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🐦🆙 Comedian + Writer. Former Riot Games, former Channel Manager https://t.co/0WgzLhxWrI, Wanted by every lady cop all over https://t.co/rrrVYQNkic

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17,000 people came to Sanders’ Seattle rally. No other Dem candidate can get close. To the extent Dems did any sel… https://t.co/XDNkIowc91
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieThere are 607 billionaires in the United States, mostly in blue states, and I bet they're not even all eligible to… https://t.co/jLw4mWzMOP
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieJust my two cents but even in the context of a democratic primary calling Bloomberg racist/sexist isn’t going to ma… https://t.co/AoHjgD40Su
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieI know as a journalist I'm not supposed to have opinions about candidates. But when it comes to Mike Bloomberg, I c… https://t.co/T0HAE15elt
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieThis mythical Sanders “ceiling” which anti-Sanders pundits tout sure does seem to be expanding upwards, doesn’t it?… https://t.co/ndj8WdWaF6
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieIt's just astonishing how corrupt European elites truly are. Johnson/Merkel et. al react with disdain for the Ameri… https://t.co/IUAaE85jiZ
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieMarch 2019: Bloomberg announces that he will not run for President in 2020 August 2019: Jeffery Epstein found dead… https://t.co/Vuh1Qq8LDJ
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieNever ever forget that @BernieSanders led the public campaign to shame @JeffBezos into raising Amazon workers’ wage… https://t.co/p8Hc1W88nt
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieanyone commending jeff bezos for committing 10 billion to nebulous climate change initiatives should read up about… https://t.co/oUiSTYKzY4
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviea morally grey character is someone who commits crimes but is hot
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovie @zlingray I was there! It was insane! This place holds 20k people and is where Kanye performs when he comes to town… https://t.co/v2Qle890uppeak centrism is darkly muttering for four years that Sanders will never survive a Real Vetting and then just overn… https://t.co/DACNsdfLj0
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviewhat other candidate can do this? no one can tell me this doesn’t matter. when dem party saw obama doing this they… https://t.co/bLDbHTHV6K
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieIncreasingly and frantically alarmed how many people are treating this Bloomberg thing like it is normal
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieIf you watch this piece of naked interventionist propaganda, which begins with Damon’s bonkers claim that a million… https://t.co/JNJSumh0CH
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieif u go to fuck a dude n he got 2 monitors n a light up keyboard just go home
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovie64% to the next closest 8%. how are we talking about anyone else as a potential nominee? latinos remain the most un… https://t.co/TdnG5Xaths
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieBullying clearly isn’t working well enough
2/18
2020
The 9th richest person in America paid some hack to add me to a list of dangerous BernieBros and blast it out in vi… https://t.co/vgstMmJl0y
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieThe Bernie's position on Iraq was more complicated than you think reporting is good but actually makes me think he… https://t.co/MBvaSeX8f3
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieFound the root cause of all the desperate attacks today. #BernieStandsForUS https://t.co/ZcdltJALMa
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieDEAR: @joebiden @PeteButtigieg @amyklobuchar @MikeBloomberg I CANNOT AFFORD MY ACA INSURANCE BECAUSE THE PREMIUMS… https://t.co/jHgPZ7OFPQ
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieYesterday experts from the Yale School of Public Health, University of Florida, and University of Maryland School o… https://t.co/VkDku0Sddg
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieThat nobody — even those with $60 billion — can yet figure out a better attack on Sanders than the primitive, cheap… https://t.co/WN5oK47Fmg
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieI‘m still a registered Democrat but I think I might go Independent. The fact there are so many Democrats who would… https://t.co/VfSNelw3ND
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieI've been critical of poisonous Twitter culture. But if this oligarch can spend unlimited $ trying to buy a primary… https://t.co/ERqkE1iwvl
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieAbsolutely end this man’s campaign now. Black and brown males 16-25 who don’t know how to behave?!?! https://t.co/2SP4So1qtZ
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieMy expectations for US politics are quite low, making it hard to shock me, but I really can't believe we're being s… https://t.co/qlVJdkWudw
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovie @rubin_parody Leech on? So the people who benefit from charitable orgs are leeches? Damn, mask off.Physically painful https://t.co/U7SU3lv6IO
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieHi my name's Snooty McCentrist. I reject the extremism of the far left and far right in favor of moderate, middle-o… https://t.co/lglpcjB7Kn
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieImagine completely losing your shit over Joe Rogan, but being completely silent about Henry Kissinger - who most of… https://t.co/9nhWv3IQQ2
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieIs it too early to say the central metaphor in Sonic the Hedgehog didn't actually work?
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieToretate Tomato-kun, a tomato on wheels, is the mascot of Ouchi Co-op (who deliver fruit and vegetables). https://t.co/QbGdB6OUFh
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieBasically a 'why do your millennial grandkids support the socialist candidate' explainer, from CBS Sunday Morning. https://t.co/E5LtUQjCcJ
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieWhy do we always hear about how Jeff Bezos starting Amazon in a garage but never how his parents invested $300,000… https://t.co/OYuV28l6Yr
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2/17
2020
Verbatim of @BernieSanders going after Bloomberg in Las Vegas just now https://t.co/6qsxpONT5u
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieDonald Trump wants to end student loan forgiveness. @BernieSanders will cancel all $1.6 trillion of our country’s… https://t.co/jbNxw26rS9
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieI know we are all sick of talking about this but you can’t “vote blue no matter who” for someone who was literally… https://t.co/LHPukiAyj9
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieSomeone showed me a tweet about that movie @nobody_stop_me is in and I was like “damn I didn’t know Emma Watson had a new movie coming out.”For Valentine’s Day Dan commissioned me this art piece and I love it so much https://t.co/AQb2iC5oyq
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieOh hey, no big deal, Los Angeles County just shut down every polling place and replaced them with untested electron… https://t.co/07sdFm3gVP
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieWorst case scenario: Bernie wins nomination but Bloomberg runs as an independent. “Vote blue no matter who” people… https://t.co/D1dvd7AAwS
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieThe Bloomberg campaign is truly revealing that one cannot be too paranoid or scathing about the motives of the libe… https://t.co/mFOYZakHrE
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieGhislaine Maxwell rollerblading around manhattan yelling “come on guys were getting the team back together!” like t… https://t.co/pNXOIhU81p
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2/16
2020
Bloomberg absolutely smashing all campaign spending levels, buying his way into elite endorsements and top polling… https://t.co/viwT42mmWe
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieBernie is the most admired candidate. Bernie leads national polls. Bernie beats Trump in the polls. Bernie has w… https://t.co/WKG7ElR1rn
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieLots of energy for ⁦@BernieSanders⁩ in Nevada. Go vote now. https://t.co/zzu9r11KIF
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieBloomberg is literally shoving money in people’s back pockets in exchange for endorsements and you’re still not sup… https://t.co/xyMQ0UIFCy
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviePodcast out tonight at midnight. https://t.co/UQ2HoxnLCZ
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieYeah, you might say I’m a bit of a wonk 🤪🤪🤪🤪Pramila Jayapal says the “arrogance of the Democratic party” makes them think everybody is going to come out to vot… https://t.co/HLmnwY696p
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieTrump wins in 47 state landslide https://t.co/zcanOUCG2N
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieIf I were in charge of education I would simply make the children learn more https://t.co/YcWetEkdej
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieA new study by a team of Yale epidemiologists finds that #MedicareForAll would save more than 68,000 lives and $450… https://t.co/EXzJLvW3r7
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieBernie ahead in Texas? Who cares! Texas isn’t a swing state! It’s not even white any more! (Census Bur: 57% of Tex… https://t.co/jqveqPuap8
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieOk, so now you’re telling me that 25% of Republicans in Vermont have been voting for Bernie Sanders?! No! Stop it!… https://t.co/nTCtmPnZ4c
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovielol at the incel meetup vs the inceltears meetup https://t.co/sgu8ahdRDC
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviewhen the kombucha hits https://t.co/2YNmjeEEle
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieMissing wizards of the coast 😞I will put the man who sexually harassed my mom in power before I'll let poor people get healthcare https://t.co/W5aYlGAiXy
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieBret Stephens on Bill Maher this week demands to know from Pramila Jayapal whether Bernie supporters will vote for… https://t.co/q6dwtVpP0p
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieGavin is fuckin woke https://t.co/SPDsqUVIKCTulsi has been a Democrat her entire adult life = hated by establishment libs with a burning passion Bloomberg jus… https://t.co/OEtszeKO6o
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieWe are living in a nightmare https://t.co/rCz4FqzpwQ
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieA society that produces someone like Pete Buttigieg has a lot of self reflecting to do. https://t.co/9D9eSYCtrY
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieJAMES BLAKE: When my girlfriend Jameela Jamil says she got ran over by bees driving a car twice, she's fucking tell… https://t.co/2S1tJrspZI
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviecan animal crossing just fucking come out already jesus christ
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieMike Bloomberg's candidacy is so obviously the type of thing that would be covered with condescending moralism if i… https://t.co/TaJj7O0qXh
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieSome of y’all are so focused on stopping Bernie that you’re about to let a racist, sexist, classist, Republican oli… https://t.co/abyLNDpPVm
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovie @PeteButtigieg @Culinary226 Damn this is dirty from rat boyUnless you’re trying to help Bloomberg become the nominee, you probably shouldnt be doing “vote blue no matter who”… https://t.co/1AfQGop2EN
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieLots of people owe Ilhan Omar an apology https://t.co/OWn0fHAqtu
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2/15
2020
NEW: Women’s wear mogul Peter Nygard accused as vile sexual predator, hosted ‘pamper parties’ where he drugged, rap… https://t.co/T632b2CXiY
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovie🚨 BREAKING 🚨 @RashidaTlaib just got arrested with protesting airline catering workers outside @Delta terminal at… https://t.co/Mg1HwtAkyW
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviesorry this is really the last one. The racist police state satrap of New York who fucks kids is paying the Fuck Jer… https://t.co/gccpi9evJT
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieBloomberg is demonic. I don’t mean he’s bad. I mean he is literally a demon. He is from hell and he came to the ear… https://t.co/bMtvJTVUAy
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieOne of my colleagues harassed me for months to watch @ContraPoints and I finally gave in and watched - mostly to ma… https://t.co/sTqWgkOmYz
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovie#National Democratic Primary, Head-2-Head: Sanders 54% (+21) Klobuchar 33% . Sanders 54% (+17) Buttigieg 37% . Sand… https://t.co/YIPAcVQLhd
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieA Nevada poll!!!!!! https://t.co/7yAhf9LevR
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieWasn’t voting for Elizabeth Warren until now https://t.co/ro96DT2f7k
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieHAPPY FLAT FUCK FRIDAY https://t.co/QvXG2hJyD9
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieWe can't risk allowing private health insurance companies, whose primary goal is to make as much profit as possible… https://t.co/C2flLCfFP8
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieWow Friday Valentine’s Day. Can society sustain that many people fucking with a bunch of heavy meals in their stomachs? @DanPostino @GothamGirlBlue Yeah now this is a big dealImagine logging on to twitter and finding out something good happened
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviehe can't win https://t.co/zES7S9B6E2
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieAtheists be like “taking gramgram on a walk this morning” https://t.co/IzkE6GHPHo
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviesouth park was bad for politics but i think it goes without saying that letting jon stewart et al provide the preva… https://t.co/MoO4oTOQ1S
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovie @LSPmatt Thanks MattThis is the correct take. Of course the show got bad eventually have any of these people watched the simpsons? https://t.co/sJv8J5Cdp4south park used to be funny and then they started half-assedly making whole episodes in like 2 days so they unsurprisingly started to suck
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieIf you took money from Bloomberg and then endorsed him, you have no business talking about election interference or political corruption.
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieevery elite professinoal dem who supports bloomberg is just saying "yes, twitter trolls, you were right about me be… https://t.co/8afjxK3Eir
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviei stiltl want a picture with ghislaine maxwell so badly. I dont care what the peanut gallery thinks
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieif you dont flash your brights to warn people that theres a cop ahead, you are also a cop
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2/14
2020
Daquan, the biggest meme legend of our era, didn’t get any Bloomberg cash? Mike still doesn’t care about black people.
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieBREAKING: Bernie Sanders to campaign in Tacoma on Monday | The Seattle Times #waelex https://t.co/CZxaeKqx0v
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMovieActually conventional wisdom is that $ *can* buy elections, which is why what Bloomberg is doing is illegal in most… https://t.co/cg72GNWJad
Retweeted by 2001aGoofyMoviegod everything sucks so fucking much https://t.co/SKYpCpaDfi
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2/13
2020

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