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She/Her. Professional Miracle Worker. Wife to my favorite idiot. Mom to two cats, the sweetest puppy, & most people I meet.

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Joined Twitter 1/17/12


I’m screaming https://t.co/bqRZiN2MnE
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoLet’s go finish this degree, I guess https://t.co/VtiiwuNBgt
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4/15
2021
WHAT https://t.co/LxN7EB6vcJok maybe not a brand but still love to see it https://t.co/e0pxGgr2sK
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoZACH GET THE CAR https://t.co/nf5D91enY1 @Sammi_Burden No, I do itThe grief catches up with you.
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoMaybe i am taking this dog parenting shit too serious https://t.co/w4ZQs2sS8n
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoThis was not the twist I expected https://t.co/LvmdgXJ1rl
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoi just think its funny when dog's eyes just go like https://t.co/N3EWUZmJ6o
Retweeted by jojo the christmas ho6-year-old divorcée https://t.co/DtYuzDULWv
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoFleeing the police is not a crime punishable by immediate execution.
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4/13
2021
how it started vs. how it's going https://t.co/bNVJDQvz1N
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoI went on vacation with my dad & while I was gone my mom gave my hamster to a blind kid. Wtf y'all are wild https://t.co/TexrZnLyA4i would like to be held like this https://t.co/FLBdxukBpg
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoCaptain America saying "you don't have jurisdiction here" while standing in a place that is not america is the perf… https://t.co/nvCLzLsdPS
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hohonestly there's like 4 types of people. babies, 14 yr olds, people who are exactly ur age, and people who are 500 years old
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoGet me out this man’s house NOW https://t.co/HKALiZzoDW
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoFinally got his own room! https://t.co/DfTc6hLrNS
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4/12
2021
my vaccine lady held out the little Moderna vial to me like a sommelier would show you a wine bottle and i sort of… https://t.co/R08ZROGr7D
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoArmy Lt. Nazario was driving his new car home. He was pulled over, pepper sprayed, and arrested without explanation… https://t.co/EBYBFQriMV
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoI accept this job description https://t.co/va1wqKMwU7
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4/11
2021
Addiction requires love — not jail.
Retweeted by jojo the christmas ho @IPSY What's the lipstick??Catbus https://t.co/VgflmGfdmf
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hothe bucket they used to all cuddle in is getting a little too small now (viralhog) https://t.co/w4fH3t9LPp
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoPoverty https://t.co/2AIWbwS4kl
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoCrying to “Fifteen” like I actually am.
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoI accept this job description https://t.co/va1wqKMwU7St. Paul in most of his letters https://t.co/Y3WfFpRu9m
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoHonestly it was really sweet of Philip to die in April so the Queen can have a hot girl summer
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoThe five-second ‘oh fuck I’m gonna have to say it’ pause is what makes this clip so very special https://t.co/Yt34k8qb2U
Retweeted by jojo the christmas ho*I grab my keys* my dog: https://t.co/iDNUetiSLj
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoGetting a day to yourself https://t.co/NTtxhqroCn
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4/10
2021
Taylor Swift is brave because if you asked me to read anything I wrote at 17 I would kill you with my bare hands
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas ho @rachelbenway Honestly, thank you. I don't want to have to watch another show in order to be able to watch my show 🙄Shut the fuck up https://t.co/hMnN2BBhkz
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoCan't wait to stare at my man tomorrow OOF https://t.co/m83vaD5xgZ @mackandzie I think I see a few stains as well??? @ali_trimbach DUDE YES!!!
4/9
2021
@BoneDoctorJD No???????https://t.co/IGPDLvCiAR
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoDudes rock https://t.co/9KpHZJg9Up
Retweeted by jojo the christmas homelting down at the discovery that hugh grant’s middle name is mungo. humongo grant. someone held a tiny newborn in… https://t.co/kfpcN4M53l
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoAll I heard of zach's conversation: "I can't wait to stick my hands in those dirty little holes again" PLEASE giv… https://t.co/wYVueHd0mQhttps://t.co/tgeQEzfplb
Retweeted by jojo the christmas ho @MidwestBasic So happy for you 🤍❤A young infant with his nurse during the Spanish influenza, later on he’d pass away https://t.co/gC0n82azZn
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoYES DADDY https://t.co/zZtJnzSHEU @MidwestBasic Your mom was dead on with this one 💀I think Jesus was probably married with kids https://t.co/Jtv5hyCGVZhttps://t.co/4rwptCbgPd
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4/8
2021
I just held a session where we yelled "FUCK." A lot. I advised my client to break shit (responsibly,) cry, rage, sl… https://t.co/0sJS5mmYylHow many times am I going to have to buy my college transcriptsMood https://t.co/TBduFruQuyMy therapist told me today “we are only needy when our needs aren’t being met” and they way that’s sat with me all day.
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoY'all, pour one out for my dad wife, who's dreams are destroyed https://t.co/po6wpANXYw
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4/7
2021
Someone bought the house of my dreams and now my dreams are dead and I am crushed. Devestated. Destroyed. @srachellle We're planning to buy a house in the next 1-3 months. My husband's family is from Cle. It will be so ni… https://t.co/bgxDQTqAd8 @Sammi_Burden Fuck yeah you are 🤟🏽 @srachellle Omg we're moving there too!please wait at *least* two weeks after you've been fully vaccinated to dramatically interrupt a performance at the… https://t.co/XH1qRYhxwK
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoGyno: what’s your tattoo say Me: it’s nothing don’t even worry about it Gyno: 🧐 “if... you can— Me: fine it says “i… https://t.co/etP9shF1Z1
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoThis lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be ev… https://t.co/6pe3kqrRih
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoI just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet .
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoFound an apartment I really liked and the only review for the building was “love the location but I got stabbed in… https://t.co/X8dVB1PSlk
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hocows fucking love music & it is the wildest thing to watch 😭 https://t.co/XpOEVIgbp2
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoahhh cats in windows https://t.co/U8LfpAolB7
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoomg went for a walk and saw this man taking a picture of all his dogs and i almost cried https://t.co/2iqdUdY8Ph
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4/6
2021
i like that in john's account of the resurrection he makes sure to note the fact that he outran peter on the way to… https://t.co/LkkAE5reHI
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4/5
2021
@allie_wonderly Saturdays are for doing nothing or else they are SADurdays lol @allie_wonderly Allie sleep in wtfgetting a lobotomy
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoWhew they say raise up a child but I have to say, when I looked at her Social Studies classwork today I did not exp… https://t.co/FSYjl9YOGK
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoIdk what to say anymore https://t.co/Ms4ZCrsn69
Retweeted by jojo the christmas ho @srachellle 100%!!!!!I am back, bitches https://t.co/pi07pwZipP
4/3
2021
just bringing awareness to these shirts that ashland university students created for sexual assault awareness month https://t.co/xloOdeOvc9
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoJesus was crucified today and people are sending me emails I am mourning, please!
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Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoLmaooooo https://t.co/DJK6y0tPnZ
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4/2
2021
Johnson & Johnson used their experience making 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner to design their vaccine.
Retweeted by jojo the christmas hoKnives Out 2 is filming in Greece and I have an idea https://t.co/3NPLmBiA70
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4/1
2021
I SAW A FREAKING WHALE FROM A PLANE AND THE PHOTO IS BAD AND I DONT CARE https://t.co/A9lEMNsRqT
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3/31
2021

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