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Joined Twitter 9/8/11


was on fb for a couple secs and already the 1st 2 posts were my lib pals posting annoying like under this system ma… https://t.co/R8LyxEjAwt“let people enjoy things” is not valid when the things you lot are currently coalescing “joy” in is the maintenance… https://t.co/wCux1CaqMl
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersontotal body count between these guys is roughly 4.5 million and counting https://t.co/760KBUa8Cs
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonโอ้ย655555555555 อิสัส อยากได้ รูกกุต้องไปเป็นโกะโจเซนเซย์ https://t.co/63CE9ntz9b
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonIn our lifetime, y’all. We saw both of these historic moments in our lifetime. Wow. https://t.co/ILXkXlZDHP
Retweeted by scotty mcscotterson30 million people were uninsured before the pandemic, 5.5 million lost their insurance last spring, 3 million lost… https://t.co/70KSGK6vQR
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Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonI prefer Twitter DMs from strangers telling me to kill myself over LinkedIn DMs from guys I met once in college inv… https://t.co/RwqthGGy1T
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonYou got a good girl bruh. @BarackObama
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonwas just bragging the other day how I haven't needed to extra moisturize this winter as much and now my skin heard… https://t.co/UJtRxWrIdvThings aren't looking pretty in the QAnon group chat https://t.co/jvVM8td2s9
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonAlright Jospeh, I did my part. I would like my $1,400-$2,000 now.
Retweeted by scotty mcscotterson @alexandratesman concerning for me bc my DMs are always dry 😳https://t.co/mO2sKDZaBc
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersondidn’t think the very specific context of those three words would be repurposed so soon. naive of me https://t.co/dpEknrm9hh
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonWhat does it say about how rigorous the state's propaganda machine is that so many people are rejoicing? And what d… https://t.co/4rDwd7jG1e
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonif I don't stop biting my gums ahhhgggg shit hurts hahahaPolite American imperialism lives on!
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonjan 19: our president is a monster jan 20: our president is a little monster
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersondepop scamming daughter or mall interviews for youtube son
Retweeted by scotty mcscotterson @iomoo @claftpunk HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎉✨Val Hallen 💕🎸💕 IG: SNITCHERY https://t.co/aADOqpgZ5A
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonNO SHE DELETED IT https://t.co/sF0s7AgPx1
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonAmerica’s flop era, 1776-present
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Retweeted by scotty mcscotterson @notsofiacoppola U just fucking nailed itNYC Instagram is so quick https://t.co/Br6TarGXXb
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonBarron walking downstairs for breakfast https://t.co/FLXQoKK6GV
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonThey’re asking for their money, Joe https://t.co/bfDxzoDyK3
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonok soooo about that $2000
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonat 22 I was literally a sewer rat https://t.co/VPajb0vMaR
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonI don't so much know faces but more body types and shapesohhhhh they don't be knowing facesMichelle makes every single person who has ever worn clothes feel like they aren’t worthy of the privilege.
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonShe say she wanna have a family with me, I told her Biden. Inauguration Day Drip 🥶 🥶 🥶 https://t.co/bA015FtYXW
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonJoe Biden is the first president in history to be sworn in on The Lord Of The Rings extended edition https://t.co/ldF3lEsji2
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonpence is absolutely going to come out of this as some sort of victim of the trump era
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonwaitin for the attack titan to pop up and eat joe biden
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonwho tf is garth brooks and why is he performing amazing grace??? bro get migos up there
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonHair, LAID. Waist, CINCHED. Fit, BIG DRIP - my forever First Lady did not come to play. https://t.co/idLpj44g2h
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonfirst edition signed by jesus looking bible https://t.co/sKIGrZnrEW
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonmore like gone-ald trump
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonnew war criminal just dropped
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonI’m so tired of old ass politicians I want a 19 year old tiktokker president idc
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonamerica is healing https://t.co/QGDD7UKEu0
Retweeted by scotty mcscotterson @stephsabraw Barack got a good one 💯I can't take my eyes off Mich's fit, that color & cut looks so damn good on her https://t.co/8jb8fq6x7iThese politicians literally bring h€LL on earth and then when their term is over the media tries to force this “the… https://t.co/0lwlJwiwyX
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonToday we begin the grueling work of pretending the GOP won’t nominate someone at least as bad next time
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonI'd def do a m.a.t. like as long as me & other dude don't cross paths at all I'm chill with it fr I'd probs keep my… https://t.co/5mMsrnURRVso we're all aware of ru paul's 60,000 acre fracking empire? we all know about this? I just found out that ru paul… https://t.co/SCSbt4Xl4m
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonIt’s an infected urethra. It’s perfect. https://t.co/zMJeZjJjyO
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonAmerica is spending $200 million on tomorrow's Inauguration. After they just shafted everyone out of $2000 stimulu… https://t.co/DB8LpdcMVM
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonstill gonna smell like old https://t.co/DcatgMHTKUkehlani 25???? thought she was about 30 like szaEdward Snowden deserved a pardon. Steve Bannon, Elliott Broidy, and Blackwater war criminals did not.
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonIt's truly astonishing that we have not had a national ceremony commemorating the deaths of hundreds of thousands o… https://t.co/rzmiaeHH9N
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonhear me out: https://t.co/AcDRgIi82o
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonlike look at this difference https://t.co/roSueupnOO https://t.co/zVKhpwVZl6
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonMeanwhile the insurrectionists are getting publicly arrested and quietly released a week later
Retweeted by scotty mcscotterson @Billieuwuz same vibe .. https://t.co/bduo9N6Kiz
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonbye 😭😭 https://t.co/JGoOh5RtT8
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersongon head & clock out for me https://t.co/Hpn2TYLSUf
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonShe found him & the police couldn’t? Useless. Let her go. https://t.co/QjyJFBMGJ5
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonY’all parents didn’t buy y’all Vday gifts? That’s tough.
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonThe fact that Claudia Conway can record her mother being toxic and abusive, Kellyanne herself implying that if she… https://t.co/4xDmJajrjv
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonnot ready for 4 years of do-no-wrong liberalism
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonsometimes I forget when I told a fib in a situation I needed to get out of and then when it's repeated later I'm ju… https://t.co/wTlcI3L3fi @AmbJohnBoIton https://t.co/4kRUYOkx0d @ComradeDrongo @AmbJohnBoIton https://t.co/YoVHJq93yV
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonHe deserves some recognition when he does well too. Sometimes. https://t.co/l8qqf3FhPg
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonNah it varies for me https://t.co/0YtQsV2t6h"This edible isn't shi–" https://t.co/jF9u8wAztk
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonthey def making up half them rituals for show , too comical https://t.co/mbgJJuZ6ch“Do y’all have oat milk?” -the most vulnerable moment in a coffee shop
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersondonut friend in highland park LA just fired a bunch of their workers for trying to unionize and I highly suggest no… https://t.co/5hWo1bN7eN
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonMy girlfriend animated her 2021 mood and honestly? Same. https://t.co/FFYKAXDILl
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonEveryone needs to dress warmly tomorrow; it's going to be -45.
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonMust a plot point "make sense"? Is it not enough to have Hamlet get kidnapped by pirates who then drop him off back… https://t.co/x8pHVHulsy
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonBaby I got Amazon Prime & an air fryer.. you not finna talk to me any kinda fuckin way
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonwe want janelle monáe https://t.co/If42kKRSo1
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonSomeone in my bullet journal was excited she got these little bone shaped paperclips until she used them https://t.co/xyqhuAFJ5q
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonI luv when artists take the time to make different sounds come out of either the right or left side of ur earphones
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonisnt this that couple from modern family https://t.co/cEhCLfzVpe
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonwalmart and amazon don’t do a little happy dance everytime they get an order and that, my friends, is why you should shop small
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonaoc gon tweet “he is gone” tmw and get 5 million likes
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Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonmentally im here https://t.co/sznpFZzPXA
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonWill you be watching Biden’s inauguration or do you have a real job and/or your dignity?
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Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonap us history is gonna be tough in the future with questions like “who did donald trump pardon on his last day?” an… https://t.co/QDn7ddvM5z
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonsomeone's "Donald J. Trump is no longer the President of the United States" tweet is going to bang tomorrow may the odds be in your favor
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersondear online stores, if it’s sold out take it off the fucking website.....thank you
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersoni’m both https://t.co/RvRsIKUCwB
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonme after I blocked one of the ppl I long time followed on here after they kept posting another problem nonstop like… https://t.co/LHA90wJHFE @goon4brezzzy @ChatTheMan I ain't ever seen top right dude b4I wish yall parents liked yall more 🥺 https://t.co/ROlvXIuv0Y
Retweeted by scotty mcscottersonthat deleted folder will get ya lmao https://t.co/Hy3Dnzg7OIGod, this would destroy the Democratic Party. Trump’s party would win every single election from now on. Please Tru… https://t.co/0jKVlRPOvk
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