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mandrake fraser 🍄 @thewhippetbeans Newcastle Upon Tyne, England

I'm fraser, that verbal clown from the whippet beans. Nice chap/rarely serious #songwriter #writer & flippant /minor success on stage, radio & hollywood 🎸📻🎤

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Joined Twitter 1/9/17


@russty_russ Her dogs are all qualified gas installers too. @ratemyplatenow Blackjack on a fishfinger https://t.co/elQ4wmowHw
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6/3
2020
@jeffreygrove @ratemyplatenow It’s a king’s brunch. @ratemyplatenow I have many more delicious recipes on my new food blog thing... x https://t.co/mgn0TilRLW @ratemyplatenow Blackjack on a fishfinger https://t.co/elQ4wmowHwThanks to @iainlee & @FlippinKath for 4 brilliant years, most creative, interesting and downright silly radio in ye… https://t.co/LbPdmPq3or @Britpopmemories @DodgyUK @TeenageFanclub @TheBluetones I choose dodgy, saw them loads in the 90’s and then 20 year… https://t.co/JrFVswzBDB @NmeYears That bus looks way older, I reckon wham used it when they drove to their gigs in Hamburg in the early 60’s. @SteffenPeddie @BBC_Cumbria @bbcnewcastle @BBCTees @CatherineCPeart In Newcastle by the blue carpet... https://t.co/ONZ2NkvEGD @realDonaldTrump @SenatorTimScott The only community you support is the bot community. @dailystar I think they’ll probably go for an actor. @Baddiel I always think trump looks like 3 midgets on each other’s shoulders trying to sneak into a cinema...https://t.co/tdftUgZ6ex
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @MTCPODCAST @ancelottisibrow 4 kids one bike. Driver, backa, E.T, pegs.
6/2
2020
Driving would probably be Bat Out Of Hell or Paradise By The Dashboard Light by Meatloaf, or anything by Tom Petty,… https://t.co/GwCSpU64qP
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @AnonNewz Too late.Getting to know our delivery guys https://t.co/ZYLfD5zb92
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @realDonaldTrump Cannon & Ball @realDonaldTrump Benson & HedgesHow long do your toffee apples usually stay fresh for after Halloween? https://t.co/bPwR1PKKyd @realDonaldTrump Aren’t you hiding in a bunker from your own citizens? Must be some other trump...I drew this in 2008, I never dreamed America would get so much better then so much worse in the next 12 years.… https://t.co/Fkdc6yyKTG @russty_russ @transdiffusion You don’t get half page constipation relief adverts these days... the national diet mu… https://t.co/6O14IvN3hi @DalaiLama I like denim.I set up my Instagram food blog yesterday, if you’re on there do join me and spread the word too, already got these… https://t.co/p2LDIPBsNV @Anthspeak You and your yoghurt phobia.We don’t have the technology to share flavours yet, but these are very interesting and not unpleasant... worth a go… https://t.co/Lp7KOoQWRl @TVMartinRoberts Meatloaf perfect for driving , even better on a motorbike, classical in the bath makes sense.... I… https://t.co/UPddMxHbhF @Anthspeak 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😣☹️Butchers often look a lot like their products. #butchersOur daughter is too young to get much from it, but I’m thoroughly enjoying introducing her to the family ness. Grea… https://t.co/NfOLn1TS15 @WillBlackWriter @realDonaldTrump What am I talking about? Way too many big words for him... @WillBlackWriter @realDonaldTrump I hope he’s sat in his bunker reading one of your books and reality is suddenly dawning on him. 🤔 @ClaptonCFC Ironically Eric Clapton went through that racist ‘phase’ in the 70’s. @CAA_Official Those eggs with 2 followers have filthy mouths....
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @CAA_Official Those eggs with 2 followers have filthy mouths.... @Skinny_fatbloke That glorious and triumphant feeling when you actually finish a bar... magic 😊 @JaseHeeley @Bob_Fischer @paulychilds @geoffquincy @thebellow Funny feet used to have no face and just be feet , I… https://t.co/b0kIdvcFP6 @themonkeycage @ProfBrianCox @robinince A time capsule from the 1970sToday is an important day for Wales' democracy as 16 and 17yr olds now have the ability to register to vote in Wels… https://t.co/x0WK3PDsfU
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @markknoller It’s now suitably piss coloured. @powrdragn University 🤔 @TVMartinRoberts What’s your favourite driving song? And what’s your favourite deep bath song? @realDonaldTrump It’s over old man. Your reign of hatred and ignorance has backfired.Did scooter ever find out how much the fish is? @SunApology I heard dan wootton had a thought once, apparently it hurt his skull and he vowed never to have another one.
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @SunApology I heard dan wootton had a thought once, apparently it hurt his skull and he vowed never to have another one.Scala Radio sounds like a diabolical idea.BlackJack on fishfinger ... many more at https://t.co/71AUZQhEWo #RateMyPlate https://t.co/JXNeUOwtG8 @babfitz New to this foodie world cheers ...😉 @babfitz I’m gonna develop some fancy foams this week... @russty_russ Kerry getting shot by the duck hunters or Todd getting hit by a van.
6/1
2020
@EmskiMCR You might recoil in disgust but the hipster market will pay £25 for one of these... I’m gonna make a fortune...‘Blackjack on fishfinger’ ... just one of many incredible recipes to be found on my new food blog.… https://t.co/yKuRauTms8 @RoyalFamily Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @SunIslandMusic @CAA_Official Your logic is as fuzzy as your photos. @JeminiBrodo @CheeperMcToasty @dvillella @realDonaldTrump That’s fake and Churchill was a nasty bastard anyway 😉Tom Cruise is trending... what’s the tiny little lunatic done now? @JonnyDonahoe @JosieLong I hope you don’t heckle....A real party starter... another sensational recipe from my new food blog.... x https://t.co/8JNPYtKG5t @russty_russ A dark, dark day in British history.Educating Rita, Sue & Bob too. #Put2MoviesTogether @missbekirk1 @TheLastLeg Poetic license but I’m pretty sure that’s what they would have had.... @adele_pascale Go for a long eye test in the countrysideSo I’ve decided to become a #food blogger! I do mind blowing menus that rival any chef on the planet. Do your taste… https://t.co/kDo1nMLn1z @CAA_Official If Knocking over bins and spraying rude words on walls is terrorism then then most teenagers in the world are in big trouble.
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @CAA_Official If Knocking over bins and spraying rude words on walls is terrorism then then most teenagers in the world are in big trouble. @CheekBro Hardly a terrorist organisation... just a handful of spoilt brats over here. I’d designate them ‘workytickets’. @DavidMccreery @NUFC @NUFC_1980_1994 I remember you visiting our school around this time. The only player who ever came. 👏 @DjThunderDragon Also.... he’s got 19 for decisions! Decisions made under the influence of Bucky should be a 1 at best! @DjThunderDragon He’d have 20 but he does a lot of his punching and kicking in the tunnel or outside in the car park. @seannwalsh How dare you make a joke!!! .... it’s not like that’s what you do for a living.... oh hang on a minute.Nuns don’t kill people rappers do. #HolySongsAndMoviesI’ve decided to become a food blogger... doing food nobody else does... I’m gonna have to join instagram and everyt… https://t.co/4qT7eOFF5uApart from almost everyone on the planet...... who knew Trump’s reign would end like this? #BLACK_LIVES_MATTERhttps://t.co/TqPxXho2XE @ASB_Breaking https://t.co/8z0L7iE2iT @TakeAShite Maybe it’s a spider who’s had laser eye surgery? @NclTreeServices They are sexy as hell. 👏Rather appropriate album title and track listing... I suggest you get a copy of this on Friday and turn the fucker… https://t.co/XgNRLqhKbl @Variety Shock horror! Massive cunt supports monumental cunt. @robinince Get the seek app, it’s free, just point your phone at anything living and it tells you what it is 😉If we had cops like this in the UK we’d be out on the streets too, fighting for our civil freedom. Trump’s army of… https://t.co/WijeOj94df“Hello is that the police?... there’s a madman around... what’s he doing?... err he’s kicking in chairs & knocking… https://t.co/2L6J31Yfis
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @edwardgorelik @nezua They’re more like A-team baddies than cops.One day scientists will come up with a silica gel we can eat. #Science #shoes
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄 @ByYourOpinion Ooh a racist lion 🦁Cecil Seashell from the Seychellois... human tongue twister.Trump is physically insane. He looks like his body is made up of 3 midgets standing on each other’s shoulders to sn… https://t.co/AmKAvqZiZF
Retweeted by mandrake fraser 🍄Future Scotland captain... https://t.co/qGnqggwB98Beast. https://t.co/YXWAN2UaIqGreat guy. https://t.co/helxnwg0edYank wiz kid https://t.co/SVrIN0PwnPLong name, long career ahead.. https://t.co/fkK9scQ1t4https://t.co/qVhkCzJfYgFuture legends in my world... #FM2020 #footballmanager https://t.co/BzbINrPrQR @anders482 I only beat people up verbally mate 😉 aye I know longbenton well, I grew up in wideopen, live a bit furt… https://t.co/XLqOwMY4vuOne day scientists will come up with a silica gel we can eat. #Science #shoes @RealMattLucas There’s also this guy.... https://t.co/hSuJFp2wAu
5/31
2020
@anders482 @ASB_Breaking Absolutely agree with that sentiment mate. @anders482 @ASB_Breaking The rise of the right doesn’t fit with advancement in civilisation, they’ll always be the… https://t.co/CLOb0C96z0
5/30
2020

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