Sign in with Twitter

Username:

Toe, and also Bee. @Toby_1066 Glasgow, Scotland

Writer. Creative. Gamer. Opinion Haver. Professional beard grower. I'm about as good at analogies as a sperm whale is at rollerblading. toby1066@gmail.com

260 Following   1,565 Followers   11,982 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/2/11


Scorching hot day outside? Let's clean the flat from top to bottom! #hotday #springclean #why #sohothttps://t.co/xwYawCBVBk @fdotny Also a lot of words where the first syllable is a prefix. Think 'de-' or 'con-' or 'pro-' or 'un-' or such… https://t.co/jaLk9vtKrW @fdotny A lot of Scottish proper nouns do just that. A fair amount of place names, first and last names, etc. Eg;… https://t.co/SMIjEb6oOK
8/9
2020
@Sacheverell Take that, Neil Armstrong.
8/8
2020
@DanTwoHundred Nice! I haven't been for a while but I was around that level myself. @DanTwoHundred That's a great start there. What colour is that route?
8/6
2020
@lindsaygetzell @akamikebphoto Hats off to Darth Vader giving your boobie the cheeky side-eye. Cheeky lil shit.
8/4
2020
@ThePaul_T @Sacheverell @Gigabit_101 @Cloudhunter Probably got about halfway through and discovered that the void stared back. @Sacheverell I HAD FORGOTTEN THE NAME. We just kept on adding drills like some unholy Frankenstein's monster of ga… https://t.co/ddGeofJKpo @fdotny Gotta say lad, I'm enjoying where you're going right now but watching the SPL isn't the same without you. @Sacheverell Like the giant fuck-off 'give me all the minerals please' mining rig we built, yeah? XDAnyone who doesn't finish off putting their trousers on by doing that little jump thing is probably a Commie spy an… https://t.co/nV28RWzMnJ
8/3
2020
Meeting with these magnificent people for the first time in aaaaaaaaages. #meetup #friends #park #goodcompanyhttps://t.co/eRytgbtGCy
8/2
2020
@YCC Hi YCC - this sounds right up this content writer's street. Here's my portfolio https://t.co/6vW1mWk7Af and my… https://t.co/NUJRXDqEJB
7/31
2020
Bye Frame. #IWRITEFORALIVING https://t.co/3w1FeNDMHl
7/30
2020
New blog post, all about clam waterfalls, wild trips and much-needed meetups. Link in bio. #bloghttps://t.co/s055quQJMIFeel free to pause for a while and watch these waves do their thing. #waves #relaxing #destress #pause #beachhttps://t.co/LtGhNCRNel
7/29
2020
A week's worth of adventure, ft. the family, friends and meerkats. #family #friends #besties #meerkat #rhinohttps://t.co/KzeRRbSg4J
7/27
2020
A day at Tatton. #deer #viking #tatton #tattonpark #sword #helm #trees #ashley #climbing @ Tatton Park https://t.co/jgnRbk2G94
7/25
2020
Installer some new lights in Max's room, and found they had a cool feature... Sound on and wait for it.… https://t.co/a28FJMDD7e
7/23
2020
@Sacheverell @BenjaminTarsa I genuinely started reading that in good faith, thinking it would be something well wri… https://t.co/RvbOpbOFeIShowing amitchell229 the Ladies Pool. Note the cheeky face behind a tree. #ladiespool #idyllic #wildswimming #river https://t.co/h9CJoFgXX0
7/22
2020
Family photo yesterday. Went about as smoothly as they always do. #familyphoto #alltogether #backgardenhttps://t.co/HRcCE2Y360 @lindsaygetzell @akamikebphoto Photoshop it back in somewhere else, like as part of the upholstery. Fight the system. Free the couch-nip. @Sacheverell Yes! One of two things will happen: They'll be like 'Bingo lads let's have him when can you start' in… https://t.co/VuYdPtYE9V
7/21
2020
Get you a mum who sends you Welsh Cakes as a treat. #mamgubakery #welshcakes #chocolate #sotasty https://t.co/OmxPydzUEQ
7/14
2020
@Sacheverell An easy place to be in, and I'm preaching to a whole auditorium of choirs here - you know this. You're… https://t.co/6CHnpOaiKw @Sacheverell And however long it takes. It's depressing and unyielding and very smelly. Be a dung beetle, friend.… https://t.co/V7ihvh2cDc @Sacheverell be one of the tiny creatures transporting away what little shit you can. It's thankless work but I kno… https://t.co/J1G8AKSjPY @Sacheverell Given time zones I just saw this. I don't have answers or insight or wisdom to impart. The world is a… https://t.co/SLfSQFoyIb @Sacheverell Oh shit sorry, I didn't see you said only wrong answers. @Sacheverell That guy who bullied you in school but last you heard he had been doing well, going to a lot of therap… https://t.co/F5enPigehR
7/11
2020
Waterfalls make me so happy (take 2). #waterfall #glenifferbraes #somuchwater #wetandhappy #highlandcow @ Gleniffe… https://t.co/F2uBStqvDYNew Letter. In which I discuss 2020, regular goings-on, and looming redundancy. Link in bio:… https://t.co/VBlN9mfBnU
7/9
2020
@Wyld I've heard excellent things about @CriticalRole's Explorer's Guide to Wildemount. But I'm always in favour of… https://t.co/F6ifYnQcnD
7/8
2020
My life, circa today. #seaofthieves #downinflames #lotsoffirehttps://t.co/S3NEMmZ9xz
7/6
2020
Cthulu, Quetzalcoatl and a large angry mob. #mansionsofmadness #newgame #miniatures #lovecraftian #fivehourlonggame https://t.co/N4H3bffPIy
7/5
2020
Look at that blurry tail. #rosie #dog #waggingtails #playful https://t.co/sP7Qa3wjGE @TheCut It's super hard to take this seriously when it's immediately followed by an ad like this: (And don't try t… https://t.co/jYOR87GRQ4
7/2
2020
I swear this woman is the best thing. Every other world leader take note. https://t.co/wQeYHnCfxd
6/28
2020
@Sacheverell Silly Sach. Ferries are for the water, not the islands.
6/27
2020
Fly. A portrait by the super-talented beccas_scribbles. #scribblesbybecca #art #dog #gooddog #fly #sopretty https://t.co/yj4KS6S9Pz
6/26
2020
@Sacheverell To all potentials - think a young Sam Eliot with dash of pre-2015 Johnny Depp. Hire away.
6/24
2020
@Sacheverell Nope. You've given me incredible advice many times - three of which I hold in my head like mantras - a… https://t.co/kAT8i60RDC @Sacheverell Messaging her now. I miss you guys incredibly. @Sacheverell That's always been your strength. I've seen you stand in the rubble of an emotional bomb blast and ins… https://t.co/JiaCIVHPni @Sacheverell Came on Twitter for a rare peek today. World's on fire. Hope you're doing ok, sending my love to you.
6/23
2020
I don't know what's more unnerving, the 'government ration' vibe, the mystery of what's inside the tin or the fact… https://t.co/qprwUZWAzc
6/19
2020
I call our newest ornament 'The Tenth Doctor Locked Away'. #doctorwho #davidtennant #tenthdoctorhttps://t.co/qq8qxWUmvf
6/18
2020
.@Sacheverell Hey, can I just say th- BORRRRRRRRRRRREDDDD No but if you let me fini- BBBBBBBBBBBBOREDD
6/11
2020
Check out our new bathroom shelves. Perfect place to put a plant. #bathroom #shelves #towels #somanytowelshttps://t.co/mHrrzlt0b5
6/10
2020
Get directly into my belly. #mcdonalds #maccies #drivethru https://t.co/NYd0nsK0uQTiny forest. #closeup #perspective #cracks https://t.co/cFkgTVzdXo
6/7
2020
Got buns, hun. #baking #homebaking #cherrybuns #buns #delicious https://t.co/9voTkUr2Hb
6/6
2020
*heavy breathing* #dice #newdice #metaldice #dnd #dungeonmaster #newtoy https://t.co/tL9tNTxWeo
6/1
2020
Socially distant picnic time! #picnic #sunnyday #localpark #sunshine https://t.co/bfU7WlnqgeGoing for that 'Apocalypse Summer' look... #mask #sunny #gf #beautiful #outdoors #2metresapart https://t.co/y5n0VUManf
5/31
2020
What burgeoning dice-collecting habit would be complete without a kickass leather pouch to keep them in? #dicehttps://t.co/kn6W7qrIXd
5/24
2020
Lockdown Lessons pt.2 - explaining the famous 'Door To Heaven' puzzle on the fridge. You know, the one with two doo… https://t.co/l3caeJWSXB
5/12
2020
Have you, too, wondered who would win Inna fight between a giant mechanised gorilla and a sci-fi assault walker? We… https://t.co/6Jy8MtEIJD
5/11
2020
When amitchell229 isn't at her seat, her elephant just looks like it's forlornly watching out the window for its so… https://t.co/sNLud6IGbD
5/9
2020
Starting the expansion means playing as a particular character, but I'm enjoying my rage-filled berserker too much.… https://t.co/BZBJaP3lMS
5/6
2020
Does your best friend send you cake just because? No, because my best friend is better than your best friend.… https://t.co/j56alNuD0m
5/3
2020
Easily the best part of last night's shenanigans. #spectacularspectacular #moulinrouge #secretsofa #zoompartyhttps://t.co/Rn2udpshkv
5/2
2020
By this point I may as well change my Insta name to 'Pictures Of Board Games'... #timestories #newgame #excitedhttps://t.co/QTPe75eOwg
4/30
2020
Proving mathematically that 'coco pops and milk makes a bowl full of fun' is bullshit. #cocopops #milk #mathshttps://t.co/r7ZMwizU5t
4/29
2020
Please enjoy this evidence of our government-sanctioned walk, featuring some local landmarks, a peaceful river and… https://t.co/hhqrmixCOw
4/28
2020
Glad to see that Frame Towers is still standing. #frame #fourwinds #gorgeousbuilding #isolation https://t.co/JUYfG5DcSV
4/25
2020
Dusting off the old skills. #cocktail #darkandstormy #redleg #rum #rummakesthebestcocktails #exbartender https://t.co/XDjiu00Ciw
4/24
2020
Tis a dangerous and deceptive place, the bed. What horrors do these covers conceal? Besides semi-naked Toby, of cou… https://t.co/qbR4yFgye8
4/21
2020
Goodbye Cragheart, hello Nightshroud. Getting used to a new class on #Gloomhaven. #boardgames #nightshroudhttps://t.co/SbBcgWuQt8
4/19
2020
It took @BarnabyWilliam1 and I 45 minutes to get to this woodland mansion, 10 minutes to find out there was very li… https://t.co/q9Ns95bDgy
4/17
2020
Things are breaking down at Edwin St. I've resorted to piracy. #soreeye #homemadeeyepatch #ouchhttps://t.co/KmiSfQjYlp
4/14
2020
Is there anything that @timminchin can't do? #judas #heavenonmymind #jesuschristsuperstar #musical #talented #oof https://t.co/hpFOW4HuJe
4/12
2020
We had a visitor today, but that made our flat over the limit so he had to leave. #bug #shieldbug #visitor #insect https://t.co/3zcIzzYIgc
4/5
2020
Home baking. For all you kind people who wished me happy birthday, you're clearly awful friends because my birthday… https://t.co/tpiegr7JcyBirthday pancakes. Yup. #birthday #pancakes #yup https://t.co/xK8irFN6zj
4/4
2020
His and Hers workstations. #workingfromhome #workstation #his #hers #diningroomtable #knittedblankethttps://t.co/Othcu0JzRm
3/24
2020
Just near our flat, the motorway has 15 lanes. That's 2 times 7.5, ya sons of bitches! #fifteenlanes #motorwayhttps://t.co/qkYTW8trAN
3/23
2020
You may think you know what a victory rush feels like, but until your Cragheart has singlehandedly defeated the dem… https://t.co/a9UFwg1ltlThe only thing more fun than playing your new mega-huge campaign-led board game, is organising the pieces and putti… https://t.co/NsJ7cGeYNk
3/22
2020
Well, that's our weekend sorted. #gloomhaven #boardgame #newgame #sobig #handforscale https://t.co/MdISILcF3k
3/20
2020
As usual, Pratchett said it best. #interestingtimes #terrypratchett #quotation https://t.co/0eoz5m1AUZR8 my setup. #workingfromhome #waxmelts #bigmugoftea #headphones #lofibeatstostudyandrelaxto #laptop https://t.co/MsA1xz2Ec5
3/19
2020
Looks like Arkham has got itself into a spot of bother again. #arkhamhorror #boardgame #megaboardgame #chthuluhttps://t.co/8se7el8sPZ
3/18
2020
Artfully crafted luncheon #soup #tomatosoup #toast #cheese #lunch #art #youwouldntgetit https://t.co/VQOVjQSPII
3/14
2020
Here, I updated Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. #toiletpaper #maslowshierarchyofneeds #loorollisgold https://t.co/kx5I0LflbmSavages. #covid #coronavirus #wereallgonnadie #panic #sacrificethepoor #eattherich #starthoardinghttps://t.co/D07rqPRcr8
3/12
2020
Noella: a miniature. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #theshadowofdubrenin #campaign https://t.co/4eejkukSeV
3/11
2020
Right, here we go again. #sessiontwo #prep #theshadowofdubrenin #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #writingnoteshttps://t.co/WDCPUNk6sZ
3/9
2020
Let the games begin. #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #theshadowofdubrenin #campaign #sessionone #gamehttps://t.co/UVu2jIUuC9
3/8
2020
The only proper way to make sure your hands are adequately washed. Major brownie points if you know what this is fr… https://t.co/VbxMPUHaBcWhitepoint. The Northern-most Grevedom of Tutha, home to snow-capped peaks and deep forests. Also, just bucket-load… https://t.co/9llSVJrArQ
3/5
2020
Welcome to Tutha. Home to Eleven Great Cities and countless smaller towns and villages. Still reeling from the Fall… https://t.co/4ILahVR3TS
3/3
2020
It would be a crime not to post Saturday's scrummy lunch from butterflyandpig because what sort of millennial would… https://t.co/8GYRE1Uj3j
3/2
2020
Beating the shit out of Azathoth and his barmy-ass cultist followers. #arkhamhorror #boardgames #lovecrafthttps://t.co/imSCroj4vJ
3/1
2020
Hello there, random wolf stuck in the wall of an underground tomb... #assassinscreedodyssey #wolf #bug #alexioshttps://t.co/ZE67eLAD5u
2/29
2020
Who's ready to slay some dragons? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster #gameprep #somuchprep #sessiononehttps://t.co/MrKwN33XDd
2/28
2020
Guys.. the sky is this weird shade of not-grey? Should we be worried? #bluesky #notmuch #butsome #buttsome https://t.co/KDNXRcqYl4
2/26
2020
HOLY SHROVE TUESDAY BATMAN. This pancake is possibly the best looking thing I've ever made. I feel like a proud par… https://t.co/ffVp1nrx8e
2/25
2020

0