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Joined Twitter 11/20/08


@LeahLikesDogs That's its favorite thing about itself! @dead_berserker [clutching fistfuls of cables] please. my wetsA few Halloween vibes in my home https://t.co/fFQZ7AZoiU @NeilPBardhan My calathea lancifolia says thank you and happy HalloweenGood morning say it back https://t.co/2uz2ms0HGk @brettwhite SCREAMING @Remember_Sarah Oh no I love himFREAKS (2018) I saw this on a "best recent horror" list and who wrote that? I just wanna talk https://t.co/Eh9eeh3TkQTRICK R TREAT (2007) This was hammy as hell. This was a ham and cheese pinwheel https://t.co/FA4DcWObDk @nurse_nurse Oh no I love her @fatmanatee Kevin @ToniMacAttack I also bought it when I lived in an apartment with really narrow stairs. I've since moved, and break… https://t.co/xYkmzLEhVB @YOMTV She wishes she were that charismatiche’s all of us this week https://t.co/7yyPepneEP
Retweeted by spooky-type username @ToniMacAttack I LOVE my Floyd!!Oh ok she just pops on different heads like a Barbie doll cool cool https://t.co/pQhFBN0pBA @NeilPBardhan 1000% 😕 @dollbunyan Omfg Nadja @carolinedraws @TaraGiancaspro I usually do!!! 💜💜 @neongolden @av She did not and is currently on my lap being a little scuzz @neongolden @av 😮😍 @fancywhitebread https://t.co/oNp19I7tgT @fancywhitebread HAHAHAHAHA 💛 @fancywhitebread It is definitely imbalanced, the relative ease with which I can call you "bro" @TaraGiancaspro THANK YOU @fancywhitebread https://t.co/yVioqWS9jFCan someone make me a fake Jean-Ralphio screenshot where instead of “🎵the wooooorst🎵" the caption says "🎵 fuck the poliiiiiiiice🎵" @fancywhitebread Andrew. Have you been drinking @Grunge_Bob Definitely, it’s just stressful @Grunge_Bob @NeilPBardhan Def true @NeilPBardhan I guess like see also everywhere in AmericaHonestly I love Philadelphia with my whole being but I also wish I didn’t live in the most hotly contested state in… https://t.co/KWjLUPlbTP
10/31
2020
@adamteterus https://t.co/zgKgs0gbtx @dethpsun Oh my god these sell out so fast lol @LeahLikesDogs He's cuteI forgot I ever did this and it's maybe my favorite jack-o'-lantern I've ever carved? https://t.co/Tf1kO3FDE5Happy 10th anniversary (sob) to this picture of Halloween Kitten Dexter https://t.co/NWH3P3jluC @emilyhughes Not least bc she has 1000% Jovie energy @emilyhughes I LOVE HER @emilyhughes NO SHE'S TOO SAD AT FIRST I HATE ITThe year is 2021. Joe Biden is president. You earn 410,000 dollars. 10,000 of them are taxed higher than the other… https://t.co/34DVnAFxzm
Retweeted by spooky-type usernamePummmmped for thissssss https://t.co/gYlVxJk7ShEvery single one of these is a goddamn delight. I am so grateful to @thatsajellyfish for doing this public service… https://t.co/Y4htBDrwCA
Retweeted by spooky-type username @RavenLeilani @SaintHenriBooks @weirdera Oh my god 😍 @carmenmmachado Bark Park is the best!! @thorazos extra growlKeke Palmer Facetimes with Julianne Moore. This is canon now https://t.co/48SK3r0rEJAlvin Schwartz's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark still slap. Stephen Gammell's illustrations, doubly so. Scholastic Book Club crew 4 lyfeThere's something off about this. It doesn't look anything LIKE David Schwimmer https://t.co/o9FOSFacyVThere is no Constitutional theory. Their theory is "who's gonna stop us?" and always had been. The court is packed… https://t.co/q6D7vlSLss
Retweeted by spooky-type usernameSomeone I liked but didn't know well in HS—with whom I've since become passive FB friends, and seem to have a lot i… https://t.co/7JvGDhrjP9Imagine how invincible you have to feel to post about a mask-less party while the city reels from police violence a… https://t.co/NrAoeNd7B8
Retweeted by spooky-type username @bartlebytaco https://t.co/UEr2VlgQH6This is horrifying. The Tongass is America's only temperate rainforest; it's a massive carbon sink, and an absolute… https://t.co/dwPHYWDzcR
Retweeted by spooky-type usernameTonight @womensmedfund had an ‘80s trivia night. 🤓 Abortion care and funding are critical, especially now. WMF's go… https://t.co/CCnrtqanBd
10/30
2020
@wownicebuttdude Omfg gross. If you just search “SNL vitamix” you’ll find itI've been in a FB fight all day w a guy who answered a "what COVID precautions are you taking" post w something abt… https://t.co/5kWrC72kmm @wownicebuttdude I think about this sketch more often than is healthy https://t.co/UYyLrROlQx @bthny I’m excited for you!! @Remember_Sarah This thread made me think about https://t.co/MxD0KgNUgrHappy National Cat Day from these dweebs. You can celebrate every day if you adopt the lil goblin in the middle https://t.co/cYiKkquSjT @frumpenberg I feel like this is up your alley bc it’s basically the horror of adult friendship shifts/breakups?This was my favorite spooky read of the season. https://t.co/Eo97sxjn8k @LouisPeitzman @aklingus Same, if you don’t mind? I’m finding it hard to find anything to read that’s reassuring. @neongolden For me it was Day Three this year! And a HUGE red weltWhy did you delete this @GLFOP? Was it because everyone was pointing out that this is a child that was pulled out o… https://t.co/BmwB2ZVM8k
Retweeted by spooky-type usernameOpen for a surprise https://t.co/RNwaNBnXagPhilly police were caught on video carjacking an innocent family and beating them in the street. They kidnapped the… https://t.co/NxSBo9YPPY
Retweeted by spooky-type username @jessaminechan @carmenmmachado Can't wait to read, Jessamine!!I cannot get over imagining the Phoebe-Bridgers-ass album that would have this picture on its coverIt's hard to muster up the capacity for joy, but I'm still committed to abortion funding. So join me tonight to do… https://t.co/pAXYWdVIQORIP to Courtney, one of the best cats I've ever known @jaimefountaine "look like...." sure... 😏If you had to choose an old picture of you as an album cover, what would you pick? https://t.co/GtH0heYWqf https://t.co/KivdcnI8D4In retrospect it was not my greatest idea to get a new tattoo that was timed such that the worst of the healing pro… https://t.co/rOtCxDi59b @alexthesccrflsh Little man's hair is full of secrets. Secrets like what "loving them both" really means @RachelFersh Seeing the resources made available to wealthier troops in the suburbs vs. urban scouts has been really disheartening. @RachelFersh I think GSUSA has definitely been better overall than BSUSA—less dogma, certainly better on gay/trans… https://t.co/S0wQ1yq1joDo better"at some point in the future, we will get around to observing what happened" No timeline, no culpability, no crit… https://t.co/JaYEFhW6KhWhen we're thinking of police leadership response to the overwhelming, often-recorded evidence of police brutality,… https://t.co/4kEa3W8wS8 @RachelFersh If it makes you both feel any better, it's been embarrassing for years, and I say this as both a Scout and a troop leader. @wownicebuttdude The aggressive blinking is so muchThis is an excellent explainer for why indoor social activity is so dangerous for COVID-19 transmission--even with… https://t.co/is2lzclxEi
Retweeted by spooky-type usernameWe are about to live (or not live) through a dictatorial coup as a disease ravages our vulnerable populations, and… https://t.co/HPlIPZJAeToh right happy halloween, two years ago i worked at a dog daycare where this was a dog’s halloween costume and i st… https://t.co/zIjJn21Xkq
Retweeted by spooky-type username @sophyish It will not 😞BB made me the crispiest eggplant parm. @ambernoelle "we believe those documents are authentic"Glad we have this "self care plan"So we're all gonna stock up on groceries so that next week an already-impeached President can steal an election thr… https://t.co/U8fXNGXqAW @anna_orso An investigation into all 20 officers who were present and complicit in this act, @PPDCommish ? @fancywhitebread Love the girls, hate the institution 🙃When the misoprostol hits https://t.co/gS9nyMFWXo
Retweeted by spooky-type username @thesusan I could see like a loose lacy shawl? @alexhillman You're an adult, you're allowed to make that choice
10/29
2020
@ada_retired @PhillyMayor lol what @totaldrivel Oh god, I'm so sorry. There's so much guilt and despair around losing an animal you've been the careta… https://t.co/daPgBAcwSSGonna call 10/27's Good Thing this: https://t.co/kOzSiWfqgf @nottjmiller Dang boys TJ Miller really thinks he's making a point, doesn't he
10/28
2020

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