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Had a tweet go viral one time in 2014, steadily avoiding repeat incidents ever since

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@MyOwnVelouria @timeshighered Aw crumbs, it's paywalledJust introducing my villagers to some mid-20th century experimental tunes https://t.co/byXelV9lss
5/26
2020
There are really two pandemics working against us simultaneously: COVID-19 OLIGARCHY-1% One can be dealt with sen… https://t.co/0q2SPfnV4C
Retweeted by Squinky™Strangers on the 'Net: we try our hardest to reignite your 90s nostalgia with this fanfic forum game. https://t.co/icpbpAJKHa
Retweeted by Squinky™Kids these days will never know the hardships of each week having to overcook a fresh hardboiled egg yolk for the c… https://t.co/7wvjZL6d6O
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5/22
2020
Somehow @TheSquink games always slip under my radar until they hit me in the face. Love this: "control a pair of r… https://t.co/FEWckwopXb
Retweeted by Squinky™imagine a future where a person's weight can't be used to humiliate them https://t.co/LL7PnDyzNG
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5/19
2020
@ZiggyVertigo Reasonably alive with an everpresent undercurrent of existential dreadI can't be relied on for a lot these days, but I promise you I will always give an honest answer whenever anyone asks "how are you?"
5/16
2020
@IronCurtaiNYC I don't remember, actually! Could have been Saharah, could have been from the store (either mine or… https://t.co/K0tq8spb9i @LaurakBuzz Thank you for playing and for telling me so! Those kinds of comments mean a lot to me especially in These Times 💖
5/13
2020
@Noel_Brett That one was my first acquisition! I could not even with those eyebrowsMy forged art collection is coming along! https://t.co/qtH79mNfjp
5/12
2020
I'm giving a talk soon! Also, how is it almost June already? What is time? https://t.co/J16nXhZieQ @lukaslikeswords Thanks! It's got built-in white noise!
5/11
2020
So, I unlocked terraforming and then this happened... https://t.co/393NdoO1OT
5/10
2020
This is legit what it feels like removing exclamation marks from emails ok 😩👌💦 https://t.co/5HKS6aJTsW
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5/7
2020
Please take the time to read this incredible thread by the organisers of @GWU_Montreal.✨ Don't forget they are stre… https://t.co/PAuwuyT8P8
Retweeted by Squinky™Celebrating history: May Day is short for Mayonnaise Dayonnaise, the first woman to organize a workers’ strike in 1932 rural Wyoming.
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5/1
2020
@inurashii @metasynthie I mean, I already have enough trouble with it outside of the confines of a screen @metasynthie I answered "not knowing when to talk" but I would also include difficulty understanding what people ar… https://t.co/snfjMhWWPQ
4/30
2020
I am a little too amused by this cat food commercial that just started playing on my literal apple TV https://t.co/JWeLuPCm8o
4/29
2020
I can't stop looking at these sassy eyebrows and giggling @xfoml Yeah, it's a puzzle where you have to buy the authentic ones, but I really want to collect the fakes and mak… https://t.co/Msmuj0OMn9Yay, my first piece of fake art! https://t.co/xiCxFPY2Cx
4/27
2020
TFW your neurotypical partner finds out there is no such thing as autistic manic pixie dream girls 😂 https://t.co/O0F5Mx8ePK
Retweeted by Squinky™Please note that I only started playing Animal Crossing a week ago, so this will probably take quite a bit of time.… https://t.co/Qgb2Ov8MwMMy long-term Animal Crossing goal: make an art exhibition in my town that consists only of fakes
4/25
2020
I guess I'm part of this thing that just launched, huh? Anyway, you can now hire me and others to zoombomb your bor… https://t.co/cLlpz6ujQTToday in nostalgic graphic design https://t.co/o53ZWNPbHN
4/24
2020
I'm a bit late to the party, but I have Animal Crossing now! If you would like to cross animals together sometime a… https://t.co/WQ4WCnf5NG
4/23
2020
up until "unionizing" it seems like it's going to say "spreading COVID" which is why you should be super wary of pa… https://t.co/MKH4olCWwo
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4/21
2020
This is the only pic I have of when I was 20, enjoy https://t.co/cKN9b1tDdT
4/17
2020
@mykola Oh my goodness OF COURSE @zoyander And there are different levels of friendship, many of which fall into "we don't have a level of investmen… https://t.co/A5EvZN91Gc @zoyander Good points! Maybe I don't actually dislike networking so much as dislike being forced into neurotypical… https://t.co/2uHKBi3fldOh no, I had to make a phone call this morning and now my whole day is ruined
4/16
2020
Sam & Max Hit the Road (1993) https://t.co/QP3MoN9tdb
Retweeted by Squinky™Some good threads in here! https://t.co/vPfIVmsXlj
4/14
2020
IFTF’s annual conference about narrative games of all sorts, @NarraScope, is free and online this year, and has pub… https://t.co/O4i3y2LmL0
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4/13
2020
Not sure why I wasn't supporting @TheSquink on Patreon prior to now. They're such an important voice in games - ple… https://t.co/LuvVAkwe5d
Retweeted by Squinky™How are zoom parties even more exhausting than regular parties? How is that even possible?
4/12
2020
"hold in your farts or die", the second installment in the SECOND PUBERTY series, is now complete! Read my thought… https://t.co/MhjQibE3FW
Retweeted by Squinky™"uwu you shouldn't steal from corporations pls be nice" https://t.co/GUIFMAC7yE
Retweeted by Squinky™"hold in your farts or die", the second installment in the SECOND PUBERTY series, is now complete! Read my thought… https://t.co/MhjQibE3FW
4/10
2020
I was just reminded that I was in Berlin this time last year and it feels so weird that international travel used to be a thing
4/9
2020
I can’t stop thinking about how we’re all about to be stuck at home for months and no one wants re-watch Game of Th… https://t.co/nQL3A4Rbv4
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4/8
2020
@JDespland This is why I probably won't get to play it until everyone else gets bored of it, as has been the case with past Animal CrossingsIt's probably good for my mental health that I have someone to make sure I get up at a reasonable time every mornin… https://t.co/jrKP6nqFLu
4/7
2020
@CatherineOmega Accurate!Tabletop roleplaying is fun as long as everyone is willing to admit that what we're doing is basically the same thing as playing Barbies
4/6
2020
@emilybuckshot Thanks for sharing! I've come to similar conclusions about people in my own life, and it feels like… https://t.co/TP0o83TRfNI made ya'll some memes for the current mood. https://t.co/ghQFH3M0bF
Retweeted by Squinky™Uh, so I decided to watch Cats and then this came out of my brain, I don't know what happened https://t.co/7W1cqEXdoT
4/3
2020
I heard this from a co-worker: You are not "working from home", you are "at home during a crisis, trying to work".… https://t.co/quYUWOtVEc
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4/2
2020
This is the year to learn from autistic people what it means to be autistic, how to support autistic children, and… https://t.co/L8ze2efc2z
Retweeted by Squinky™It's the 5-year anniversary of the first day of Selfie Game: The Movie: The Game: Song of my Selfie footage shootin… https://t.co/GA75KSsdSo
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4/1
2020
Non-exhaustive list of things I cannot currently deal with: - toxic positivity - boring zoom meetings - the grocery… https://t.co/TPGZQ0amU9Useful primer on the benefits of masks. A recommendation from CDC for consumers to wear cotton masks (with guidelin… https://t.co/zoLQ4PaqoI
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3/30
2020
Young Squinky: when I grow up, I want to live on a private island but with a really good internet connection! Present-day Squinky: ...
3/26
2020
"Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor… https://t.co/hI9IAFoBI9
Retweeted by Squinky™ @GoLoDro Sure but no rush! And thanks so much for offering! @jennatar Maybe it's time for me to replay a bunch of Lucasarts adventure games? @gamesandbowties Yeah, like normally I'm okay with covering my eyes and stuff if the movie is otherwise good, but I… https://t.co/B5T6uFeaY2Tried to watch Knives Out but had to turn it off because I'm emetophobic and can't handle the extra anxiety at this… https://t.co/Iog9K7i3YfWriting a book? Need a copy editor? I just completed the University of Chicago's editing certificate program and I'… https://t.co/aEkhAidkPt
Retweeted by Squinky™So we're doing The Trolley Problem but the most important thing is to save the trolley
Retweeted by Squinky™At this rate I’ll *never* get to walk into a bar with a minister and a priest.
Retweeted by Squinky™ @lukaslikeswords So many livejournal memes I never tagged anyone in
3/24
2020
Quarantine, day 8: https://t.co/VZycpDmLM5
Retweeted by Squinky™Seems like the reason we're in this timeline is because I didn't pass along a chain letter I was sent back in 1998 - sorry, everyone
3/23
2020
@rebelwerewolf I don't know how much more or less I'm accomplishing than usual, but I do appreciate having somewhat… https://t.co/5K1G8Z7G9C @twoqueersplay I mean, I haven't actually had that in a long time anyway, but now it's just gotten worse, hahaI barely have any concept of time anymore
3/22
2020
We’re canceling April fools this year right? Because honestly just... what’s the joke? Haha the world is okay and I… https://t.co/5KtzBum4pY
Retweeted by Squinky™people with PTSD and cPTSD who appear calm and relaxed right now - what you're seeing isn't "smugness". we're not e… https://t.co/TaeavqX4wG
Retweeted by Squinky™Friends: What will you do with all your time in quarantine? Me: Probably go bowling with my cat. Friends: But you… https://t.co/BVNVZmZfXB
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3/21
2020
Yay, I'm glad people like this! I'll probably start working on it after I finish the game with the rainbow farts, p… https://t.co/InFEq2gKDUTired: Attending Zoom meetings. Wired: Make the virtual background a video of you listening, loop it, and go nap… https://t.co/SbiNI0qMO8
Retweeted by Squinky™I can’t even process this… Amazon — you know, the one run by the richest man, the one whose sales have shot up du… https://t.co/Mw5vkkVY3d
Retweeted by Squinky™Maybe it's finally time to build that video chat art installation idea I've had for years, where people's chat wind… https://t.co/YWBj9jmajuElon Musk saying "I'll make ventilators IF there's a shortage" is like your partner looking at you holding a scream… https://t.co/xegQHddc4a
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3/20
2020
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Retweeted by Squinky™ @Trumgottist I am!https://t.co/Yw7XcqkVvZ
Retweeted by Squinky™solitude exposure therapy trials have begun, the studies look promising, we may have overdone it on the sample pool… https://t.co/Ti434fmHWN
Retweeted by Squinky™Folks, this café in Little Italy is a worker’s co-op & needs to raise quite a bit of money to stay open. The loss o… https://t.co/nqKKSAxDpc
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3/19
2020
Given how inevitable a pandemic like this was -- and the high probability that we were never going to fund pandemic… https://t.co/cjLys3fiAQ
Retweeted by Squinky™This is amazing https://t.co/1yBEBMNKrhThere should only be two responses to a bailout request. If it's a vital industry, nationalize it and keep the wor… https://t.co/IiY21J6gso
Retweeted by Squinky™“The Bubonic Plague’s impact resulted in wide-ranging social, economic, cultural, and religious changes. These chan… https://t.co/v1moshdeIx
Retweeted by Squinky™close your eyes. imagine how you think a penguin walks down stairs. wrong. it’s better than that https://t.co/fYzoiin5vb
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3/18
2020
Wives of world leaders keep testing positive. Just a remarkable coincidence that the leaders never test positive. https://t.co/7WTcIO7gwi
Retweeted by Squinky™Weird how people who are generally well-compensated for their labor are free to stay home and dick around on twitte… https://t.co/39uYu9iBIG
Retweeted by Squinky™Now is a good time to rethink how we live in relation to the natural world around us, there are some "normals" we d… https://t.co/pnArk8LR2V
Retweeted by Squinky™ @jekagames 100% yes!And to be honest, even though I'm dealing with a lot of passive suicidal ideation (the most effective social distan… https://t.co/01GYnr9XdRI'm not okay right now. No one is, and there is absolutely no point in pretending otherwise. It's not only okay to… https://t.co/IePAeRk2eA
3/17
2020

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