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🐑🖤💀Author, Poet, Playwright🔥💥🍻

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Joined Twitter 10/28/08


Me: Should I try writing something besides horror? My Inspirado: 🕸️🕸️🕸️ #wnufhalloweenspecial #spookyseasonhttps://t.co/BF56L3rzR3 @sonorawrites I firmly believe no one is cooler than Eartha Kitt.Check out our Burdizzo Sis @theJessMcHugh on @WickedLibrary https://t.co/CTk1F1TMdp
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡OMW https://t.co/rYROyOEFFMMy @UNCLEKRUST #forbiddenfutures story ALWAYS A BRIDE & @emdehaney #burdizzobooks story PICK YOUR PATH & I'LL PRAY,… https://t.co/watw690FfFI'm currently having a conversation with a young woman who's interested in writing a YA book. Her name? DARLA DECK… https://t.co/iPbYQDzDpcHelp save the beepeople by planting distilleries & haberdasheries around your home. For more tips, read THE MAIDEN… https://t.co/rqv8K5lGVYThe only thing I'll miss from this administration is them swapping in new Melanias and just pretending we won't not… https://t.co/NUfPPLgAIR
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10/25
2020
Jared and Ivanka’s lawyers are threatening to sue @ProjectLincoln for putting up these billboards up in Times Squar… https://t.co/ZjDbwa340R
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡I just earned the 'I Believe in IPA! (Level 13)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/FfMdRlFSeD #ibelieveinIPAI just earned the 'Middle of the Road (Level 15)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/fNl1fR2zPwI just earned the 'To Go Please (Level 5)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/AQ5ZZRxHloI just earned the 'Untappd 10th Anniversary' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/poaovufMDX #Untappd10th*cough* If you want to see the cover of a certain epic Indian-influenced fantasy novel about vengeful, morally grey… https://t.co/D1NGQ1zYFq
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Ladies night is lit, y'all. 🔥😻🔥 https://t.co/FcaifDoLug
10/24
2020
@MomkittyCat In general that's what I try to do, but in a found footage story with contracts and lawsuits spanning… https://t.co/D7Kj0qfutyThe proud boys when they see Joe Biden called them “the poor boys.” #DebateTonight https://t.co/2XdVRypOAw
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡This dorky picture brought to you by necessary #PresidentialDebate2020 decompression w/ @NaNoWriMo #novelprep &… https://t.co/lK9s5oGZf7DId Trump just say "Good!" to Biden's comment that over 500 immigrant children may never be reunited with their parents?! WTF?
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡 @marysangiovanni I was wondering that too!!yalls lil president raggedy
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Welp #Debates2020 https://t.co/86rratVDK3
10/23
2020
@johnniemazzocco @Reveal_House I've definitely tried leaving specific dates out of it all together, but using found… https://t.co/7RHf5zsFrX @rjoneshowe I'm doing my damnhellassness to enjoy it! 💖 Thank you for your input. @rjoneshowe Oooh I gueeeessss?! I mean, you're not wrong. The only problem I can think of is [ spoiler ] . 😖 Thi… https://t.co/LhCXe1LqTq @rjoneshowe It's set at an extreme haunt on Halloween 😭😭😂😭😭 @rjoneshowe I do have a few Covid stories, and I agree they have been intriguing to write. This one, however, just… https://t.co/83fG2PwlFX @ascannerburkely I don't usually unless it's relevant to the story, but since my current #wip is found footage and… https://t.co/UILi4mot5kCongratulations everyone we almost made it through the year https://t.co/oiuY3vfrKb
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Hey #WritingCommunity, are we setting stories in 2019 now to avoid Covid or what? 😂 Seriously tho I'm writing a fo… https://t.co/HXpu9yPDsOI mean, I'm gonna, but https://t.co/KSrqNkncjo. SHIT. I can't imagine reading that my nails might be yanked out my… https://t.co/SzXXAOMtW1Found leaked photos of McKamey Manor's 20page waiver to use as inspirado while writing a waiver for my fictional ex… https://t.co/0Jr6FOBcw7 @EdwardLorn LORDS OF SALEM IT CHAPTER 2 THE WOMAN IN BLACK (would rewatch the play tho!) THE HOBBIT 2 & 3 (I don't… https://t.co/HX3CymZuOs @AlienRedrum Thank you! This found footage-ish story is driving me insane, but I'm still hoping I can pull it off. @HaileyPiperSays @SaraTantlinger Yes!! Congrats to you both!I go into the dark without regret. ...except for the kid that lied about who he was. If he survived, please tell h… https://t.co/x47vQV9prfOld pipes and smoke bombs still leak through my skin. Fake blood and cheap gin. Vomit and sweat and cum so thick yo… https://t.co/TVrlGNMjGlI still reek of it. The fire and blood, yes, but also parts untouched by the havoc of tonight. When I turn my head,… https://t.co/X0K5mupQaJThe thing you’d attack and arrest and incarcerate would be something so far removed from the person who liberated t… https://t.co/lY7AkGn6ujViolet: “No doubt you'll want to search for me too. You’ll want to make me pay for what I've done, and maybe I shou… https://t.co/2uzrNGpso7No doubt you'll want to search for the rest, but you'll never find it. It’s as broken & scattered as I’ve felt ever… https://t.co/Wjy2jzwGTeLike candy wrappers dropped by overzealous trick-or-treaters. Pieces of him. Pieces of her. Pieces of them all. The… https://t.co/Oqlly11ICMParts of her dress have been melted to her skin. Her hands and voice shake as she reads a handwritten letter spatte… https://t.co/AqjvAZdevh#WIP --Transcript from The Krew Next Door: Ketchum Kabin Revealed [Glam-Horror Host & Documentarian Violet Tendon… https://t.co/1nZd93rseJMen to women: Smile more but don’t be a tease and dress feminine but not too sexy and be nice but not too friendly… https://t.co/1aa5ELVD9Z
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Every time you say "it's actually more of a family drama" regarding a horror offering that doesn't personally creep… https://t.co/BLPkOPL5yhPolitely being asked to leave the Cheesecake Factory because I laid back on the booth in the waiting area to tuck m… https://t.co/6haYs53GmS
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡 @LynneHansenArt @apokrupha Whooooa!! So cool!! 💖As of this am, you can stream our clickbait horror satire, "What Happens Next Will Scare" as part of this year's vi… https://t.co/vbyVeZkhzE
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10/22
2020
When a Trump supporter says " we felt forgotten and he made us feel seen again " what they really mean is " We fel… https://t.co/shu5Gn9ZAP
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡What do the movies Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common? Icy dead people
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡 @SaraTantlinger I can't decide if I'm more excited to read this or Boinking Bizarro from @deathsheadpress. Either w… https://t.co/l7PNUGz9jD @PRMcDonough @CemeteryGatesM 💖 Oh yay!! Congrats! @SaraTantlinger And congrats to you!! 😍 @PRMcDonough @CemeteryGatesM Thank you!💖 @adamfgodfrey @todd_keisling @CemeteryGatesM Thanks so much!! @ReviewsRain @CemeteryGatesM Thank you! @sonorawrites @CemeteryGatesM Thank you so much!! @todd_keisling @CemeteryGatesM Thank you!! @djai76 @CemeteryGatesM Thank you for your help with it! 💖 @EmpireOfBloodRW @CemeteryGatesM Huzzah!!! Thank you!! You too! @HaileyPiperSays @CemeteryGatesM Thank you so much!! I was dying inside holding in the good news! 😂 @SaraTantlinger Thank you!!!💖As if 2020 wasn't bad enough, this is the year I began putting mayo on my hotdogs.I'm jazzed to announce that my story "Eye of Newt" was accepted for publication in @CemeteryGatesM upcoming flash h… https://t.co/sdElEWfSH6NARF! Hope we didn't miss too much while we were gone! All-new episodes of #Animaniacs premiere November 20, only o… https://t.co/QqdrL3rVDb
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡 @LynneHansenArt Thank you so much for the kind words & for sharing the love! 💖I love Jessica's poetry! How cool would it be to give a gift of a custom piece of poetry based on someone's favorit… https://t.co/dJZkb63scV
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡So many new & exciting things happening with @LOTFpod in 2021. After a rough year, I am SO EXCITED to be feeling inspired & motivated again.
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Taking a break from short story projects in November for my return to @NaNoWriMo, but I'm remaining open for blacko… https://t.co/xKRFcfrStkomghg yall remember when taylor swift met bryce hall😍🙏💖 they looked so cute together https://t.co/CUP6ogqqXz
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡happy 64th birthday to the brightest star in the sky, the one and only carrie fisher. thank you for speaking out yo… https://t.co/HsabtMmkxj
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10/21
2020
Tom Lehrer is a World Treasure. https://t.co/0UUVfmYFnk
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡 @MrCamW https://t.co/mc7Ynqrtl3 @AlienRedrum @WickedLibrary @JeffreyToobin Maybe he read/heard "Extraction" and thought it was an inspirational tale 😂With the opening line "I can't stop jerking off at work," it seems like the perfect day to revisit my weird horror… https://t.co/1KxeDFtNw0Official Book birtheday of The Best Horror of the Year Volume Twelve Ellen Datlow https://t.co/YkBbG9zUj8 via @amazon
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡In case you missed it, Brian Asman and I put together an anthology of Bizarro porn parodies and here's the insane c… https://t.co/XTUM7WafKy
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡We hired artist Luke Spooner to paint an insane postcard for Jessica Leonard's ANTIOCH. They will be included in al… https://t.co/nA0DKTnebS
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Scream Queens is tonight! 7pm EST, register for free in the link below! https://t.co/aqSSE4jEIa
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Secret project with @Danger_Slater and @brian_asman you say? Well, it is not secret anymore. Cover reveal time fo… https://t.co/a86fF92CAb
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Cuddle up on the Big Orange Couch & get ya some Canadian, life-changing McHughniverse spooks. Also... BETTY-ANN 4… https://t.co/J4CBAoScMY @bettyrocksteady Worship Arm😗I’m pretty disappointed The Haunting of Bly Manor didn’t perfectly recreate the emotional beats of Gerald’s Game. @bettyrocksteady DID YOU REGISTER THIS TATTOO Y/NMy favorite thing about being a hot near-forty-year-old is being way too hot and way too old to care about any nega… https://t.co/02oE8tNw7a @Gabino_Iglesias Paige Turner 💖
10/20
2020
#Read the strange alternative history collection of #weird, #horror, and #fantasy tales, THE MAIDEN VOYAGE AND OTHE… https://t.co/2q9Br1YiNm
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Halloween is only 12 days away! Don’t have a costume yet? Don’t fret, here’s this piece I wrote for @LitReactor aga… https://t.co/9P36YFpUwe
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10/19
2020
Toxic masculinity is spreading covid like wildfire. Sturgis, Trump rallies, the White House. It’s all the same stup… https://t.co/S0kxz6Jl9X
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Def overreacted by weeping when a girl ran up to our building last night, stood calmly at the gate, & eerily said t… https://t.co/muQYrF9vBvWhile Twitter is bigging up Shelley Long to piss Kirstie Alley off, let’s take a moment to appreciate the real star… https://t.co/6S5uKnCJpt
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡I'm writing a Glam Horror Documentarian character for my found footage story. Which name do you prefer? A: Rosie E… https://t.co/3jBy8ekcgs
10/18
2020
We would love to see what @flanaganfilm would do with a ghost story like Jessica McHugh's THE TRAIN DERAILS IN BOST… https://t.co/chDfL78kdF
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡Just can't get over the fact that these violent bigoted idiots were planning on launching their attack on the state… https://t.co/8uSEMclPex
Retweeted by 🗡Jessica McHewn in Half🗡5 things from my WIP: An ancient sorceress A heartless mummy A talking cat A plucky middle school journalist ICQ
10/17
2020

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