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makeover queen and kebab maker

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Joined Twitter 9/30/15


Let's see the bastards that hounded this poor girl now plaster tributes all over their media platforms. Utterly dev… https://t.co/e44nawQ25c
2/15
2020
Fuck you Nat West Bank, your app is crap, your activation texts dont arrive and my password apparently isnt my pass… https://t.co/pOcHRtKPHL
1/25
2020
@DOI_UK_ @hollywills @hollywills can I borrow this dress for an award night at @TheSavoyLondon 😉Laughed so much when she said this live on TV tonight......hell here I come 😂 https://t.co/tkanntBHlv @SaraBeverley I thought it was just me with the evil mind 😂
1/6
2019
@The_JamesJordan Ask if their shower is broken at home 😂
12/28
2019
@TheBTAs #marmarisbarnstaple @marmarisbarnstaple
12/12
2019
#holbycity wow that girl is a fantastic actress, seriously felt real watching her breakdown at the end
12/3
2019
@Corfers @TheBTAs @jameshacon @AinsleyFoods @sarahwillers @JustEatUK @JustEatPLC Excited for the ceremony in Januar… https://t.co/TCr3PbcZrp
11/26
2019
3.15am @HeathrowAirport and they are blasting out bloody Christmas Music, FFS it's the first week of november… https://t.co/i27aAwHEMq
11/7
2019
Never in my life have I heard such a load of total nonsense. The PC brigade needs to butt out of this, colours are… https://t.co/rdjR5pXGxr
11/6
2019
Something I thought I'd never see @michellevisage wiping away a tear.....clearly the hard faced bitch act is just f… https://t.co/4WwXICTEOe
10/27
2019
I know we have to make money but Bristol Airport @moneycorpTM want £530 for €500....r u kidding??? That's £100 mor… https://t.co/DLID7JM6aq
10/22
2019
@marmarispizza made the cut 😍 https://t.co/RymI2eYmA1
10/11
2019
@Rylan @BBCCiN @BBCRadio2 Do u need a karaoke partner to help 😉 @niveauk are u aware of the issue with the kids on your coloured pencil lip balms literally everything in my bag a… https://t.co/pQAa70Fy0H
10/9
2019
@JustEatUK is this acceptable as a hold time? https://t.co/RtyMopO3yL @JustEatUK Can somebody please get me the phone number for my new area manager, I need to speak to him urgently as… https://t.co/3L2xMxheXG
10/2
2019
@JustEatUK When I'm a bit busier than normal I call in extra staff so I dont give you any problems with late cancelled orders!!! @JustEatUK @Corfers just waited in a phone queue for 28 minutes, if I had been querying a customers order it would… https://t.co/DeUvJkNnDS
10/1
2019
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9/4
2019
@TheWorksStores thanks for ruining my birthday surprise that cost me £14, you should five staff training in securin… https://t.co/DwbggwArOV
8/27
2019
@JustEatUK I've emailed u but I am fuming @JustEatUK are u kidding being on hold for 15 minutes tonight, busy restaurants dont have time to waste!!!
7/19
2019
@JustEatUK @Scaughto895 Awesome thanks for letting us know we can now run two menus as independents and charge high… https://t.co/6EXE9f5PLC
7/11
2019
@CShawQEH have you got any idea that cancer patients are waiting for treatment well in breach of the NICE guideline… https://t.co/8omAQZuhMJ @TeamQEH too busy to answer the bloody phones and return calls as well I see https://t.co/7SCeSy3Wzo
5/24
2019
Inside the operating theatre on TV at Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Kings Lynn look like such a caring place.....mayb… https://t.co/Vt0LHp9T6d
5/23
2019
@marmarispizza made the shortlist https://t.co/sLd07andNc
2/7
2019
@The_JamesJordan Yellow card yourself before you knock one of these clowns all the way back to Ireland
1/27
2019
@The_JamesJordan Me and hubby played guess whose the celebrityl coz he never watches it, he guessed them all right… https://t.co/jT5uN5ToWc
1/21
2019
@McInTweet sitting here crying at @AlanCarr Send To All, funniest replies I've heard to date
1/12
2018
@JustEatPLC @OohoWater Why is it always London that trials things? You have restaurant partners all over the country @claudelittner @bbcapprentice Literally my favourite episode of the series, love how after all these years they sti… https://t.co/UCMPb6Q2YG
12/11
2018
@BootsUK thanks for my sparkles at the XFactor party last night #nevertoooldforglitter #sparkle #xfactor #partytime https://t.co/JVNxeslSt5 @bbcapprentice did some of the earlier candidates print these 🤣 https://t.co/dpHH8DgzQBShould maybe rename the X Factor.....maybe call it The Robbie William's Show 🤣😉#xfactorfinal @zmoney3000 They sounded like three drunk middle aged friends singing bad karaoke
12/2
2018
@GWRHelp so my train turned up for wglhich I had 2 first class very expensive tickets only to be told standing room… https://t.co/VeWy7S2rmf
12/1
2018
@JackieFast you were robbed, even @claudelittner said you are BRILLIANT
11/29
2018
@BrunoTonioli @bbcstrictly @BrunoTonioli YOU were my favourite bit, I love how passionate you are about the dancers 😍
11/11
2018
@claudelittner Grimacing when u saw a solicitor wearing a mini dress and ankle socks no doubt!!!
10/26
2018
@ClaudiaWinkle @BrunoTonioli is like marmite.....I Love marmite x @rhodgilbertshow @BBCRadioWales @a_tweety_bird I used to put a white dot on car hoses to say they had been quality… https://t.co/QdA8Z832r6
10/7
2018
Fair play to the guy serving in @sportsdirect exeter branch..managed to keep a straight face and stay professional… https://t.co/Bkc7faSQ7m
10/3
2018
@TheBTAs It does have a negative effect when lots of shops have same name and as customers can't find their verification emails eitherWhat was your worst ever first date?? https://t.co/EEJTQlIZje @JustEatUK Losing valuable X Factor advert generated votes for my shop @marmarispizza @JustEatUK Has the voting site been fixed then?My face is popping up everywhere these days https://t.co/MBJuzrVpPz
9/10
2018
@JustEatUK That's me the dancing pizza chef 😁 @whymummydrinks Obviously Dairylea, laughing cow is sticky and minging
9/5
2018
@therealgokwan U want my autograph now or when I'm a TV star???
8/20
2018
@CadburyUK what's with the massive thick chunk of chocolate in my crunchie ice cream #toomuchchocolateforachocaholic https://t.co/VyEkQ2bzNu
8/12
2018
Kansiga Asiyah Sharifullah posted a comment on GoFundMe https://t.co/L2H9rpeaaD
5/18
2018
Not even Easter and already the mini eggs are manky #Cadbury #chocolate #eggstremelyangry #cheapchocolate https://t.co/0H6RkZIe7w
3/11
2018
Things to do with your panic bought bread and milk 1. Invite all neighbours cats over, fill garden pond with milk… https://t.co/TJdh48td24
3/2
2017
@GreggAWallace We were disappointed not to see you 🙁
11/28
2017
@Y0rkshirePudd @marmarispizza #thebtas @Mete38448893 OMG Kelly we love you xLoving the takeaway awards and we got to meet @Y0rkshirePudd @marmarispizza Super happy night https://t.co/HIBpOmMPP9 @Y0rkshirePudd I think I should come to table 17 and say hi to, @marmarispizza @IAMKELLYBROOK @JustEatUK @theBTAs Hey Kelly #thebtas looking good girl 😁#thebtas better than egg and chips @JohnBishop100 https://t.co/GCRPf8UxvI @GreggAWallace You at the BTAs tonight???On the train to London ready for the British Takeaway Awards....super excited #theBTAs @marmarispizza #hardworkpaysoff
11/27
2017
@MasterChefUK Oregano for me 😍
11/17
2017
@Corfers @justeat think it's a shame when two years in a row our just eat rep isn't joining us at the BTA awards...… https://t.co/kIiQTPYWKM
11/14
2017
Queueing outside the pharmacy to collect my mums medication as soon as they opened#lookinglikeajunkie
10/31
2017
@Lord_Sugar Remember the shopping trip where they thought Halal and Kosher was the same thing....i was literally shouting at the TV 😂😂
10/26
2017
@Corfers @KebabAwards @theBTAs @JustEatUK Can't wait for the Awards, was a fabulous night last year.....so excited… https://t.co/bqSNoNIHEEExcited to be finalists in the British Takeaway Awards for the second year running #barnstaple #marmariskebabhttps://t.co/9MRlL7PRlG
10/23
2017
@bbcapprentice @BBCOne Literally cannot wait.....far too long between series
9/20
2017
Annoying as slow orderers are, the punishment here would definitely no… https://t.co/kmWkNwZdzi via https://t.co/T8zFReqvo4
7/2
2017
Watching #spawars ...@Rylan "sharp as a blusher brush" laughed so much I cried #wittyoneliner
6/30
2017
@SmoothRadio so far you've played two of my emotional trigger songs...all we need now is My Immortal by Evanesssence
6/22
2017
Melted in the takeaway today so came home for a tip in the pool #freezing #midnightswim https://t.co/Zj1VXX9GmC @Rylan @ITVBe OMG I'm so gonna watch thiIt's great having a garden but now my house is an insect meeting place #creepycrawlies #bittenalive #antihistamines
6/20
2017
@jcchatters777 Too much information 😜
6/18
2017
5 days without home broadband... Shame on you @SkyHelpTeam #disappointed #angryWhat a terrible time the people of London are having of late. Thoughts and prayers #GrenfellTower
6/14
2017
@asda I'm really disappointed by the amount of veg in this.... Extra special = extra small#feelingrobbed#hangry https://t.co/Q51jOVBjnl
5/23
2017
#coldremedies. The hubbies cure for my cold - lentil soup with lemon juice. Everyone knows only @heinz tomato soup with soldiers cures colds
1/21
2017
Gutted that i cant get to see this funny man @omid9 in Barnstaple....bloody work...maybe he will pop in to @marmarispizza for a snack after
1/13
2016
A full on family xmas tomorrow.....time out step for the kids...wine out step for the adults #christmasbooze #familyfun
12/24
2016
@JustEatPLC @Corfers as a restaurant partner.....im shocked at the lack of customer service for cash orders from just eat
12/23
2016
Cannot wait for this later https://t.co/Cnlj4WejTh
12/18
2016
So @bbcapprentice how in gods name does someone as charismatic as a dead rat get through to the final #disappointed #alanatowin
12/16
2016
Cant wait for tonight and @bbcapprentice and @claudelittner interviews. Twitter and facebook ban from 9pm till i finish work at 12 #final5
12/15
2016
@Younique_Corp thanks...its my favourite of all 5 pallettes xThe plus side to having a twitchy eye is more people look at your face and make up @Younique_Corp #makeuphttps://t.co/EhSdIbiKaH
12/14
2016
The realisation thats theres only one more week of fake tan and glitter @bbcstrictly #feelingsad #dancelover
12/12
2016
Loved meeting @GreggAWallace on monday....what a really lovely man to chat to https://t.co/vIqNtWo6FB
12/10
2016
Pretty sure this counts as one of my 5 a day #dietcheat #notxmaschocs https://t.co/uB7DZsjtOT
12/8
2016
Monday....champagne in the savoy...tuesday...pizza maker....wednesday Vat returns.....back down to earth with a bump #stressed #paperwork
12/7
2016
Back down to earth with a bump after last nights partying at the savoy......in work making pizza 😀#justeat #theBTAs #reallifeOmg i need A cuppa tea and a pair of slippers....fantastic night @theBTAs #marmarisbarnstaple https://t.co/4kOXEIAoFp
12/6
2016
We didnt win but theres always next year...and we are sharing the table with the north east winner @marmarispizzahttps://t.co/tMpVJtG2OV
12/5
2016

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