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Comedian. Texan. Thot. Co-host of the Like A Virgin podcast. @meredithactually on IG. Send me stuff: PO Box 5278 Santa Monica, CA 90409

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Joined Twitter 4/1/09


Unless you smoke weed, or are trans, or a sex worker, or... https://t.co/pSItwAvifaThe next fascist will be smarter and better looking and more polite. Our job is not to wait for them to run for off… https://t.co/X0Upvu4XuB
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@RonaldJKowalsk1 He literally doesn’t, that would be Donny you’re thinking of sweetieDolly Parton said “it costs a lot of money to look this cheap” and that is why I have a spending problem. @caitmarielle @itsmegangraves @therealalisonw @Kellie_Wil @leah_sampson1 @JayMalsky @OMaraRules @hamstertalkhttps://t.co/uWvigK8NuN @EliOlsberg I KNOW!!! I’m so mad!!!Hello 9-1-1? I have an emergency, I have a crush on yet another Aquarius man, please help.i will be womansplaining promising young woman to every man for the rest of my life :)
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