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2/26
2021
2021
Anyway, God didn't make gender, we did, and we did a shit job of it. It's like worst fitting, most limiting costumes ever made.
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @stephenjmcmanus OH MY GOD
THIS IS IT https://t.co/8mMvRyYiE8 @gameism Yep I should take a picWhat stage of single parenting is it when you buy matching YouTuber merch for you and your teenager @ChrisRunDev It doesn't have to be.
The narrative cannot continue to be:
* immigrants are evil
* nothing can be done @Imperial_Arthur (at a time) @Imperial_Arthur We can have ONEThereās plenty of money, yāall. We have to get this through our headsif liberal leaders can't solve babies in cages then I guess it's an unsolvable problem
NO. what you do is, you takā¦ https://t.co/KMJjzbZ1CEYES MY CURRENT MENTAL STATE IS JUST ONE OF THOSE TIME LAPSE CLIPS OF A PLANT WILTING BUT I AM POSITIVE ANOTHER SADā¦ https://t.co/AJUuH79cLz
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoObviously had to make a new #ATLA impression video to celebrate the news!!! Literally could cry Iām so excited forā¦ https://t.co/DfMZTZ0guG
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoMy diet has been exemplary for almost fifty days and I'm fitting into some lovely new outfits but it's only going tā¦ https://t.co/A3XgsdhMxiAnd ZERO MUSICALS, so we had to handle that ourselves too. https://t.co/Mtd3L4NevW
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoVery simple to explain why more people are identifying as trans or gay or whatever than generations past, here's aā¦ https://t.co/CdDOZQx6vu
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoAnother example: Hereās Ted Cruz on his phone while the Former Chief of Police Steven Sund testifies about the insuā¦ https://t.co/fDSgCby9ql
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoYou can have Black hair in @GuildWars2! Love the variety of options here! https://t.co/RNjtBuVuKC
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @UebelVanessa I'll look into it and if I choose that one, I'll tell you first!
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @stephenjmcmanus OH MY GOD
THIS IS IT https://t.co/8mMvRyYiE8 @gameism Yep I should take a picWhat stage of single parenting is it when you buy matching YouTuber merch for you and your teenager @ChrisRunDev It doesn't have to be.
The narrative cannot continue to be:
* immigrants are evil
* nothing can be done @Imperial_Arthur (at a time) @Imperial_Arthur We can have ONEThereās plenty of money, yāall. We have to get this through our headsif liberal leaders can't solve babies in cages then I guess it's an unsolvable problem
NO. what you do is, you takā¦ https://t.co/KMJjzbZ1CEYES MY CURRENT MENTAL STATE IS JUST ONE OF THOSE TIME LAPSE CLIPS OF A PLANT WILTING BUT I AM POSITIVE ANOTHER SADā¦ https://t.co/AJUuH79cLz Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoObviously had to make a new #ATLA impression video to celebrate the news!!! Literally could cry Iām so excited forā¦ https://t.co/DfMZTZ0guG Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoMy diet has been exemplary for almost fifty days and I'm fitting into some lovely new outfits but it's only going tā¦ https://t.co/A3XgsdhMxiAnd ZERO MUSICALS, so we had to handle that ourselves too. https://t.co/Mtd3L4NevW Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoVery simple to explain why more people are identifying as trans or gay or whatever than generations past, here's aā¦ https://t.co/CdDOZQx6vu Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoAnother example: Hereās Ted Cruz on his phone while the Former Chief of Police Steven Sund testifies about the insuā¦ https://t.co/fDSgCby9ql Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoYou can have Black hair in @GuildWars2! Love the variety of options here! https://t.co/RNjtBuVuKC Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @UebelVanessa I'll look into it and if I choose that one, I'll tell you first!
2/25
2021
2021
@DiceQueenDi "Well my wife said she'd consider taking me back if I went to couple's therapy, and I asked her if theā¦ https://t.co/5tZWxJin7y
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoLiterally the best advice I've gotten all week https://t.co/LiYQsyMvCT
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoThis is a @oreinai callout https://t.co/uthMEUGU97https://t.co/2aUwUE4qy3 https://t.co/EwGAq6kkcLEight years ago, I sketched a small orange bird in my notebook (wanting to add some life to my project) and named hā¦ https://t.co/jJLcdgtm92
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @Tweet_Dec @Most Big time thisThis is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing Iāve seen all week https://t.co/OOAblOwomM
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @Shadesogrey @dweebikus @The_M_Leger Depends on the item level tbh @Shadesogrey @dweebikus @The_M_Leger I could use a burrito tbh @olandgren @itsmarksopp I gotta witness this @Imperial_Arthur And yet we both escaped it š @dweebikus @The_M_Leger Welp time for another Dave Run @UebelVanessa Thanks! @Eckitis WHOAI must learn who this is so that I can become her https://t.co/80ODcLEUEE @olandgren @itsmarksopp Is he oofing or āTime to give him a taste of his own medicine https://t.co/BsbDEkk1KS
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @TheJamesBJones For me, LA wasnāt home. It was MAKING it. @dweebikus But what loot do you dropIām so in love with LA https://t.co/V6TqtafpkGCan I pet your dog https://t.co/fgQcYFtYsWLook at this dogās FACE https://t.co/bsOp61DpLCI want one of those delivery box things where you get surprise produce and āuglyā fruits and veggies. What should I get? @Jbug33 @ElainaCScott This is AMAZINGI ā oh no https://t.co/fILoYkVUALlogic https://t.co/PJMynJ3J2UWhY aRE yOU cOmPLaINinG bout BiDEnnn iF yoU vOTEd hIm iN??!
Cause weāre not a cult or just blindly following whateā¦ https://t.co/qfG0yQARJu
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoOne point five trillion dollars in military-industrial welfare to produce a plane that doesn't work for a war thatā¦ https://t.co/Ej1jJw2ggs
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoI never bought a hat so fast https://t.co/x1luujMo4hIāM TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!
If you retweet this video, Iāll print your name on a shirtā¦ https://t.co/rNYeq4Re5X
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @Zorbrix This world https://t.co/5FvjWriqpcGonna watch this every morning https://t.co/oopBSr03TZDo not buy things via click-thru ads. Go to Etsy directly to buy. https://t.co/Z42mqjPTNh
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoBlack women are just way too cool for me š https://t.co/UzNq1yYu8p
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @tomabernathy https://t.co/imrmecvfjP @iamleonardwu https://t.co/XmKyGLLcCf @iamchris https://t.co/BILoaUXZkH @Imperial_Arthur Midboss at best @jcluther https://t.co/hGsIIqgbiY @sonofrudd Way too many HP; I gotta level more @joemag_games https://t.co/wkrW5h6oSuPost an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics. https://t.co/VOqrzk7h6z https://t.co/8ovyKIUizWThis whole thread but ESPECIALLY THIS. This, all day. This. https://t.co/qc961hL6yU @MattFnWallace Betrayal by your mentors is part of the human experience. It's painful. It's how we rise.
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoLiterally the best advice I've gotten all week https://t.co/LiYQsyMvCT Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoThis is a @oreinai callout https://t.co/uthMEUGU97https://t.co/2aUwUE4qy3 https://t.co/EwGAq6kkcLEight years ago, I sketched a small orange bird in my notebook (wanting to add some life to my project) and named hā¦ https://t.co/jJLcdgtm92 Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @Tweet_Dec @Most Big time thisThis is super cursed and also the funniest goddamn thing Iāve seen all week https://t.co/OOAblOwomM Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @Shadesogrey @dweebikus @The_M_Leger Depends on the item level tbh @Shadesogrey @dweebikus @The_M_Leger I could use a burrito tbh @olandgren @itsmarksopp I gotta witness this @Imperial_Arthur And yet we both escaped it š @dweebikus @The_M_Leger Welp time for another Dave Run @UebelVanessa Thanks! @Eckitis WHOAI must learn who this is so that I can become her https://t.co/80ODcLEUEE @olandgren @itsmarksopp Is he oofing or āTime to give him a taste of his own medicine https://t.co/BsbDEkk1KS Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @TheJamesBJones For me, LA wasnāt home. It was MAKING it. @dweebikus But what loot do you dropIām so in love with LA https://t.co/V6TqtafpkGCan I pet your dog https://t.co/fgQcYFtYsWLook at this dogās FACE https://t.co/bsOp61DpLCI want one of those delivery box things where you get surprise produce and āuglyā fruits and veggies. What should I get? @Jbug33 @ElainaCScott This is AMAZINGI ā oh no https://t.co/fILoYkVUALlogic https://t.co/PJMynJ3J2UWhY aRE yOU cOmPLaINinG bout BiDEnnn iF yoU vOTEd hIm iN??!
Cause weāre not a cult or just blindly following whateā¦ https://t.co/qfG0yQARJu Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoOne point five trillion dollars in military-industrial welfare to produce a plane that doesn't work for a war thatā¦ https://t.co/Ej1jJw2ggs Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoI never bought a hat so fast https://t.co/x1luujMo4hIāM TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there!
If you retweet this video, Iāll print your name on a shirtā¦ https://t.co/rNYeq4Re5X Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @Zorbrix This world https://t.co/5FvjWriqpcGonna watch this every morning https://t.co/oopBSr03TZDo not buy things via click-thru ads. Go to Etsy directly to buy. https://t.co/Z42mqjPTNh Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoBlack women are just way too cool for me š https://t.co/UzNq1yYu8p Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @tomabernathy https://t.co/imrmecvfjP @iamleonardwu https://t.co/XmKyGLLcCf @iamchris https://t.co/BILoaUXZkH @Imperial_Arthur Midboss at best @jcluther https://t.co/hGsIIqgbiY @sonofrudd Way too many HP; I gotta level more @joemag_games https://t.co/wkrW5h6oSuPost an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics. https://t.co/VOqrzk7h6z https://t.co/8ovyKIUizWThis whole thread but ESPECIALLY THIS. This, all day. This. https://t.co/qc961hL6yU @MattFnWallace Betrayal by your mentors is part of the human experience. It's painful. It's how we rise.
2/24
2021
2021
He'll be back https://t.co/gVed1FmZH3THE NEW USPS CAR DESIGN IS SO CUTE??????? https://t.co/qVqlaWmh8O https://t.co/Mls31PXgP6
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @mattsophos https://t.co/255BpVogRoI don't eat bread but I poke a baguette out of my bag anyway so people will think I'm delightfully Frenchā¦ https://t.co/xbxSslo7tTthread! https://t.co/OBcJ1CGmTP @mattsophos Yup. And it's time for me to watch it again. @MattFnWallace @missdefying I was SO confused š @missdefying @MattFnWallace Oh my god. Me too. @mattsophos I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I will throw myself from the highest turret!The way he follows me to the kitchen when I cook and falls asleep š https://t.co/5bGRpS3na4My ears trying to hold my two masks, glasses, air pods and cute earrings https://t.co/AX3uqU3nPO
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @MattFnWallace The groomer put it there so I am writing her into my will @MattFnWallace It's SO GOOD. @MattFnWallace This is the dang truth. Also I havenāt finished watching the animated series.He smells so good and he has a kicky bandana https://t.co/d6sJItkV7c @Spac3Gh0s7_ Congratulations!!! @MattFnWallace I am now desperate both for that sandwich and to watch that movie again @MattFnWallace https://t.co/MT7mJhcwqUI am gonna tip the hell outta this dog groomer https://t.co/JmaiojZLDL @gamedevconnie Thereās some Jessica Jones and Loki but I think they all work @ahoymehearties šMembers of the Chimbu tribe in Papua New Guinea https://t.co/Roy2MSbtNB
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoGood morning https://t.co/xndCpAhUF3 @Notoriously_BIG This is my true form https://t.co/vHEmxbS9DF @Wiisak Legit https://t.co/hRNtXTb1a6 @Aernath Ok I like this a lot @wenia6killer Close enough!The way daft punk flipped the sample for one more time is still so crazy to me https://t.co/WIbKWKa1CD
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @thetomzone Why would you dig this out
Why wouldnāt you surrender this evil eternally to the elements @BeardedManSam I'm on board @andrewhair from what I see in the gifs this is legit https://t.co/cYcHxkcger @Peter_Fries no Peter no stop oh god @gameism *scrolls through own profile in a daze*I'm not super MCU familiar so someone needs to tell me which character is my vibeMe in three years https://t.co/mCZsl8birpthinkin' about......................pizza cheese from older cartoons. you know the kind https://t.co/HZ3U4IINQ6
Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoFive years ago this week I was alone in Bologna having tagliatelle for every meal.
Please someone in Bologna, send me a teleport @tomabernathy https://t.co/g034QR8KfQ
Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @mattsophos https://t.co/255BpVogRoI don't eat bread but I poke a baguette out of my bag anyway so people will think I'm delightfully Frenchā¦ https://t.co/xbxSslo7tTthread! https://t.co/OBcJ1CGmTP @mattsophos Yup. And it's time for me to watch it again. @MattFnWallace @missdefying I was SO confused š @missdefying @MattFnWallace Oh my god. Me too. @mattsophos I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I will throw myself from the highest turret!The way he follows me to the kitchen when I cook and falls asleep š https://t.co/5bGRpS3na4My ears trying to hold my two masks, glasses, air pods and cute earrings https://t.co/AX3uqU3nPO Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @MattFnWallace The groomer put it there so I am writing her into my will @MattFnWallace It's SO GOOD. @MattFnWallace This is the dang truth. Also I havenāt finished watching the animated series.He smells so good and he has a kicky bandana https://t.co/d6sJItkV7c @Spac3Gh0s7_ Congratulations!!! @MattFnWallace I am now desperate both for that sandwich and to watch that movie again @MattFnWallace https://t.co/MT7mJhcwqUI am gonna tip the hell outta this dog groomer https://t.co/JmaiojZLDL @gamedevconnie Thereās some Jessica Jones and Loki but I think they all work @ahoymehearties šMembers of the Chimbu tribe in Papua New Guinea https://t.co/Roy2MSbtNB Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoGood morning https://t.co/xndCpAhUF3 @Notoriously_BIG This is my true form https://t.co/vHEmxbS9DF @Wiisak Legit https://t.co/hRNtXTb1a6 @Aernath Ok I like this a lot @wenia6killer Close enough!The way daft punk flipped the sample for one more time is still so crazy to me https://t.co/WIbKWKa1CD Retweeted by Sarah Arellano @thetomzone Why would you dig this out
Why wouldnāt you surrender this evil eternally to the elements @BeardedManSam I'm on board @andrewhair from what I see in the gifs this is legit https://t.co/cYcHxkcger @Peter_Fries no Peter no stop oh god @gameism *scrolls through own profile in a daze*I'm not super MCU familiar so someone needs to tell me which character is my vibeMe in three years https://t.co/mCZsl8birpthinkin' about......................pizza cheese from older cartoons. you know the kind https://t.co/HZ3U4IINQ6 Retweeted by Sarah ArellanoFive years ago this week I was alone in Bologna having tagliatelle for every meal.
Please someone in Bologna, send me a teleport @tomabernathy https://t.co/g034QR8KfQ
2/23
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2021
