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töby, sans umlaut. @Toby_1066 Glasgow, Scotland

Writer. Creative. Gamer. Opinion Haver. Professional beard grower. I'm about as good at analogies as a sperm whale is at rollerblading. toby1066@gmail.com

231 Following   1,645 Followers   11,863 Tweets

Joined Twitter 12/2/11


New blog post! Featuring thoughts about hatpins, looking forward to musicals, and this rather fetching picture of c… https://t.co/sHwsoxXUX8
1/23
2020
@Pahimar Backs in my day, you’d be lucky to even see ones friends, now everyone is complains about the amounts of f… https://t.co/J7qcpo5VLc @Sacheverell I checked the internet and apparently you have a broken leg.
1/22
2020
My fellow traveller. #raven #traveller #huginn #muninn #pin #badge #bag https://t.co/NNysYGRJLH
1/21
2020
@Graphoniac @Wyld @ladyhana You know how sometimes in books you read that the protagonist 'seethed with jealousy'?… https://t.co/fGc1qUkypm @Graphoniac @Wyld @ladyhana Goddamn I'm so freaking jealous of every single one of you fuckers.
1/20
2020
Let the games commence. #betrayalathouseonthehill #betrayallegacy #boardgame #gamenight #lincoln #family https://t.co/FX2wthIHl1
1/19
2020
@Sacheverell I'm playing a metric tonne of it at the moment, if you're ever around and want to dive back in. @Sacheverell Give Smite a go. I much prefer it to League, switching top-down for WASD.
1/17
2020
Nailing my colours to the mast. #indymarch #indyref2 #sosorainy #scottishflag #independence #scottishindependencehttps://t.co/gEyifSgZ0G
1/11
2020
Took a look at the new @KnightsGG roster for SPL Season 7: https://t.co/yrKL7jwoj9
Retweeted by töby, sans umlaut. @Graphoniac Hmmm, it's close, but I prefer to spell 'mither' the right (Welsh) way of 'moider'.
1/9
2020
@Sacheverell @Graphoniac Instructions unclear, pulled my head off.
1/7
2020
@Graphoniac I tested several even more colourful phrases against my teeth before settling for these ones. @Myrathi I can deal with difficult, I can deal with complex. I get incredibly frustrated when it seems like my some… https://t.co/DfbLRTYQJuSwitched to Story Mode and billed my way through the boss fight. I have neither time more inclination to wank off R… https://t.co/zF5LzUQYt2 @Myrathi Yup. Such a shame, I was enjoying the game so much. Then I get taunt-bullied by Generic English Voice Acto… https://t.co/mpgPHZjEyXFuck this. Nothing turns me off a game fast enough than a shit boss fight with boring mechanics. My god I'm angry.Ok Fallen Order, I get it. You have a hard-on for your party mechanic. But really. Having a boss fight which is ent… https://t.co/jbDF6Ohg3Y
1/4
2020
A boardgame nerd's wet dream #boardgames #nerd #somanygames #betrayalathouseonthehill #carcassonnehttps://t.co/KF1aK17QdK
1/2
2020
The only photo we got of last night before it descended into mad ceilidh dancing. Happy New Year you crazy things.… https://t.co/cBicCCU3pK
1/1
2019
Chasing the decade out with a cheeky shot of 75.5% rum. Pwhoar. #overproof #rum #shot #goodbyedecade #painfullypure https://t.co/gd9AP7UY2H
12/31
2019
Build, or build not. There is no try. #yoda #legoyoda #starwars #lego #lightsaber #christmasgift https://t.co/xoy5RmvtGY
12/29
2019
M-M-MYSTERIUM #mysterium #boardgame #psychic #medium #butlargefun https://t.co/WfCtweolb4
12/28
2019
A cornucopia, featuring neither corn nor peas. #food #christmasmeal #goodgrub #somuchfood #turkey #pigsinblanketshttps://t.co/atpJTSoVh0
12/26
2019
@ryjab Just wait to see what I do with a gif of a kitten falling off the sofa.And yet apparently people in Scotland can't, after 5 years of broken promises. #makingduckspolitical https://t.co/LkFHa3vG1o
12/23
2019
Who wrote that? #iwrotethat #IWRITEFORALIVING #scotrail #sitback #copywriter https://t.co/SBdarUSOmCCrooning on Sauchiehall Street. #busker #guitar #crooner #glasgow #livemusic https://t.co/pOnJ14xQPM
12/22
2019
@Graphoniac I'll get out my microphone. @Graphoniac - Robin Hobb's series - Brandon Sanderson's books - Bootstraps, by Toby Williams - Anything by Neil GaimanMe + waistcoat. #waistcoat #itscalledfashion #lookitup #selfie #beardsofinstagram https://t.co/LICOgmBqr9
12/20
2019
Damn straight I am. #starbaker #masterbaker #welshcakemaestro #brownieking https://t.co/kn26khcRgiNew blog post is up! Featuring a good hard look at Christmas markets, a bit about a ceiling and some ruminations on… https://t.co/97uO5JXu7A
12/17
2019
Time for a little roaring 20's. #staffparty #1920sfashion #theme #the20swerenotkindtofatties #bracesandbowtie https://t.co/stCaYGHPSLDon’t get old. Don’t get sick. Don’t get disabled. Don’t get unemployed. Don’t get zero hours contracted. Don’t get… https://t.co/JJNdbmJP2f
Retweeted by töby, sans umlaut.Apt. #firefly #malreynolds #speakingwordsofwisdom #indyref2 https://t.co/NffazOEIyI
12/13
2019
Said here better than I ever could. • • • • • #Repost nickasbury • • • • • #realtime_notes no.1503 🤞… https://t.co/hLQ0y5g99U
12/12
2019
Hey @Sacheverell, you might be interested in this: https://t.co/0B1JIDK9Cg @Graphoniac If you fancy a good cry, watch the video for 'Star Of Bethnel Green' by Bears Den. New video, talks abo… https://t.co/66bBE38jBO
12/11
2019
She's getting bigger, as I've heard babies tend to do. Don't worry though, she's not actually monochrome, that's ju… https://t.co/2GDu815zt8
12/8
2019
Being useful. #diy #ceiling #hardwork #Ceramicsbyjoshuawilliams #studio #exciting #sotired #icantfeelmylegs https://t.co/9iRyztsgAV
12/7
2019
@Graphoniac I still have a dark spot on my leg from when my brother (in over-boisterous play) stabbed me in the leg… https://t.co/9qnijI5w5s
12/5
2019
Decking the halls. #bauble #plant #pottedplant #christmas #sparkly #christmasspirit #festive https://t.co/bFUBJTMxwF @bbc5live Hi Nicola. My Q to you - If this election ended with a Lab/SNP coalition, it'd be the first time the UK… https://t.co/k5Ele45duo
12/2
2019
Is it even Christmas if you don't Instagram your tree? 🎄 #christmas #christmastree #instachristmas #decoratedhttps://t.co/jTqGt4MnDk"Steve, mate, you know when I asked you to sort out the big sign saying 'Office' out the front...?" #ofis #officehttps://t.co/QT2S3JvtEmFrosty webs #frost #cold #spiderweb #frosty https://t.co/7VmbebZ5IK
12/1
2019
So because I am a Giant Nerd, I've made a @SMITEGame god concept based around my favourite storytelling god, Anansi… https://t.co/vGYfxUFVxY
11/30
2019
@Sacheverell @WatchMixer I see your heartfelt Thanksgiving observation and I I raise a small objection: butts.
11/29
2019
@Wyld @Sacheverell @Pahimar @Graphoniac @Hanse00 Can we all kip at your place?
11/28
2019
Yeah, sure, I'll do the grown-up job with a desk and a plant and a phone and a pen and everything, but I'm going to… https://t.co/AeOeMKSi23 @Sacheverell I've only met you once, and that's basically a hate crime. I propose an #OGCrewCon featuring you, me,… https://t.co/dCK3HjU9dB @Graphoniac That's beautiful and strong. You're beautiful and strong. @Sacheverell so..... I didn't need to have booked this emergency flight to Texas?
11/27
2019
@fdotny Just listened to Better Oblivion on your recommendation. Liking it so far - I reckon you'd enjoy Bear's Den (similar Brit band). @Hanse00 @Graphoniac @Sacheverell @Kleetho *laughs in medium height*
11/26
2019
Love my new swimming headphones. Now I can listen to @bearsdenmusic while I swim! #music #earphones #waterproorhttps://t.co/oWwjDx0bAUChristmas Style Mile Carnival #christmas #stylemile #carnival #glasgow #peoplemakeglasgow #registertovote https://t.co/123wMmA4Qp
11/25
2019
Then. Now. #2009vs2019 #tenyears #howtimeflies #timeflieslikeanarrow #fruitflieslikeabanana https://t.co/hmN7W8IKaZLetter writing, people watching. #kelvingrove #gallery #letterstoaferret #bestseatinthehouse #blog #writing https://t.co/ldbVlBzg9C
11/23
2019
New blog post! A Letter about birthday visits, amazing concerts and the back end of a plane. Link in bio.… https://t.co/OixOMgMTae
11/21
2019
Hands down my favourite birthday message, every year. https://t.co/86lqbtsFSD
11/19
2019
Excusing the hyperactive camera work, here's a snippet of the life folk music in The Balloch on Saturday.… https://t.co/HIUuL991HyAlmost a regular lazy day off. #dayoff #gaming #lazyday #also #isuppose #birthday #whatevs https://t.co/yI4TehK5Jw
11/18
2019
This place with two of my fav people. They're out of shot but can trust me, I have friends. #waxyoconnorshttps://t.co/QIlgrVESOb
11/17
2019
Balloch. #balloch #castle #doggy #ollie #ormaybe #riley #lochlomond @ Balloch National Park https://t.co/wvWDhHt2ByRepping @bearsdenmusic together with my patented bemused face. #bearsden #beardsofinstagram #reppin #bemused https://t.co/cYiSQOjS81
11/16
2019
Looking forward to some sweet @fdotny casting today. The John Bercow of Smite casting.My desk is becoming a jungle and I love it. #greenery #desk #deskplant #jungle #registertovote https://t.co/siafXrVdsF
11/15
2019
So, @bearsdenmusic were amazing... #bearsden #favouriteband #music #live #cornexchange #sothatyoumighthearmehttps://t.co/hdq1dWZHGM
11/12
2019
Hahahaha #titusandronicus #titusandroidicus #shakespeareinspace #theouterworlds https://t.co/9swiGYeO07
11/10
2019
Dark choc & orange brownies, white choc & raspberry blondies. That'll do. #treatclub #brownies #blondies #bakinghttps://t.co/B4xr5QPZL4
11/8
2019
That's hydrated. Hymen is a wild over-exaggerated statement, made for effect. https://t.co/va7a7JRQO1 @DanTwoHundred Unsubscribe.
11/7
2019
Hearty, thy name is beef stew. #beefstew #hearty #sogood #tasty #slowcook https://t.co/lh8QuZC3US
11/6
2019
@Wyld English isn't a language, its a loose collection of grammar and syntax wrapping in a pillow case and used as a weapon. @Wyld I know you mean manor. But you always ACT in a stately manner.Mini golf with these strangers I met. #minigolf #junglerumble #teeoff #family #datenight #holeinone @ Jungle Rumbl… https://t.co/UYfJvLOlJx
11/5
2019
After a very tiring hectic day yesterday, this one made it all better with some lippy and a kiss. #soppyhttps://t.co/oazfgAmRG5
11/2
2019
In a truly stunningly arrogant display of hubris which utterly negates any altruistic intent of the original gestur… https://t.co/5eLvmlbWqKRight, tara London. It's been real. #London #oxfordstreet #bandw #registertovote https://t.co/7QrirtC2SOYes I can hear you, Clem Fandango... #radiorecord #frame #christmasad #IWRITEFORALIVING #registertovote https://t.co/dtB1HulBDDThere's.... something on the wing. Some........ thing...... #flying #somethingonthewing #businesstriphttps://t.co/NOypWjjVyN
11/1
2019
I have a skeleton top that glows in the dark. Your move, Halloween. #glowinthedark #top #halloween #lowkeycostumehttps://t.co/IHRn51JKOG @Graphoniac I quite like that I'm not on this. You know why. x @Wyld Minecraft: Reloaded.Checking out amitchell229's work. It's usually less foggy, I'm told. #engineworks #event #venue #glasgow #socoolhttps://t.co/DaPar4SgXnThere are SIX different fonts on that sign... #sixfonts #why #six #justwhy #somanyfontshttps://t.co/XetwuH7erV
10/31
2019
Yoga time, bitches. #morningyoga #workyoga #earlymorning https://t.co/TLjI4i2Xuv
10/30
2019
@Sacheverell godDAMMIT SACH. I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you pesky eye-having umlaut-knowing kids. @Sacheverell That would be the computer equivalent of walking into a room and forgetting what you were looking for.
10/28
2019
"what the f... you're not my dad!" #tournier #uncletoby #shoulderride #idontjustkidnapkids https://t.co/HHqmTVlbWWWell, Theo's back. #family #frenchbrother #crazy https://t.co/32nk2UBeW5
10/27
2019
GlasGLOW. #glasglow #lightsandsound #glasgow #botanicgardens #halloween https://t.co/J3fBFwJfbUI wrote that... and that. #copywriter #IWRITEFORALIVING #intubraehead #soar https://t.co/JDfQu57zI9
10/26
2019
Are you even working from home if you don't have a pipe? #workingfromhome #feelingick #pipe #workselfiehttps://t.co/F7C8rUB7uE
10/23
2019
New blog post! With autumnal notes, splashes of goings-on, and a rather poetical cafe. Link in bio.… https://t.co/IHKc1SKq6lBoost day means writing day, book day, creative day. #boostday #writing #book #bootstraps #lotsofteahttps://t.co/Bkx1FGZepl
10/22
2019
@Sacheverell Drink enough clementine spiced rum and you'll find out XD
10/21
2019

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