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Jeff Jr. @TheRealJeffJr Stephenville, TX

Just a dad, doing my thing. I’m the best at making the worst dad jokes.

2,557 Following   17,135 Followers   58,120 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/2/12


I’m not even high and this is trippin me out. https://t.co/LteEU7r3muNalgas
12/3
2020
Kids and their dumb ass questions. SMH🙄 https://t.co/SZcT9pNnUm @tattjaxx Today is nuts, amigo. The next day the ol lady has off, I’ll come over with my homemade salsa + chips💙If anyone was wondering what I want for Christmas.. https://t.co/2ClSqH4qhe @codyblurr 🤣🤣I’m currently getting my stomach pumped after posting it as wellTake a shot for every engagement post you see this month.My music taste is bipolar, then throw kids in the mix and you get this. I put my Spotify through it this year. https://t.co/Jy0HQNfCxN @_hvacbri https://t.co/23OEIdqWRTAnd apparently, this is still a “religion” today and they are against suicide but are for “evacuating” your own sou… https://t.co/p5NiM1qW69And their website is still up😳 https://t.co/gePFDWzIp7https://t.co/k4iwpXlp3KY’all want a freaky rabbit hole to go down?? Google “Heavens Gate Cult”. Maybe I’m just late to the party and ever… https://t.co/NEicuX9o59
12/2
2020
I present to you, my son... https://t.co/wg8QC3LHvI
12/1
2020
Bringing this gem back https://t.co/48MIATe1PZWe’re going to Tucson, AZ for Christmas and I’m so excited. I’ve been craving me some Eegee’s and Lucky Wishbone.
11/30
2020
https://t.co/vnkMQJc8PmShower secks will be LIT https://t.co/VjrgEqFxA8
11/29
2020
@JohnNorback Yes. I will pay for the toaster of your choosing. Just ensure that it is plugged in.$10 to whoever drops a toaster in my bathI’m soaking in a Melatonin bubble bath, drinking pickle beer rimmed with Tajín. This is what my life has come to. @loganrichters 4 years too long🙄wow we’ve been friends for way too long 🙃 https://t.co/nhJ2wPZOQD
Retweeted by Jeff Jr. @ChaoticGoodest But that’s when I was cool though, right? So it still fits🤣🤢🤮How to tweet like a cool person: “I just want to find the love of my life and live in a little house with a wrap… https://t.co/LckkY6YylD
11/28
2020
I told y’all his name wasn’t “baby Yoda”. In the timeline, Yoda is already dead. Sooooo, I won’t spoil anything, bu… https://t.co/yORi1Bb9tCThe first hit of nicotine in the morning have me like https://t.co/BL6zgkRXaZ
11/27
2020
It’s just me and my son at the house tonight. We’re watching The Christmas Chronicles 2 and drinking hot chocolate. Do not disturb. @_yabyboda He’s giant right?! Just barely turned 13 months 9 days ago🤣🤣 @meganrayanne11 Idk about all that..🤣🤣 https://t.co/8CExzukvtmOh to be 1 year old and so excited to get a new chair😂 https://t.co/5z3I5qyXa7Damn... I feel old as hell remembering this part of life😂 https://t.co/aSRJxOTiX4Why do all the guys who BBQ the best always have red ass faces
11/25
2020
Have you ever wondered why cemeteries are fenced off? It’s because everyone’s dying to get in.
11/24
2020
Twitter really copied Snapchat with the stories after we’ve been begging them to copy Facebook with being able to e… https://t.co/uHFxCFGtmrHere are all the new emojis that were just added with iOS 14.2 so you don’t have to scroll through and find them. Y… https://t.co/EQLId8k0FX3 years ago it was just Hooch and I on thanksgiving. It was such a lonely but wholesome time😂 https://t.co/2wLjWrpIj0Pizza rolls cooked in the microwave vs pizza rolls cooked in the oven https://t.co/5NPQj8dCXn
11/23
2020
We look nothing alike, right?😆 https://t.co/1mnQxqxrrW @_hvacbri https://t.co/4OOUjh8rqsIt’s moments like this that make me wish I could freeze frame time🎶 https://t.co/bSlVZECozv @TheLifeOfLane @Nmguitarpicker But he got to meet my boy, so that was cool af @TheLifeOfLane @Nmguitarpicker Same. I just saw him like a week or two ago and I miss him.Tis the mf season. Cheers.
11/22
2020
Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart?
11/20
2020
@HeartlandCwboy Apparently so, it flew by so fast!Shoutout to the real ones that came to watch me💙 https://t.co/m83mu9fDfv
11/19
2020
Having a stuffy and runny nose at the same time is dumb. @Hyden_Samantha SRV is my dadday! I actually used to get that from time to time when I wore my cowboy hat🤣 https://t.co/zCesb9ffNZ
11/18
2020
I decided to get back on here for a second and post a little cover. Shake the Frost - Tyler Childers https://t.co/k8Wm6vMplL
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11/17
2020
@TheLifeOfLane We can just say mourning myrtle is moaning myrtles long lost cousin. Even though mourning myrtle mak… https://t.co/WTu9OUOizjThe duck may swim on the lake, but my daddy OWNS the lake https://t.co/n1YeTYwLGoI definitely meant moaning😂🤦🏻‍♂️ but mourning fits and will make more sense to people who haven’t seen Harry Potter… https://t.co/44tatFMbsJPeople who cry on Snapchat are just weird, bro.. Buncha mourning myrtles
11/16
2020
I’m going to start turning off the internet every time I make a phone call so the kids know what I had to grow up with.My life in a thread https://t.co/fPOykGDSgf
11/15
2020
@cuntyspice_ Oh and it took mine like 2-3 months to heal. So don’t get it 2-3 months before allergy season either😂
11/12
2020
@cuntyspice_ If I can get mine pierced straight to a 12g, you can do it. But one piece of advice I have is to not g… https://t.co/ePW5l5FVzKThis dude is my spirit animal https://t.co/RS29Bp9tvJ https://t.co/qqLu1g6eZR
11/11
2020
This is the longest 2 weeks to flatten the curve ever. Feels like it’s almost been a year. I hate time. @heyitsjordan_ Y’all are true fans🤣You know what.. I’ve been a Patriots fan for about 14 years. I was in 8th grade when I truly committed. We’ve alway… https://t.co/kMR4ixDv7Y
11/10
2020
@asr1018 Or just use Chuck Norris again. The man is timelessJust when I thought there couldn’t be anymore treason committed in this country.. Walker, Texas Ranger is just som… https://t.co/BfIEtjK9Fp
11/9
2020
@kaleeeeeh_ 😂😂 @fireinthehole_2 Never forgetI use a charcoal grill because I’m a man.
11/8
2020
@asr1018 But I mean something that doesn’t involve needles. I pass out when needles are about to be put in me. I ne… https://t.co/CUuSqSnRXu @Rodeo2010Tyler The simulation is brokenSo you’re telling me that we have technology to explore other whole ass planets but we still don’t have a hangover… https://t.co/q33KMzEXfu @Rodeo2010Tyler https://t.co/Gq1uAWxkjgFuck you, I’m drunk
11/7
2020
@imjustsad6 Actually yes. You can hate it all you want, but that doesn’t change the fact that it’s the source of mo… https://t.co/0qP8SOI0loWell, if Joe wins, my truck will be for sale and I will have to find a new field of work. 2019 F350 Turbo Diesel 4… https://t.co/6fpAvbsByv @JNotSoNasty Yes please, I hate the cold! Thank you, I mean me.
11/6
2020
Good Charlotte radio to raise my spirits @stormyyfaith Tweet away on your oil byproduct phone. Don’t bite the hands that feed you😉Why the results are taking so long https://t.co/cNUGo1XCpT @WaaaayUp You know that plug in heaters are made of plastic right? And you know what plastic is made out of right?… https://t.co/4rx3xktlC2 @TheLifeOfLane My fav one is when the electrical room is flooded and they just keep walking into the water and getting electrocuted😂
11/5
2020
My name is Jeffrey, but not Epstein. @andreb661 You’re not my dad @TheRealJeffJr No give backs!
Retweeted by Jeff Jr. @_hvacbri 🥺💙 @TheRealJeffJr Stay forever pls
Retweeted by Jeff Jr.Except me. I’m cool. https://t.co/MazE66AUCw @WillRHubbard I did😂 @haileylotero But, have lived in Cali, the one here in TX is no where near as good. Texas all the way though😂Let’s take a break from political bs and look at my son climbing on his train to watch the squirrels outside. https://t.co/kmeY7z5VRq @travis_orr1 She declined it😞I’m the sweetest🥰 https://t.co/9Wl7X4K2iC @mags_tray No, I literally just told you why I’m arguing with you. I was educating you... I hope you have sons and… https://t.co/2zeKUYOf6K @mags_tray Every reply of mine has been explaining to you how it works because your original statement was putting… https://t.co/oZ808BsLS7 @mags_tray No, I’m arguing because your point in the argument was uneducated and I was giving you facts and you kee… https://t.co/KRqp3A0FUp @mags_tray That’s not what I’m saying. Refer to my first reply. It’s the oil companies decision. Every election yea… https://t.co/aeavcJbkR4 @mags_tray Well, you’re showing your own intelligence by saying that Trump has anything to do with work being slow… https://t.co/AjBws0OPVL @mags_tray You know there are 49 other states, right? AND the industry always slows down tremendously every single… https://t.co/ifyyI3KhFQ
11/4
2020
I can’t wait for all the political posts 24/7 to stopEzra was so little😢 https://t.co/LEutbr5aDY
11/3
2020

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