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@L_RPayne This show is a huge guilty pleasure of mine

I love vodka and myself
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3:39 is the latest it can be. No joke.

If your shorts this summer aren’t short enough that Fox News would devote a segment to them as a reason American so… https://t.co/2evzgSHNpH
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My Uber driver from March 5, 2020 just thanked me on the app for my $3 tip 🤨

Me: Im so over college Also me: a masters degree sure would look nice on my wall.....
Retweeted by thomas hamrickLETS GO GAY AGENDA!!!!
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I truly only go on dates with people so they will engage with my Instagram content

@xoxo_vnicole Big mistake. Why would you do this? SADNESSthe point of tweeting is not to go viral. the point of tweeting is to get a few likes and a concerned text from a friend
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Do y’all really think I PERM MY HAIR? These curls are natural bruh @carleescrst And you didn’t like it either time. How rudeAre you telling me a banana nut in this muffin? 🍌Me when I go on vacation with Emily and Mark https://t.co/4EjCpHcICZ

Is there a way I can just FaceTime everyone at once

@c0urthall You just unlocked a memory I forgot I had

@OllyTheWizard Of course!!! @OllyTheWizard https://t.co/NkXh9j479vJamie Lee Curtis is currently on her way to the Suez Canal with a can of Activia
Retweeted by thomas hamrick @OllyTheWizard You can do thisThis is me begging for retweets bc I can barely afford beer anymore 🙏🏼 help a sister out @MichelobULTRA https://t.co/sfep4aKxRM
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Happy birthday to the love of my life @writtenbynikki 💞🙌🏼🍾

Am I...am I about to fight these bagels? https://t.co/jrdiJkipRT
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You can burn all the sage u want... I’ll be back
Retweeted by thomas hamrickI’ve been sitting here working for the last six hours while my Spotify plays in the background and the algorithm ha… https://t.co/xlF8Q37PAk @onlineguy420 Yeeyee

The sun and warm weather are REVIVING meMTV just be pressing play on “Ridiculousness” and leave the studio for 3 days
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When you’ve texted him three times and he hasn’t answered https://t.co/ke6LQXqwS3self hate is dead, we r delusionally sexy now
Retweeted by thomas hamrickFergie is a national treasure we must protect at all costs

Men who wear a chain or chains underneath your clothes. Why?

I WAS INVITED TO SPEAK ON A MARKETING AND BRANDING PANEL FOR A NATIONAL CONFERENCE. UM HOW COOL??!?!Just got my first post college doodle poll and oh god please no

Why do the people at @Sonos feel the need to require me to download a different new app every few months just so I can access my speakers??

i spent four months making this so might as well post on twitter too 🧍🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/MUldh1GA16
Retweeted by thomas hamrick @_asokk @hunteryharris I would love to see this 😩🤣

@emilyincincy I’m a morning person now 🥴 @emilyincincy You’re such a zillenialEmily said she would cheer me on my workout on the Apple Watch and she didn’t. FAKE. @onlineguy420 🥰💞 @onlineguy420 I hope you’ll remember me now that you’re famous

@kortneymarie12 Ah hell yes, because that shit slaps @kortneymarie12 This is like half my personality though @emilyincincy MRKTR1 might need to happen

@kraft_macnchees I love a good symbiotic relationshipIf I ever talk about getting a personalized license plate, please kill me @kraft_macnchees I got you.

@kurtis_mckeon We used to not start until 11:30 and now I’m wanting to leave by like 10:45 🤣 I’m just built different now 🤷🏼‍♂️

@xoxo_vnicole Drop the link

you mean to tell me a barb wired this fence?
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@katielorrainee @allie_wonderly @Shervinskie Exactly. @Shervinskie @allie_wonderly Come on over!! @allie_wonderly @Shervinskie I’ve never had homemade so bob evans are tier 1 for me @Shervinskie @allie_wonderly Okay but have y’all had the frozen bob evans mashed potatoes

@Claire_Dunphy32 Capital University problems, February spring break 🤣

All I want is to go to the club and throw this badonkadonk ass in a circle to saweetie and doja cat’s song best friendI need to see a clogging routine of no body no crime by Taylor swift please @nataleeadams This is content I HEAVILY relate with

the notes app apology is the most significant new literary genre of the past decade
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1/3 https://t.co/uCrAwxUn9X
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We must revive the inspired 1970s concept of the “conversation pit” https://t.co/LMaZHFGrrN
Retweeted by thomas hamrickI have been informed it is not, I will be removing it from my vocabulary. Thank you for keeping me youthful and vibrantCan gen z let me know if we are still saying “slay” in terms of like “damn you look good” bc I comment it on a lot… https://t.co/7jXt3U2VBB @writtenbynikki Thank you for saying this

Wow can’t wait for my life to be over next month when I turn 23

@emilyincincy The hypocrisy https://t.co/ruqAyjDNI9 @emilyincincy The I’m overwhelmed and the spring market is upon us diet @emilyincincy You’re right, I say as I stress ate an entire bag of salt and vinegar kettle cooked chips today @writtenbynikki YesCurfew or not, I don’t even think my body could handle being at a bar or club until 2:30 in the morning anymorenormalize being evil and motivated by revenge
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@emilyincincy I will remember thatIf your outfit doesn’t get dirty looks from old people... is it even a good outfit?
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@emilyincincy Jose Cuervo in a capital university shot glass please @emilyincincy See you soon @emilyincincy I have informed mark @emilyincincy I petition to have this happen in may @emilyincincy Okay but can mark still make us the cheddar bay biscuits @emilyincincy We??? @Shervinskie @allie_wonderly Was literally thinking the same thingThis halftime show is just giving me flashbacks of 2nd floor cotterman when @allie_wonderly would only play the weeknd
Retweeted by thomas hamrick @Shervinskie @torigraceee13 Yuck, too slimy @Shervinskie @torigraceee13 OH SHIT @Shervinskie @torigraceee13 All decisions involve me @iviehopkins You get it 😢 @torigraceee13 @Shervinskie Tori knowsThis is the first year in a LONG TIME I won’t be able to watch the super bowl and wake up the next morning and talk… https://t.co/n79lyKGzif

@kraft_macnchees Oh my I did not know this, kudos to them @Kroth15 What do you know @Kroth15 Please tell me this is truePetition to replace Renner with the Zig

@nataleeadams 😭😭😭 @SarabelleLouise https://t.co/PaiPgzz9wdOkay, I now have conflicting reports from very reliable zig sources so someone please tell me if this is trueI am unwellOmg the zig is CLOSING. WHAT.

jojo siwa talking about her girlfriend has me crying happy tears 🥺 https://t.co/CxiCFFSG4S
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