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☼ “pretty” ☼ “youthful” ☼ “chic af” ☼ #RealEstate #Marketer ☼ (he/him) ☼ #blacklivesmatter

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Joined Twitter 7/8/11


@L_RPayne This show is a huge guilty pleasure of mine
4/11
2021
I love vodka and myself
Retweeted by thomas hamrick @OllyTheWizard @correcthq @spicy_boi97 @HarveyHubcap @Auts_Adventures I’d be honored
4/10
2021
3:39 is the latest it can be. No joke.
4/9
2021
If your shorts this summer aren’t short enough that Fox News would devote a segment to them as a reason American so… https://t.co/2evzgSHNpH
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4/8
2021
My Uber driver from March 5, 2020 just thanked me on the app for my $3 tip 🤨
4/7
2021
Me: Im so over college Also me: a masters degree sure would look nice on my wall.....
Retweeted by thomas hamrickLETS GO GAY AGENDA!!!!
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4/6
2021
I truly only go on dates with people so they will engage with my Instagram content
4/5
2021
@xoxo_vnicole Big mistake. Why would you do this? SADNESSthe point of tweeting is not to go viral. the point of tweeting is to get a few likes and a concerned text from a friend
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4/4
2021
Do y’all really think I PERM MY HAIR? These curls are natural bruh @carleescrst And you didn’t like it either time. How rudeAre you telling me a banana nut in this muffin? 🍌Me when I go on vacation with Emily and Mark https://t.co/4EjCpHcICZ
4/3
2021
Is there a way I can just FaceTime everyone at once
4/2
2021
@c0urthall You just unlocked a memory I forgot I had
4/1
2021
@OllyTheWizard Of course!!! @OllyTheWizard https://t.co/NkXh9j479vJamie Lee Curtis is currently on her way to the Suez Canal with a can of Activia
Retweeted by thomas hamrick @OllyTheWizard You can do thisThis is me begging for retweets bc I can barely afford beer anymore 🙏🏼 help a sister out @MichelobULTRA https://t.co/sfep4aKxRM
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3/29
2021
Happy birthday to the love of my life @writtenbynikki 💞🙌🏼🍾
3/28
2021
Am I...am I about to fight these bagels? https://t.co/jrdiJkipRT
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3/27
2021
You can burn all the sage u want... I’ll be back
Retweeted by thomas hamrickI’ve been sitting here working for the last six hours while my Spotify plays in the background and the algorithm ha… https://t.co/xlF8Q37PAk @onlineguy420 Yeeyee
3/25
2021
The sun and warm weather are REVIVING meMTV just be pressing play on “Ridiculousness” and leave the studio for 3 days
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3/23
2021
When you’ve texted him three times and he hasn’t answered https://t.co/ke6LQXqwS3self hate is dead, we r delusionally sexy now
Retweeted by thomas hamrickFergie is a national treasure we must protect at all costs
3/22
2021
Men who wear a chain or chains underneath your clothes. Why?
3/19
2021
I WAS INVITED TO SPEAK ON A MARKETING AND BRANDING PANEL FOR A NATIONAL CONFERENCE. UM HOW COOL??!?!Just got my first post college doodle poll and oh god please no
3/17
2021
Why do the people at @Sonos feel the need to require me to download a different new app every few months just so I can access my speakers??
3/12
2021
i spent four months making this so might as well post on twitter too 🧍🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/MUldh1GA16
Retweeted by thomas hamrick @_asokk @hunteryharris I would love to see this 😩🤣
3/9
2021
@emilyincincy I’m a morning person now 🥴 @emilyincincy You’re such a zillenialEmily said she would cheer me on my workout on the Apple Watch and she didn’t. FAKE. @onlineguy420 🥰💞 @onlineguy420 I hope you’ll remember me now that you’re famous
3/5
2021
@kortneymarie12 Ah hell yes, because that shit slaps @kortneymarie12 This is like half my personality though @emilyincincy MRKTR1 might need to happen
3/2
2021
@kraft_macnchees I love a good symbiotic relationshipIf I ever talk about getting a personalized license plate, please kill me @kraft_macnchees I got you.
3/1
2021
@kurtis_mckeon We used to not start until 11:30 and now I’m wanting to leave by like 10:45 🤣 I’m just built different now 🤷🏼‍♂️
2/28
2021
@xoxo_vnicole Drop the link
2/27
2021
you mean to tell me a barb wired this fence?
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2/26
2021
@katielorrainee @allie_wonderly @Shervinskie Exactly. @Shervinskie @allie_wonderly Come on over!! @allie_wonderly @Shervinskie I’ve never had homemade so bob evans are tier 1 for me @Shervinskie @allie_wonderly Okay but have y’all had the frozen bob evans mashed potatoes
2/24
2021
@Claire_Dunphy32 Capital University problems, February spring break 🤣
2/23
2021
All I want is to go to the club and throw this badonkadonk ass in a circle to saweetie and doja cat’s song best friendI need to see a clogging routine of no body no crime by Taylor swift please @nataleeadams This is content I HEAVILY relate with
2/20
2021
the notes app apology is the most significant new literary genre of the past decade
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2/18
2021
1/3 https://t.co/uCrAwxUn9X
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2/16
2021
We must revive the inspired 1970s concept of the “conversation pit” https://t.co/LMaZHFGrrN
Retweeted by thomas hamrickI have been informed it is not, I will be removing it from my vocabulary. Thank you for keeping me youthful and vibrantCan gen z let me know if we are still saying “slay” in terms of like “damn you look good” bc I comment it on a lot… https://t.co/7jXt3U2VBB @writtenbynikki Thank you for saying this
2/15
2021
Wow can’t wait for my life to be over next month when I turn 23
2/12
2021
@emilyincincy The hypocrisy https://t.co/ruqAyjDNI9 @emilyincincy The I’m overwhelmed and the spring market is upon us diet @emilyincincy You’re right, I say as I stress ate an entire bag of salt and vinegar kettle cooked chips today @writtenbynikki YesCurfew or not, I don’t even think my body could handle being at a bar or club until 2:30 in the morning anymorenormalize being evil and motivated by revenge
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2/11
2021
@emilyincincy I will remember thatIf your outfit doesn’t get dirty looks from old people... is it even a good outfit?
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2/9
2021
@emilyincincy Jose Cuervo in a capital university shot glass please @emilyincincy See you soon @emilyincincy I have informed mark @emilyincincy I petition to have this happen in may @emilyincincy Okay but can mark still make us the cheddar bay biscuits @emilyincincy We??? @Shervinskie @allie_wonderly Was literally thinking the same thingThis halftime show is just giving me flashbacks of 2nd floor cotterman when @allie_wonderly would only play the weeknd
Retweeted by thomas hamrick @Shervinskie @torigraceee13 Yuck, too slimy @Shervinskie @torigraceee13 OH SHIT @Shervinskie @torigraceee13 All decisions involve me @iviehopkins You get it 😢 @torigraceee13 @Shervinskie Tori knowsThis is the first year in a LONG TIME I won’t be able to watch the super bowl and wake up the next morning and talk… https://t.co/n79lyKGzif
2/8
2021
@kraft_macnchees Oh my I did not know this, kudos to them @Kroth15 What do you know @Kroth15 Please tell me this is truePetition to replace Renner with the Zig
2/7
2021
@nataleeadams 😭😭😭 @SarabelleLouise https://t.co/PaiPgzz9wdOkay, I now have conflicting reports from very reliable zig sources so someone please tell me if this is trueI am unwellOmg the zig is CLOSING. WHAT.
2/6
2021
jojo siwa talking about her girlfriend has me crying happy tears 🥺 https://t.co/CxiCFFSG4S
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2/5
2021

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