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The Real Sassy @TheRealSassy1 Finding My Way Home

19,397 Following   24,410 Followers   43,347 Tweets

Joined Twitter 3/31/09


@ImNotCharity yea all of it basically. @bgdadyspnkbtm https://t.co/Sqq956vTEjLadies, Please stop looking for Mr. Right. Just find Mr. Left and drag that idiot to the right. @RobJewettPHX @BoobzAndBrainz https://t.co/s4AEiSFwX9
10/16
2019
My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a single fucking word you said.Success isn't built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe.Marry the one who believes that your love can create miracles.
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @Roclogic Have you ever considered motivational speaking as a profession? 😊I used to be a chameleon. It didn’t matter who you were, I could be whatever you needed me to be, wanted me to be.… https://t.co/IpCzv5gTvv
Retweeted by The Real SassyIf you work and your woman works and you don’t help her around the house.. you’re a piece of shit
Retweeted by The Real SassyA completely quiet house is one of life’s underrated things.
Retweeted by The Real SassyI still enjoy twitter because: 1. I RT and like who I want 2. I don't give a shit 3. I have a life outside of twitter
Retweeted by The Real SassyHave you ever regretted saying I love you?
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10/15
2019
Nobody cares enough to actually hate you. Get over yourself.
Retweeted by The Real SassyThere’s always that one person that we want to come back, so we can tell them to go fuck themselves.
Retweeted by The Real SassySome people have nothing to say and they never stop saying it
Retweeted by The Real SassyI reported your “good morning” tweet as hate speech
Retweeted by The Real Sassyasking to share my playlist is a little too personal - -
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @bgdadyspnkbtm 😍
10/11
2019
niggas will watch the joker but won’t cry alone in the bathtub on a sunday at 2:37am while listening the same sad s… https://t.co/zEp67U9WMv
Retweeted by The Real SassyI got a DM today asking me to join the Illuminati. They decided I wasn't a good fit when I suggested we should all… https://t.co/OOiJn1K9hE
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @hunkybloodydory https://t.co/zHl72gdhhx @Roclogic No one can ever truly be happy. We are always in search for more.One of the sweetest sounds in the world is my toddlers innocent laugh. I can listen to that on repeat.https://t.co/Yzz0CuUJmY
Retweeted by The Real SassyWhatever version of me you have created in your mind, that's on you and not my responsibility.
Retweeted by The Real SassyI'll probably wreck you - me flirting
Retweeted by The Real SassyI love you. Not in the way of being in love with you. Just in the way of I love you.
Retweeted by The Real SassyControl has nothing to do with love.
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @dougbies Love me some fruit snacks.The next woman who sends me a fucking DM saying, “hello, babe”...we getting married. 😅
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10/9
2019
@logan_is_ok @knew_nic https://t.co/tg2pYzBurQ @logan_is_ok @knew_nic Works everytime...just try it.Alexa, turn my feelings off.
10/7
2019
@Mrgoldenrod Bulldog please https://t.co/M0J7kn4x7k
10/6
2019
Can't believe I shared my body with a child that won't even share their M&Ms with me. @Roclogic Funny story! But jokes aside can I have the number for your dentist ? https://t.co/HtOlD0T1wd
10/5
2019
A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.being numb can destroy or save your life.
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @Roclogic https://t.co/9SndHN71VTDo any of the men of Twitter actually have sex...
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10/4
2019
@bgdadyspnkbtm Well yes! https://t.co/V0VcoGos08 @FFmaxhyde https://t.co/Ja5OCfjjb5 @champ_ramos https://t.co/4RpG1fYwapI did it because my kids deserve a mother they can brag about.
9/30
2019
@LesbianSeagull4 Hang in there! https://t.co/1vKNtrbvuL @patnspankme https://t.co/lOMJss1luYDo you ever look at your toddler and think "Wow... this one's gonna be a real asshole." @vahsiN https://t.co/96izMrzlbvListen, I still want to be invited but I'm not coming.Imagine being such a miserable human, that you make nasty comments on someone’s selfie. Someone you don’t even foll… https://t.co/TIPyy6Niqo
Retweeted by The Real SassyI haven’t been able to think of anything nice to say today.
Retweeted by The Real SassyIt isn’t my job to point out everyone’s faults. Apparently.
Retweeted by The Real SassyWe exist in moments, nothing more.
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9/29
2019
@beerjudge1320 https://t.co/bNcqZxKOZa @EV1LD3ADP1NH3AD https://t.co/tHXzGAIG1VMen will never understand the struggle of long hair & lip gloss on a windy day.Love it when you find people who sync into your vibe...
Retweeted by The Real Sassyit's been a million lifetimes, i can still taste you.
Retweeted by The Real SassyYour bullshit is not worth my sanity.
Retweeted by The Real SassyWe’ve all at some point wasted our time and effort on people who didn’t give a single fuck about us.
Retweeted by The Real SassyI'm not the same person I was a few years ago or even 6 months ago, because shit happens. And whether we like it or… https://t.co/OJQRzzxJNX
Retweeted by The Real SassyI don't stop missing people. I don't even try to stop even when it starts hurting badly because I just don't unders… https://t.co/n7E3c7wIux
Retweeted by The Real Sassyif you love me, you will also love galactic plane of milky way. trees and mountains covered in snow and a quiet forest full of fireflies.
Retweeted by The Real SassyI liked you until I got to know you.
Retweeted by The Real SassyIf you don’t laugh together why are you even wasting your time?
Retweeted by The Real SassyPeople always leave, don’t get too attached.
Retweeted by The Real SassyDear God, Thank you for blessing my life every single day, I love you ❤❤❤❤ https://t.co/sImgfnkL5U
Retweeted by The Real SassyYellow brick roads and the girls who live at the ends of them.
Retweeted by The Real SassyI'll take you into the music with me and there's nothing you can do about it.
Retweeted by The Real SassyAlways keep a part of yourself to yourself.
Retweeted by The Real SassyI said nothing when I should have said "fuck you", for my own piece of mind. Maybe that's selfish. Maybe people ne… https://t.co/Kbp2L32tRT
Retweeted by The Real SassyNobody listens. Not even Alexa.
Retweeted by The Real Sassythis is your weekly reminder that you have survived everything that has ever happened to you
Retweeted by The Real SassyIf you can’t respect my boundaries, absolutely no matter who you are to me, I will cut you out if my life in an ins… https://t.co/Mvql5yl1Ds
Retweeted by The Real SassyWhat's the best way to shut someone up?
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9/28
2019
If you're not sure what to be for Halloween this year just go as the person you pretend to be on Twitter
Retweeted by The Real SassyDo people with Halloween decorations up already know that it’s only September?
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @Fabulous_Kimmy The oregon trail..the first comp game that i ever played. https://t.co/ehjha3gP91
9/27
2019
I just want someone to hold me the way a bitch holds a grudge
Retweeted by The Real SassyI disagreed with something someone tweeted and kept my fucking mouth shut.
Retweeted by The Real SassyI came I saw I made it awkward
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @holdmyale @JimLeitrim God must look down and think why he created us. lol Didn't these idiots know that that was b… https://t.co/mYzwlFDeuYHold my beer while I kick this light. https://t.co/ohK7nUkD4m
Retweeted by The Real SassyThought y’all should see dis. Someone should gift me an Apple Watch oooo. https://t.co/Kx3dfSDMmn
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @heykynz Paulo Coelho is that you? 😂 Jokes apart glad to know this guys dad is doing well. Great technology! https://t.co/abclaae6lXPARENTHOOD: The scariest hood you'll ever go through.She’s not just twitter crazy. She’s crazy crazy
Retweeted by The Real SassyHold my beer while I stick my finger in this table. (🎥 via @kehrleigh) https://t.co/CfF5qgEOP0
Retweeted by The Real SassyBro check this out 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/RlRlRJNVzc
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @TKthekonsept @keepingtempo That's me right there. @bgdadyspnkbtm https://t.co/1olVbAejrTI’ve slowly become the person I should have been a long time ago and I love it.
Retweeted by The Real SassySometimes I just need silence.
Retweeted by The Real Sassy @supermarkusa https://t.co/6J0ydbOufEWhen do I turn into my grandmother and start pulling money out of my bra?
Retweeted by The Real SassyThe moon is crazy tonight.
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9/26
2019

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