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TV critic & broadcaster; formerly @LondonLive & @EveningStandard. Mouth on telly/face on radio. Commissions/audible gabberings: contacttobyontv@gmail.com

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SEAL of approval https://t.co/YEvA9dubFhthe pretence of civility in an old room where the PM won't agree to feed vulnerable children @jennycolgan Hallo! Hope you're well. May I send a quick DM? Cheers!Until last night I’d never noticed the Shaun of the Dead DVD cover in the Hot Fuzz supermarket scene https://t.co/yJRtMYvuHRI believe the British psychological thriller Make Up, starring the excellent Molly Windsor, has its British premier… https://t.co/7SnQ7p50wQ @moorehn Matthew Rhys is excellent (top left) @PreachJ I... heard you don't like cake?*rubs temples* how many times must we say it, the name of the monster isn't Frankencolin, it's Caterpillarstein https://t.co/VtJZZPXMNeGreat to hear Boris Johnson say Shaun Bailey, the Tory London mayoral candidate, would reopen a structurally unsound bridge #PMQsRemarkable to be asked if you should help feed vulnerable children and your answer isn’t ‘Yes’ #PMQsBoris Johnson is flat-out lying in #PMQsThere was £4 billion for no-deal preparations, £1 billion bung for the DUP going into coalition, £40 million for Jo… https://t.co/w8WbzI9WPP
Retweeted by Toby Earle‘It’s yours’ https://t.co/6t3q8CDsuBLike a medieval peasant seeing a car #PMQs https://t.co/TiyJc4Xab3🔥🔥🔥‘This is a Prime Minister who can pay £7,000 a day for consultants on track & trace, which isn’t working, that c… https://t.co/we0nicPSy3Boris Johnson attacks Sadiq Khan over TFL’s finance issues, a burden placed on it when a government grant of £700 m… https://t.co/mK4CnWm5b6Boaty McBoatface to meet Sea McSeaface https://t.co/Ko5DEyviYq @NadineDorries @SkyNews For the sake of accuracy Nadine, it was the moment I was informed we were getting £22m and… https://t.co/DPAmN7op9z
Retweeted by Toby Earlewe're in the eye of a torynadosuch a priority, the government had to be shamed into a U-turn by Marcus Rashford once before https://t.co/XMB0A9E0RSdid all the other nominees drop out or something https://t.co/TgadmpgmJWAt least turn on your comments and let me respond Steve. I very much welcome conversation on this. https://t.co/ly329QWMOp
Retweeted by Toby Earledid Rishi Sunak stick his stylised signature on the £22 million cheque for Manchester or does he just save that for… https://t.co/n5E85WUsqSwhat this country needs is a nice referendum to distract us from all the chaos'Suck it up,' says millionaire https://t.co/rSxxfjpZLI''Take it on the chin,' says millionaireIf he’s obsessed with massive fines, how about he’s given an enormous one for not paying council tax https://t.co/q1EQchboq4Unelected bureaucrat update https://t.co/rd45OAD2b5In the same week Dominic Cummings had a £50,000 council tax bill written off & Manchester wasn’t given enough money to support its citizensDonald Trump took $25 million from China & hid it in a secret Chinese bank account - as President https://t.co/cNPE7OJW0N
10/21
2020
that Cummings photoshop https://t.co/1rX3wqTdOQThe whole of Manchester only got 20 times more than Secret Cinema. 👀
Retweeted by Toby EarleOver on the @BBCTwo at 10pm tonight, @sarapascoe’s new comedy Out Of Her Mind begins https://t.co/usXbdNFhERGet this Brexit ad out of Bake Off #GBBOwhy is nobody doing a Tina Turner inspired tart housed underneath a pastry Thunderdome #gbbo https://t.co/iVmSFHRfXXyou know when you want a cake & say, out of anything you could have, I want a cake inside a cage, like you do, no, me neither #GBBOwhen u r bored of cakes & think about crisps #GBBO https://t.co/Bdl2I9S4NIWhenever someone says Creme Pat it sounds like they’re talking about a dear relative #GBBOIt’s good when they do cooking on the baking show #GBBOWhile we investigate the nature & meaning of Darren’s tattoos we have removed the video featuring him from our soci… https://t.co/Zb2XqFDt2x
Retweeted by Toby Earlehttps://t.co/3FTi97KjAnThe Madeley intensity #TheOneShow https://t.co/xem0o5jgmxcould Captain Tom do another sponsored walk for ManchesterBoris Johnson is No Dealing one of his own cities during a pandemic👀 https://t.co/OcMvhTDuhzI know the BSL interpreter isn’t making a Pinocchio nose when Boris Johnson is talking but https://t.co/WymCjNwnS0could Dido Harding trace where the other £38 million has gone from the table https://t.co/pTwsVv0sppLevelling down https://t.co/pTwsVv0sppSussssssssssssssecurity guards https://t.co/esLOhTqEUfBefore watching tonight’s Episode of #SorryIDidntKnow @SIDKTelly @ITV at 10:45pm please have a read of this brillia… https://t.co/UBGRuO9pIJ
Retweeted by Toby Earleon the other hand Andy Burnham has secured an epic Australia-type deal
Retweeted by Toby Earle'Accidental Nazi Tattoos - a lighthearted look at when personal defacement goes awry' https://t.co/f9siDvuxH3 @HISTORYUK Mind you don't wear out CTRL C and VApparently it's a coincidence there are three neo-Nazi tattoos https://t.co/OicdmPNXcHIs this Darren Lumsden on The Chop the same Darren Lumsden who took part in a C4 reality show called Dumped in 2007?stay rich and let others die tryin' https://t.co/jAByf14oiG @JimmyAkingbola @SIDKTelly @ITV A pleasure, Jimmy! Ta for your time and stay safe!wonder if Lee Mack's woodwork show featuring a guy with Nazi face tattoos is, after today, not going outHello. I spoke with @JimmyAkingbola about #SorryIDidntKnow, why @ITV are leaders in 2020, & his excitement for the… https://t.co/e7fHykS1T8while on his face there's a big neo-Nazi tattoo https://t.co/vmVOXNgviSEveryone involved in this show from casting through the whole of filming through the edit through making this trail… https://t.co/5wbB2nifW7
Retweeted by Toby Earle @pauljholden And that's fraying like a pair of Scrooge's socksif only there was a position in government responsible for money who could recompense those affected, rather than b… https://t.co/BuN48cbD3UBrexit is going so well there's going to be an internal border in the Irish Sea, Kent will become part of France, a… https://t.co/rcS9ry0r3jwhen will vulnerable children learn that if they want to influence Tory policy they should buy a seat at a Tory fun… https://t.co/KLxueiAUthI see not feeding vulnerable children is now part of the Culture War & is up for debateBrexiter advocates break from Church of England to form Church of Little England https://t.co/tL2pcxQ1wcI’ll miss the fun times John Boyega and I had together at press events https://t.co/5j9UMy46d5Dan Wootton was underqualified for his old job of harassing celebrities so quite why he now has a platform to expre… https://t.co/l0q3QYrNtY
Retweeted by Toby EarleThese two are alike because 50 cent is about the same Trump paid in tax https://t.co/5E6jiawHcvMatt Hancock is ignoring Matt Hancock https://t.co/8qarr1CtNT
Retweeted by Toby Earlehttps://t.co/odoMscQd07 https://t.co/vpwnUyrdZsYou can’t meet your parents indoors, but you could start a business, employ your friends & family, & hold all meeti… https://t.co/fHJHEIM6Xh
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10/20
2020
Nice crowd at a Trump rally https://t.co/FpiWjz2enmYou can’t meet your parents indoors, but you could start a business, employ your friends & family, & hold all meeti… https://t.co/fHJHEIM6XhMatt Hancock is ignoring Matt Hancock https://t.co/8qarr1CtNTHas Corona loaned Trump money because he’s now attacking Dr Fauci https://t.co/MaLaGX5wPQhey want to watch the President be annoyed with the news for covering a global pandemic https://t.co/3T9NIZHOBeGove is the Simone Biles of mental gymnastics to pretend any deal would be better than the one we have in the EU https://t.co/LsErWbhrdlgod that would so fuck with Moon landing deniers when people start tweeting from the Moon https://t.co/02UKSseFChTrailer from the new Michael Gove biopic, Lie Hard https://t.co/OARQ76Fi1FThe government can't even trace which test and trace sites actually exist https://t.co/imaa9kbfrGFour years on, the tired old phrases are all that's left for this kingdom of lorry parks, motorway portaloos, and m… https://t.co/W5L8oJARGxWorld's most powerful six-year-old https://t.co/hqS969W8hMfreshly cut grass, mmm, the smell of a million screamsthx, have a badge or a snack https://t.co/GUyUr5NfCv @FforFox sour grapes"or" https://t.co/FKDCMqTEjv'I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!' to be changed to 'I'm a Celebrity, I Can't Get Out of Here!' https://t.co/4hKQAIIQ9h'How's Brexit going?' 'Charles II is undermining it, the traitor' https://t.co/pSoZxIQaSgabsolutely positive Brexiters will honour the wishes of the royal family https://t.co/pSoZxIQaSgFrom Robert Jenrick, Communities Secretary, who pitted deprived areas against marginal seats https://t.co/C7PqL6o3Et @Linda_Marric 👀 @Beige29 😬Lily James is no longer appearing on The Graham Norton Show this week*peers through binoculars searching for German car manufacturers on the horizon riding to the rescue* https://t.co/wjufd6wY2AThanks to @skytv for wine selection to match the travels in the new series of #Riviera, much more fun than sitting… https://t.co/SAQwZtWr2WBusiness Secretary Alok Sharma to tell businesses which fold because of Brexit their collapse is a matter of 'semantics' @PhelpsieSarah hahahaRemember back in 2018 Boris Johnson proposed a 'Super Canada' Brexit deal - after backing Theresa May's deal then r… https://t.co/1pjrBlb2Jj
10/19
2020

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