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Diaspora Decepticon. @thewayoftheid In your liquor cabinet.

@BlockClubChi Reporter for Englewood•Auburn Gresham•Chatham. Deadbeat Dad of @NerdgasmNoire. Low End Kid. Dorothy Parker enthusiast. @HoodFeminism 4eva.

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Truly gorgeous day at 51st/Drexel for the groundbreaking on the final phase of the Drexel Blvd. restoration project… https://t.co/BtzoavBG5l
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @QuadCityPat Oh for sureTwo debates moderated by two right leaning journalists but Kristin Welker’s credibility is in question? Lemme pop a… https://t.co/ArgaWk4iihBefore he published his hit piece on Kristen Welker, Jon Levine was told by NBC that she attended the Trump media C… https://t.co/0omH2cjfrO
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.TONIGHT: Join us at 6 ET! https://t.co/zaZICoq9jr
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.Mandy Patinkin is a national fucking treasure. https://t.co/JEV8hvry1OI’m working on a story about this ⬇️ and I want to hear from workers on the front lines. Do you work in a Chicago… https://t.co/8y2F2EWcwx
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.Welp. https://t.co/3YiDY49jUL*eyes bio* Yep. On brand. https://t.co/8monf7xg6dSometimes I really hate reading the responses to my stories https://t.co/76YCgPBWjx*37 and had a full life before, during, and after https://t.co/WjZAYGv6h4Didn’t I say children with disabilities were going have a really tough time bc they’re losing their in school suppo… https://t.co/d8N3u9KOIf
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.Two days without the internet then cool cool cool https://t.co/0xyBTjezqyhttps://t.co/hDLX8MHqIe https://t.co/avHbmXtq7xWhen is Mercury out of lemonade bc I’m tiredNo better time for our internet to go down an hour before remote learning starts @ElleWCarter IJS @DarthJaeda ooh touché @DarthJaeda Ok but the other Chris gave us that horrible movie with Jennifer LawrenceAre Chris Christie and Chris Pratt tied for the Worst Chris? @RdotSpoon BUT WHY @ItsTheBrandi 😂 @KindraCotton lmaooooooOk this vaccine needs to be here like yesterdayY'know, from this angle... https://t.co/NYHw0HZB2VCan't get into men with paper bags nailed to their bedposts. https://t.co/4cvKfJP7Ek
10/22
2020
RT if a man has ever exposed himself to you inappropriately/nonconsensually—i’m just trying to see something
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.For five days, Northwest Side neighbors tried desperately to rescue a cat stuck in a 50 foot tree. Through storms a… https://t.co/gzxCF62uEH
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon....but if he’s doing it during a work call, it becomes everyone’s bus—never mind never mind never mind.… https://t.co/VQ1978A3qMRemote Learning, Week 8 https://t.co/dJDpEE4HaSDaniel Cameron is about to learn that white supremacy isn't going to protect him like he's protected white supremacy
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.Stress from #COVID19, health care, the economy, racism, and the presidential election is seriously threatening the… https://t.co/7UpJX4BPmM
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @lbrass3 This morning.Yep . And @atticascott4ky still hasn’t had her charges dropped ... but sure okay https://t.co/YMzHEIZxDY
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @kristenmchugh22 No, but the show must go on. :(Yep. https://t.co/YF2b3hsMj5It’s a matter of ethics. Not every get is a GOOD get. Not everyone deserves to be heard. Mattingly’s leaked message… https://t.co/osrBomusNlAnyway, Mattingly doesn’t seem at all remorseful.I’m not sure what viewers were supposed to take away from this. But it’s a really awesome way to revictimize Breonna Taylor’s family.“If we had been able to just storm in instead of giving people a few seconds to get themselves together, I believe… https://t.co/MIJgx2zIyr“George Floyd was not a model citizen.”This would’ve been a good time to pull this out: https://t.co/x5kYYMW6oxSo ABC thought it would be good idea to invite the cop who killed Breonna Taylor to “tell his side.” “It’s not a… https://t.co/BWflFAiL3PHEARTWARMING: Celebrities sing "Let's Hear It For the Boy" to show solidarity with Chris Pratt https://t.co/1reD0DaWEh
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.I, too, know Chris Pratt’s pain https://t.co/HhrfmruecBOH WTF https://t.co/mUnk0jZh6F @marvel_girl88 ALSO @TheDazzlingOne Idk but eye am FED UP"Rise up" she implored. But they'd reached their limit. https://t.co/EVbRmdDR21
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @thewayoftheid Me on October 24th! https://t.co/fwtrj77rVG
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.RISE UP MY WEE PEOPLE FOR THE TALLS HAVE DECLARED WAR https://t.co/jQom1TmrYf @FeministaJones AND SUDDENLY I HAVE OTHER PLANSThe good ole days. The days when Beanie Sigel threatened you, you dead. https://t.co/kYW8Dl5HqE
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.Me: I’m not watching the Bachelorette. Bachelorette teaser: “...I’d expect better from the oldest Bachelorette!” Me: https://t.co/J35eq0QuFh @rhodes_dawn @natalieymoore I heart y’all but you know I don’t suffer ALONE 🤷🏾‍♀️
10/21
2020
Ok but one has absolutely nothing to do with the other and had Chris been choking the chicken during a Zoom call we… https://t.co/EVuzvYgw0thttps://t.co/e49N6pLYKf‼️Today I become part of @blockclubchi staff as they launch their FREE #coronavirus hotline for Chicagoans. This wi… https://t.co/0KaEeHFugq
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.NEW: Block Club has a FREE coronavirus hotline for Chicagoans. You can call/text us at 312-248-4876 or email us at… https://t.co/DetOqSFMPb
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.SO excited for @BlockClubCHI to launch this hotline. We'll answer questions and help Chicagoans find testing, job a… https://t.co/nqAcaEswi4
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.Every time I see Lee’s name I am overcome with the sudden urge to poop, I swear https://t.co/xP6ETpGVGnApparently expecting a dick-free Zoom call is too much to askGerman Lopez is a bad take machine. How does he do it?Don’t miss this. Good to see @Allen_Justin and @Felonious_munk teaming up again. https://t.co/2uGCigQ5RK
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @aarondgettinger Awwww. @aarondgettinger I need the story behind this.Influencer couples are the most annoying thing on social media. lol
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @JabberwockySR As a person who has done this? No idea.Paris. https://t.co/uKQUEubYf2Oh, just fuck you, 2020. https://t.co/9zReSPpJ9n
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @jenawithonen @BlockClubCHI Sorry about that. As we’re hyper local, Rami’s hometown roots were the connection.OH IT IS GONNA HAPPEN https://t.co/S2pCzrQekN @AkilahObviously Man a fajita would be 🔥 rn @Therapist_LA77 I’m thinking leftover Peking duck. @ReJayJay_ DO IT @lfresh Cookies. I vote for chocolate chip cookies.Anyway. What’s for dinner? https://t.co/IimofNQT2x
10/20
2020
Still trying to understand how one just whips out his penis on a Zoom callHappy Birthday, Ma. https://t.co/FioLDiGgJu @ShaylaKendricks Happy Birthday!A South Side activist is making his musical debut with "This Love Thing," a call for police reform in the wake of t… https://t.co/iSGsNMy0UG
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.This is key. Small gatherings of family, friends, etc. are driving the spread in Chicago. https://t.co/VrzEncPXme
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.Grief can really fuck up a sleep schedule.
10/19
2020
Lena Dunham’s already purchased the rights https://t.co/YPZ6gCRlmy @fablednet Lol crap did it out of orderI could work out, or I could drink this Irish coffeeIts accurate https://t.co/f3r5XqnBBp
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.UberEats, bb https://t.co/QxeKE7FLDf @SnarkySparkly Yes.And you people called ME Lurch?!? https://t.co/DuDT4IRSAh
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon.it’s the way i screamed https://t.co/qelK8L66UO
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @DeeshaPhilyaw !!!Would be nice https://t.co/p9NV7xkTtXyeah im a constitutional originalist. i think the constitution sucked originally and it still sucks today
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10/18
2020
What it’s like to date men. https://t.co/pc3a6id9ZJ
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @chrisalexander_ Nah uhTyler Perry is a sociopath https://t.co/o960zeeuSq
Retweeted by Diaspora Decepticon. @LeKarmaSucre Lol me eitherOk but I feel like it should’ve ended here https://t.co/jeuTGht7iF https://t.co/bwyF8XUPQt @jorgemikell 😂
10/17
2020

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