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I'm dyslexic but not the reading & writing kind. I'm the best at reading & writing in the whole wide world.

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Joined Twitter 1/27/09


I'm presuming all the legal experts who've popped up on Twitter today have access to the evidence files presented t… https://t.co/WEOq4zExSvI made you another happy soul music playlist. An hour of 60s and 70s Sunday grooves... https://t.co/E40QFw9BPu
4/5
2020
@darrenhayman @Mike_Batt @petepaphides @TidyBag Here's how he would've looked in his prime https://t.co/f2zPjngpSY @darrenhayman @Mike_Batt @petepaphides @TidyBag That's an Uncle Bulgaria in need of reconstructive surgeryWhen you have found the pug just retweet ok https://t.co/EISxlETNmP
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4/4
2020
I started today in a state of complete despair and am ending it watching @JoshThomas87 playing Penis Or Not Penis live on Instagram. @RachelRosengard @NiallXMurphy @newmanstings @lochlann_ Agreed. One of the few times I've been left gasping for bre… https://t.co/MRvpdOC56G
4/3
2020
@danieljames1925 @leethommo Ooh thanks. That info helped me find the other fella on Facebook, Mark Tyme (surely not… https://t.co/FSvANNjzGGThis really is the perfect time to raise taxes on the super-rich. "If you tax them, they'll just leave the country"… https://t.co/67mZnV0CCF
Retweeted by Tim Chipping @rhiannonlucyc I never fully appreciated the phrase "risk it for a biscuit" before now
Retweeted by Tim ChippingComing up at 5pm today, @brichaimbeul will be chatting to @thekatiederham on @BBCInTune. https://t.co/DIPJTWc0xQ
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4/2
2020
@apopmerry Ah yes, that's proper hardcore Pipkins. Aren't you too young to have seen it? @officialblueboy In the world's least arousing porno. @apopmerry Several people played that role, a bit like a puppet monkey Doctor Who. Which era was your neighbour? @simon_price01 I'd love to meet some 1980s TV music bookers. Razzmatazz like Wogan seemed to get the weirdest non-c… https://t.co/rNSDJu7W3o @julianstockton Who would've predicted that these three would go on to find success as Saint Etienne.This is an astonishingly awful piece of forgotten pop history from 1980s children's music show Razzmatazz. A shamel… https://t.co/7miMYOTkZr @GraemeAThomson His former band mate says, "Hold my ale..." https://t.co/lJqs1xH6Kh @Handofglory "slightly poisonous" though. Everything is slightly poisonous. Get it down ya. @Handofglory https://t.co/wqgITOaar2I've just learned that the man who played Malcolm in the Vicks Sinex adverts was also Hartley Hare in Pipkins, so t… https://t.co/u6j5HpgYY0 @sarahbeehere @findlaynapier @NancyKerrMusic @ChartMusicTOTP Look at you @sarahbeehere, replying to my friends from… https://t.co/yHKtxXbp8X @Handofglory Also add the option to not see an item again until the seller drops the price. Over a year now on one… https://t.co/nTo8c5O9n1
4/1
2020
Just when I was feeling productive this came through on the family WhatsApp group https://t.co/rJmzyNYyg7
Retweeted by Tim ChippingIs Walthamstow Metil or Normil? https://t.co/mJVyxb24qS
3/31
2020
Today I have seen 1 jay in a tree, drunk 2 beers, played the new Waxahatchee record 3 times and bought 4 Teena Marie albums off of Discogs. @thisislucyb Just make it wear a mask of your face every time it wants to look out of the window. The only downside… https://t.co/H8Btd1cVxeIf you missed it, @brichaimbeul's brilliant @Quarantunes123 gig can be seen here (starts at 3hr07mins). It also be… https://t.co/OiewFDRCUr
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3/30
2020
Tonight at 8pm Brìghde is doing one of those online gigs they have now. https://t.co/H3WBFO7ba4Patrick McGoohan committed four different murders between 1974 and 1998 and Columbo never once recognised him. I'm… https://t.co/7NCcRVmaaBBack in 2008 I filmed @LAUmusic playing an incredible version of Hinba. Thanks to enforced worklessness I've gone b… https://t.co/IxnuTBOdAG
3/29
2020
I tried to watch some of the films you all like but none of them were half as good as episode one, season two of Th… https://t.co/JagPxYGcK0I get up late so there's not a long gap between breakfast and lunch. Then after lunch I take a really long shower t… https://t.co/wocDZEB8ng @HaikuSalut YesExcellent https://t.co/WtA8X4BJXT
3/27
2020
This is so good. A new Burt Bacharach song written in collaboration with @melodyfederer. https://t.co/Zog48J0DKt
3/26
2020
@Popfictional It's in the novelisation. Turned out fine, Donal sorted it. Child wasn't his.Sometimes, I think I'm the only person left still wondering how Locke's concrete pour went.
Retweeted by Tim Chipping @SaintSaviour They tried to Facetime me but I think Michael Gove just pressed the wrong bit with his thumb.
3/25
2020
Farewell to the lovely Julie Felix. https://t.co/jRG4LzfBP7 @thisislucyb Ladyidiots more like. @SquidyUK Thank you for this. It's one of my favourite films and I love it more now. @RealPaulPutner That's wonderful. Like any child our age I loved Percy Edwards, but never knew that. @thisislucyb They've just woken up from hibernation. If they're outside they're fine. If they're inside maybe try a… https://t.co/p203HrTrhx @missbarton Don't cancel it just make it only dogs.I made a playlist of Stephen Sondheim music that I like more than anything (more than the moon.) It doesn't have Be… https://t.co/YQ0Uzxd7ha
3/23
2020
I made a two hour playlist of some of my favourite Sondheim songs and performances for his 90th birthday, on behalf… https://t.co/IIWcZhBZMhHappy 90th birthday to Stephen Joshua Sondheim. https://t.co/pkjuEtV5ZpWRITE the alphabet around the edge of your ironing board to encourage ghosts to do the work for you. (via @GrahamGoring)
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3/22
2020
You never know how much you love somebody until they’re gone. I’ve had so many wonderful years and wonderful times… https://t.co/tAWYPI004G
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3/21
2020
I've made you a playlist of hip hop from 1989 to 1993. Five years of funky, righteous word play for chillin' on you… https://t.co/tZNmrsaMnsFucking hell
3/20
2020
As Bertrand Russell said, the only thing that will redeem mankind is co-operation. I think we can all appreciate th… https://t.co/My2379dPj7I know we're all trying to be positive and encouraging right now but Imagine is still the worst song of all time ever. @samamidon It accidentally opened for me in two tabs with a one bar delay. So now I might spend my isolation findin… https://t.co/nDb7YdKJFo
3/19
2020
@dickon_edwards Now I'm interested. Frankie Howard & Kenneth Connor - Forum Jim Dale - Candide (with Sondheim's ad… https://t.co/wq1lUyFzgF
3/18
2020
I've made you a playlist of uplifting soul. An hour and a half of 60s and 70s, rare and not so rare happy tunes for… https://t.co/VP3iHgE3mNI edited this lecture on climate change and the TV industry by @ChrisGPackham for @BAFTAGuru. It was an incredible… https://t.co/3tqJQ5Uw8xI think what we all need now is to watch that time Richard Branson tried to abseil off a building. https://t.co/gxAOmOsy97
Retweeted by Tim Chipping @Dempster2000 When I wrote a weekly music column for MSN, one regular commenter repeatedly called me a "mummy's boy… https://t.co/CTsf13J7eh
3/17
2020
I think what we all need now is to watch that time Richard Branson tried to abseil off a building. https://t.co/gxAOmOsy97I've just been to the supermarket and am happy to report that no one is panic buying mangoes. I bought four. Delici… https://t.co/xAwiyJnY5V @rob_fitzpatrick @JPowerJr @Eamonn_Forde @sonantics Orlando recorded our album at RG Jones where Cliff often worked… https://t.co/2kbVSX05OQ @femme_letale I read it again a few years ago, having loved it as a child (younger than Adrian) and it made me laug… https://t.co/dL2Hh80aslFarewell to Roy Hudd, a permanent fixture of my childhood (I even saw him in pantomime in Bournemouth.) A man who… https://t.co/PQk4nwPJ44
3/16
2020
I'm hoping that the plot for A Quiet Place II is the family deciding there's nothing worth living for and they spen… https://t.co/VKXhlWUse3
3/15
2020
The Italian singing thing doesn’t work in Walthamstow. https://t.co/y2iSxUdW4v
Retweeted by Tim Chipping @rhodri My school careers officer refused to even discuss my ambition to go to drama school (that I did anyway.) If… https://t.co/Iudis7HgnYThis will cheer you up if you need cheering up. Stevie Wonder taking Eddie Kendricks' role in a track that was a h… https://t.co/m4rKFwFrmnhttps://t.co/ip8m5htxjn @AmoAmmo @oldvictheatre Directing Into The Woods for them at the end of the year. A musical about moral choices.I'm not expecting this to be a popular tweet.I feel like I need to remind @oldvictheatre that their newly employed director Terry Gilliam described Harvey Weins… https://t.co/fgCvWbqy7A
3/13
2020
My neighbour bought a drone toy to play with today. Money well spent... https://t.co/W5HPGT6WlhWatch this. It will make you feel better than you did before you watched it. https://t.co/ToeD9d7aDu @SaintSaviour @WildernessRecSt So good. @Carolly7 @BernieK76 Damn it, beat me to this joke by two minutes.
3/12
2020
About to watch @NicolaRoberts on stage for the first time in a lot of years. Fingers crossed for Something Kinda Oo… https://t.co/MXsnfUQsyiWhy are we fascinated by abandoned or ruined theatres and cinemas? There's one being pulled down in Walthamstow rig… https://t.co/gcWT1FgJxAThis Amazon review is true for all things https://t.co/4DRWMVXZKd
3/11
2020
I'm hearing rumours that records and CDs might run out soon so I'd recommend panic buying those. Especially the one… https://t.co/leTMSa9hYWAlso... @thestaves, @gabrielkahane, @KeeleyForsyth, @theroots, @lonnieholley, @AdrianneLenker, @jihasound,… https://t.co/k49NadF71C @MarryWaterson @elizacarthy This was the first song I learned to sing for a floorspot (as a surprise for… https://t.co/ZdpnmsnBLEHere’s a playlist I made for @OliviaChaney's gig at @stmarysMH. An excellent collection of songs and music I think… https://t.co/O4A8GsuRBc
3/10
2020
https://t.co/zrBdt5AHnFI love this time of year when quizzers return to their natural habitat https://t.co/oY85Em3HIL @Fairzo57 @HaikuSalut https://t.co/3HPI1C8gx9
3/9
2020
@RealPaulPutner @ChartMusicTOTP Colin wasn't in Argent, that was Rod. That's the last time I'm having you in my pub quiz team.I've only just seen that Camden Market is now a box park. I know it's been decades since the high street became a C… https://t.co/x9GrjDAMnX
3/8
2020
@e17RnR_books A bugle with valves. Looks like a stretched trumpet. @e17RnR_books The Staves currently have a flugelhorn in their live set up. @e17RnR_books Yeah, it was good. I think two sets was maybe too much. I'd have rather one longer set. But it helped… https://t.co/GC6fU6pSnu @darrenhayman @MikkiFL Was that Helen O'Hara on fiddle!? @e17RnR_books Yeah, had a load of messages from Darren. I'm going to Mike's proper gig so I'm not too sad to have missed it @darrenhayman @MikkiFL Aw man. He sent me an email saying "you probably won't want to miss this" but didn't say why… https://t.co/0uuvgxEOAj @darrenhayman @MikkiFL How? Where?
3/7
2020
It’s show day! Here’s the timings: ✔️18.30 Doors open - pop up bar and food truck available ✔️19.30 Support act -… https://t.co/6QRo5zSIXB
Retweeted by Tim ChippingOh god Angela, why are you telling me this now? Is it Steve? That swine. I should've known. https://t.co/jVXSVcP7ai
3/6
2020
Woah! Nice one. https://t.co/WQGvVlmAMvBarbara Martin, one of the original Supremes died yesterday. Here she is sharing lead vocals with Diana Ross on th… https://t.co/AUMOjBThIo
3/5
2020

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