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Founder & CTO: Tock, Inc. https://t.co/Ip2req6LRI, Xoogler, Ex-Apple, Author, Co-founder of ORD Camp, Feminist, He/Him, Chicagophile ✶✶✶✶ 'No Formal Authority'

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Joined Twitter 4/24/08


Mexico has closed its border with the United States and my irony detector just fucking exploded
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @johnolilly Maybe. Just maybe. @petegaines Pita Inn!I discovered Nutella Baklava tonight and for a brief moment, everything was OK in the world. @Penguin @nnja That was a delightful tea -- mechanical keyboards, yoyos, AND Lego? So great :-)
7/4
2020
@dpatil 👊 @joshu Does your Twitter Data Download not include likes?For a leader at any level at all, “I didn’t know” isn’t a defense, it’s an indictment.
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @MaxMCizauskas @HenrikWolff @rawkode Correct.NOW: We are back to where we were in March when we didn’t have enough tests. Then we hadn’t prepared. Now we have… https://t.co/cbpBjA9Xbe
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @HeyChelseaTroy Love this story!I learned about Simpson's paradox in my freshman stats class decades ago, and have been obsessed with it ever since… https://t.co/qspcMxyXbt
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @snipeyhead Gift certs are a double-edged sword though... basically mortgaging your future :(5 @snipeyhead ❤️💕❤️ Sadly so many businesses are facing this heartbreak right now. @snipeyhead :-) I'm so stoked to hear that. So many restaurants need help right now and it's awesome to be in a pos… https://t.co/TYchsjFd2d @obra https://t.co/DlWtKv19vH @obra https://t.co/WusKkdi4mB @obra Or worse... *gasp* ... a VC @obra Do you Jesse? Do you? @obra Did he read this? https://t.co/wzJwJbqLhM @acroll @snipeyhead https://t.co/OtC70Ay0zFJPMORGAN: “.. we find a positive correlation between levels of [credit-card] activity three weeks ago and the sprea… https://t.co/MSaTF6ZNbQ
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @djbaskin YOU FOUND A HUMAN HAND ON THE ROAD?!?!?!?!? @cllantz Sending all I can spare. @dansinker https://t.co/pmSILNKMrj @snipeyhead Whoa. That's a very serious thing. I mean there's only ONE Voltron... and it ain't no CAR Voltron. Als… https://t.co/TooC2FMTIk
7/3
2020
@JeffSolin @joshmanders @seiyria As usual, I'm just following your lead. @u2sashko Correct.Yes. This. https://t.co/jjCAbvK24Y @joshmanders @seiyria Yes. This. @wdr1 Oh ho ho that's a good one. That's a huge nope. @_rsc @heyhey @domain I like your style :-) @BillRohrer2 Racism. The answer is almost always racism. @hbrucejohnson Oh cmoe on... thats totaly unecesarry Brice!Dear email marketers: If your unsubscribe link takes me to a login page, I'm going to close it and then mark your e… https://t.co/CB6o7zKniQWow — this video is AMAZING!! It literally sent a chill down my spine!! ✊🏼✊🏼 #VoteForOurLives https://t.co/iwsg2em6tI
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @dave_universetf @bradfitz @Tailscale You've got my number. I'll be waiting. ;-) @bdowney I'm sure they'll recant their original story based on her evidence. Who am I kidding, they probably already blocked her... @dave_universetf @bradfitz @Tailscale Sure, but can I use it to send email? @AstroKatie Well there's your new Twitter bio right there... @obra The UKThe first woman to win the Abel Prize, the "Nobel Prize" for Mathematics, Dr. Karen Uhlenbeck illuminates the inter… https://t.co/SLUdDn8Ld9
Retweeted by Brian FitzpatrickI don't know anything about Clubhouse, but attacking people, threatening them & trying to hack into their accounts… https://t.co/ljux5WmAIx
Retweeted by Brian FitzpatrickThis passed and we are all less safe. https://t.co/MORRLSyk2K
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @dansinker At least the Frankensteins can be tamed by the music... as opposed to teargassing the musicians...This is awful news… But what grabbed me was the photograph. Look at the care providers… They have attached photos… https://t.co/QjkeePbiiI
Retweeted by Brian FitzpatrickWhen people say "History repeats itself," they usually don't mean "things that happened in April happen again in Ju… https://t.co/nL0EeFsEDD
Retweeted by Brian FitzpatrickThe most consistent stumbling block for tech companies is disrespect and outright disdain for users. It’s not a coi… https://t.co/8QrnytZPPb
Retweeted by Brian FitzpatrickThis kind of arrogance… This is why Facebook needs to go away and fade into irrelevance. This attitude basically i… https://t.co/KAVWEOUTaE
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @colmmacc @dansinkerThis. https://t.co/XQkhjCBJwx @editingemily https://t.co/FttveEs0UQ @csharpfritz @andygocke @bradfitz I'll let them know :) @andygocke @bradfitz @csharpfritz 🤣 @elatable @Mazzeo https://t.co/FAH33vb1KSHey @bradfitz you done any .NET hacking? This email was clearly sent to the #WrongFitz https://t.co/dBDnomi77O @KR1573N https://t.co/9UzITTadnD @tvaziri SUPER WEIRD. Watched it for the first time 6 months ago: https://t.co/wBcpJQMeQW
7/2
2020
The shit that @TaylorLorenz deals with in one day is probably more than I've dealt with in my entire life on the in… https://t.co/f3pJ6YHVXy @nliber Dunno. It's now part of a quilt :) @BWJones Only if you touched a statue, Bryan.130,000 dead, no signs of the Republican Administration doing anything about the rapidly worsening pandemic but sur… https://t.co/3qfq2TDhmf @bethanye Same! @therealfitz Hidden camera captures the Google Chat Application Laboratory https://t.co/YwWMrnVszB
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @merrdiff @RocketToLulu Y'all are both AMAZINGI'm here for any and all They Live references. https://t.co/g5vVnmurvcNot pictured: 100's of Google engineers writing new chat apps. https://t.co/OgDb25j2eg @felixgallo Not pictured: 100's of engineers writing new chat apps. @1001plusblog Not at all--Michael Pangrazio deserves all the credit :) @bethanye That's amazing. Reminds me of the Cook County Jury Duty intro video that's done by Lester Holt... back i… https://t.co/dzmwRujxCe @1001plusblog Niiiiiiiiice. Time to update your background ;-)I used to love ⁦@MetroBrewing⁩, now I double love them. https://t.co/HkOht2ARMd
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @bethanye Wait what?!?! @dansinker These are really damned good! @shawnimal THIS IS SO CREEPY @douglips @dabeaz Wrong: all of the above are blocked and reported.This is creepy as hell. I thought it was a joke, but it's from an *actual* training video! https://t.co/T1YWGGoFqQ https://t.co/9Ulbw0faCM @dabeaz Dude.Cursed anniversary. This is a picture of me from July 1st 2013. https://t.co/vOY0iildC8 https://t.co/9dj7F6tJ09Cursed anniversary. https://t.co/vOY0iildC8 @joshu https://t.co/JXEi2KzrjV @DonMacAskill I love this so much. @RocketToLulu https://t.co/TN9Vi8gIyt @bytingtheapple @EricaJoy @tock /me waves :-)It genuinely weirds me out that framing this issue as protecting the economy may end up being more compelling than… https://t.co/9cZRk9K38t
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7/1
2020
@yocum137 Q': What does the CTO of a restaurant reservation service do after an 11 hour day? A: This. @annelukeman Top. Men. @mpopv Yes! I've stared at that a LOT wondering what it was. Looked around for Star Wars easter eggs too, to no avail :) @edenrobins SAMERaiders fans: here's a thing I made: It's a 4K resolution background of the famous "warehouse matte" composited fro… https://t.co/SSSi504ezs
Retweeted by Brian FitzpatrickToday's thread of the day. This is a BRILLIANT story and a great tribute to Carl Reiner. https://t.co/nfQHX9oDjCEither seatbelts work, or they don't. If you're requiring that they be installed in every car, then let people driv… https://t.co/tWCVlINllm
Retweeted by Brian Fitzpatrick @NekoCase ❤️💕❤️ @mwichary https://t.co/dxUFtWaA2M @garyadcock Love that article and the linked interview. @edenrobins And for an encore I'd play the You'd-Be'Prettier-If-You'd-Smileophone. I'll see myself out. @edenrobins I'd also be the lead singer. @edenrobins I've never played an instrument before and can't carry a note in a bucket, so I'd obviously play *every* instrument myself.Oh what a surprise. https://t.co/8PPPD6Idxg
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6/30
2020

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