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Metal and Whiskey

378 Following   332 Followers   19,258 Tweets

Joined Twitter 7/15/12


I carry a loaded gun every time that I drive. It’s called the second amendment, Greg. It applies to black Americans… https://t.co/sy9QhnPUC2
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4/12
2021
End qualified immunity. https://t.co/YCHin2RvGa
Retweeted by Cogan BishopInteresting. How about you start by getting to the bottom of the gun violence that killed Breonna Taylor, Duncan Le… https://t.co/aLqrfPR2sE
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4/10
2021
We live in clown world. This is what happens when you encourage "your guy" to expand executive power. Inevitably,… https://t.co/59rTUM8zkZ
Retweeted by Cogan BishopPrecourt strikes me as the type of guy who always takes a penny from the tray but never leaves a penny in the tray. https://t.co/cz9irt0EqV
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Retweeted by Cogan BishopHizzah! Happy Appomattox day! A great day for all Citizens of the United States, North and South, to Celebrate the… https://t.co/fjJ6X89mlk
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4/9
2021
@ProperlyZuri I wish the DC movies weren't bad, but outside Man of Steel and Wonder Woman its uhhhh not good @bbletter The first game, all downhill since then @TheBig4Tweets Ending an email “Please consult your tax advisor” and realizing I’m their tax advisor after I hit send
Retweeted by Cogan BishopGood https://t.co/w6LEf5N87qDay 3 of running again. Haha my legs wanna die!
4/8
2021
https://t.co/OCUlYHZaIm NEEDS TO STOP BEING MEAN TO @SHAQ https://t.co/fwHviBewxC
Retweeted by Cogan BishopDirect purchases of meme stocks and shit coins by the federal reserve, too is infrastructure https://t.co/u9xYGA1Nc6
Retweeted by Cogan BishopJuul pods are infrastructure Busch Light 30 racks are infrastructure Medium two-topping pizzas for $5.99 are infras… https://t.co/bSH7ogz2Pf
Retweeted by Cogan BishopSeeing as everyone's banging on about Alien, let's take a moment to remember Bolaji Badejo, the 6'10" graphic desig… https://t.co/QmS7idBkxu
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4/7
2021
Dude who threw the garbage can during the Astros game. Trailblazer. Dodger fan. Legend. (Via @FabianArdaya) https://t.co/rotbnY6scu
Retweeted by Cogan BishopNick Castellanos got a harsher punishment for flexing on a pitcher who had just intentionally hit him than the enti… https://t.co/lalJ4KTmkD
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4/6
2021
Mom: “don’t get too drunk at this wedding and don’t be profane” Me, after realizing it’s an open bar https://t.co/bZPy5MTIbU
Retweeted by Cogan BishopGirl: [flirting] so do you have any wild fantasies? me: a spreadsheet that imports my bank feed daily, categorizes… https://t.co/Xkqbntm7NT
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4/4
2021
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS IS BANNED in Texas prisons but Mein Kampf, The Clansman, and The Last Confederate Flag are all… https://t.co/XFQYLDp9Iq
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4/2
2021
This hoodie is fantastic https://t.co/bbW1ARIGj8Why am I listening to metal core?Imagine caring about politics now that the MLB is back, summer is fast approaching, Covid vaccines flying around, markets popping, it’s lit
Retweeted by Cogan Bishop @ENBrown The Hell is Real sign is a state treasure!
4/1
2021
Damn the new Beavis and Butthead reboot sucks https://t.co/gqrs2Rs3lB
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3/31
2021
b e c o m e u n g o v e r n a b l e https://t.co/8y9FgMuCzV
Retweeted by Cogan Bishopthe excel tutorial on YouTube me: https://t.co/R8tzBsi8X1
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Retweeted by Cogan BishopHungover as fuck. Retweeting this is the only way to make me feel better @MichelobULTRA https://t.co/Ipjof8GIPK
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3/30
2021
@leahmcelrath @LilNasX https://t.co/E3vF5e6jGG
Retweeted by Cogan Bishop @FinderBourbon @QelloConcerts Oh I've not heard of this *scribbles notes down*
3/29
2021
You do not have the right to own a firearm because the Constitution says so. You have the right to own a firearm AN… https://t.co/anjc2ptiEw
Retweeted by Cogan BishopI'm just thirsty af for my first concert since November 2019
3/28
2021
@ProperlyZuri Sexy Bernie Sanders with Mittens
3/27
2021
based amazon https://t.co/eaUAgxGM0F
Retweeted by Cogan BishopHalf a million people follow this man. https://t.co/fk29rH68d1
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3/26
2021
Dudes be built like this talkin about America’s masculinity problem https://t.co/Ve32TzXIx1
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3/25
2021
The Civil War was about what the people who started the war said it was about. https://t.co/0vNBhJnxiv
Retweeted by Cogan BishopSo basically he's saying that TTUN coaching has been shit for the past two decades then, right? Cause, I don't know… https://t.co/7LrJCHOlx2
Retweeted by Cogan BishopThis is the future nationalists want https://t.co/rKulkTL64G
Retweeted by Cogan Bishopwe have very different definitions of “a lot” lmao https://t.co/e0JTJPEqRd
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3/24
2021
It is, but it pays the bills https://t.co/6RqRM0TVNvGonna hop back on this CPA studying, maybe this time I can pass a section finally.accounting in a nutshell https://t.co/vWW0yhYVLG
Retweeted by Cogan BishopI'm currently working on a story in which AG Rutledge's office persuaded a court to keep an innocent, developmental… https://t.co/aUvYddcMpv
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3/23
2021
@TextPlaceholder https://t.co/5SfC6woFDuGood morning twitter dot com residents! We've reached the Final 4 of Main Character Madness. Four challengers remai… https://t.co/0ad1Mnf40z
Retweeted by Cogan Bishophttps://t.co/a5Ld4A575n @chasetkach Sitting around yelling at dice for rolling the wrong number.It's March 22nd and warhawks still can't be libertarians.
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3/22
2021
I’ll take left libertarians over closet republicans pretending to care about liberty anyday. You uphold the party… https://t.co/9q5S5OP2eT
Retweeted by Cogan BishopJamaican rum is the best rum https://t.co/REEFWpBRvFAlll that hate that got sent to @EasyE2432? Pure evil. Don't shrug and say "Well, sports fans are passionate, what… https://t.co/eDBNhWOaGD
Retweeted by Cogan BishopWhat in the hell is wrong with people? https://t.co/oELAABHmo8
Retweeted by Cogan BishopHalo and Gears https://t.co/Ls4kFXvRhZ
3/20
2021
Spring football practice started today! Nothing else notable happened with Ohio State athletics, why do you ask?
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Retweeted by Cogan BishopHow I’d explain this Ohio State game https://t.co/895vGpTAgo
Retweeted by Cogan BishopA brief look at the Buckeyes today. #MarchMadness https://t.co/zvd3SAeKra
Retweeted by Cogan Bishop @Alongcamehex https://t.co/bOZzr6SGWG @allicharnelle HarshTough scene from Air Force One https://t.co/jpNVZ4u4iN
Retweeted by Cogan BishopSnyder cut going crazy rn https://t.co/L29QYhoYaN
Retweeted by Cogan BishopWhy have we wasted all this time talking about this dumb Snyder cut when a NC-17 cut of Mrs. Doubtfire exists. Give… https://t.co/xrXHM6c27N
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3/19
2021
Saying "We believe in justice. There are old sayings in Texas about find all the rope in Texas and get a tall oak t… https://t.co/MTOTnCJjUg
Retweeted by Cogan Bishop @Patty_Cakes28 Yeswhen @Arsenal turns an L into a Dub https://t.co/fB5AvaaZsG
Retweeted by Cogan BishopSo is this the part where everyone pretends to care about sex workers for a few days and then goes back to ignoring… https://t.co/4wsIMlxfFn
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3/18
2021
pray for your friends in accounting. we are not okay
Retweeted by Cogan BishopSo the other day racism was simply a blood sugar spike and today it’s “sexual addiction” 🤦🏽‍♂️
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Retweeted by Cogan BishopNot a lot of people know this, but there's a dial on the president's desk and he turns it to set the price of gas
Retweeted by Cogan Bishop @ProperlyZuri All in due time, it will probably happen eventually. @ProperlyZuri The sunshine state do be eyeing my GF and I (For the future) though, I am over the snow and cold. @ProperlyZuri All Florida memes make me think of you, sorry I don't make the rules. https://t.co/tyVh6CYtqx
3/17
2021
Are people complaining about purportedly obscene rap music? Man the 90s are BACK.
Retweeted by Cogan BishopDirect Deposit: $1400 Me at Portsmouth Bdubs: how much it cost for me to put a microwave at my table so I can eat my food hot?
Retweeted by Cogan BishopA Cincinnati-area police officer faces 8 counts of rape & 8 counts of sexual battery. "We are concerned that more v… https://t.co/gu0R0qSNE7
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3/16
2021
@ENBrown Yep, thats Ohio
3/15
2021
@MaddieSmith2013 Its fun to yell at people to get off yer lawn @CKscullycat https://t.co/xXbUtL301u
3/14
2021
The Snowflake Act. https://t.co/VXDl4BwLZg
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3/13
2021
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3/11
2021
LOL at Austin. HOME OPENER IN JUNE??? https://t.co/CxOZJyVWHK
Retweeted by Cogan BishopNow thats what I call cringe. I didn't realize I can't take my family to the beach for a picnic anymore!? https://t.co/kF8KaDgssZDon't worry, I'm never going to forget that family who took my picnic baskets and toy sailboat. https://t.co/Q4BL38MFsI
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3/10
2021
Ah yes the gloriously tolerant and liberal 1980s, when the mere existence of gays was begrudgingly and marginally a… https://t.co/IWpWLk5Rud
Retweeted by Cogan BishopWho, exactly, enjoyed a more tolerant and open socially liberal society in the 1980s than today? Because I can thin… https://t.co/Je48geFyjW
Retweeted by Cogan BishopGun idiocy aside, take a moment to ponder the alt-right persecution complex narrative here. Nobody is stopping you… https://t.co/4RKPtekw06
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3/7
2021

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