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Narrative Director at @fuseboxgames, responsible for Love Island The Game. All opinions my own. he/him

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Joined Twitter 4/4/11


@MazHem_ If the cuppa is your priority then why have you been so cool to the noble and harmonious ginger nut? @MazHem_ I can't understand why you've put caramel digestives so low. They are the zeus of biscuits. The very biscuit of biscuits. @MazHem_ https://t.co/j4J4NeYSEH @MazHem_ WHAT
10/21
2019
FUCK BORIS
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10/20
2019
Zippo's Circus? Whatever next! Rizla's Zoo?
10/19
2019
@fuseboxgames Well, there's a typo in this tweet but it's got ten likes so I'm leaving it up. Off on holibobs. Bye all. @BeigeGirl @Fred We went big! Now I'm heading home.What to say about this? Except that I can't believe it over, and I can't wait for people to see what's coming next.… https://t.co/9FXzM7afA9
10/8
2019
Props to the Old Street-based Central London Osteopathy And Sports Injury Clinic who, amid a sea of minimal typefac… https://t.co/UdyJ6dblCQ
10/7
2019
@gregbuchanan My posture is garbage, should I get one?Hello #world. I'm officially back to #freelance (for now), so feel free to contact me and discuss your requests. Le… https://t.co/TLA0I1A5nV
Retweeted by EdNo one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly.
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10/5
2019
me and @thing_stuff were on the Soho Radio for Gayming Live talking about diverse stories in gaming !! https://t.co/JDsQSRFRVZ
Retweeted by EdRelatedly, me and @frankiewakerry are on the radio! Podcast coming later in the month. Talking about getting into g… https://t.co/FhyW9teLIc❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 https://t.co/BsP9hE1mHD
10/3
2019
There should be a name for a road so long and straight you can see your bus before the stop says "due" @emshort Oh no, I can't make it cos I'll be in Scotland! My diary is an absolute garbage fire at the moment. I'm so sorry I'll miss this!
10/1
2019
I'm gonna miss the pretty books https://t.co/9QtGH7ZFk8
9/29
2019
Macmillan We have not overthrown the divine right of kings for the divine right of experts Churchill Failure is no… https://t.co/OwBAeuJvl5
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9/25
2019
@leighalexander He works at a vape shop! 😭Alexis Kennedy used to be my boss. I wrote this after reading his post last week: https://t.co/mJPrBH7hyt
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9/24
2019
Reason #4 troika is better than d&d: Fortle. #troikarpg #dnd https://t.co/nE1YgGOleP
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9/21
2019
Thats true it should be around $110 https://t.co/hN3yi68LcK
Retweeted by Ed @GaryJKings Love Island the game season 3 (he'd be like lol no way) Tie between Dirty Computer and Is Satan Real b… https://t.co/mpUpnUQZnz
9/20
2019
😔 pensive + 😘 kissing-heart + 👊 fist-bump = https://t.co/9b5ObTT1Pw
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9/19
2019
@GameOnNewscom a butt?oh hey look at this thing that set my soul to burning with the fury of a dying sun https://t.co/UnhaDjU3Wl
Retweeted by Ed @SamMGreer @Neeto_Makar 👀Is it called "the news" because it's a list of all the things that are "new"?My man! https://t.co/VysFxcvYYNhey, hey you psst have you played #CanAndroidsPray yet? https://t.co/k1RElms2bO https://t.co/RNWLxfYMQX
Retweeted by EdReal quick! Tonight, is it:Also: stop asking victims "why didn't you say anything?" That question answers itself in two ways: 1) They are. Ri… https://t.co/qVAdlkRXxS
Retweeted by EdI wish people would understand that when developers call out other colleagues in the industry, it's because *litera… https://t.co/vCbh50wOsl
Retweeted by Ed @McReynoldsJoe @taye_x Good point. I certainly can't think of anyone. @unormal Look after yourself!
9/17
2019
Imagine if this champ was eating liquorice down a well at midnight on a moonless night with its eyes shut. https://t.co/RVIWRazQJ0 @Jupiter_Hadley It's on the weather factory website."i didn't ever abuse my authority over anyone except by sleeping with my direct report, and if i did i didn't conti… https://t.co/yEtRJ0VOAB
Retweeted by Ed @SamuelPartridge Omg yeah we'll make it happenI mentioned a while back I’d done my first-ever “pure” writing job; this is it. A Hitchcockian thriller with a bit… https://t.co/j8yr5FZwO2
Retweeted by EdEvery part of that article fills me with rage. Fuck off. He's done.Beyond that - how fucking dare he make a post attempting to defend himself by dragging the names of his victims. His time's up.Alexis Kennedy is an abuser. Everyone in this industry knows it. I don't much care what he has to say about it. @betterthemask You have my support. Fuck these people. @SamuelPartridge My man! Well done! Huge hype. Can't wait to steal someone's ipad so I can play it.:o https://t.co/dp4LEsoIL9
9/16
2019
Big shout out to @habito for having maybe the most off putting advert ever made in which a cartoon man stressed out… https://t.co/kSmVFxHbAv @braschendorf Buddy, this isn't something I can help with. You need to talk to him about timetables and deadlines.… https://t.co/53Fv1OI38pIf you told me when I joined Twitter my 5000th tweet would be about writing a blog for 4 years comparing my life to… https://t.co/Jt74Yw6JpE
Retweeted by EdIf everyone who has ever been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we would reach a million by Monday https://t.co/qX3orRNVMG
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9/15
2019
@ChellaRamanan Like tears in rain.
9/14
2019
1 in 3 18-34 year olds haven't registered to vote. Let's change this. https://t.co/xZGhmnOvvc
Retweeted by Ed @joningold if twine and ink are both good narrative design tools then the best narrative design tools come when you… https://t.co/FCbu4xQj1i @joningold what's really going to bake your noodle is when you learn that the spreadsheet mostly contains links to individual .ink files @Brica6rac Harlowe makes me feel like uncle fester in the addams family, who is most happy and comfortable when str… https://t.co/hhAHYrtaUV
9/13
2019
@GaryJKings https://t.co/yrT8bvEoXaWhen I finally get around to finishing this python course, you're all gonna know about it.Can do: Twine, C# so long as it's in the context of Unity, LUA for pico8, a good amount of game maker language. Ca… https://t.co/Bogu2MGexmI wish Twine wasn't the only way I knew how to program stuff.Man when I can finally get Twine to read this spreadsheet, then I'm gonna really start to fuck some shit up. @SamuelPartridge Chair that doubles as functional toiletThere's something deeply strange about the marketing and communications around this Fitness Hoop, but I'm also real… https://t.co/KS566V9Sl5 @KempPlays You can't stop me, I'm gonna eat so many, just let me have this
9/12
2019
FUCK BORIS
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9/11
2019
I wonder if there's some kind of electronic game element or is it just "play with a bouncy hoop while your friends cheer".I am as delighted by the Hoop as the people in the video.Tweet of the year. https://t.co/Rpznk90om2Wakes up in night, checks twitter, sees these people enervating the Nintendo Mystery Hoop, falls asleep. https://t.co/KdvsnWkMO2
9/6
2019
@elskwhite @gregbuchanan @GaryJKings Aw, let em have their blood feud @MazHem_ I'd love to be proven wrong, though! @MazHem_ I couldn't find anything that seemed to coalesce into a workable method when I dug around for it a while ago.To be clear, I'd like to START with a table of values in an external editor (like google sheets) and END with that… https://t.co/WoclXarXJdIf anyone reckons they might have an idea for (even a very hacky) way to do this, but thinks it might take a few ho… https://t.co/fMOY9IhtaeDoes anyone know a process - any process - by which I can take a spreadsheet (or equivalent format - json, csv, wha… https://t.co/lGTkZLOEv1
9/5
2019
@Shelleyjcoates Excited about the mystery dinner. @KempPlays @jujuadams To answer you question seriously - in season 6 @KempPlays @jujuadams If I told you "this is a water bottle" would you take that as an instruction to pour water on… https://t.co/bmFhPGGCT1Thank you for being here! It's nice to meet you!This is somewhat of a professional account but I also use it personally to post My Bullshit (when I'm back on it).… https://t.co/0FJJLsL9kNWhen I say "best", I mean that in terms of ethics and representation as well as the quality of the story and its de… https://t.co/0fNgHAjkWMOh hi new followers! I'm Ed, narrative director at @fuseboxgames. We're a London-based studio of around 35 people,… https://t.co/ATUdiPz4fC @MotherMuchy England! Sorry, should have clarified. @Damnit_Dodge @Indie_Intern It isn't something we've ever done before but potentially for the right applicant it mi… https://t.co/c0Fh4kXABa @kmschenk @ChungLeda Our process is very much built around having our writers available in-house, unfortunately. Sorry!
9/4
2019
If you'd like additional information about either of these positions, please contact jobs@fuseboxgames.comAlso, there's a possibility that with the right applicants, we might hire more than one person into each role.We're a London based studio ideally looking for people who can work in-house. I'd like to see applications from peo… https://t.co/2Pnl0YzcLTOr, if you have a couple years experience, you may be more interested in this senior position: https://t.co/h997CjuUiJHere's the listing for the entry-to-mid-level position: https://t.co/OoRcvvDHnQPleased (and lowkey terrified) to announce that Fusebox are now officially HIRING WRITERS. Please help me signal boost these listings! @SuperLowBudge ooh great, for my bus journey @JmacDotOrg mine has cranks, little latches and sliders, bits sticking out on prongs, switches hidden behind panels, it's absurd @GaryJKings If I could will one answer to this be true, it would be this @LosttoLauren OMG THAT'S WHY THIS KEEPS HAPPENINGAnybody out there know a chair expert who can help me figure out what all these levers under my chair do?
9/3
2019
Retweet if you are an artist/creator and have ever experienced impostor syndrome.
Retweeted by Ed🤩 stars-eyes + 💀 skull = https://t.co/dCy3NSsCHg
Retweeted by Ed @frankiewakerry you know I've been thinking about this for absolutely days and I have to climb down off my podium -… https://t.co/GIbKEDk6rC
9/2
2019

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