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Senior Product Manager, Emerging Platforms, @DiscoveryIncTV. Cockeyed Pessimist. I manage senior products. #FoodNetworkKitchen He/Him&Ho/Hum

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@WomenInVoice @cpearl42 @voicebotai @ActionsOnGoogle @Google Congratulations to all! 🎉
9/3
2020
@EricMGarcia SDNY HQ @likaluca https://t.co/DQAWCCv2mn
8/13
2020
@ranimolla Pregnancy pillows are also useful barriers to prevent the dog from kicking you during the night @KT_So_It_Goes Has anyone checked to make sure she isn't cake?
7/14
2020
@FlorianHollandt Congratulations! 🎉
7/11
2020
(And not gonna lie, being promoted on the amazon home page is pretty sweet . . .)Congrats to the #Discovery and #Amazon teams for an amazing effort putting together this launch, and we're excited… https://t.co/vo0fQB53xGWith a subscription, you'll have access to our library of on-demand cooking classes, live classes, recipes and tv e… https://t.co/CY5DhWEzxxExcited to announce that Amazon is now offering a complimentary 1-Year subscription to #FoodNetworkKitchen to all… https://t.co/yyQgPUJ1zA
7/8
2020
@SaraAlfageeh https://t.co/P9PyqHFHKm
7/3
2020
@psb_dc @HarvardBiz It's yikes all the way down. @psb_dc @HarvardBiz @HarvardBiz's frantic backpedaling is spectacular to behold. By the end of the day the editor's… https://t.co/2zXPcVOntw @ashleymcnamara Life changing: https://t.co/eTpxd1cmxR
7/2
2020
@LiamSorta Sounds great! (especially since I studied photo in college about 500 years ago) @LiamSorta Maybe you're just not a switching off kind of person. Find something non-tech that you can learn and get… https://t.co/bC3Tby8JJD @skamille You know, some days you just need a group of Swedish maidens to scream with you on the floor of the bunkh… https://t.co/R8GfPp7wMH
6/30
2020
@MollyJongFast He's like René Descartes only dumb. @orenjacob Makes one wonder exactly what he meant by "crack marketing team" @HoarseWisperer And a slip knot is not exactly the optimal choice for creating a loop at the end of a rope used for… https://t.co/OTwT2Lhx2Z @KT_So_It_Goes This also isn't a use case where you'd want a slip knot. @MatthewLillard He doesn't deserve you.
6/25
2020
@jaketapper They were performing perennial favorites @jaketapper Jake. @AloSlay @SaraAlfageeh Correction: My kid reminded me that he fought valiantly in the battle on the Day of the Blac… https://t.co/LiHdOpa8vN @pkarthikr I fold a tissue and put it underneath the top of the mask. That blocks most of the moisture from going up to my glasses.
6/23
2020
@AloSlay @SaraAlfageeh Plus he fought with team Avatar in the final battle. And loved his pet crococat Pebble. @AloSlay @SaraAlfageeh I WILL BROOK NO DISRESPECT FOR THE BOULDER @gtconway3d The eye-acting is just *chefs kiss* @SaraAlfageeh THE BOULDER IS UPSET AT NOT BEING CORRECTLY IDENTIFIED AS A HIMBO https://t.co/q5449G5EwW @bretkinsella https://t.co/RxaHo8X9iv @MJMcKean @jaketapper @DavidLLander HELLO @psb_dc And therefore lock you out of your car @MollyJongFast He's definitely the glass-significantly-less-than-half-full type @EliotACohen Perhaps it would help if you actually read the article: Ms. Futter made clear that the museum’s decis… https://t.co/zcrh6roVXO
6/22
2020
@Oaktree_Dave Congrats to both of you! 🎉🥂 @KT_So_It_Goes But of course they're dumb and believed the numbers and also they are very very dumb @KT_So_It_Goes The smart play would have been to intentionally fill the stadium to only half capacity in the name o… https://t.co/6DVWBFxxNV @TimFullerton @HoarseWisperer They tricked the campaign into thinking that the crowd was going to be massive so tha… https://t.co/Q1pZlw7N0X
6/21
2020
@RadioFreeTom Please, let's not tell anyone who's buried in Grant's Tomb, OK?
6/20
2020
@jdickerson @bobdylan There's no earthly reason why that song should work, but it's magnificent. @EricVBailey Ultima III: Exodus @politicalelle Trump 2020: OK, Yeah, Yeah, I Know. But Swear to God I Can Fix This. Just Give Me a Little More Time. @AnaCabrera https://t.co/fZINDexsd0
6/19
2020
@jdickerson bout to give someone an ass whoopin
6/18
2020
@SaraAlfageeh Jørgensen @Olivianuzzi Depends on whether you're a friend of Bill @MollyJongFast He's still a little salty about the ending of The Star-Bellied Sneetches @Twitter oh no @RBReich You haven't read Pence's op-ed yet? @forensictoxguy That's fogged up, man.
6/17
2020
@AndrewYang There was no perpetrator. It didn't happen.
6/16
2020
@ProjectLincoln squirrels @revrrlewis https://t.co/FdTONDnSMg @ranimolla Babies are the best, and yours doubly so. Congrats!
6/15
2020
@JennaEllisEsq @brianstelter Not a political strategist, but um, shouldn't you be ahead in Arkansas by like, a lot? @emrazz And while we're at it, is Prince Albert in still in a can? @MollyJongFast Your question contains its answer
6/14
2020
@Alejandrobot Thank you! I was wondering who she reminded me of, and it turned out to be the double from Unedited Footage of a Bear @AdamParkhomenko @DevinCow @NunesAlt anyone rats me out and i swear to god
6/13
2020
@SAChakrabooks at least was it a lady tick? @williamadler78 Unconstitutional Clown Posse @abbyfuller Especially at grocery stores @Scardina Buscemi
6/12
2020
@historicalpolls Off the top of my head: Steve Buscemi Flip Wilson Ruth Buzzi Elmore Leonard Screaming Jay Hawkins… https://t.co/t1aKn5a7A8 @meghanbkelly Johnathan Richman @arothmanhistory https://t.co/cSzFVRsXu6 @ranimolla what tones? @TheGDenise Congrats! I know it can be a struggle, but there are a whole lot of us out there rooting for you @TomSisk72 @MollyJongFast Either way. I'm easy. @MollyJongFast 'Take it Easy' indeed
6/11
2020
@RadioFreeTom @davidfrum fas-ish @James_Barr Bronze Fonz https://t.co/ylRHaj3v4c @brittdabarbb Don't mock the dainty @zaynah237 Whoof. That filmography is a wild ride https://t.co/mOQ3sknDpr
6/10
2020
@tmorello Ah yes, there's nothing better after a stressful day than to sink into a warm, soothing bath and get tran… https://t.co/8u6H3UiYyS @benthompson I can imagine that the person he names is more concerned for his personal safety than he was yesterday. @benthompson I think it's the fact that the president is specifically accusing someone by name of being a member o… https://t.co/0ouhTN6fRr
6/9
2020
@HeatherAntos You're a good egg, Antos.
6/8
2020
@sajidjavid I dunno man. Forcibly relocating him without permission seems pretty on brand @oldhllywoods @zaynah237 https://t.co/V63knIPxlr @kasie Translation: "Can we get rid of Trump without being held responsible for enabling Trump?" @NYCMayor Yeah we still want you to resign
6/7
2020
@RadioFreeTom What I'm thinking every time he hands the podium over to Pence . . . https://t.co/feRmxl2u2x @SaraAlfageeh @jaywhyelle @sarahcpr, @dril and @A_single_bear
6/5
2020
@DoYouEvenLif @rabihalameddine and @dril @ewong @danieljsanchez_ @nytimes Look buddy, that narrative ain't gonna prop up itselfThanks to @RepJeffries for joining the @DiscoveryIncTV global town hall this morning. I'm proud to have is voice re… https://t.co/OkEdjO2PWs @thedavedev Um. Sorry. We kinda broke the grid. @nytdavidbrooks (Psst, ixnay on the pinionopay, onkeyhay) @JBennet https://t.co/OMVsnyqN2L @JBennet Whelp. THAT didn't work.
6/4
2020
@bradlander The @bradlander BKLYN Justice tour continues! Love to see it. #BlackLivesMatter @TheRickWilson Is . . is he single-white-female-ing the president? @JoyAnnReid @th3j35t3r They're from Canada. You wouldn't know them. @RadioFreeTom https://t.co/VBsANScD8Y @dandrezner @gtconway3d The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.
6/3
2020
@RadioFreeTom Hang on. Nevermind. Just checked. I got old.
6/2
2020

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