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Vir Das @thevirdas Mumbai, Maharashtra

Comedian/Actor/Weirdass Comedy/ Biscuit Lover. WEBSITE: https://t.co/mE7EMYlqM9

145 Following   7,836,247 Followers   26,531 Tweets

Joined Twitter 1/25/10


Let's go GOA! We sold off the first set of shows and there's just 10 days to go. Get your #SeeYouOutside tickets NO… https://t.co/n9hsuMYfDsBiden should have just said 'dosti bani rahe' and left the debate.UTA Signs Actor, Comedian and Bollywood Star Vir Das (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/hMT8MPA2ei
Retweeted by Vir Dashttps://t.co/OBtNS4x5izDEMAND action for #HathrasDisgusting. What happened here is disgusting. These men are disgusting and I hope they pay the heaviest price possi… https://t.co/8HOOLQ0D1KIn every country, I think the main purpose that putting politicians on Tv serves is to remind you what not to becom… https://t.co/97SMqqY55eHeartbreaking. And cruel. And wrong...At every level. https://t.co/HvTZ6TEf7SYou bottomless bucket of stupid. I tweeted about sushi last week, doesn't make me ashamed of bhindi....or japanese… https://t.co/57YVilaXGLIt's like watching your grandad fight with your grandma at the dinner table. Also...your grandma is a racist. #debates #Debates2020Don't be silly. We....uh......don't debate 😐 https://t.co/mMGrr9XC8WBiden needs to brawl a little more. You can't try and be better or more dignified than the asshat slinging mud, whe… https://t.co/Txjm1G85K9
9/30
2020
You ever have just a shite day and then go look at your horoscope at the end of the day to see if these buggers pre… https://t.co/M9DhY8nH1mSo....many....tears. https://t.co/YbODl1YhKTWhat? Why? It's the best! That's half more than the average. https://t.co/hS9TubbRLEBUT WHAT ABOUT... (Complete the sentence. Insert what you're passionate about, then someone else reply with theirs… https://t.co/9uozRzyRucWow 😐. So this is why women have been socially distancing from me my whole life 🙂 https://t.co/GlVUYeCZHlAny amnesty we had left...is now international.This week three years ago. First time at the London O2 forum. We sold it out and it was magic and did it again the… https://t.co/CVo5rDxXcZ
9/29
2020
We're selling limited tickets for the #SeeYouOutside tour. So folks in Goa and Delhi...you might want to get your t… https://t.co/J7aQBafhadI think it's really more of a human thing buddy. I've got friends and family in the US, I care about them. Those ar… https://t.co/gFcUR9eQyEDamn! They got Trumps taxes. Well...I mean info on them....technically they didn't get his taxes.
9/28
2020
Queen's Pianist 🤪 https://t.co/CDq0iGAE5kIt's time to get back to it! All three goa shows are sold out on Oct 1/2/3 so we added three more the coming week… https://t.co/6AR2NJEyng
9/27
2020
Fav T https://t.co/IVTTGCYMufI love NRIs...strangely nostalgic, perpetually outdated, and consistently self loathing 🙂 Also, it's Bhutta.....bi… https://t.co/hOItINx30zWent surfing after months. It's my favourite thing after stand-up. There's nothing like letting an ocean straight u… https://t.co/tk0yuZWVmIGOA, we've added three more show dates for the #SeeYouOutside tour. Tickets are now live get them right here:… https://t.co/arONjFlKps @ashwinmushran That's a booty call mush.Could someone turn on @republic and see if there's traffic on the Western express Highway. Their traffic updates are the best 😋A little tip for anyone struggling with pandemic insomnia. https://t.co/Q7wjlHiDhkEmo vs Emo https://t.co/dvbueC00KF @ch4nd33p Yup
9/26
2020
Some FAQs about my upcoming shows! https://t.co/ruvNMninanNext week, GOA!!! Performing the #SecretSet in an open air venue. Last few tickets available, get them here:… https://t.co/AJo9YdeFLrAppeal. If any of you know a news anchor or a celebrity or talent agency, could you please whatsapp them or eachoth… https://t.co/5eZwfnKjLAI'll happily take a drug test anytime. Since you're so concerned....I'm requesting you come collect the sample 😁 https://t.co/R17KZAGOaH
9/25
2020
Petition to have every news anchor in India on the air right now take a drug test. If you're on drugs you resign. I… https://t.co/P9Z7wcNcaX @satyamkmc05 Correct.That's fine. Your response reflects your schedule vacancies 🙂 https://t.co/1eY4iBeuB4Half of the dudes fanning these flames and enjoying this circus are doing so because they've never had a woman actu… https://t.co/aeg2fJcXnDNew normal 🙂 https://t.co/IWUW3wW7Qm
9/24
2020
2024. Get it? https://t.co/g9oZ6nhvczJust say no guys. Say no. https://t.co/XQ5ltqzAdmGOA!!! There's just 10 Days to go for the open air #SecretSet. If you haven't bought tickets, get yours now, Limite… https://t.co/24irxeD5Dg
9/23
2020
Our TV news anchors will scream literally anything they are told to loud enough for views or attention. It's a sign… https://t.co/E89k92KBbODELHI!!! I'm coming to you with my brand new show, #SeeYouOutside tour from OCT 29th to NOV 1st, at the Akshara amp… https://t.co/zn0VVW4mRi
9/22
2020
Fedora the explorer. https://t.co/EcDoP9MQfSAlso...angries in the comments...you're the doves....you come out of nowhere....and you're quite entertaining.....b… https://t.co/JoCSioAlbEA magician needs an assistant to distract the audience from the trick. Bollywood is the magicians assistant. Except… https://t.co/7AhKVSXcVl
9/21
2020
There's an aerosol dick infection now? Well....looks like men will start wearing masks 🙂Two weeks to go, GOA! Doing a LIVE socially distanced #SecretSet in an open air venue. Book your tickets here:… https://t.co/HnzZQjr7noThis. Yo @twitter...why you shady? https://t.co/aNbWdBSITQHey @Twitter @TwitterIndia why are my followers frozen for like over a year now? And why does my account start foll… https://t.co/kGl030fFY9
9/19
2020
Bandwidth https://t.co/8u83iEtlLXYep, we're doing this! It's an open air, socially distanced LIVE stand-up comedy show in GOA, from October 2nd - 4t… https://t.co/ci6i3IJffQIt's Friday already? Christ pandemic time goes fast.
9/18
2020
The problem with spending three days on an edit, and finally being happy with what you've created, is being complet… https://t.co/HwnsceOxydToday was quite eventful. Found this little fella in the garden. Built a box, hung it on 3 trees and all over the h… https://t.co/T3R1bdPAPK
9/17
2020
So, I lost my dad this year. And mom has been a housewife since 20+ years. But! Mom recently launched her home bus… https://t.co/6YLLV1yUkD
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9/16
2020
Whatever....snowflake 😜...also thanks. https://t.co/GvEoytBDpjIt was January of this shite year...but hey...called it. https://t.co/UGEExZ20At
Retweeted by Vir DasUnsolicited preachy advice suits you. Stay where you are. God bless. https://t.co/WUbVwHmoqlFomo. https://t.co/iByY4QVjEM
9/15
2020
ANNOUNCEMENT! Doing 4 LIVE Secret Set shows somewhere in GOA from October 2ND to 4TH. Limited socially distanced se… https://t.co/2jz0kJRkZ7Well...it's a bespoke limited edition item here 😋 https://t.co/NIMN2MK2xLAlso...for the angries....before commenting about how illogical this tweet is...Google sarcasm please :-)Guys it's so simple....Umar smoked weed with Rhea and demolished Kanganas office on pubg. That's why the coronaviru… https://t.co/yQLN11f6jwI agree. Have the decency to join a political party before you do the same. https://t.co/new54DgXfzIncoming? Nah. They kind of run the platform :-) but deep inside...they're very entertaining. https://t.co/wf6jC3VUt3It was January of this shite year...but hey...called it. https://t.co/UGEExZ20AtA govt that is afraid of its own youth is one that knows it has no place in the future.
9/14
2020
Been growing it for a role. It's finally starting to get there. Toh selfie banta hai. https://t.co/A67uvTOz7uYou are wrong. Ayurveda is part of Bollywood mafia. Anti-national. https://t.co/ruy32rCG7bNahin baba. Weed doesn't agree with me, I get sick the next day. Plus I don't like having my senses slowed down.… https://t.co/y8MbWf8DwnI worked at a news channel for five years. And I think anyone else who has will agree when I say....watching Indian… https://t.co/igUf01hyQmPersonally I'm shocked to discover that young actors sometimes smoke weed together for fun. Shocking. Just shocking… https://t.co/QYiuvtGdkZ
9/12
2020
But more dangerously....AI algorithms only giving people the facts and news they themselves want to see. It's lik… https://t.co/0kxQz2aGQVThe sentence that stuck with me from The Social Dilema: If you ask yourself how the hell the other side see's this… https://t.co/8mStADvHDg
9/11
2020
The Social Dilema on Netflix should be mandatory viewing for everyone. Flawed in places, but just an eye opener int… https://t.co/3JFYLBAZGi#JustAStoryAway from putting a smile on your face. @NetflixIndia https://t.co/LvLMSbyIjJOP https://t.co/mijfp8x2u1
9/10
2020
Felt zoom might delete later. https://t.co/wo871TQ5VAIt's the middle of the week and only two things are certain. 1. The moods of postmen are going to dip. 2. The pri… https://t.co/rNw49ukXWSSir ek shoe company ka brand ambassador already hoon. Jute mil gaye 🙏 https://t.co/yqcoR3YVLQChill bro...smoke a J. 😘 https://t.co/iQT5aYXzVPKing of the car 🙂 https://t.co/hMexVlNSn2Ironically....a lot of these angry news anchors would benefit from a little weed legalization 🙂 "Good evening and… https://t.co/u2QkGpWTFHUh...aren't you a known pothead? I mean...you made a film called Chocolate 🙂 https://t.co/nd8zJlcVZz
9/9
2020
India is talking about.... Babaji ki booti >>> Babuji ki duty
Retweeted by Vir DasNope. Is your underwear jealous of all the empty space in your head? https://t.co/DFd8YMchAFGood for you....also....you're late. https://t.co/39khOYeqRdIndia is talking about.... Babaji ki booti >>> Babuji ki dutyI'm pretty convinced Arnab doesn't do any drugs. But it's kind of funny that every coke head I've ever met behaves exactly like him.Drugs give you a false sense of power, make you say things that aren't true, make you see things that aren't there.… https://t.co/XBgOzRNrTXCovid cases. GDP drop. Actor who smokes ganja. Decide which 'high' is most important. If you pick the first two,… https://t.co/ncobV0T6JAReminder. Be addicted to legal things....like ratings.Reminder. Abuse legal drugs...like power.The only new skill I've learned during the pandemic is how to keep my current skills during a pandemic.🙂 https://t.co/h99WHBV4f3
9/8
2020

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