thanks to everyone who checked in on us all night. my biggest co… https://t.co/6Rr3p2oMrZ @OfficialBallsac Of course you don't https://t.co/7truzuiAKsBetween our house and @Lishykin / @Jew_on_a_pew we already live in munchkin land, so if a tornado takes our house w… https://t.co/An6viP1SJG @zerofinite I dunno what "normal" is by society definition but there were no lifeguards in my gene pool so... https://t.co/Oi9szwWY8Y @TechieQube Sorry i suck but HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂
8/4
2020
@BrickRabbitt My dad put one on his boss' desk 🤣 @a5oNGaming I accept this. @LOLGotYerTags I have the softest hands just from making these ill have you know. @Lunashayde Or yell "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!" @Fangykins @Jon_Fury The price tag tho 😬 @VortexiaB @MeaghanLindsay9 @NeebsOfficial @JaytheOstrich Always @BTW_Stepham I turned off all my notifications and uninstalled social media apps. Sorry. I appreciate you 💚 @MISTER_SIFI Will do @TallSamurai_ Me too! Damn hurricane is slower than molasses in December! @JaytheOstrich @GeekyGarrett16 Im sure its a right of passage @JaytheOstrich @MeaghanLindsay9 @NeebsOfficial Aye aye captain! @Ghost_Razgriz06 https://t.co/WxYTKKgVrn @PaulyWit @MeaghanLindsay9 @NeebsOfficial @JaytheOstrich Im a pro at cheating death and floating on rafts! @TallSamurai_ I havent done it. Yet. @BTW_Stepham The safe word is "muffins" @psynide326 the worst/best dad joke. @AgentBluesky27 https://t.co/oKU58cYrju @Jon_Fury @AgentBluesky27 https://t.co/CT5hehVInW @AgentBluesky27 Ill let you know how the quality is. @AgentBluesky27 Oh yeah. https://t.co/UYw0Qf4akZIs it wrong to stand out in a hurricane waving your walking stick that happens to be branded 'Hurrycane' while yell… https://t.co/aGZagay0Cb @SaltyWenchMedia Sure is. Waiting for them hurricanes 🌀 @AgentBluesky27 I ordered on of my design on amazon since red bubble wouldnt let me 😏 @MeaghanLindsay9 @NeebsOfficial @JaytheOstrich I got my air Mattress raft ready! 😊 @MISTER_SIFI Size doesnt matter. 😉 @valdeingruo https://t.co/NG6HuRDmyy @JordanLCameron Must be hard.Someone's boooored. Stupid hurricanes. https://t.co/2zM7a3NkkI @JaytheOstrich @NeebsOfficial https://t.co/JxBwhM1DnmPurple fresh scent and blue baby powder handy soaps, as well as green cherry blossom minis available now! Don't di… https://t.co/OOPYHJjop2Not gonna lie.... I kinda want this in my life. https://t.co/YxWg9xekTi @JaytheOstrich But it does require one... 😉 @JaytheOstrich As they should.The pre-made soaps sold SUPER fast today! Keep an eye out on IG (@ irish-pickle) and Twitter for the next batch, or… https://t.co/CxKRGMUYfO @zerofinite Bucket list: Drunken twister with a midget ✅ Tinsel bikinis ✅ Herem ✅ Reverse herem ✅
8/3
2020
@JJtoob And i just realized you said im cool now im embarassed a.f https://t.co/hl2eyrB0xV @JJtoob *whispers* You are my favorite just dont tell the others. 😊 @JJtoob You are definitely in my top ten "people i actually tolerate" list. @HeidiLemoine Awww thanks behbeh https://t.co/P8XMD0J2snMy herem/reverse-herem. #imbigspoon https://t.co/gj7pPUPZOI @tdpSian #bigspoon @EricBar13510681 Smells like pure clean hap-penis @Jon_Fury I call big spoon k thanks @bananabelle87 https://t.co/jseV0QM3KI @MarkietheFett https://t.co/jkgg1uHvDU @MarkietheFett Im not mad.... im just disappointed. 😜Green is sold! Still minis available, will be posting new availables in a couple days! https://t.co/1TOUkdnl0Z @MarkietheFett Best facial to start your day! @MISTER_SIFI I dont dick around when it comes to personal hygeine. @MISTER_SIFI @RedTube I feel like my life is a lie. @Zygomatica66 @froto_dd She was so mad. Super salt. @T3h_T4t3r I will do my best @CentaurEmo @TTraykJ Happy vaginal eviction day! @zerofinite_art SENPAI YOU GENIUS https://t.co/PhmoTrafmrCup holder war round 2: Potato is mad at @froto_dd because he put his can in the cup holder. The salt is real. https://t.co/u7LfoAxe1tWill be opening comissions for handy soap this week! Price includes shipping! I have a 5" green made and varying co… https://t.co/yrdNjW0vr4 @zerofinite_art I would totes watch that anime. @zerofinite_art #blessed @zerofinite_art Now i have an affection erection. Saint Zero is just 10/10 wholesome https://t.co/k5dgjbBTy8 @GeekyGarrett16 @zerofinite_art https://t.co/gc5iFZlqk6 @zerofinite_art BUT WE HAVENT REACHED FAME YET @zerofinite_art WILL SACRAFICE OVARY FOR YOUR FAME REMEMBER ME WHRB YOU'RE FAMOUS @zerofinite_art I will use the devils vagina magic for you https://t.co/5kRSlswGicRaffle prize for @randomlybackin Thank you to all who participated and helped me get this far! https://t.co/Wo2GMh0FhZ
Retweeted by ⛪🥒Reverend Cucumber🥒⛪ @TTraykJ @zerofinite_art @randomlybackin Dude THIS 👆 @talemyn My dad is.... special. 😂 @JustSomeBeer https://t.co/DoeTjFH9PV @JJtoob Dammit i missed my chace AGAIN! https://t.co/oI6y972SmxI told my Ma she needs to get this face mask for my dad. #winning https://t.co/5VmOn09dhK @StonedEngram Ty i dont expect anyone to buy stuff i just wanted to upload the face mask template and got bored. Lol @RicktothaG Hentai paper @MISTER_SIFI @RedTube You know how old i was when i found out red tube exists? Friday years old. @VortexiaB https://t.co/9lxoNvtVMD
8/2
2020

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