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mallory @theyaremallory layin on the floor

no memories, just vibes (she/they whatever, just not he)

662 Following   94 Followers   2,448 Tweets

Joined Twitter 5/31/20


All I need is just ONE reason to hate Green Day and I will I swear to god. I already don’t get the music.https://t.co/Qzhyn0oYsO
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Retweeted by mallory @YoPetrall DomerYou know magicians everywhere were so sick when the Masked Magician started airing
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5/9
2021
I was strong enough to ignore the purple. But this.... https://t.co/JNUddeNdcTThis laugh is perfect holy shit https://t.co/UQzxBWYUvu @Stuffnmuffns I can hit a punching bag so hard I impregnate it (nonsexual)Been trying to buy a new pc for a minute now and keep having to pay expenses. Now I’m finna be without one for a minute. StrugglinWe are holding a memorial for LEVEL$ in our Cv27 section in discord Sunday at 630pm eastern time. We got the okay f… https://t.co/EvieVopgj9
Retweeted by mallory @ineedagothbitch I don’t really fuck with social magicks off principal. But love magick really finna make you unhappy unless it consensual
5/8
2021
If someone really try to manifest love by leaving crystals around you that’s sus as hell ain’t no one consent to that.Boots is so fruity for that https://t.co/kimy8cjdpF
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Retweeted by malloryIf your kitchen looks anything like this we coming for you first in the class war. https://t.co/aN9Y3VvKYl
5/7
2021
Run this up. https://t.co/wAt0EStAjxguys I’m staying the night at someone’s house and I accidentally used the Clorox bleach wipes on my ass what do I d… https://t.co/BIOqzkSaCRhttps://t.co/EhuANczAuf
Retweeted by mallory @CreditCardNumbr @ineedagothbitch @stillsigma Worst Tyler album https://t.co/wi9eznPJmg @stillsigma @ineedagothbitch cherry bomb https://t.co/v2nDy5TVFV
Retweeted by malloryit's almost like when your exposed to more people you get more eyes on you https://t.co/uCAjYQzwZ5
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5/6
2021
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Retweeted by malloryLEVEL$ was incredibly kind and considerate. He always checked in despite us not being close, and he always DM’d his… https://t.co/ENr92MobkyIT'S LEVEL$ FOREVER
Retweeted by malloryRIP LEVEL$. I don’t even know what to say, I can’t believe it man. Rest easy homie.
Retweeted by malloryLEVEL$ being gone doesn’t make any sense. Really struggling to wrap my brain around thishttps://t.co/soabYQ0oT1
Retweeted by malloryCried and got introspective, too high for this rn 😡stop talking and look at baby Clifford https://t.co/Z65FHgKQX0
Retweeted by malloryWhat it mean that someone read me a children’s picture book about worrying and I started sobbing?When Creepy Susie said “Lil Ivan Uzi Vert” I felt that shit
5/5
2021
#spookymonth #addamsfamily "Welcome... to my home..." https://t.co/TngxTt4uPA
Retweeted by malloryWhen you truly accept people’s identities you see any trait as belonging to any concept. Things that are preconceiv… https://t.co/QRbfiK9ZtYWant more music friends. If anyone has any groups or servers I can be added too I’m down. 👀 @clover_ghost Easy @theyaremallory https://t.co/AX1LlhufwU
Retweeted by malloryI’m gonna cry I love my friends so much
5/4
2021
This how the Flonase hit https://t.co/UrA88yS3Euguess whose mum is tryna get them into nft again https://t.co/rNfXpLZMH9
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Retweeted by malloryI was pretty pessimistic about this but seeing it in this light reminds me that I’d sob if I saw some of my favorit… https://t.co/oWyYaQoLzt
5/3
2021
Just found a way to get cleaner vocals. 😈 imma be hitting up rapper left and right. Looking to get killed on a track.Prolly one of my favorite rappers in the game rn. This man don’t miss https://t.co/UdTpAcqf47I got that #swag! Do you???
Retweeted by malloryI got that #swag! Do you???ITS MAY NOW!!! Here is my March/April playlist! https://t.co/0bDFvkkU7sYep. https://t.co/IvSjOXf4dl
Retweeted by mallorywent to pick up my pizza from Pizza Hut and saw the prettiest girl there 😳❤️
Retweeted by malloryjust took a 6 hour nap, you bitches just can’t compete https://t.co/FQPDE53nvv
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5/2
2021
@iamsodamo Their voice started to get all panicky and like, worried. Just gave mans a bad trip or something.Think I just made someone have an actual existential breakdown by telling them I don’t know what their “usual” is.… https://t.co/G2nGrRlkV2VIRAL TWITTER MEMES ARE LITERALLY LIKE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS A JOKE AND NOBODY LAUGHS BUT SOMEONE ELSE TELLS THE SAME… https://t.co/mO89efB7dv
Retweeted by mallory @Stuffnmuffns Thriller Bark. Slogging through it a lil? https://t.co/vgtK9MLzIm
Retweeted by malloryWait you mean to tell me Spider-Man is a genius anxiety ridden 20 something with the ability to tell when danger is… https://t.co/Bq8IX5IWpnDoes T-Pain not understand that he’s famous or is he just that coolTime to just play Spider-Man and be comfyMy new compilation of b sides 'Excerpts Vol. 1' is out now! https://t.co/E78yMLBWHK
Retweeted by malloryThis is the worst day at work I’ve had in a minutewhen your transphobic aunt and uncle r at your house https://t.co/iKWgbUFBWX
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5/1
2021
Man I genuinely cry or get goosebumps when I see a dope song put over any hard anime scene. @CreditCardNumbr That’s a good way to advertise the new albumgonna start sending job applications to every company but instead of any contact information or a resume, i’m just… https://t.co/huHoP0xUmG
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Retweeted by mallorylet me compose music for your low budget early 2000s korean mmorpg https://t.co/KGVFaSbUyi
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Retweeted by malloryi would (respectfully) curbstomp anyone for this caring gorgeous angel right here @LilBanng https://t.co/9tLwEJsvn7
Retweeted by mallory @Stuffnmuffns The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigmaWAT https://t.co/NHva6DKDA9
Retweeted by malloryWhy have I not seen this with penis length https://t.co/9v8BfgBRb2
4/30
2021
it’s raining out and this lady just put a ziploc bag over her head to walk to her car
Retweeted by mallory @iamRav Rav feat: Kill Bill https://t.co/ts1ozu5Xri
Retweeted by mallory @Stuffnmuffns Sex MonkeysI’m on my highest high right now it’s always been the music
Retweeted by mallorygo follow my girl nancy https://t.co/VNWpXVOEyu
Retweeted by malloryNu Drip Gamerz, you know what the fuck is up @SuperMegaShow https://t.co/JYBElVqmhs
Retweeted by mallory @YoPetrall Why you tweet this after I go to work. I was playing Cold War all morningY’all be fartin?
4/29
2021
yung gravy be like new york bitches on my johnson, ur mom fucks me like john paulson
Retweeted by malloryWhat’s your favorite beat and why?judge judy is still a bitch
Retweeted by malloryI’m very proud of you and all that but you succeeded in making your FX makeup look gross and I don’t wanna see it please.pov: ur afk and forgot to close overwatch https://t.co/sOFRA4FggH
Retweeted by mallory @TheSecretSaria POGCumpI cut added sugars out of my diet and now I really can’t handle sweet stuff at all. I tried to eat a gogurt the oth… https://t.co/uWVkEA116e
Retweeted by malloryfound this in my documents folder which means i created it but I don't remember doing this at all https://t.co/1sJ1E6BUDA
Retweeted by mallorydid not need to see this https://t.co/66TRlgrZzD
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Retweeted by malloryWish I lived in a pirate port town
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4/28
2021
The dysphoria hittin today 😔Peter suggested I name myself after my favorite character from Babysitters Club https://t.co/XW0EyducBiIt’s my name. But I names myself after a character from The Babysitters Club https://t.co/FtWz6kFduFWow they found my house https://t.co/x6ERvxnBkz
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4/27
2021

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