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"Great photo. What camera?" =
"Great food. What oven?"
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what we call corn is actually maize right? so would this be a maize maze? that would be kind of a-maize-ing amirite? https://t.co/jcK3Lq9CuV
@KEEMSTAR i was a long time fan till this. youāve gone too far with this BS tweet. iām out. #unsubscribe
also,⦠https://t.co/ht3rgqtYDc
@TheSusanKent @timtimmanley thx 4 the heads up Susan! wow... Web Series World Cup! who knew? also, we did submit to⦠https://t.co/BAYpNG1lcA
ā ļøā ļøā ļø https://t.co/m0R46gEWsp
@HisDopeTweets @Ruleyork yo, i'm pretty sure that's Malcolm Gladwell
@theneedledrop āIt's not where you take things from ā it's where you take them to.ā
ā Jean-Luc Godard
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@timtimmanley i guess this proves you need to buy the coffee first, at least IF YOU ARE BLACK:
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@theneurologista š³š·š³š·š³š·
@thenaje @GastorAlmonte def not heart-ing this tho cuz that kiss emoji is rude and inappropriate
Retweeted by naje.tv @timtimmanley @GastorAlmonte i mean, donāt you park the car before going inside for groceries? seems obvious. š @timtimmanley @GastorAlmonte if they get coffee first, then they came for coffee and the seat is a convenience. if⦠https://t.co/MaBxm96nNW @GastorAlmonte @timtimmanley *seat, not season. but no editing on twitter so you know how that goes... @GastorAlmonte @timtimmanley ALWAYS take a seat. if no seats available, iām getting my coffee elsewhere. i never go⦠https://t.co/vlPkbLI8OQ

āTimothĆ©e Chalamet is the beautiful me.ā
ā @timtimmanley
Can you buy bread that's free of everything other than gluten? I just want the gluten.
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canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfac⦠https://t.co/KqT37p9rJD
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ššš #shotsfired https://t.co/d1aIxagrge
Pats in 7.
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āson of the sit-ins,
you know who i stand withā¦ā
- @common @heydebhenry @MarkHarrisNYC @FeelingAmused i couldnāt care if they put forward a potato. ANYTHING beats what we hav⦠https://t.co/3TylF70EI0
Good lord, the level of concentration from a kid walking two hot chocolates over to his brother is pretty Olympic.
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@S_Saeen i ask honestly and without malice and without any interest in seeing āmy sideā win. i have no sides. just⦠https://t.co/sL3XcjEbS7 @S_Saeen i appreciate many of your observations and calling out Sam Harris for legitimizing guests like Charles Mur⦠https://t.co/jexoSbrQEiyou donāt know who youāre fucken wit Donnie šš¹ https://t.co/eB6149sjBO
yo @espn are y'all ready to apologize to @jemelehill for reprimanding her for saying what is now clearly the undeni⦠https://t.co/ml36wIj1zL
@timtimmanley i think itās more function than anything. like i would not like to run a 10K in those boots.
but sty⦠https://t.co/SihtfHTi5q @timtimmanley that was my guess @timtimmanley wow. #callback @timtimmanley i was gonna #whatarethose you but thatās not very nice thing to do.
ps: i do the same thing with jea⦠https://t.co/zHW6JAwSas
La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room
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Mansons, The Westās, The Shipmans and of course The Addams you bumbling fucknugget https://t.co/sYRO6UlQIP
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incredible. https://t.co/Ahysroclrr
wow. i donāt like what they did to the colors here. https://t.co/9AxUbQy9qkstill got shooters tho... https://t.co/KxoVjnNo8b @GavBurl #QuickMaths
@laureningram ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø @foxandfriends @trumps_feed šššitās literally not your button dude. just as it wasnāt Obamaās or Bushās before him. that button belongs to the Uni⦠https://t.co/6XcJxu0cbe @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka i responded to your tweets. never mentioned race. you brought up blacks a⦠https://t.co/7IDDY5QI2F @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka interesting line of thinking. if i say corporate fraud is bad, should i e⦠https://t.co/pdF9bTmqYG @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka not sure why you pointed out blacks and asians. that kind of humor is che⦠https://t.co/nH2XYacDcm @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka i hear that, but thatās often the best a citizen can do - not support som⦠https://t.co/ixg5foRrDF @photonka @azusayamamoto ādressedā as Eddie Murphy? i donāt know if how heās dressed is the problem? what kind of c⦠https://t.co/AQTSE7UbEI @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka iāve always condemned this movie. who says ppl havenāt?
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thrrrrrrrread!!! #WaitForIt https://t.co/vI5nU11cOQI was sent to get a tape measure so my stepdad could check the width of his toast, in case anyone wonders what I'm⦠https://t.co/f1fS3K7gwi
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Pop 2020 https://t.co/FBjxjIaGLM
Merry Christmas to the worldās 2.5 billion Christians. And to the remaining 5 billion people, including Muslims Ath⦠https://t.co/ovBFBiOsgU
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hey @SpeakerRyan, itās Britney, bi-otch https://t.co/zdfIbMsaLG
nope. @sassygayrepub you clearly have not read a Bible.
Trumpās spin tomorrow: I mean the guyās a pedophile and I got him pretty close, right? Pretty fantastic.
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I would like to call for a total and complete shutdown of male opinions on sexual harassment and assault until wome⦠https://t.co/RWPwYlBZQF
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yeah, but can it dab tho? https://t.co/4w4mUXa5r6
Steve Kerr on the Trump, LaVar stuff: "Two people seeking attention...It'd be nice if you stopped covering both of⦠https://t.co/PjSld53arZ
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#MAGA = ruin everything
ps: i see you McCain-Pailin and the rest of that ādril⦠https://t.co/gEpBpNaEvU

Fuck you https://t.co/UvCNZkjcLF
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if you're still not listening to @digableplanets what are you doing with your life? also, if your Top 5 doesn't inc⦠https://t.co/P4K8ZTq5Yz
wow. Trumpās pick to chair the Council on Environemntal Quality could not pass an 8th grade science class. i wonder⦠https://t.co/B0kpxJqbyHThere's only one Bri, and you better listen to her... https://t.co/y3asyFJUDJ
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Nothing says āIļø donāt watch the newsā like choosing to shoplift in China #Bruins
Retweeted by naje.tvWe should ban all men until we figure out whatās going on.
Retweeted by naje.tvA guy got down on one knee in front of a girl sitting in the train. Thought he was going to propose but he was just tying his shoelaces. Meh
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@sassygayrepub nice.
i think rooting for honesty / reason, instead of for teams (Rep/Dem or Lib/Con, etc) would benefit everyone.srsly. https://t.co/zfLpdzLrEK @leighwalton nice. @realkarieadair @leighwalton @corgizhukov nice. @Opaopa13 @leighwalton @melgillman nice. @jakecronus @Andrew_Savee @JuMosq true. there were also a few drops. WR Geronimo Allison let a TD go right through⦠https://t.co/HhF46a4EyGIs it really ok to punch nazis? https://t.co/8w4YYmA81h
Retweeted by naje.tvOh good. Double the stupid.
#280characters
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