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T.J. Petracca @tjpetracca Los Angeles, CA

running the show at @emonitela // @rideorcryco https://t.co/1AXjyoWyCc

348 Following   15,506 Followers   9,440 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/25/08


back to the shit
1/25
2021
https://t.co/PW4PlkNDli
1/23
2021
does anybody have any good memes that aren't bernie chair
1/22
2021
@krystaaa https://t.co/FmUEGFBtHd @c0urtneycakes this is pretty good @aaimazing sometimes i just like to see what they are saying
1/21
2021
watching fox news and they are literally in shock that biden walked over and helped his wife get into the car... th… https://t.co/HX5blEBqIN @willsommer here u go @carlyincontrome watching QAnon/MAGA meltdown videos today https://t.co/aDtbH0gffGthe great awakening but it's just qanon people realizing it was all a lie https://t.co/lk0AB2SRMD @aolfreetrial add puking guy to ur imdb!It’s a new day in America.
Retweeted by T.J. Petracca @Cande_Cane is noble still alivewe made a new website so you can stop asking us questions https://t.co/MMJPpPejHv https://t.co/5bIR9923aX
Retweeted by T.J. Petraccacelino and barnes and noble
1/20
2021
back to the shit
1/19
2021
@AdamGoesHam today is a holiday tho so ur good @tsmb_yt @eringilfoy @KuzcoKuzco10
1/18
2021
fun fact: olivia rodrigo's parents named her after the one direction song 'olivia'
1/17
2021
@michonda_ all the qanon people are saying "don't update your iphone because president trump is gonna contact you,… https://t.co/JhGELt3YvW @kaaaaylee @eringilfoy i let it natural release for 10 min and then do a quick release like a little bit at a time… https://t.co/ELiAeRWcbIso happy my phone is going to update tonight so trump can never contact me https://t.co/xrnfiOE6tr
1/13
2021
@Cande_Cane badback to the shit
1/11
2021
@Brittanyann543 @carlyincontro i like teal stok one from target or any grocery store @KuzcoKuzco10 or as i like to call them: chloe bars @raynedays_ @suzyshinn for real lmaoo
1/10
2021
@HawleyMO nazi scum
1/9
2021
@rideorcryco https://t.co/IytNkhl1R8
1/8
2021
@DrPaulGosar you have blood on your handsHere is the Sedition List so you can have it in front of you tonight while watching the Senate. Marsha Blackburn… https://t.co/YMzMt4QpCK
Retweeted by T.J. PetraccaTo visually show you the differences. https://t.co/69N0BDqRKK
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1/7
2021
@WolfeMachine because she's a terrorist forcefully trespassing on federal property disrupting the electoral process… https://t.co/lGi8FLs54V @TheCatlista smhthese spot the difference games are getting harder and harder https://t.co/4QVnBxcz2q @WolfeMachine guess you missed the part where a woman died from a shotgun blast or how they found multiple explosive devices @WolfeMachine there's plenty of photographic evidence of each one of those things you listedremember that time trump told terrorists he loves themCalm down everybody, it’s not like they’re looting a Target.
Retweeted by T.J. PetraccaAnd you thought "Taking A Knee" was too much!?!
Retweeted by T.J. Petraccaquick reminder of the response when it was people protesting racial injustice vs. rednecks trying to stage a coup https://t.co/jpgvVBEqb8
Retweeted by T.J. Petracca @Blockchain_Jay @igorbobic nope that's the q shaman.imagine being @belVita and running ur #belVitaBrewmance promo right now on twitter https://t.co/yUOLQnlVFz @tedcruz you dumb piece of shit
1/6
2021
god said not today https://t.co/cRiVB4kt1s https://t.co/nMnCMPbQoRback to the shit @mewithoutbrew 'WHY WONT U JUST CROSS?!'
1/4
2021
the end of today's vlog was inspired by @phoebe_bridgers. sorry about ur car @eringilfoy. https://t.co/ZBTNANui4a (… https://t.co/9NDjHl82PHi'm so excited to post tomorrow's vlog omgthe dramatics https://t.co/ZGw9yOtOVT
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1/3
2021
@HawleyMO sit down loser
1/2
2021
@Katiekochis23 i wish @SavannaahRose https://t.co/3RajlZwCb8 @SavannaahRose https://t.co/NQdCCOvgE2 @mell_13 same @samanthawalto just tested it's truehot tip: if u use a vpn to make it look like you're in canada u can still watch the office on netflixi'm so happy covid is over at midnight @suzyshinn this will be perfect for ur xmas gift next year
1/1
2020
so ... i'm going to try to vlog everyday of 2021 https://t.co/9n41wQ0515this year was fucking nuts and every nite was still emo nite because of YOU. thank you for making 2020 bearable. se… https://t.co/PRftf6WG0r
Retweeted by T.J. Petraccasup hater https://t.co/KizYjaz96x
12/31
2020
don't cancel me for this but i like real milk
12/26
2020
mc 2 allmce 2 all
12/25
2020
look I know I’m kill in fuck marry kill @emonitela
12/24
2020
@AdrianBirdsong thank u!i wonder if the kids today would believe that we were routinely getting hammered ass wasted to Beach House in 2011
Retweeted by T.J. Petraccahello santa, this is what i want for christmas https://t.co/IgAKgI7rAb
12/22
2020
Morning coffee and watching @tjpetracca beautiful drone shots in his vlogs is such a morning vibe https://t.co/D7hBz4eGTc
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12/21
2020
should i vlog everyday in 2021
12/19
2020
a health insurance plan marketplace called OnlyPlans @mrmysterious323 did u start an onlyfans? @Sonny5ideUp damn bill gates a genius for that one @Sonny5ideUp r u vaccinated now @djaysux @MarvelStudios i did this in 2019, it was my first time watching these movies and i fell in love.… https://t.co/6KqLeUvMbdBaby, It's COVID Outside
Retweeted by T.J. Petraccajust to clarify i do love the movie pitch perfect and acapella groups. but like i'm talking solo voice, just beltin… https://t.co/Y7AzFmgGCSi think i hate the sound of people singing acapella
12/17
2020
me and the girls once we get the vaccine https://t.co/JKDs74pjqO
12/15
2020
Y’all catch the unboxing video of the vaccine? 🙃
Retweeted by T.J. Petraccaback to the shit
12/14
2020
@austinomaha https://t.co/mtbRo2LdYT
12/13
2020
@loganeatsdirt the logangkardashians definitely have it already https://t.co/NuyN59PnPD
12/12
2020
@JoShMarmolejo_ congrats king!god i wish we could press play 2nite https://t.co/hXJrRo1mUn
Retweeted by T.J. Petracca @AdamGoesHam https://t.co/s1vsfUEKN7 @cappyleonard i would argue that the post phase is over and we are onto phoebe @ROMOFACE peeing is so annoying @AdamGoesHam had this same thought. name it after him so the idiots in our country take it and we can reach herd immunity @phoebe_dot_com @theseanryan i think she's also coming for your mandolin prodigy title 😳 https://t.co/BYksYUvHPN @rideorcryco this is the most millennial tweet...
12/11
2020
release the vaccine in McRib form, i promise you no one will ask what's in it
12/10
2020
me when taylor swift leaves the stage without playing all too well https://t.co/ajvDxm1Gly
12/8
2020
back to the shit @carlyincontro i'm only getting IG ads for kettles now and i blame you
12/7
2020
NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAIL ON https://t.co/Gf09sRPLJG we've got cookie cutters, candles, stockings, keychains, thermal… https://t.co/FoKhNrvgj7
Retweeted by T.J. Petracca @AdamGoesHam put the undoing on ur list
12/5
2020

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