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Part time imaginary friend. Creator of @BlackSunShow. Contributing lunatic to https://t.co/nQObhNtub1. He/him. Writings at https://t.co/i3rkpAp1IY…

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Joined Twitter 3/27/12


My face when I read $750 https://t.co/USa11qkY5z
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyA Republican who is voting for Joe sent this to me and said it was circulating in a Facebook group of hers with oth… https://t.co/Kb0629gzom
Retweeted by Brendan Foleyif a blair witch ever tried to do blair witch shit to me i would knock its ass out
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyTo summarize the NYT story: Trump got a bunch of $ from his daddy. He lost it all, but then he got paid hundreds of… https://t.co/vzz9pEwNPy
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyTough fucking Sunday for the orange dipshit, huh? https://t.co/EZVVM2AJxXHow many fucking actors had to have their entire mouths re-designed per Bruckheimer’s demands? Cruise, Affleck, and… https://t.co/nvIAJItT4yThe first two THOR movies are perfectly fun and while RAGNAROK is great it’s not so great that it’s not something o… https://t.co/NFFCNCTvqwi think about paul rudd in the between two ferns movie a lot https://t.co/eC0uk0ME1n
Retweeted by Brendan Foley @Thomwade Yeah, I don’t think there’s anything truly malicious in that joke. But...yeah.q: will i ever get over this sequence from PADDINGTON 2 a: literally never https://t.co/Nhvr9BnDXr
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyMarty teaching black people how to play rock'n'roll is still a fucking bummer though. https://t.co/GdGDoK0ouhI've just found out what Dune is called in Denmark & I am pleased to announce - https://t.co/eEHke8xd09
Retweeted by Brendan Foleyoh wow Charles Grodin _really_ wants to fuck a pig.
Retweeted by Brendan Foley(Maybe this was always obvious to the rest of you, but like I said it's been a bit.)It's much less "WOW THE 50S WERE SO GREAT AND THE 80S ARE SO GROSS AND SQUALID" and much more "No matter how bright… https://t.co/4v2PkcSDgfMan, I always enjoyed BTTF while rolling my eyes at its obvious fetishization of '50s cookie-cutter Americana. But… https://t.co/TFMkAUrp2fTrump as he’s declared the winner in 2016 realizing all his past 3-card monte games were up for public scrutiny. https://t.co/qFZbhHo8xf
Retweeted by Brendan Foleycan’t even think of a caption, I’m just absolutely over the moon about these pics https://t.co/pZaO0NKg2X
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9/28
2020
Michael J. Fox is three years older than Crispin Glover. https://t.co/w2S0yNzNCfWatching BACK TO THE FUTURE. Been proooooooooobably a decade (if not more?) since I’ve seen it.Seriously though, "His fans won't care" is really not the point right now.
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyFor like four straight years almost every day has been a full-blown carnival of fuckery, and I suspect all of us wh… https://t.co/qwwoWYh7jN
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyWho gives a flying fuck if Trump-voters won’t care that he’s a tax-cheat. I don’t really give a fuck what Trump-vot… https://t.co/Z6D0Zuf0bzokay but who among us *hasn't* run for president of the united states in a desperate and ultimately too successful… https://t.co/Ur6umgiJ1M
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyThis tax thing is 1000% not the least bit surprising but I’ll confess that having it confirmed is 1000% more infuri… https://t.co/fN5dKJe7ii
Retweeted by Brendan Foleywhy the fuck does he stand like that https://t.co/WapccbiSJGHe pays less taxes than my mother does!! And she’s a volunteer social worker in San Francisco!! Wtf!!! 🤬 https://t.co/5zApn9IrS7
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyABC: His taxes CNN: His taxes Animal Planet: His taxes Cartoon Network: His taxes FOX News: Hearty fall soup rec… https://t.co/Ng2skpiKhC
Retweeted by Brendan Foleyif you peek into my skull you will see Daniel Craig in a trench coat saying “I suspect FOUL PLAY” and nothing more
Retweeted by Brendan Foleyhttps://t.co/CKcqKsWhTt https://t.co/BkiZ6yJz9ONot to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we… https://t.co/1t2rHftGOk
Retweeted by Brendan Foley @faceyouhate Gotta go see the bear.Anyone signing a petition alongside Glimmer these days deserves to have their legacy tossed. https://t.co/meR6TxLCqjI adore practical, but it's not an absolute. For instance, I've shot giant tentacles as much as anyone &, after man… https://t.co/FNuqtMCsLy
Retweeted by Brendan Foleyusing my last free article for the month https://t.co/K5Au1RnlYr
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyHoward Shore https://t.co/n8UYNWn69p
Retweeted by Brendan Foley @TheGripmonster “Caring about things is stupid” is not really a comedic perspective I have much interest in anymore.Who wants to bet that the eventual SOUTH PARK episode about COVID is about how masks are stupid. https://t.co/YTg5Ukt56TBoromir’s immense “come at me bro” energy https://t.co/OpDx4kU5Yk
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyRemember that @TheRock has deep military connections, knows the pulse of those serving. He is highly rational. Very… https://t.co/gAZYJ5BCFG
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Retweeted by Brendan FoleyClint Mansell https://t.co/Z1DUOiGSddThank you @TheRock for your support at this critical moment for our nation. You said it best: This election is abo… https://t.co/F1FbQvtWtn
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyEthan Hawke gives an incredible — and enormous — performance as John Brown in the Showtime miniseries… https://t.co/V3tVa0yBoI
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyThe weirdest compliment I ever recieved was when my dad's good artist buddy came to visit and told me the only pers… https://t.co/eZqXhhPpJd
Retweeted by Brendan Foleyfellas, is it gay to perceive the self? https://t.co/OBkReZuwKA
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyMy wife got this papoose/sling thing for our ridiculously spoiled cat and now when we're cooking the cat throws tem… https://t.co/MYh7nyZ8ZG
Retweeted by Brendan Foley @BLCAgnew If only it had a proper ending, I’d argue for it as a no-bullshit new classic of YA horror. The Pale Lady… https://t.co/9LZERNDf06Yup. https://t.co/YXrv73xCbaI change mine every year, but if'n I had to pick just *one* that I know would always slap on All Hallow's? SCARY S… https://t.co/4iUiMFASbo
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyAs a political independent & centrist, I’ve voted for both parties in the past. In this critical presidential elect… https://t.co/xWnR9xbJzA
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyManatees being feed sweet potatoes, while looking like sweet potatoes https://t.co/prqWQBTJDN
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyHaven't had one brunch at all in 2020 and still can't afford a house just starting to think the boomers were full of shit
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyIf anyone thought Hot Fuzz was far fetched; may I present my home town (ahem ‘smallest city in England’) of Wells,… https://t.co/f9V64WEe4w
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9/27
2020
“You know, Homer. It's very easy to criticise." "Fun, too." https://t.co/cboJ8Ts1og
Retweeted by Brendan Foley#OverTheMoon is a beautiful, touching musical with gorgeous animation. It's a delightful film exploring the power o… https://t.co/S0VA76qE0Q
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyFYI: CRAWL still slaps. If you’re not one of the seven of us who saw it in theaters, catch it on Hulu now. It’s a g… https://t.co/hPRUa31ZvF
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyAlways takes my breath away whenever Demme has his characters look right into the camera. https://t.co/F4PY0xGCnA
Retweeted by Brendan Foleyme when david lynch finds out ive watched his movies on an iphone https://t.co/ZppGvVbNOm
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyWalk Hard is on Netflix and it really feels like we made it this year and now people are finally seeing it. It’s s… https://t.co/x51AQNFOYb
Retweeted by Brendan FoleySeeing Keira Knightley outside of a period piece is like running into a teacher outside of school.
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyI'll wait until we get harder numbers before I write about this, but it can be argued that MULAN's merely okay PVOD… https://t.co/CaVJtBOxmi
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Retweeted by Brendan FoleyI was absolutely in despair about everything today and then I heard about this kid who sent firefighters a Baby Yod… https://t.co/RA0vfu5xVF
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyYes. And when I first started pitching "The Farewell," it was the Chinese companies that insisted I include a white… https://t.co/6gGjzLmCqh
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyCatching up on 'Bad Boys for Life' a.k.a. Too Old For This Shit (a way better title) and they did the 360 pan on Mi… https://t.co/GLtZt5wBfr
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyOh to be a fat bear, face-down in a giant pile of apples https://t.co/iD6BQ21p8g
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyIt's Mark Hamill's birthday, so here's a reminder that he appears in one of our favorite TV episodes of 2020:… https://t.co/D8mJLi770G
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9/26
2020
Send us a spooky pitch Cinepunx at gmail We want to feature your horrifying ideas https://t.co/iAxCNXiCiH
Retweeted by Brendan Foleywhat https://t.co/59nhFBMO5S“If you look for the light, you will often find it. But if you look for the dark that is all you will ever see.”… https://t.co/UfDbnhhDcS
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyThe first running-free superhero show. https://t.co/0biGNFzSx8Everyone watch THE CHANGELING this October and EDUCATE YOURSELVES. https://t.co/jtF7aBlsgNEvery heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushe… https://t.co/hDxN3j3KQg
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyNot to brag, but this year’s Two Cents Trick’r’Treat line-up is SICK. @VforVashaw and myself have one heckuva an October planned.I've come to find Sherlock Holmes' unpredictable outbursts of deductive acrobatics... a bit predictable. And exhaus… https://t.co/b9eM1BHzOD
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyAnd yet in one of the biggest hair discrimination cases which sanctioned employers barring Black women from wearing… https://t.co/l2j7qSvrWC
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyDid you know Cornrows were used to help slaves escape slavery? Slaves used cornrows to transfer and create maps to… https://t.co/l2UYPOiyqk
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyThe most satisfying villain death, bar none. https://t.co/3bI9kOYO5lTrapt. https://t.co/EQaMUJey1u
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyI think a lot abt van helsing werewolves to this day https://t.co/tUogw4swXo
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyMorning all. https://t.co/t7UTArgOnD
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyMy heart is broken over the loss of my dear friend, Gale Sayers. Portraying Gale in Brian’s Song was a true honor a… https://t.co/7ZnLbM4Mro
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyInternet trolls conned WB into making a $100m second remake of a movie that sucked so bad it was already remade bef… https://t.co/vttB0yBj6K
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyLosing my mind with mirthless laughter over the Snyder Cut needing $70 million of reshoots, presumably in addition… https://t.co/AGyOVi6ypA
Retweeted by Brendan FoleyPoooooooooooooooooooooooorn. https://t.co/bBQHpzYFuP @BenEcker I dunno, maybe. Regardless, it looks shitty and cheap. I'm pretty sure they shot it all on locations and… https://t.co/KFqR2sg5Ui @Thomwade And it’s VERY CLEAR that Lee’s only interest in GEMINI MAN was as a testing zone for his new favorite toy. But the toy blows. @Thomwade I know it’s customary for great directors to lose themselves in tech obsession once they’ve achieved a le… https://t.co/QEw81vB88bAS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD. https://t.co/K1scBjRBdS @ScottMendelson YuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuup. As fun as the central effect is, there's no real added emotional… https://t.co/KdTK77wGTc @T_Lawson Or at the very least delayed so it could ride the “holy shit BAD BOYS FOR LIFE is actually Actually Good” good vibrations.Ang Lee is a genius but MAN sometimes geniuses needed to be saved from themselves. https://t.co/1LjuP5P4AhI'm sure some nerd can explain why *actually* this is the cuttingest of cutting edge, but when the result is so con… https://t.co/Ii1GWQzeNFGEMINI MAN only really comes alive during its set-pieces. Lee can still shoot/cut the hell out of some action. But… https://t.co/7kEZo1dnXBMary Elizabeth Winstead works her ass off to give this thing an ounce of humanity and weight. Benedict Wong is char… https://t.co/aA5hlPyPhGSmith (and an army of techies) is giving this everything he has, and when GM finallyFinallyFINALLY lets him play a… https://t.co/A5gsFE0sg5I can't tell if Ang Lee's problem was that he was so embarrassed to be something so shamelessly pulpy, or if he jus… https://t.co/m7OuWqrg8K
9/25
2020

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