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Tim Dillon @TimJDillon Los Angeles, CA

Stand up comic. Podcast: The Tim Dillon Show Tour: https://t.co/597sbLmW0p Instagram: TimJDillon Merch ⬇️

689 Following   281,344 Followers   16,444 Tweets

Joined Twitter 8/12/11


Rachel Levine, assistant Heath Secretary, gets it. https://t.co/TZKKa0qUvY
1/25
2021
New sitcom on CBS: 3 cancelled lesbians https://t.co/j2FKwYHZkXHe’s here to stay. Fuck you Paul. https://t.co/W673UjVQIVGlad white supremacy (alternative comedy) has been vanquished.Tim Dillon | Hilarities 4th Street Theatre | Cleveland, OH | This Is Cleveland https://t.co/gF1WMe7E5A @TimJDillon @Hilarities
Retweeted by Tim DillonNo full name https://t.co/piiTlVgmtRIf you don’t think the first 12 min of @TimJDillon podcast is the best thing you’ve ever heard you’re his aunt Kath… https://t.co/RvVBF91HVz
Retweeted by Tim DillonOh god no make it stop https://t.co/dQYtVdHf7G
Retweeted by Tim Dilloni wish @TimJDillon can roast my family like he does his own🙃
Retweeted by Tim DillonI walked in at 9AM on Tim’s birthday for breakfast, he said get the studio ready right now, my aunt just commented… https://t.co/FJVBawdplv
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1/24
2021
@TimJDillon My only joy in life is listening to @TimJDillon spodcast Sundays scooping out cat shit dreading the upcoming workweek. Cheers
Retweeted by Tim DillonI for one am excited about the new podcast commission and think they’ll do great work. Confused as to why we have t… https://t.co/OdLjkpW5V9
1/23
2021
My parents said “eat it now pig” https://t.co/Xy497wvqohMy debut album “Not Now More than ever” is out right now. This project means a lot to me and I’m very proud of it.… https://t.co/0IxDKqmGSC
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1/22
2021
Aaaaaaand the press is back https://t.co/iFh7sCljcM
1/21
2021
Kamala has already arrested me. Not mad tho. Just enjoying the moment.Wait Trump lost?I hope there are some fun Q anon meetups and someone gets laid. I hope there’s some low level networking. I mean I… https://t.co/fGuX4q3aRzAmanda Gormans poem was good but I would’ve preferred Cat in the Hat or something more fun. @PresidentDealz It’s outsidePA we’re adding shows Get tickets here https://t.co/ZrmLdUun0L https://t.co/rtz7SJQygRTrump ending it all by telling his supporters “Have a good life” is amazing.Cleveland grab tickets https://t.co/gqIJnlEnqFThe Alt Right voted for Trump because they wanted a white ethnostate. Trumps presidency ended with him pardoning Li… https://t.co/8xDamO9y2VEven if the Senate votes to convict Trump and then votes to bar him from running again, I still think we should let… https://t.co/JcUr0m40Gl
Retweeted by Tim DillonLast week Sarah Cooper just joined the National Guard 🤷 @MikesHappyHour Going up in a minMagoobys added shows https://t.co/1lN7NKvb8VPodcast it out right now. Go subscribe to the Tim Dillon Show on YouTube. https://t.co/uvPYSltepC
Retweeted by Tim Dillon @CultSlap Gay @WatermarkFunds @Magoobys We are adding showsPodcast it out right now. Go subscribe to the Tim Dillon Show on YouTube. https://t.co/uvPYSltepCGet the Viking hat https://t.co/v0E1wBO84b
1/20
2021
Back at one of my favorite clubs @Hilarities in late Feb. Tickets will be available shortly. https://t.co/io36Gw5fGI @eddiepepitone https://t.co/BxqKK4Y2ILOrdering a rare tarantula for studioOk but in the same vein let’s have Ms Cortez admit she has no real issue with state power or police as long as it’s… https://t.co/AhUUFDGN8N
1/19
2021
Still a great country https://t.co/yjmJ7flYkVFor MLK Day I’m looking to America’s foremost authority on blackness-Chelsea Handler. And you should too.When the people at McDonald’s say the ice cream machine is broken has anyone said “I’ll fix it?”The @AreYouGarbage podcast is one of the most original best new podcasts about there. I haven’t done it yet because… https://t.co/BVQMHnik0fI will be at @Magoobys in Maryland 2/16-2/17 Grab tickets here https://t.co/B7O4bM7oQO https://t.co/2eKH2tEMYD @calebsaysthings I WILL NOT
1/18
2021
Let’s go https://t.co/dKcLsCgU9n @aging_gamer YesPodcast this week is some of the most fun I’ve had. Drops in a half.
1/17
2021
One of @BridgetPhetasy fans made her this. Beautiful. https://t.co/uZt5y5F6oJOne of the underreported reasons conspiracy theories take hold is because some of them are true.One in three people have Covid in Los Angeles. I am in Los Angeles. Ralph’s supermarket has just been renamed GET Y… https://t.co/C3wzqBJ58O
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1/16
2021
Fast Food is a tough job, especially now, and workers should be paid fairly. https://t.co/6ZdN0vpzI2Well Trump is leaving office. Wall is built. America safe. Big tech not overstepping their bounds. All and all a great run.Follow me on Tik Tok timd https://t.co/1WvrcxDortKaTs #104 game on Airbnb w/ @TimJDillon https://t.co/IvNscPjtv0
Retweeted by Tim DillonArmie Hammer finally speaks out https://t.co/NV8cC6H0rd
Retweeted by Tim DillonA fantastic time with the great and powerful @yannispappas! Available now on @spotify in video and audio. Rejoice! https://t.co/JM9CNm9Ql2
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1/15
2021
In Malibu. Just swam out and got fucked by a whale. No mask.let me coach an nfl team. we will not win but i will usher in an era of drama and conflict the league has never see… https://t.co/Xi0jNSxNTX
Retweeted by Tim DillonI am not related to any women. https://t.co/IYHeUlUI6rHelp those who have! https://t.co/F95Q8uWV6E
Retweeted by Tim DillonThe future is female https://t.co/BOeLXKhCGPGet off the skateboard and you got it. https://t.co/YFCgzeUoBEHelp those who have! https://t.co/F95Q8uWV6E @TimJDillon Just got a hoodie. Best thing you can buy on the internet today
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1/14
2021
Also back till 1/26 https://t.co/pf8E7Pg5hT https://t.co/iO3K3ayx5I @AiricReyts There is blackVDAY Campaign live till 1/26 https://t.co/uSSbMgoqz6 https://t.co/MXJvkSGgZ3VDAY campaign live till 1/26 https://t.co/uSSbMgoqz6 https://t.co/WuqzOAqhd8Had a great time on the biggest podcast in the world with the great and powerful @joerogan god this was one such an… https://t.co/NRvSU6HHMF
Retweeted by Tim DillonThis is deeply immoral and why many people don’t care that politicians are being evacuated. https://t.co/gC6VqrXigK
1/13
2021
I like puppy mills 🤷RIP Sheldon Adelson my mentor and friend. @PKitchari @ElizabethMay Shut the fuck up.Um @Airbnb you removed me because two witches lied on my name. Put some repek on my name.All I have done my whole life is support small business.https://t.co/t3RXrfAY5SI was raped by the owner of an Air B and B. I have never shared this story publicly. But I have been inspired by the courage of Elliot Page. @kittypurrzog The war of gays and lesbians continues. Style vs substance. And I’m a stylish bitch
1/12
2021
This is really tragic. Jeff was a great guy and part of comedy history. Life truly sucks. https://t.co/eAfZLmBlDWDo we still have death penalty for children tho? I hope. https://t.co/SCaW8JoXoo @calebsaysthings https://t.co/rWkiCdTxJ2The FBI needs help identifying this man who seen at the Capitol. https://t.co/3fErMd5AuqI am a high end realtor https://t.co/QdUqcb2KaFBREAKING Arnold just released another video where he says he was drunk and actually agreed with the people who stor… https://t.co/WEHmytYCi9This is what someone tweets before storming the capitol. https://t.co/j5SPBOT4YvEpisode out now on all platforms. https://t.co/uxMWDsG5qo
Retweeted by Tim DillonMy mother is completely out of line here. https://t.co/sQeNNDzBKCAfter I tweet I always go “is this the one?”Arnold comparing what happed to Kristallnacht is pretty disgusting. Kristall Nacht is one of the greatest EDM vocalists of our time.Yes myself and @robertkelly were at the march. We acted lawfully. https://t.co/oLOOn8CCGDEpisode out now on all platforms. https://t.co/uxMWDsG5qo
1/11
2021
I think @luisjgomez and myself could easily win congressional seats. https://t.co/sON6mjWfPwI just lost an alt right Saint Bernard who followed me but that’s because he died ☹️ @FluorescentGrey Why was it banned a year agoThis is truly fucked up. https://t.co/oW9ni5L367HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH https://t.co/GOmZXHO1TgOkay yes I was at the march. https://t.co/rwGUDQ4ftRYesterday Alex Jones was yelling at the Q people on his show. Imagine having Alex Jones tell you to calm down.My Parler account is fake (I want less social media not more). But hopefully they’re promoting the show. @mtracey They’re good https://t.co/y3oGSOW8dr
1/10
2021

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