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"Great photo. What camera?" = "Great food. What oven?"
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what we call corn is actually maize right? so would this be a maize maze? that would be kind of a-maize-ing amirite? https://t.co/jcK3Lq9CuV

@KEEMSTAR i was a long time fan till this. you’ve gone too far with this BS tweet. i’m out. #unsubscribe also,… https://t.co/ht3rgqtYDc

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@TheSusanKent @timtimmanley thx 4 the heads up Susan! wow... Web Series World Cup! who knew? also, we did submit to… https://t.co/BAYpNG1lcA

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@HisDopeTweets @Ruleyork yo, i'm pretty sure that's Malcolm Gladwell

@theneedledrop “It's not where you take things from — it's where you take them to.” ― Jean-Luc Godard (K… https://t.co/aQoiBf3u0J

@timtimmanley i guess this proves you need to buy the coffee first, at least IF YOU ARE BLACK: https://t.co/l4QaXfZiaG

@CaseyNeistat i see you @CaseyNeistat with that @oizo3000 track in today's vlog... #nicework

@theneurologista 😳🕷😳🕷😳🕷

@thenaje @GastorAlmonte def not heart-ing this tho cuz that kiss emoji is rude and inappropriate
Retweeted by naje.tv @timtimmanley @GastorAlmonte i mean, don’t you park the car before going inside for groceries? seems obvious. 😘 @timtimmanley @GastorAlmonte if they get coffee first, then they came for coffee and the seat is a convenience. if… https://t.co/MaBxm96nNW @GastorAlmonte @timtimmanley *seat, not season. but no editing on twitter so you know how that goes... @GastorAlmonte @timtimmanley ALWAYS take a seat. if no seats available, i’m getting my coffee elsewhere. i never go… https://t.co/vlPkbLI8OQ

“Timothée Chalamet is the beautiful me.” — @timtimmanley

Can you buy bread that's free of everything other than gluten? I just want the gluten.
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canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfac… https://t.co/KqT37p9rJD
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😂😂😂 #shotsfired https://t.co/d1aIxagrge

Pats in 7.
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No one like a mom to keep your ego in check. https://t.co/AhIcsOoclD
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“son of the sit-ins, you know who i stand with…” - @common @heydebhenry @MarkHarrisNYC @FeelingAmused i couldn’t care if they put forward a potato. ANYTHING beats what we hav… https://t.co/3TylF70EI0

Good lord, the level of concentration from a kid walking two hot chocolates over to his brother is pretty Olympic.
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@S_Saeen i ask honestly and without malice and without any interest in seeing “my side” win. i have no sides. just… https://t.co/sL3XcjEbS7 @S_Saeen i appreciate many of your observations and calling out Sam Harris for legitimizing guests like Charles Mur… https://t.co/jexoSbrQEiyou don’t know who you’re fucken wit Donnie 🇭🇹 https://t.co/eB6149sjBO

@timtimmanley i think it’s more function than anything. like i would not like to run a 10K in those boots. but sty… https://t.co/SihtfHTi5q @timtimmanley that was my guess @timtimmanley wow. #callback @timtimmanley i was gonna #whatarethose you but that’s not very nice thing to do. ps: i do the same thing with jea… https://t.co/zHW6JAwSas

La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room
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From now on giving someone the Heisman is now known as giving Wiseau the Franco.
Retweeted by naje.tv‘Get Out’ is a documentary.
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Mansons, The West’s, The Shipmans and of course The Addams you bumbling fucknugget https://t.co/sYRO6UlQIP
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incredible. https://t.co/Ahysroclrr

wow. i don’t like what they did to the colors here. https://t.co/9AxUbQy9qkstill got shooters tho... https://t.co/KxoVjnNo8b @GavBurl #QuickMaths

@laureningram ❤️❤️❤️ @foxandfriends @trumps_feed 😂😂😂it’s literally not your button dude. just as it wasn’t Obama’s or Bush’s before him. that button belongs to the Uni… https://t.co/6XcJxu0cbe @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka i responded to your tweets. never mentioned race. you brought up blacks a… https://t.co/7IDDY5QI2F @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka interesting line of thinking. if i say corporate fraud is bad, should i e… https://t.co/pdF9bTmqYG @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka not sure why you pointed out blacks and asians. that kind of humor is che… https://t.co/nH2XYacDcm @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka i hear that, but that’s often the best a citizen can do - not support som… https://t.co/ixg5foRrDF @photonka @azusayamamoto ‘dressed’ as Eddie Murphy? i don’t know if how he’s dressed is the problem? what kind of c… https://t.co/AQTSE7UbEI @PeculiarBaptist @azusayamamoto @photonka i’ve always condemned this movie. who says ppl haven’t?

*enters password* WRONG WRONG WRONG *resets password* NEW PASSWORD CANNOT BE SAME AS OLD PASSWORD https://t.co/Fn9OCj3d4h
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Merry Christmas! From Han, Leia, & (name redacted). https://t.co/WFQ5rmaG86
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Fixed https://t.co/uUTmyNYBEa
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thrrrrrrrread!!! #WaitForIt https://t.co/vI5nU11cOQI was sent to get a tape measure so my stepdad could check the width of his toast, in case anyone wonders what I'm… https://t.co/f1fS3K7gwi
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Pop 2020 https://t.co/FBjxjIaGLM

@evepeyser #same @timtimmanley sounds fa-miliar

Merry Christmas to the world’s 2.5 billion Christians. And to the remaining 5 billion people, including Muslims Ath… https://t.co/ovBFBiOsgU
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hey @SpeakerRyan, it’s Britney, bi-otch https://t.co/zdfIbMsaLG

@TiresiasProjekt @thefeelsshow @timtimmanley ❤️❤️❤️!!!

@eliyudin @pattymo ahem....what...[clears threat for several hours]....are those
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nope. @sassygayrepub you clearly have not read a Bible.

Trump’s spin tomorrow: I mean the guy’s a pedophile and I got him pretty close, right? Pretty fantastic.
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I would like to call for a total and complete shutdown of male opinions on sexual harassment and assault until wome… https://t.co/RWPwYlBZQF
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@EricsOzone @yomilo @createmagazine_ #WhileSufferingWasNormalized

yeah, but can it dab tho? https://t.co/4w4mUXa5r6

Steve Kerr on the Trump, LaVar stuff: "Two people seeking attention...It'd be nice if you stopped covering both of… https://t.co/PjSld53arZ
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Fuck you https://t.co/UvCNZkjcLF
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if you're still not listening to @digableplanets what are you doing with your life? also, if your Top 5 doesn't inc… https://t.co/P4K8ZTq5Yz

wow. Trump’s pick to chair the Council on Environemntal Quality could not pass an 8th grade science class. i wonder… https://t.co/B0kpxJqbyHThere's only one Bri, and you better listen to her... https://t.co/y3asyFJUDJ
Retweeted by naje.tvDy-lan, Dy-lan, Dy-lan!!! you spit hot fire @MollyQerim !!! i see you @maxkellerman!!!It's happening https://t.co/sSgHx7zbxf
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Retweeted by naje.tvthis is like the fappening but in reverse
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Nothing says “I️ don’t watch the news” like choosing to shoplift in China #Bruins
Retweeted by naje.tvWe should ban all men until we figure out what’s going on.
Retweeted by naje.tvA guy got down on one knee in front of a girl sitting in the train. Thought he was going to propose but he was just tying his shoelaces. Meh
Retweeted by naje.tvone introvert superpower is feeling immeasurable relief upon being turned away at the door at a party
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@sassygayrepub nice. i think rooting for honesty / reason, instead of for teams (Rep/Dem or Lib/Con, etc) would benefit everyone.srsly. https://t.co/zfLpdzLrEK @leighwalton nice. @realkarieadair @leighwalton @corgizhukov nice. @Opaopa13 @leighwalton @melgillman nice. @jakecronus @Andrew_Savee @JuMosq true. there were also a few drops. WR Geronimo Allison let a TD go right through… https://t.co/HhF46a4EyGIs it really ok to punch nazis? https://t.co/8w4YYmA81h
Retweeted by naje.tvOh good. Double the stupid. #280characters
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nah twitter. i'm rockin with 140 characters 4eva.