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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans Newcastle Upon Tyne, England

I'm fraser, that verbal clown from the whippet beans. Nice chap/rarely serious #songwriter #writer & flippant /minor success on stage, radio & hollywood 🎸📻🎤

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Joined Twitter 1/9/17


@SteffenPeddie @bbcnewcastle @BBCTees Eurovision.This is more a poll of which podcast has the keenest & nicest Twitter community, but.... Which ones best out of my… https://t.co/9ekesB4Mss @Anthspeak lay preachers are called walker preachers in europe. #crispjokeThis hoody just arrived from china.. Love it! it's a copyright nightmare! #clothes https://t.co/BLqA3DrRaiOn this day in 1887 in the small northern town Finkswallop, it rained bishops for over an hour. The ecclesiastical… https://t.co/myDZHTwaoz @Anthspeak @StephenLambert0 @annej26 It was more interesting and less mumbly than usual, I wouldn't go as far as sensible 😉Lovely to meet @annej26 & @StephenLambert0 who guested on polywaffle podcast episode 20 last night with myself &… https://t.co/g5NQBFCZqP
11/12
2019
One week ago Donald Trump told Nigel Farage to make a pact with Boris Johnson. Today, Trump got his wish. This Tr… https://t.co/x3HHJHfXfD
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄Polywaffle Podcast recording tonight! Episode 20 music special with special guests @StephenLambert0 and @annej26 ..… https://t.co/o41vmv01cm @SheaWhaCha As long as said giraffe has webbed feet 😉Ray Cheltenham, the goose with the longest neck in Europe has passed away this morning, thoughts with his family an… https://t.co/2tUxG2fhxPNigel Farage is one of the most pathetic & irrelevant specimens ever to be farted onto this planet. An insincere, c… https://t.co/VqcSYdSjCM🔊 QUICKLY KEVIN IS BACK!!! ⚽️ Series 5 episode 1 is out now with @IvoGraham reviewing the third and final book in… https://t.co/U0DIlQGBCq
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄First festival booked in for the whippet beans for next summer..... Announcement soon.... Roll on the sunshine and… https://t.co/mmKfc9tTqZ
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11/11
2019
@CBSNews He's known as bellend whether he likes or not.This is just a thought, but what if we cancel the election and just install Bob Mortimer as Prime Minister?
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄"Bananas are parrot's willies" 🍌😧 https://t.co/CmQYeTdNqv @SteffenPeddie @bbcnewcastle @BBCTees Bananas are parrot willies. 🍌 😧Whenever I've had to drive a courtesy car from the garage I feel like a racing driver. I think it's the fact it's g… https://t.co/862kZ0d2fyWhat are you up to this weekend? ....answer in emojis only please... x
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄Traditional English folk song passed through schools #1 Listen to this, Too good to miss, Fresh from the factory. (Insert fart here). @SteffenPeddie Monkey tuft is a pretentious haircut. A wadger is a cross between a wasp and a badger. @historylvrsclub Looks like a building designed to travel at high speeds, bit daft.What are you up to this weekend? ....answer in emojis only please... xWhat do you mainly do your twittering on? Vote & share x #twitter #PollFirst festival booked in for the whippet beans for next summer..... Announcement soon.... Roll on the sunshine and… https://t.co/mmKfc9tTqZ
11/10
2019
Ayr 😉💓 @Anthspeak Just dogs."It wasn't until I heard the sound of TWO necks breaking that I realised it was a pantomime horse and I was in even… https://t.co/6ROpOlTT1k
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄I've got a very rich Scottish cousin. Billy in Aire. Nice guy.
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄Been such a busy bee this past month. Designing a new website so the good people of the north east (of England lol)… https://t.co/8s8K3ESoKr
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @jeremycorbyn Remember people...We're not just voting for ourselves in this election, we're voting on behalf of all… https://t.co/yD1G6Uj4EX
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @jeremycorbyn Remember people...We're not just voting for ourselves in this election, we're voting on behalf of all… https://t.co/yD1G6Uj4EXBloke who works in the open air Victorian museum at the authentic chip shop tells me there were actually no vegetar… https://t.co/eZ5Jllp7mS @celinedion Maybe lay off the curry next time you have a photo shoot Celine x @toonlowdown It smells of soap and it has no greggs.In those group job interviews where you have to say 2 lies and a truth about yourself, I always say "I invented wat… https://t.co/bFRnIRdwcwJust noticed we have no gigs in November! Woah! ...... Best start recording the new album in the downtime then... xRelax. You were definitely meant to do that thing you're not sure if you regret or not. It's all good, you're winni… https://t.co/9XHP0hSlCUIf I had a million pounds for every time one of those crazy fundamental atheists went and killed a load of innocent… https://t.co/7QRaScK9XbHow about a new system where every time a politician fails to answer the question they've been asked they get one k… https://t.co/p7hIZS6rX9go to this if you can.... He sounds proper daft, should be a good show 😉 https://t.co/xPzT4DRVvm @ukads3 Still setting it up....I've been on this planet for 40 years and not once have I got stuck in a pipe, crashed a plane or killed a mammal l… https://t.co/81zdht1KfnI've got a very rich Scottish cousin. Billy in Aire. Nice guy. @Lord_Sugar Shitting your pants like all the millionaires sugar xxx @joswinson Vote green."It wasn't until I heard the sound of TWO necks breaking that I realised it was a pantomime horse and I was in even… https://t.co/6ROpOlTT1k
11/9
2019
whenever somebody on tv tells me "don't try this at home" I always have a go in the garden first. @Eloisebaily It depressing this time of year when nature destroys all your hard work, maybe you should turn it into… https://t.co/JQ6ZXROYruOff down the allotment... Weed it and reap. 😊 #allotment
11/8
2019
@RiccardoTanoh @_Duckyyyyy I'm generation X. (The best generation) 😊 the boomers think we're daft kids and the mill… https://t.co/KKDbbPWsVYThis is superb... Christmas advert battle won. 👏 https://t.co/uCSDGXzNyj @RiccardoTanoh @_Duckyyyyy I'm offended by your use of the word cherrypicker. It's homophobic mate.Record shops are booming again, and that's down to you lot, the soulless artless digital download overlords did no… https://t.co/EtnwIHuB8HWorked in the pissing rain all day today, dark and cold, but I had bad religion blasting on the car stereo full bla… https://t.co/Kqdb9cnTIE @CAA_Official Exactly 👍#IMustBeOldBecause I think the charts are shit, I think reality shows are shit, I think console based 1st person sh… https://t.co/HhRt0B2cIc
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @mrjimBob No sign of Dominic Cum whatsihisname..... @SteffenPeddie @RealMickFoley @BBCTees @bbcnewcastle My hero is also a wrestler, it was magic meeting Sabu a few ye… https://t.co/yPENESt5md
11/7
2019
@YoungOffenders_ @bbcthree @BBCiPlayer @RTE2 Can't get enough of it! 😂👏It's like the Tories are trying to lose the election in the same way that some reality tv brat behaves appallingly… https://t.co/NLTRtEVNRA
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄Rubik's cubes and AIDS. https://t.co/BVF3XzIobs
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄I'm pretty sure Jesus Christ lives in the glovebox in my car because when I leave a carton of Ribena in there, it t… https://t.co/QFZUos7C30
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11/6
2019
@thread That's the sort of coat Frank Butcher would be seen dead in. @SteffenPeddie Good looking woman by joe dolan. Absolute belter. Failing that, anything by scatman john. @EmskiMCR There was always a kid at school with a bandaged eye or a finger missing the week after ... @sleepingdogs6 Exactly. @jlandpartners How far underwater does it go though? @TheRustyBaker I like the day, hate the two month build up. 😤 @Anthspeak He played the astronaut in poldark too. @Anthspeak He's a committed stalker and house builder.Just a reminder that our album is still available at @hmvNewcastle ..... If you fancy buying it like 😉 x… https://t.co/X0kWQisYhNThoughts tonight on #BonfireNight with all the dogs who hate loud noises..... Now they know how I feel when they bark at me xwhen I was a teenager in the early 90's we'd literally become terrorists for a month. Used to love causing mayhem w… https://t.co/1hBzcatv5M @Anthspeak Bugs. @russty_russ @SkyNews I've never played fortnight , I'm too old, I presume what he did was akin to shooting a line… https://t.co/hJvvZrfLle @Anthspeak @iankingkonglang dyed pubes on sticks, the lot of them. @kerryjk https://t.co/yHr0SIq4Wh @kerryjk I usually agree with those guys xI'd have more respect for firemen if they'd finally admit those poles they slide down are just for fun.... #firemen @Eloisebaily You know what? I don't mind animal. He's punk rock x @kaleidascope0 He's a Ukip 'candidate' ...... Remember them? @asaintmaximin is everything I want a footballer to be, on and off the pitch he's the the most entertaining charact… https://t.co/kZ60aAP8SKI'm gonna lose more followers here but adults who like the Muppets do my head in... #muppetsI'm pretty sure Jesus Christ lives in the glovebox in my car because when I leave a carton of Ribena in there, it t… https://t.co/QFZUos7C30 @AcesJoses @Jamkir @Vickybelll @jeremycorbyn Speaking on behalf of all mammals we disagree.... @jeremycorbyn That wasn't so hard was it? 😉 #3yearslate @AldiUK He's probably identifying as a parsnip these days. 😏Am not sure how this helps any of us get the #PeoplesVote that we so urgently need However frustrating Labour’s pos… https://t.co/s92ZaIxL4t
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @ThatEricAlper Bruce Dickinson from iron maiden, very interesting guy and a fully qualified commercial pilot. @QuicklyKevin @IvoGraham I need to win this! Love quickly kevin, can't wait for the new ones x🔊 QUICKLY KEVIN IS BACK!! 🎉 ⚽️ Series 5 kicks off (11th Nov) with the big one - @IvoGraham and the 3rd book in th… https://t.co/2mwFPOxEnm
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @RiccardoTanoh It is now... Used to be a million million, what the Americans call a billion we used to call a milli… https://t.co/oFuF2ZOilr @Alyssa_Milano Mental. Proper mental.Rubik's cubes and AIDS. https://t.co/BVF3XzIobs @MerielMyers Rubik Cubes and AIDS.The Victorians used to have big spectacular multi-coloured jellies for pudding, they'd bring them out & spend an ho… https://t.co/MAQ2BsoDFXTried that new bisexual petrol in the car today, very smooth. 👍
11/5
2019

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