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thwack @thwacktician chicago (he/him)

i write content not tragedies: @pandaglobal @tempo_storm @crunchyroll *opinions are my own*

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Joined Twitter 12/5/16


@JustRojas I thought you’d never ask https://t.co/FjqYLZ1r8j新すばらしきこのせかい より リンドウ #新すばらしきこのせかい #新すばせか #TWEWY2 https://t.co/L1bUoUYjXs
Retweeted by thwack @DeputyARUUU Such a beautiful phase of quarantine 😌 https://t.co/vqWQrLzscS
11/24
2020
@Romanova First thing that came to mind when I saw his tat was “love UNIST” but I’m sure it’s sweeter than thatHey all! Are there any teams/orgs looking to sign a video editor or photographer atm? Looking for: • consistent w… https://t.co/4p1pCiKoX5
Retweeted by thwackLF zilean slave https://t.co/rHiorjVdkX
Retweeted by thwackA juicy ass pic can get 1000 likes but how many can our troops get? https://t.co/uvRHi8bUC5 @SpectreFoto Not sure who said areietty, but I’ve seen a lot of them and that’s probably the only one I didn’t like… https://t.co/itx7mcNmKG @SLEP_GCE @Ketchup_Jr I feel that. I’m lucky enough to have thick/consistent facial hair but the stache is always wimpyEvery time I watch Zain I say “I’m going to pickup marth and get sick at melee” *plays for five minutes* https://t.co/1c2DJLT6eV @devilmaycats never have I ever seen someone get so much from a spotdodge 💀https://t.co/CKTHjEIkJJ
Retweeted by thwack @lina_shim foolish... @jacobdharen WHY HASN’T ANYONE SAID CLAYTON FROM TARZAN https://t.co/YvyEaV31lt
11/23
2020
@_graceleon https://t.co/gPaF5BRktj @_peachparfait chicago pigeons are equally fearless @scarciti u made good coffee wanna go out https://t.co/zYiKra30gg @Dong_Dingly High key happens with undisputed greats from every communityI put a laugh track over the Mama Luigi episode for some reason https://t.co/Mmn6HNgQN7
Retweeted by thwack @PistolsAtDawne As a m7 rakan I demand that we play sometime @ChicagoPQ @Deanna_Gowland Vouch
11/22
2020
@itsrobinrose https://t.co/KslHzMJZy9These handmaid’s tale nanny mcphee looking ass colors resonate with me https://t.co/Uy2FUPajEb @_AlexHirsch When the replies are everyone except for TV showrunners https://t.co/bi0qnsNAho @PG_ESAM IS THIS A PLAY ON PAC’S CHEESINESS @PG_ESAM Do I spy homemade cheesecake @GoGeurt arby’s @ScriptJCR WE OUUUT! Congrats bro @jacquicollins_ @KSteimer SHE LOOKS SO CONTENTI was innocently looking for one piece apparel and... https://t.co/unlJKPlwWKhttps://t.co/7vkH31cY76
Retweeted by thwackfighting games be like https://t.co/SUL1VGQXzU
Retweeted by thwack @feraligayle Hehe miss u smelly @feraligayle How did you find out about my labyrinth
11/21
2020
@MangoeCOS I’m 23 and this shit is rocket scienceThanks to this mf I always doubt my spelling of the word ‘taboo’ https://t.co/JlzZzM81I2 @ncastro46 YOU’RE COMPARING MY HARMLESS SELFIE TO MICKEY MOUSE CENTIPEDE WITH TITTIES The nerve @Cody0Rodeo Holy f*ck Now we’re talkingDo not talk to me until you’ve grown a face beard https://t.co/blzDlIAz5b @Deanna_Gowland blasphemous @Yoomoo_19 i too wonder thishttps://t.co/bQE4rLratF
Retweeted by thwack @imkillinyou Fuckin amumu doesn’t die
11/20
2020
When mordekaiser ults you https://t.co/oJrWQuvyz9It’s 2022. The virus is finally eradicated and Broadway has reopened. You’re on a hot date to see a new coming of a… https://t.co/PXmFFjkkFe @GoGeurt naw @EonNite Poggers ain’t even just a phrase anymore. It’s a way of lifetoday marks 15yrs since we signed up on YT as “smosh”. we’d no idea we were on to something that’d impact us so hea… https://t.co/ZEeUwxfGh6
Retweeted by thwackNormalize saying roflcopter instead of lol @PandaGlobal Not pogged to see my application leakedAlright, #dnd/#ttrpg Folks! It's time for another community boost. 💜😤 Drop your tabletop wares below, be they sup… https://t.co/mW5RSlaBAK
Retweeted by thwack @danfornace @thegameawards One freaking punch manwhat is joe bidens plan for bringing the cheesy potato loaded griller back to taco bell
Retweeted by thwackSalt lamps are this generations lava lamps
Retweeted by thwack @Tempo_Storm Plan Simple
11/19
2020
Lol it’s so funny that this is the third video I’ve seen this year where people praise Logan Paul on something pogg… https://t.co/sgFn8Ewu7y @xMilo19 Since you’re good at makeup and doomed to a fate of orange haired characters https://t.co/i3RqP7ACk9 @HazmattRules One thing is for sure that mfs should respect wario as much as they doYou ever just trying to play a fun game of league but god says https://t.co/5MAnK88EbH @GoGeurt we’re too sensitive to bring top friend lists back @OvileeMay Thicc rakan @xMilo19 https://t.co/N2R94bMKcu @MangoeCOS @SquiggsZeroTwo Wait mangs I can explain @SquiggsZeroTwo If you encounter this with your eyes you’re obligated to pay me money @carbonbae SOS I don’t get it
11/18
2020
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Retweeted by thwack6’3 cough cough NOT that it matters https://t.co/V5lTvB9obI https://t.co/b5envTfO9S @visionofviii Actually them deku ones too 🤤 @visionofviii DBZ ones freeTempo x @DrSquatchSoapCo present 𝓜𝓲 𝓐𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 ❤️💃 https://t.co/3XB6fTbQxR
Retweeted by thwack @Luxsy4U We’re all pursuing the secret formula. Will report back when I find it @imkillinyou MySpace put me onto meatspin back in the dayQuick Tweet on why Fleets are convenient. Will post more reasons why later. Tl;dr on Fleets: https://t.co/WvY7rwHo1A
Retweeted by thwack @21zackage Lol these new age shounen get momentum so quickly I swearThe disrespect https://t.co/w5lU4I3e78 https://t.co/uEVyHR1a92一緒にポケスロン特訓してくれる https://t.co/7jjO8z3yF2
Retweeted by thwackCancel student debt. That’s the tweet.
Retweeted by thwackMy reliance on coffee is unhealthy and I’ve decided to call it quits ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 @GoGeurt I’m respectfully looking
11/17
2020
Day 2 without dairy https://t.co/qwV7MvQqvbYour ✨influence✨ @GenshinImpact https://t.co/PkSyKmEZUt @MrJohnBrig https://t.co/gq3etyAoeS @TwiddleDeeYT LOOOL I’m so anal about minor spelling errors and sentence structure Truthfully think there’s some l… https://t.co/5xJlH1mXefSerial tweet deleting https://t.co/bR6j5xjSpx @TridentSkrt Photokage
11/16
2020
@JennaLore You should let me know where you’re staying, I love talking about air bnbs https://t.co/k9jypZLnJJI was not ready to see my reflection in this coffee https://t.co/Ckg05Vpz10Ryoka boy. https://t.co/hGAhGO67Kw
Retweeted by thwackThe sexual tension between two control wards in a bush @lxuraaa i want browniesThis sucks dude. It doesn’t change anything in the grand scheme of things... though it does make his supporters ang… https://t.co/hyiNmPo8BE
11/15
2020
getting dove under my tower when i have a 600g shutdown https://t.co/eeLWpwj49a
Retweeted by thwack @sleepykokiri My mind went here first https://t.co/luRh3QmeRR @cyberboy007 I don’t speak any Arabic whatsoever but this is so fun to listen toNO CAUSE THIS NEVER LEAVES MY BRAIN LMAOBEJDNE https://t.co/95RK8PQDp2 https://t.co/ALOtsrMHFc
Retweeted by thwack @EonNite I think the cast of characters is lit, but there’s just too many to give them substantial moments. LOL the… https://t.co/q06XxCqpAqI might lose followers over this, but it needs to be said. I find it extremely disrespectful when people don’t stan… https://t.co/inwlCGFHAz @EonNite If Naruto’s endgame and the war arc was handled a lot better it’d secure a higher spot for mefinding new items in the new shop be like https://t.co/xGYV6Sz5LW
Retweeted by thwackPanda Global among us night :) https://t.co/ac6lzxOBxI https://t.co/ac6lzxOBxI https://t.co/ac6lzxOBxI https://t.co/XBB6xa9m6T
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11/14
2020

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