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Vir Das @thevirdas Mumbai, Maharashtra


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Joined Twitter 1/25/10

๐Ÿ™โœŠโœŒ๏ธ do. Everyone does. Door's open ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™โ˜•๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ™ so much @IndianExpress ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ #VirDasForIndia gonna be an interesting day :-)"-) laughed...i promise :-)'s Tuesday and no matter what the colour of your skin is, inviting you to watch my new special #VirDasForIndia onโ€ฆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™โ€˜Whatโ€™s funny or offensive is subjectiveโ€™: @thevirdas on new special and not holding back with jokesโ€ฆ
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Vir Das macht so viel SpaรŸ ๐Ÿ˜… In Indien leben so viele junge Menschen, aber man hat die รคlteren Leute zu respektiereโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir DasComedian conversations. in this joke about Old Monk Rum is 100% True. #VirDasForIndia is now on Netflix - Also true. the midst of all of this. Just wanna thank everyone who tuned into #FreshOffTheBoat and showed some love to thatโ€ฆ WORLD! My new comedy special #VirDasForIndia is streaming on @NetflixIsAJoke It's about our country and ourโ€ฆ devo bhava ๐Ÿ˜‚ a side note...MARHABA #DUBAI!!! I come to your city on FEB 8TH, performing the #LOVED tour for the first time atโ€ฆ's idea. So much fun!'s Monday! My new special #VirDasForIndia is now streaming on @NetflixIsAJoke @NetflixIndia Go watch it! And ifโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir DasThankyou very much @FilmCompanion ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ #VirDasForIndia're not. I cried too. Unless I'm PMSing ๐Ÿ˜'s Monday! My new special #VirDasForIndia is now streaming on @NetflixIsAJoke @NetflixIndia Go watch it! And ifโ€ฆ way i see it....our culture isn't just for us ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ he didn't have biscuits. @doodle_riot @NetflixIndia You did amazing! Thanks so much ๐Ÿค—O G meaning Overworked Gabber? ๐Ÿ™‚ thanks Mohar!'s a lot. Now you've heard of them ๐Ÿ™‚ Welcome to India! with @ajaybhuyan . And produced by my company @TheWeirdass And thanks ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™!
HELLO NON-INDIAN WORLD! My new comedy special #VirDasForIndia is now streaming on @NetflixIsAJoke Let me tell youโ€ฆ
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Retweeted by Vir Das @ZacCrampton @netflix Check my twitter for the cheat sheets!All's fair in #VirDasForIndia now on Netflix. you watch the end credits....we show all the graphics ๐Ÿ™‚ #VirDasForIndia Thanks Kalyani Nerurakar @NikhilSegel That just made my day. Thankyou. She was amazing.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ have a career because of her. She took a kid and put him on stage in front of everyone to see, and gave me greatโ€ฆ NON-INDIAN WORLD! My new comedy special #VirDasForIndia is now streaming on @NetflixIsAJoke Let me tell youโ€ฆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ bro! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ @MashableIndia #VirDasForIndia ๐Ÿ˜ NDTV ๐Ÿ™ #VirDasForIndia on his new @netflix special: "This is my #India, and I get that itโ€™s probably going to be drastically diffeโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir Das๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ Song at the end is by an Indian band named 'When Chai Met Toast'. Seemed appropriate ๐Ÿ™‚ #VirDasForIndia๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚ #VirDasForIndia you ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคž you need a good laugh this evening but would also like to know the ingredientsย ofย Chyawanprash, Vir Das: For India is now streaming!
Retweeted by Vir Das๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™!! My new comedy special #VirDasForIndia is NOW STREAMING on @netflix No matter where you live, Let meโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir Das๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿค— @thevirdas for letting us know that the Old Monk we drink is 99% justice and that's why it carries some peacโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir DasIf you ever wanted a comedian that will make you feel like you were punched in the gut and got a warm hug from a Paโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir DasJust completed watching @thevirdas third Netflix special #VirDasForIndia What a great show, "He who has the biscuโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir Das#VirDasForIndia by @thevirdas on @NetflixIndia is the best Indian thing I have done on the #Republicday The show iโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir DasJust saw the Netflix special of @thevirdas #virdasforindia funny, smart, true and also everything about and for Indโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir Das#HappyRepublicDay!! My new comedy special #VirDasForIndia is NOW STREAMING on @netflix No matter where you live, Let meโ€ฆ hour to go. #VirDasForIndia on Netflix. my man ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿคž Thank you brother! @MrAKay2805 @NetflixIndia @NetflixIsAJoke 1.30You think the horses are thinking "Man Traffic gets worse in January....every year" #RepublicDayParade๐Ÿค—๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ™ @ajit__solanki @NetflixIndia 1.30pmThankyou my friend ๐Ÿ‘ Republic Day everyone ๐Ÿคž #RepublicDayIndiaFrom: The infinite beauty and fun of being a woman is if she's asking for it, She Can Just Ask for It To: You're nโ€ฆ
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World bloody wide! up. India Time. Midnight in America ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ to @thevirdas on @FreshOffABC. I really enjoy him and I love his voice.
Retweeted by Vir DasHello World, a small reminder just Few hours left for the third Netflix special of @thevirdas #VirDasForIndia Andโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir DasI'm kinda excited about tomorrow so gonna paste a few early blurbs about #VirDasForIndia Hope that's alright ๐Ÿคž else been getting spam smses with republic day offers for everything? live on insta at 4pm to talk about #VirDasForIndia. Pop by if you've got questions. Virdas on insta.๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ egg ๐Ÿ™‚ lighting designer Lloyd: We will put a lightbulb under each seat. Me: okay....uh...let's try it. Get to set.โ€ฆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž man!!!! wanna thank the @FreshOffABC family for having my family on. Thanks @ABCNetwork for having me back. Episodes nโ€ฆ! @megansuri @FreshOffABC I would totally watch & be a 100 % devoted fan if you made a series based on #MagicMotorInnโ€ฆ
Retweeted by Vir DasRandall? ๐Ÿ˜ man ๐Ÿ™‚ love this !!! @thevirdas and @realpreityzinta on @FreshOffABC. We need more of the #magicmotorinn @ABCโ€ฆ
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Until Priyanka Chopra tries standup and does it better than all of us.