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Writer, actor, comic. Coach Fairbell from 'Those Who Can't'. Husky Butler. Baseball Nut. New album 'Alexa, play Creed' is out!

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Joined Twitter 2/27/09


@TroyWalkeresq Hahaha we should make this a currency on our show.We have proven that if the movie “A Quiet Place” happened, Americans would be out in the street with fucking tap dance shoes on
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8/13
2020
@GrawlixComedy @StarburnsAudio @SklarBrothers We gotta make whappin bib merch guys
8/12
2020
Mrs: Doubtfire: HelllOoooOoo Me: jesus fucking christ, Daniel, just pay your god damned child support
Retweeted by Andrew O.Morning: Not fully awake yet. Afternoon: Dragging a little after the coffee buzz fades. Evening: Tired from the day… https://t.co/1HGn5lvMG4
Retweeted by Andrew O.Now it's down to 5 minutes away!!! https://t.co/aHyc9b6Rj3
8/11
2020
Excited 4 this! https://t.co/j6bk1l1Z4x
8/10
2020
@elizaskinner @JoeSchiappa @Hamptonyount @silkyjumbo @keithtellsjokes @BethStelling Wow thanks, good company!Youth Pastor: ...You know who else had a wet ass pussy?
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8/8
2020
Today! @rileyjsilverman will join us on our DM talk show, The Dungeon🧙 Come hang out and ask questions with us at… https://t.co/haWHnPPUUT
Retweeted by Andrew O. @GrawlixComedy @Chris_Brenner @TheBonfireSXM @CaytonHolland @benroy00 Ok now I know Ben runs this accounthttps://t.co/4Txmc1h0lk
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8/6
2020
@BtHDnD Hahahaha fair
8/5
2020
All new Grawlix Saves the World is out! Peek under our brain hood after we took some personality tests! https://t.co/1UCHQp9RR3Need advice on writing books, becoming an author, how to write for video games? My cousin Tom Bissell is on "This M… https://t.co/Zxp3fV939l
Retweeted by Andrew O. @kingthor It would be fun to remake Robocop where he keeps falsely identifying the guys who killed him. Any bald guy is Clarence Boddicker.2016: Is Trump good for comedy? 2020: Is it safe to perform in parking lots?
Retweeted by Andrew O.I've been a fully fledged nerd for a very long time, but always thought I was too cool for D&D. It seemed so earnes… https://t.co/kxz1PYjF7z
Retweeted by Andrew O.I missed prime plug hours for this because I was trying not to drown in a lake, but get Adam's album! He already ch… https://t.co/jn5T5PYpae
8/4
2020
I’d say even if you are a comic who is NOT guilty of sexual assault, but you’ve created an army of such shitbag ang… https://t.co/0nBl7hLlqR
Retweeted by Andrew O. @andy_sell The worst. Coast to coast the worst.Cat's out of the bag! New @ComedyCentral @standup album, "Semblance of Normalcy," out Monday, August 3rd! Be sure… https://t.co/787yzwdE2y
Retweeted by Andrew O.Winding down for bed with some Sleepytime tea and absolutely blasting Deafheaven in my headphones.Nothing like the raw panic of realizing you just liked the same person's last five tweets then quickly liking some… https://t.co/u8dF7cSQKh
8/2
2020
@elizaskinner @InfiniteChicken Oh you thought I was a stout manservant? @elizaskinner Hahaha yeah my friend @InfiniteChicken coined the term a while back. It's like their house and I just… https://t.co/DTEoJzXIDg
8/1
2020
Trick for putting a fitted sheet on a bed the right way: put it the way that feels right. That is the wrong way
Retweeted by Andrew O. @BtHDnD @GeoffreyTice Um where am I, asking about lunch?? @GrawlixComedy @djalishasweeney @rondoyleco @CaytonHolland @melissius I swear to god I'll find you
7/31
2020
@djalishasweeney @rondoyleco @CaytonHolland @GrawlixComedy @melissius I posted it on our Patreon but basically make… https://t.co/1yHfIquHgn
7/30
2020
@SkyandTelescope All the people criticizing this are huge fucking dorks.The job of every police twitter account is to either lie about a viral video where a neckless cop suplexes a grandm… https://t.co/Dpht1dymuk
Retweeted by Andrew O. @BryanCooking @elizaskinner @tjchambersLA Ok wow I believe you. @BryanCooking @elizaskinner All I knew is that you loved the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, I didn't know you liked TWO bands. @elizaskinner @BryanCooking Yeah I wanna connect with Bryan. I'm speaking his love language. @BryanCooking @elizaskinner Well I understand her pretty well, it's you who turned out to be the beautiful enigma. @BryanCooking @elizaskinner The one cool takeaway from this is that now you and my daughter have something super in common! @elizaskinner @BryanCooking Hahahahahah yes @BryanCooking @elizaskinner I don't like quar Bryan. @BryanCooking @elizaskinner Totally, that's the first thing everyone says about you. "Bryan Cook, the angry coppert… https://t.co/VvEnEnCHUk @BryanCooking @elizaskinner Yeah it's weird it never came up before in one of your really vulnerable and open conversations we've had. @BryanCooking I can't tell if this is real Bryan or not."Yo, that ice cream truck is angry!" -Vin seeing an ambulance. #VinDieselSunday
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7/29
2020
@floahnores @zachreinert0 Furious at how true this isSo! stoked! about! tomorrow! https://t.co/1IqzxXkWZL
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7/27
2020
Today! We're doing a quick Q&A on Twitch at 4pm PT with @RazorLou and @TheOrvedahl about their characters! Live r… https://t.co/esDQr6d89y
Retweeted by Andrew O.Quarantine is like you’re watching a dumb tv show and a diamond commercial comes on and suddenly you’re wondering i… https://t.co/S2quigYgBH
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7/26
2020
@RazorLou If you're gonna live with Morton you'll get honed to a blade's edge and like it.
7/25
2020
@GrawlixComedy @djalishasweeney @melissius @CaytonHolland I don't know who runs this account but when I find you.... @TroyWalkeresq @NolaweeMengist It is not too hard, it is like *perfect* difficulty. @SotoX3 Neither, I'm running the Alien TTRPG.Panic! At The Everywhere
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7/24
2020
New ep of The Dungeon live in one hour with @gawd_mode! Last week's double size ep is below! https://t.co/wDDE5YbhEI @shrimpJAJ Hahahaha when I see a new one I truly feel the same happiness as a kid on xmas morn....is he activating The Winter Soldier https://t.co/3STK9588tC
Retweeted by Andrew O. @blainecapatch Hahaha had to scroll back down and fav this one when my dumbass brain caught up#OTD in 1962, Jackie Robinson became the first African American player to be inducted into the @baseballhall. Here’… https://t.co/ANVS4Gfppi
Retweeted by Andrew O. @DarcyStaniforth @GrawlixComedy @benroy00 @CaytonHolland This is correct!New game+ in Ghost of Tsushima is raking all the leaves.
7/23
2020
Also, we put 3.5 hours of bonus video (including the entire D&D game) up on our Patreon! https://t.co/KoiUW7XecKNew GSTW dropped today, I made Adam and Ben play D&D! Also great stand up by Patrick Richardson and @StephTolev! https://t.co/WRXVIEtRQp
7/22
2020
GATHER YE HALFLINGS AND PARTAKE IN THIS AUDITORY ADVENTURE—@grawlixcomedy played #dungeonsanddragons, much to the d… https://t.co/mSxDj0Vh9n
Retweeted by Andrew O.I think we are a few hours from someone being like, “You have a problem with federal secret police disappearing people? Then vote!”
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7/21
2020
Everyone: Wow, this year has been pretty horrible so f- 2020: KILLING DOGS IN VIDEOGAMES IS NOW MANDATORYMLB Players: Isn't this so weird to be playing in a completely empty stadium? Miami Marlins Players: https://t.co/79uKnts78h
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7/20
2020
Hell yeah, America's foremost doddering assholes are about to have a cognition-off to decide who gets to rule.
7/19
2020
(It was an outdoor, distanced show I ain't no fucker)Just did live stand up for the first time in four months and I somehow forgot the BEST part of doing comedy: feedin… https://t.co/JNznyW3urs
7/18
2020
Can't overstate how excited I am for tomorrow's show! Keith's work is my favorite D&D resource! https://t.co/3bQvlO2lqb
7/16
2020
@InfiniteChicken We are fully ensconced in the Verhoeven-B timeline
7/15
2020
@MostlyPregnant And you have The Only Good Man™️ so this doesn't bode well for the numbers overall. @EmilyTa46620711 @_StreamOfBlood_ @ClareGrant @ashly_burch @rossbryant @ZachReino @JaredLogan @SethGreen Lady you m… https://t.co/AaueeO6QBZT-Minus 30 minutes until we all probably perish! If you are new to our our live-play DnD show you can get caught up… https://t.co/taiMOM8flb
7/14
2020
@RazorLou @Palumbros @TroyWalkeresq You prefer cantaloupe to watermelon?!!! This is The Last Jedi of fruit takes.
7/13
2020
@BryanCooking Hahahaha watching this dude choke down black beans and pretend like they're so delish as a political… https://t.co/tWJbXKRRuoPeople are promoting artists with under 10k followers for #NobodyArtistClub, I want to throw @GeoffreyTice a big sh… https://t.co/BnJLjFtGOrYou CANARDly believe how EGGStremely high your hospital BILL will be when you come DOWN with a FOWL lung MALLARDy a… https://t.co/buVNbBqw6v
Retweeted by Andrew O. @MarthaKelly3 Cc: @lizzycooperman"I'm not really supposed to do this," says the Verizon employee, showing you the setting on your phone that unbinds love from sorrow.
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7/12
2020
@RazorLou Remember how I argued with your dad for a couple days online? If my mom sees this y'all coming to blows in the street.
7/11
2020
If you stream #dnd say hey! We want to interview your dm on our DM talk show! https://t.co/XFgnkTM6b8
Retweeted by Andrew O.The big news at the Supreme Court today will be Trumps taxes. But for Indians in Oklahoma, we’ll be talking about t… https://t.co/EXQAlgRhS5
Retweeted by Andrew O.love to brag my doctors were surprised i passed a cognitive test https://t.co/u9cezRc8bN
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7/10
2020
Also, past episodes are coming along now as podcasts! You can check out episode 1 right here:… https://t.co/lYsDQZdGhz
7/9
2020
@benroy00 @Sampson12318 @CaytonHolland Wow they do not. Talk about knowing your audience. @eliyudin Dude this happens to me ALL THE TIME!!! I just think of something obscure and boom there's an ad. Like I… https://t.co/T1nBxgYLkl @andy_sell @jasonhwardell I truly do not! And I was a huge Ernest stan. @jasonhwardell What the hell is this? Ernest meets the Leprachaun?
7/8
2020
@BtHDnD Oh is this when they ROCKED THE JAR TO ESCAPE???New episode of THE GRAWLIX SAVES THE WORLD out today! We do irreparable damage to our brains by reading Twilight. S… https://t.co/fA4zQ7PNG2 @BtHDnD We should have called ourselves the dirty zeroes. @solomongeorgio I immediately need to know the results of all of these, please.
7/7
2020
Never too late to jump on board our live play D&D game! It's a lot of fun and the episodes are only about two hours… https://t.co/8hAT8fTM5v @timunken Like the guy in Avail!British Recipe: 2 eggs 300g flour 300g sugar 200g butter American recipe: Well the first time I ever ate a cake w… https://t.co/SJBjC3VZA2
Retweeted by Andrew O.almost panicked but then realized 3 months ago I received $1,200
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7/6
2020
One of the houses in my neighborhood put out a yard sign that read: 'We Are A Fireworks-Free Neighborhood' and they… https://t.co/KLYLUfGBxK
7/5
2020
Join us tomorrow for part 2 of the Eldritch Continent with @ClareGrant @ZachReino & @TheOrvedahl with Keeper… https://t.co/KZ1tihwnaA
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7/4
2020
Put @NikkiGlaser in charge of the @ComedyCentral roasts she's usually the funniest part of them already!
7/3
2020
This is also my opinion! https://t.co/KlvpZm5tal
7/2
2020

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