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Unverified. Unverified. Thee/thou/thine. INTJehovah. Hobbies: Door-shutting, window-opening. Holy relics for sale at https://t.co/O1BNjIyE9Y

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Joined Twitter 10/19/10


A follow-up: Doug Collins' office phone number is (202) 225 9893. You will have to sit through a 50-second message… https://t.co/73xR1NbRlCShit's all fucked up. That is the most eloquent way of putting it.Great work, 'Wilma'! https://t.co/FsLKqYRZ37Here is where to contact Doug Collins: https://t.co/npgOwdWkSC First you'll be asked for a local ZIP code. Use 306… https://t.co/YSAwBVnlfEIf I could do it all over again I wouldn't.
9/19
2020
Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck. Fuck.Mistakes were made.
9/18
2020
Fuck him to the depths of hell forever. Retweet if you agree.It’s sad that humanity will soon disappear, but it’s even sadder that it wants to.My favorite figure in Catholicism is the patron saint of silence, St. Fu.
9/17
2020
@rickygervais "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "God." "God who?" "And THAT's why society is going straight to hell." @rickygervais Looking forward to it! I'll work on a couple of knock-knock jokes. Everyone loves knock-knock jokes! @rickygervais One and the same, Ricky. One and the same. @rickygervais Or Skype. @rickygervais Would it be ok with you if I manifested as a zero-dimensional universal consciousness and spoke to yo… https://t.co/YgcFUm8Uif @rickygervais I have a 10:00 supernova and then I'm sending a hurricane to punish liberals at 3:00, but between that I'm free! @rickygervais I'd be happy to work with you on some of the atheist material. I think it might give you a fresh perspective. @rickygervais Yes, and I'll tell you why: I thought your material was GOOD, but not GREAT. It needed some fine-tuni… https://t.co/Npf8jRNshA.@rickygervais Ricky! How are you, old chum? How's COVID treating you?I created DNA solely so that, 3.5 billion years later, you could track down criminals.The bad weather will continue until the climate improves.Wow, that's almost a whole class-action child-molestation settlement worth of cash. https://t.co/nhj1xOUCKK
9/16
2020
I'm down to these four finalists. Thoughts? https://t.co/o28Pix0w1nThere is life on other planets. And it's intelligent. And that's why it's not coming.
9/13
2020
On it. https://t.co/o15moQhuxy
9/11
2020
Never be afraid of change. Except climate change. That shit's gonna kill you.
9/10
2020
Masks inhibit freedom the same way lifejackets inhibit drowning.
9/5
2020
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Retweet if you agree.Someone do something.In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst human being in the world would be two different people.
Retweeted by God
9/4
2020
The best way to stop people from protesting a bad thing is to stop doing the bad thing.Bullshit. https://t.co/bSgMkXL5qM
9/2
2020
اعدام_نکنید امیرحسین مرادی #اعدام_نکنید سعید تمجیدی #اعدام_نکنید محمد رجبی #هرگز فراموش نشد
7/15
2020
GO TO HELL KHAMENEI. Good. Let's try this again. #اعدام_نکنید #StopExecutionsInIran #StopExecutionOfIranianProtestorsIt's easy for Me to sit in heaven and tell you down there to take to the streets. I mean, I got a nice comfy throne… https://t.co/8AyhMZibC7The mullahs don't speak for Me. They don't act for Me. They don't obey My law. They don't obey ANY law. They ar… https://t.co/aTi841u1RE
7/14
2020
The President of the United States is a fucking piece of shit.
7/9
2020
Just doing My part to save the Amazon. https://t.co/cTxOtOXrrN
7/7
2020
Well, there you have it. Public- slander and pretends to not apologize. Privately- this. @TheTweetOfGod https://t.co/CB3seKiBmb
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7/6
2020
If you think wearing a mask intrudes on your rights, wait till the fever intrudes on your body, the fluid intrudes… https://t.co/FzjUuLQiVI
7/3
2020
2020. Six months down. Three to go.Religion scares Me.
7/1
2020
Jesus died for your sins but you'll die for Trump's.
6/25
2020
@TheTweetOfGod @there_home Plain wrong. There is only one God and your not it.
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6/24
2020
I humbly submit this as a potentially viral hashtag, because it speaks to his deepest fear and would never stop dri… https://t.co/Poova9wYzr
6/21
2020
If you'd rather die than wear a mask, feel free to do so.
6/17
2020
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
6/16
2020
Listen: Sunday is the President's birthday, and I was wondering if you'd chip in on a gift for him. The gift is… https://t.co/I7uBliCI0R
6/14
2020
I'm done with America and looking for a new country to bless. Could it be yours? Reply with your pitch. Winnin… https://t.co/eu73UHucd9
6/13
2020
People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.Did Melania Trump first meet Donald at a 1998 sex party at New York’s Kit Kat Club co-hosted by Jeffrey Epstein, wh… https://t.co/bLKmFh3N9RBecause they care more, think more, and aren't desperately insecure. https://t.co/T4ecwvv3v1Sorry for My US-only focus lately. Here’s a global update: MODI: still evil and corrupt ROUHANI: still evil and cor… https://t.co/uvHeZdIhEo
6/12
2020
The President of the United States is in Dallas. Memories.
6/11
2020
Yes, the Confederate flag is a symbol of slavery, racism and oppression, but it’s also a symbol of losers getting their ass kicked.Try not to take yourself too seriously. After all, you're an idiot.
6/10
2020
This account is real but I do have a fake one called the Bible.I'm trying to send the zombie apocalypse but the zombies say they'd rather starve.I apologize to some of you for the rest of you.
6/9
2020
The last person to disband the police was Sting.
6/7
2020
America: where minorities, for good reason, fear their kids getting shot, and white people, for no reason, fear their kids getting shots.
Retweeted by GodNever in human history have I gotten so many prayers from atheists.My aim's not what it used to be. https://t.co/pziTcEsQbR
6/5
2020
It's time for people of different races to stop killing each other and realize they're all members of the same rac… https://t.co/w2eVGHEB7T
6/4
2020
Privilege doesn't get much whiter than making a Roman-era Palestinian look like this. https://t.co/i05NG7FlVm
6/3
2020
Look out, Hitler! Your status as evil's go-to reference is about to go down!I'M MOTHERFUCKING WORKING ON IT! https://t.co/CGVlM2Brml
6/2
2020
The White House is a terrorist organization.Don't you ever fucking quote Me again, you hideous witch. https://t.co/A7fGl1qU9gDonald Trump rapes children.
5/31
2020
When Trump is arrested will he be tried as an adult?It seems the revolution IS being televised.Fuck this fucking motherfucker.
5/30
2020
This is correct. https://t.co/q8J9kF9bEIAmerica: where a black man can't take a knee on a football field for thirty seconds, but a white cop can take a kne… https://t.co/2lWYhR2oIK
5/29
2020
I have lost control of the situation.Thank you, Twitter and @jack, for confirming the truth: Donald Trump is a murderer who sodomizes sheep. https://t.co/hILZljZBnC
5/28
2020
Ivanka Trump was arrested THREE SEPARATE TIMES for shoplifting from the Bath & Body Works at 44th and Lex. Twice in… https://t.co/gNtFpVtjPZDonald Trump sodomized a lamb at a sheepsex party on Jeffrey Epstein's private Bahamian island on March 23, 2009. H… https://t.co/qcW6xaOoC3https://t.co/wQnsoTA8SkDon't let Trump get away with it. Don't let Barr help him cover it up. Don't let his press secretary equivocate abo… https://t.co/BY5xOCyHG1
5/27
2020
For her parents. For her friends. For the country. For democracy. For truth. For the fiancé she was two weeks from… https://t.co/nKV4nNboCrAnd OF COURSE you won't find any reference to this stuff online. It's called a cover-up, people. Don't be naive.By the way, it's also interesting that Carolyn's New York roommate Michelle White 'committed suicide' by jumping in… https://t.co/4RaeRNYZEhFACT: In his 2009 autobiography "One Good Cop," Kerik referred to 'a certain well-known real-estate magnate' for wh… https://t.co/rMtS7x46mvFACT: Forensics at first tentatively matched the residual thumbprints found on Carolyn's neck as 'matching' Trump's… https://t.co/XjEGlHfizWFACT: Carolyn Gombell's mother has AN AUDIO RECORDING of her daughter the night before she was killed saying, "If s… https://t.co/4xRoSSpYGoDonald Trump killed his personal assistant, Carolyn Gombell, in October 2000. He strangled her because he'd gotten… https://t.co/Pqyc5Xvduk
5/26
2020
Next Creation I'll be sober.
5/22
2020
Good to see so many people back at church service today. Many of them will be back for another church service in two to three weeks.I love you unconditionally but at the same time fuck you.
5/17
2020
I got a new guy up here and he's rambling. Does anyone know what "Wop-Bop-A-Loo-Bop-A-Lop-Bam-Boom" means?
5/9
2020
Matriarchs and patriarchs, today is the single most important day in @TheTweetOfGod history. After nearly ten year… https://t.co/pNKj1XAPiEThe first step in overcoming stupidity is admitting you're stupid.
5/5
2020
You're just all so fucking stupid.
5/4
2020
Elon Musk is 100% cocaine-powered.
5/1
2020
You people are the worst people I’ve ever peopled the earth with.RIP Rishi Kapoor. What is up with Me and Bollywood this week.
4/30
2020
RIP Irrfan Khan.
4/29
2020
I deeply regret all of you.
4/28
2020

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