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He/him. Writer. Teacher. Regaining strength to take over the world. Get your Travis County Ballot Guide here: https://t.co/lIuuAXh07e

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🎃 !!! SUPER SPOOKY HALLOWEEN GIVE AWAY !!! 🎃 Simply RT and follow to be in with a chance to win copies of my horro… https://t.co/BttyBlW8hC
Retweeted by Matt Gordon @kenlowery I'm down for Hockey Tron. https://t.co/FnshZTOgPM
10/29
2020
@mortcrimpjr I'm without words.Coming up next on GOOD MORNING, GOTHAM!: we've got the Demon's Head himself in the studio, cooking up a pot of his… https://t.co/fsHXH8BmAy
Retweeted by Matt GordonYou are not prepared for this song. https://t.co/5A6gTbOv2bNew: Children suffer outside of school, and risk massive long-term harms. While most don't get severely ill, we kno… https://t.co/8WIereRvTE
Retweeted by Matt Gordon @MissJamieKaye hit me! @kenlowery ads like this don't actually lead to real games, right? I've always assumed it's just like, a big spyware or virus button.
10/28
2020
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle wit… https://t.co/GH7Ra0JcH5
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10/27
2020
wheel of time fans unite! https://t.co/37vQgLhJ0pOne year ago Trump tweeted a tacky photoshopped picture of himself as Rocky and Joe Biden tweeted this. https://t.co/AB8M2YQJ0G
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10/26
2020
@writeplayrepeat @adampknave As someone imbedded in the Texas school system, it's way way way less the teachers and… https://t.co/4oimzIFaVTOscar contender. https://t.co/kmLoJnvzi8
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10/24
2020
Some cuteness to brighten your day! 😍 Biollante is the favorite aunt. 👾 Credit: artist @caroropaez #kaiju #monsterhttps://t.co/MrCycKglxg
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Retweeted by Matt GordonZoom teachers! Here's how to get kids to do any assignment you want them to! Play Zoom Among Us. The stuff you nee… https://t.co/5vhjMs5CNx
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10/23
2020
@JoeMulv your friend is a monster. @Reikiix I don't even go here (yet, wanting to play this game asap) but fuck if that's not a fantastic Apollo! the… https://t.co/oFf6BOGwSS @marshmallowpush I fuckin' loved this first season. very excited to see where they take it next year. @jezzacat @hanselthelost https://t.co/Bjzi96OIQvIs it, zuck? Are you really sure it's a good evening?!? https://t.co/R7iq74LikU
10/22
2020
@Supajoe https://t.co/Q67soILig8This just broke me. So sweet. 😭🎃 https://t.co/geAa5asV8A
Retweeted by Matt Gordon @MittieArt Felix for tsundere of the year 2020*me, selling black market Yeerks* Are you an Animorph? Legally, if you’re an Animorph, you have to tell me.
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10/21
2020
AUSTIN- just drove by the early voting site on Manor in Mueller- ZERO WAITING to early vote. Do NOT wait until vot… https://t.co/zWdDs0ZLJj
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Retweeted by Matt Gordon @joelcarroll Look up the False Hydra. They're plenty creepy. @MeowWolf this. https://t.co/AiXd7UbvuAAlso my Hades stickers finally came in. 👀🔥 If we’re mutuals and you’re in the US and you want one please let me kno… https://t.co/vdY2Yk1G7P
Retweeted by Matt GordonWhen your uncle the Barron Harkonnen wants you to spend some time with the pain tubes. https://t.co/DUmO0FO59ame researching local politicians before submitting my ballot https://t.co/Gj932i0I35
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10/20
2020
Listen I love Tom, but I'm gonna go to Bill Nye and LeVar Burton and the Kratt brothers and about a dozen other peo… https://t.co/WLemKqxtJdmood-board 2020 https://t.co/EzAotXtnOC
Retweeted by Matt Gordon @urlknight 🎶 Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man, no time to talk 🎶https://t.co/1IjwSKgywT
Retweeted by Matt GordonWhen you turn a minor inconvenience at work around, and then btfo of the problem at hand. https://t.co/p4IjxFQaCn
10/19
2020
@antlerantler Craigslist's image support is non-optimized, and Onlyfans is too mainstream rn.Sorry if you thought this was gonna be a pumpkin account now Y'ALL STILL GOTTA GO VOTE OKAY?!?… https://t.co/K198IoyV4A @post_hummus He had a disappointingly average amount of seeds in him, and I go through those bad boys like it's my… https://t.co/VJdGRXcGliWorth noting I am way more excited about roasting the pumpkin seeds then I am about this whole Jack's O'Lantern business.Please, talk to me and my son all you want. This year has made us very lonely. https://t.co/HBZIHz8UANthis is one of the most beautiful things i’ve seen this week i cannot lie https://t.co/H3IQkcoQV5
Retweeted by Matt Gordon @costareports John Cornyn: https://t.co/bTmVvSuby0
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10/18
2020
Phantom of the Paradise (1974, Brian De Palma) https://t.co/4IYxnXe1La
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10/17
2020
Ah, so it's a "Sorta feel like I want to spend 4 hours modding skyrim and then play skyrim." kind of day, huh.
10/16
2020
Get. It. Done. https://t.co/PX5wcgFnuX https://t.co/jp9t1rTdeA
10/15
2020
Just in time for early voting: My Travis County 2020 Ballot Guide is ready! https://t.co/PX5wcgFnuX
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Retweeted by Matt GordonNOW OR NEVER https://t.co/NC3JO0uYwu https://t.co/Qinpooknl2
Retweeted by Matt Gordon @BrittSabo You've read the goat man creepypasta already, I assume?https://t.co/ZQ65v4pPtU
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10/14
2020
@kenlowery @tatianawrites BOO. BOO THIS MAN.✨ TEXAS!!! 🤠 VOTE!!!!!!!! NOW!!!! Early voting is going on now through Friday, October 30th!! 🦅🗳️ #Election2020https://t.co/0tbY5NRm79
Retweeted by Matt GordonTRAVIS COUNTY AUSTIN PEOPLE My buddy Matt made a handy dandy voter guide for ya! Please check it out! ✨ https://t.co/zYvrizgtgE
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10/13
2020
Just in time for early voting: My Travis County 2020 Ballot Guide is ready! https://t.co/PX5wcgFnuX
10/12
2020
@elefluff This image speaks to the deepest part of me.
10/9
2020
Today in even more irony news. https://t.co/OkfEXTk8h8
Retweeted by Matt GordonA fantastic thread about how we got to the testing we take today, from the testing we did 10-15 years ago. https://t.co/2Fm5L4cVvI @MittieArt @MiriBaker if you're offering x pages, and the scene they want to commission is x+y pages, then they nee… https://t.co/Osk8x26PGS @MittieArt @MiriBaker I think that all consumers, if they see 2-4 or 2-3 pages, will always be expecting the larges… https://t.co/7rPsOOIs6i @MittieArt @MiriBaker I'd say so. it's all in the marketing/presentation of the option. if you sell it as a luxury… https://t.co/L5vYK999oH @MittieArt @MiriBaker also there feels like a huge difference (literally double the work) between 2 and 4 pages. I'… https://t.co/Yj2MZAelvo @MittieArt @MiriBaker I think 200 and 300 are better prices. market the 200 one as 'that's a fair value for the lab… https://t.co/HUE16ixDZimeanwhile at the debate https://t.co/UCuUmKEl2y
Retweeted by Matt GordonGo ahead, open the picture, I promise you this motherfuckers head way bigger than you think itll be https://t.co/Jr9GYS1KSr
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10/8
2020
@jephjacques I feel like 100 years from now wars will be fought over this goddamn comic strip, and if it was or wasn't parody. @ZyBurton83 @LilahSturges https://t.co/TsADjJvz3H
10/7
2020
@jezzacat Cobalt at your core, then Pink or Purple on top depending on the day/time.coooool. We always need more fun Hellenistic Colossi in the world, imo. https://t.co/m0LhlpYoDH @thechrishaley I feel like xenomorphs are def ambush/stalking predators. The Queen in Aliens knows how to design an… https://t.co/G8MWJZmyIU
10/5
2020
@thechrishaley In a final destination match I think Rex would win. She just has the size and bulk. But in almost an… https://t.co/yCvqJMBoofIf you’re still wearing a mask, washing your hands, and staying away from people, please share this because sometim… https://t.co/tyDtnfBs8C
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10/4
2020
Last weekend to register here in Texas! Don't get left behind! #VoterRegistration https://t.co/WDJDbX1t6O @TwitterComms This was your ruling 12 hours ago lol https://t.co/67PI6kg6Mh
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10/3
2020
@adampknave https://t.co/DOJPCq8r1q @gibsoncomics @joelhunt Good to know. I never actually finished the series. I'll need to hunt down that last season and check it out! @gibsoncomics Mystery Inc was such a damn good show.
10/2
2020
I just remembered Halloween names are a thing. @MissJamieKaye hell yeah. Let me know if you understand/figure out why the 'bad witch' has a Cajun accent. @MissJamieKaye Me and my friends watched this about a month or so ago, and it fucking slaps in every single way. So goddamn superior to HP.
10/1
2020
It’s so heartbreaking to see my daughter not be able to play with her friends and deal with substandard remote lear… https://t.co/P7LLecauRT
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9/29
2020
@adampknave Was it enough to never use minions again? Because if not, then no I don't appreciate it sorry too bad. @adampknave A+ usage of a very cursed .gif Adam.hey so how long till trump emails/letters start asking specifically for $750 donations, as a way to 'stick it to th… https://t.co/PtkUX6JQjL
9/28
2020
I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that https://t.co/NfdLsgLkxu
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9/25
2020
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9/23
2020
@marshmallowpush I mean if it's one thing, it's career security.my Dystopie Awards submission: https://t.co/ogmPKvHAMv
Retweeted by Matt Gordon @LGwenn https://t.co/L7VJlypUznGIVEAWAY!! 🎉 Hermes the Messenger is here, in shiny gold foil no less. I'm giving away one of these, and all you… https://t.co/WHsQUdsxgH
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9/22
2020
I feel like "ethically mean-spirited" is a really insightful description, and also emblematic of why Le Guin's work… https://t.co/1H0fxeT85N
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9/21
2020
@HammerGibbens https://t.co/gQ9RAUFSWJ @OtterQuirks Hard same.
9/20
2020
F @kenlowery @hanselthelost @weredawgz https://t.co/25shzKKyKFLET KANAN SAY FUCK https://t.co/vaPrqwRkb7
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9/18
2020
@texasannie For sure. That sounds really fun and collaborative! Props to your group do being so engaged. My group… https://t.co/iidP4X5mRY
9/16
2020

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