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A slave to the stove #ChefLife. Massive #LFC fan. #YNWA

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@Greekgoddess02 Brut 🀣🀣
11/28
2019
YESSSSS!!!!! THE KILLERS AT ASHTON GATE!!!! Woooooooooo 😁😁😁😁😁
11/22
2019
@agirlcalledlina I prefer Nigel Thornberry.Jo Swinson is just the wettest most ineffective flannel I think I’ve ever heard talk. #ITVDebate
11/19
2019
I wish Roy Keane could go in the jungle and they leave the fucker there!! #ENGKOS #ImACeleb
11/17
2019
@Rylan I love you but do you reckon you could shut the fuck up please?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Radio2Karoake
11/12
2019
@BibiLynch Who’s it meant to be? Alan Partridge??Craig Revel Horwood talking about moist exploding sausages is just too much!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #JamesMartinsSaturdayMorning
11/9
2019
@EdGambleComedy Probably the funniest thing I have seen all series!! Well done mucka!!! πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
11/7
2019
Happy Halloween πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸŽƒπŸ‘» https://t.co/vfsEjKAafl
10/30
2019
Just turned on Channel 4 with Scarlett Moffatt... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!!!????
10/29
2019
Those bloody Beavers not doing there job in Lydbrook!! Probably the craziest thing I’ve ever heard!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #bbcpointswest
10/28
2019
I’M FINALLY BACK!! My stupid iPhone wasn’t letting me redownload Twitter for some bizarre reason but I’ve fixed it… https://t.co/ID7yrgMQoj
10/24
2019
Simon Cowell looks absolutely ridiculous!! #XFactorCelebrity
10/13
2019
@carolkirkwood is just 😍😍 #BBCBreakfast
10/10
2019
@Gorringes 2- ... I wonder if there would be any market at all for used books? He has literally all kinds of subjec… https://t.co/4GANVbDBZ2 @Gorringes Hello there. I wonder if you can help me. I am clearing out a relatives flat in Bristol after him passin… https://t.co/xOZ8DWfn4xThank you Nigella for that cheese on grass with chilli oil. Michelin cooking right there!! πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ #saturdaykitchen
9/28
2019
@MrNishKumar YES!!! POWER TO THE SIT DOWN WEE!! πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒβœŠβœŠ #8outof10cats @ZoeTheBall Bet you’re fooking pissing yourself seeing your lad chatting up Richard Madeley!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Catchoftheday #TheCircle @ZoeBallTV Bet you’re fooking pissing yourself seeing your lad chatting up Richard Madeley!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Catchoftheday #TheCircle
9/26
2019
It’s my Birthday. I’m in the Bank House Wetherspoons in Cheltenham. Table 20. If you want to buy me a bday drink fe… https://t.co/sOPvc3BaBu
9/25
2019
Fuck off Richard Madeley.. You have been on the programme 2 minutes and already doing my bloody heed in!! #TheCircle @Acidic_Blonde https://t.co/sjWYc9sNSyCan Richard Madeley go in as Alan Partridge please!! #TheCircle https://t.co/QCYGcQ05mhEmma Willis looks like Legolas. #TheCircle#gretathumberg reminds me of Damien Thorn from The Omen. It looks like she is plotting the horrible demise of anyon… https://t.co/cBL2hj2PBO
9/24
2019
Elkiehound Brooks - Drool if you think it’s over #DogNameABand @lindamather53 Outrageous!! πŸ˜‹ @butterfly40_ 😍4 out of 4 on Musicals!! They call me Andrew Lloyd fricking Webber!!! πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ #UniversityChallenge https://t.co/GswphrhaiP @DvlWrsPrmrk I hope it’s a Masters.Mr. Barnes looks like your classic Guess Who character. #UniversityChallengeThey won’t bounce back!! #ThomasCook https://t.co/fPPaCEagVm @Fluffadelic πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ @SmackTownBoss I do! πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ @LisaThiel1980 Win or lose. Still fabulous!!Am I the only one who finds a speech about an ongoing huge subject by a teenage girl extremely patronising and unco… https://t.co/qbH6LWBS4s
9/23
2019
I knew I’d seen Gina Gray, Michael’s wife before!!! #PeakyBlinders https://t.co/P3saMfqd7p @BambiAmy78 Who? Martin Kemp?? πŸ™‚Is Aberama Gold secretly Martin Kemp from Spandau Ballet?? That’s the real cliffhanger!! 🀯🀯 #PeakyBlindersGrace. Could you kindly fuck off. You’re dead and I’ve only just got over you!!!! #peakyblindersI think what’s most upsetting is the shit Scottish accent of Jimmy McCavern still lives on!! 😬😬 #peakyblindersIs Finn the little wanker??? #peakyblindersTommy’s going to be accidentally shot.. Shit I know it!! 😬😬 #peakyblindersManchester United are fucking shit!! #OleOut He’s got a face like a melted Welly!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Fuck me I’m good!! I make the best #sundayroast πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ€€πŸ€€ https://t.co/63fUpCbMKcI want to be as hench as Manu Tuilagi. #ENGvTON
9/22
2019
Did Shirley Ballas just say she needs her anal beads over Andy Sugden?? #StrictlyComeDancing #strictly2019Oti Mabuse is sexy af! 😍😍 #strictly2019 #StrictlyComeDancingI feel prehistoric ... Who an earth is Saffron Barker?? #strictly2019 #StrictlyComeDancingLiterally my mum watches #StrictlyComeDancing for 5 minutes and turns into Bruno bloody Tonioli πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #strictly2019 @msm4rsh You are just 😍 @HollyOaks007 Nah they are in my league of friends! Thankfully they are pretty shit so right down the bottom of the league!! ☺️☺️ @HollyOaks007 Haha! That’s not my team!! I got a measly 20 points!! https://t.co/YQ5YLVxcjl @HollyOaks007 Aye. A feel that!!! 56 points off 2 players basically, Wtaf!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/MuwpiQuuNV @Greekgoddess02 check your DMs ☺️This VAR is ridiculous. Feel sorry for Serge Aurier. He will never ever get another goal in his life!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #LEITOT #Premier_Leagueβ€˜When cooking fish you don’t need to shake the pan!’ @yummy_brummie #SaturdayKitchenLive https://t.co/rREZN8706m @BBCNaga You are looking 😍😍 this morning!!
9/21
2019
@phlaimeaux Irish taters?
9/20
2019
Is it wrong to shoot down drones that keep flying over your back garden.. Asking for me. 😑😑 @KTHopkins @ImranKhanPTI @Malala Don’t get lulled into a false sense of security by this woman. She is the biggest… https://t.co/lsmDPex0OP
9/19
2019
@stephiblackwell πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ @HansonsUK That’s fine. Thank you @HansonsUK Can you please tell me, are there any market for one penny pieces from 1900s to 1930s ish? Or should I just get rid of them? @daisy_hurcomb Yes!Hello @DavekUmbrella have you ever heard of a man from Bristol, England named Christopher John Scott. He may have h… https://t.co/xERki31t9t @AyoCaesar Racist dildohead!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @AnnalyseSikora May I speak to you via DM my lovely? @HansonsUK Afternoon. Just wondered if you specialised in old coins there at Hansons? Regards. Matt πŸ™‚ @AnnalyseSikora Why are you being abused? @stroudauctions Hey Stroud A.R. Just wondered if you specialised in old coins? Regards, Matt. @EwbankAuctions Hello Ewbanks. Do you specialise in old coins perchance?? Regards.Christian Goeschel looks alarmingly like his subject, Heinrich Himmler.. #RiseoftheNazis @izziebalmer720 Thanks hun! Will do!! 😊 @izziebalmer720 Do you know anyyyyone who does!!?? 😝😝
9/18
2019
Christopher Abbott, Kyle Chandler #pointless @izziebalmer720 Izzie! Do you know anything about old coins?? πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ @_innesg Aye they were smart though!! 😝 @londoncoins Hello there. I have just come to acquire quite a few old coins, mostly including old one penny pieces… https://t.co/WvJzjYcHCd @warwickauctions Hello there. I have recently come across quite s number of One Penny pieces dating back to Queen V… https://t.co/nzQDFAJjfb @CarolMaps Self portrait AYYYYY?? 😝
9/17
2019
Gary Neville doesn’t half talk a load of bollocks!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @joanneclifton @rockyhorroruk Where is this? @EllaFerneyhoug1 Hello Ella. How are you? I wonder if you can help me? Xx @sangitalal Fancy a drink whilst you are in Winchcombe Sangita?? πŸ™‚πŸ™‚ #chancing
9/16
2019
Hahahaha Arsenal are so fucking shit!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #SuperSunday #WATARS @LorelaiLycan Sexy as x
9/15
2019
Amanda Holden.. β€˜I can’t believe it was 5 years ago, I can’t believe you are still doing what you’re doing..’ Poli… https://t.co/pyVeRbzsOVAbsolute self deprecating shit. Next. #BGTChampionsSorry. It’s a no to every kid act... #BGTChampionsIs cannot be called β€˜Arabs got talent’ surely??!! #BGTChampions
9/14
2019
@gillinghamjoe And how do us peasants get involved it this??Well... It has been pointed out to me by @Harry_Currall I am a dickhead and it’s not SIR (@InnoBystander) Geoffrey… https://t.co/NwgW8aOR2l @Harry_Currall @InnoBystander Ohhhh haha!! I’m a knob!! Haha.. 😝😝 @Harry_Currall @InnoBystander ??Graeme Swann doesn’t mince his words!! #KevinPietersen #Ashes
9/12
2019
@CarolMaps Little fitty πŸ™‚
9/10
2019
It’s Blinders tiiiiiime!!! πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ #PeakyBlinders
9/8
2019

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