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Co-owner of @dust2us. Contributor for @HLTVorg. I eat and drink @burgsandbrews. Software Engineer. NYC.

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You can rebrand the Splyce, but you can't escape the DNA. https://t.co/kfF7xryGOz @RyanAtRBM https://t.co/YowcNNHRnOMoist. https://t.co/r07lSlcS0vNot CIS, but СНГ!!
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2/27
2021
Honorary NA player @yek1ndar https://t.co/sZbHgpNIW5Here are some numbers that show the absurd player turnover rate for Flashpoint teams: 55 players/coaches have left… https://t.co/347xOP21C7
Retweeted by Joe CardaliSinnoh. Remakes. Confirmed. #PokemonBrilliantDiamond #PokemonShiningPearl https://t.co/z0JIgXyh4x
Retweeted by Joe CardaliWe are excited to announce that sjuush and refrezh are part of the Heroic family! 😍 Read More:… https://t.co/WJEEj6RsCc
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Retweeted by Joe CardaliThese zoomers never even heard of Creed 😤 https://t.co/aY2DsVztJIGGPR cut Creed; welcome Poison with arms wide open https://t.co/4VdTH58bay
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2/26
2021
I'm looking for some community casters for today and tomorrow's NA and SA Closed Qualifiers. English speaking onl… https://t.co/OPrN43QsIL
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2/25
2021
sensu: "I'm still not entirely aware why I was banned" https://t.co/XPQD8dFr7s
Retweeted by Joe CardaliWanna see my spatchcock? https://t.co/cyVWiJn8su
2/24
2021
Months: 13 Maps: 74 https://t.co/ioYerXIlfpPremier Recap Week 4 - Triumph, victorious https://t.co/jpAynOFvgN
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2/23
2021
Finished adding the Valve bans thanks to @CarbonDogma who had already done the math. Here is a breakdown of the Val… https://t.co/NSOgfH2mIv
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2/22
2021
s1mple waking up at the wrong time
2/21
2021
Extra Salt, Mythic, Secret Club, and Third Impact invited to DreamHack Open March 2021 Closed Qualifier https://t.co/Mz3sBqSsWB
Retweeted by Joe Cardaliwippie joins Ghost VALORANT on trial https://t.co/somogi7RFd
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2/20
2021
Got an email from a company offering a product that includes live radar from these IEM matches. Not sure if it rea… https://t.co/pYhjNka8Et
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2/19
2021
We've got some classic ESEA LAN photos for a throwback Thursday today with AZK, Legend, PEX, sunman and adreN after… https://t.co/bM8A4iKmfN
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2/18
2021
Recon 5 replace cJ with AAustiN https://t.co/jQNlR98B7p
Retweeted by Joe CardaliEven though #8 ranked Complexity end up missing out, this will still be one of the most competitive events of all t… https://t.co/ZjEHx24nHa
Retweeted by Joe Cardalitimbermen felled as lineup banned for a year on ESEA https://t.co/sfKyGj0Xj0
Retweeted by Joe CardaliPremier Recap Week 3 - Extra Salt, High Coast pick up FFWs; join Bad News Bears at 3-0 https://t.co/4WeV2FjUBm
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2/17
2021
@JosiahCSGO DoubtfulThe Bachelor but make it mentally stable
2/16
2021
man these cash cups are such a good opportunity for any player to get exposure and to play against the best current… https://t.co/sNSxdiEJCi
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2/15
2021
Not the ending i wanted but we qualified and that was the most important! Time to take a step back and ill update y… https://t.co/bajxmSTX5F
Retweeted by Joe CardaliRecon 5 and Extra Salt advance to ESEA Winter Cash Cup 5 semifinals https://t.co/yELVKtYJ45
Retweeted by Joe Cardali @ImpressioNCSGO WA little @ESEA Cash Cup upset alert as @HighCoastES are knocked out by @AbleeSports Also, @RebirthHQ forfeited pa… https://t.co/W0vOhNugcO
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2/14
2021
@IamJovonW You're smart enough to know it has never been about science @caspercadiaN @tolkienfanatic https://t.co/KE9NqHVHbG
Retweeted by Joe CardaliOne farce is over, now onto the nextGod please my guy I just wanna play CS with my boys why are you smiting me at every airport I go to..
Retweeted by Joe CardaliCouple of small QoL updates to HLTV by the devs that I haven't seen mentioned Clearer past match results with an i… https://t.co/8erJzkmUgg
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2/13
2021
Alright, it's gone on long enough. Will be looking to drop the hammer on all this NA MDL match fixing soon. One opp… https://t.co/ie5agZaEkj
Retweeted by Joe CardaliOnly in America do you find a kid wearing $150 sneakers, drinking a $5 cup of coffee, Typing on their $1000 cellpho… https://t.co/SCDnO6xJYe
Retweeted by Joe Cardali @onevoltage I eat one meal a day and only drink beer
2/12
2021
eptima continuing to compete on ESEA despite malicious activity ban - Report https://t.co/HtpCynZe8v
Retweeted by Joe CardaliLevitate complete rebuild with Delta9, Swahn, Ghostii https://t.co/U1eUW6mlG5
Retweeted by Joe Cardalibf with gf who destroys neatly made bedVersion1 debuts VALORANT roster headlined by penny and vanity https://t.co/YGxO7Pmziv
Retweeted by Joe CardaliSingularity going back in time thanks to @el_jack0 https://t.co/E03x9MVfxiWatch This have forfeited tonight's match against @ExtraSaltGG as they were unable to field a complete roster: https://t.co/7LK6vGQ9FY
Retweeted by Joe Cardali.@TriumphGamingGG's match against Secret Club in @ESEA Premier tonight has been postponed due to Secret Club using… https://t.co/VIAIvWkZN5
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2/11
2021
So where are we at with ESIC things? Well I’ve been quiet cause I am in a specific bind. I have reasonable promp… https://t.co/8RX4YxW67Q
Retweeted by Joe CardaliWinterfox, Spyce, Misfits, Selfless, Echo Fox, Ghost - all these names instantly draw back a memory of a tournament… https://t.co/iXFVly16Pk
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2/10
2021
Really great interview with @FaNgJC from @MnmzzzCS Check it out for some background on @ExtraSaltGG's new rifler https://t.co/koLlKcB0eJ
Retweeted by Joe CardaliWalt Disney was the grandfather of reusing your library code across different projects. #DRY #programming https://t.co/QMn3uVMfWb
Retweeted by Joe CardaliOfficially a free agent thanks @NIPGaming for everything i'll miss meeting all the people at the office i wish you… https://t.co/oDcLFanRC3
Retweeted by Joe CardaliIt is telling that a 17-year-old on the team has had the most nuanced take on this situation that I've seen.@REDCanids reduzida a 4 elementos com a saída de @togsfps. 📝: https://t.co/cyrWeMYRRB #Fraglider https://t.co/RCYPi4Idq0
Retweeted by Joe CardaliUpdate: Both @KELxdd and @reckftp left the team's ESEA roster earlier this morning, and the latter issued a TwitLon… https://t.co/KRRa2C7hys
Retweeted by Joe CardaliAttack on Titan is just zoomer Evangelion if you think about itThe Super Bowl (Advanced) Shuffle https://t.co/grmGBZXthf
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2/9
2021
EliGE woke up today and chose violence https://t.co/J1SSBNNjLATarczyński_Protein_Team might be my new favorite team namelol https://t.co/w1vr6dqAgSShe is beauty, she is grace https://t.co/Jf9DV4IztJDr. Disrespect cutout at the Super Bowl for five extra seconds of relevance
2/8
2021
AtomiK is an interesting pickup. Let's see how this plays out. https://t.co/D4x3HtbjGZ🇬🇧 6 years ago, @Envy joined CS:GO and started to write one of the most glorious chapters of the great French CS:GO… https://t.co/LJ4uZArN6N
Retweeted by Joe CardaliI was thinking which country could compete with the Danish talent pool... Maybe Russia? Here's a shortlist of age… https://t.co/rwIZXliLgk
Retweeted by Joe Cardali @RoadtoDrWalDO niceAnd we're off https://t.co/xKwLbbNCuMPremier Recap Week 2 - Extra Salt, Bad News Bears, Mythic, Rebirth, and Secret Club start 2-0 https://t.co/wAcHIjMfJF
Retweeted by Joe Cardali @tacitusfps @MosesGG @careyfrozt Free for you and all my friends 👉👈 @MosesGG @careyfrozt It was sitting overnight. Going into the slow cooker now. Ready by game time.Friends, if you’re interested in doing some Super Bowl Squares, please respond or DM me! I’m going to do a board… https://t.co/KdTA8eAMJG
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2/7
2021
The most wonderful time of the year https://t.co/eMZGufFM0dLatest for Dexerto: Breaking down all the mistakes North made and why them going under was inevitable regardless of… https://t.co/nSuwjU6aAm
Retweeted by Joe CardaliGoing live in an hour, if you don't show up and at least say hi you're FAKE https://t.co/iTebwOFlLn
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2/6
2021
If you or someone you know is looking for an entry-level software engineer position, let me know.Following the shutdown of North effective immediately - I am looking for employment or contract work from today. I… https://t.co/QdhYjHEQNt
Retweeted by Joe CardaliRebirth add XotiC, wrath, and wippie as phantom and curry look towards VALORANT; Inseaniac steps down https://t.co/qUYxyYO8Gr
Retweeted by Joe Cardaliautimatic joins T1 VALORANT https://t.co/eLWYRVwRfJ
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2/5
2021
Facing the best team in the world in his debut, ztr was NIP's top fragger. Can't really ask for much more from a 1… https://t.co/qfvJ1b22YB
Retweeted by Joe CardaliEvent History is now on your Profile & Team Pages. Example: https://t.co/gVomj1JpOZ https://t.co/PJ3RODX72s
Retweeted by Joe Cardali @OnFireSemmler WHAAAAALES @_skellycs @SelflessRyu Ouch @SelflessRyu What did you think it was 🤔See you there https://t.co/U11KgijT19
2/4
2021
Bonus tip: Don't waste your time on a cover letter unless you have the name and email of the hiring manager/recruit… https://t.co/JplC8U9SOX
Retweeted by Joe CardaliEren Jaeger is just more pathetic Ash KetchumAhem... clears throat...taps mic... @pulse_arena still hasn't paid ANYONE. It's been 4-5 past due months at this p… https://t.co/2OeCRoaBXB
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2/3
2021
@TryWeeNO @Nordavindgg @FaZeClan @SteelSeries @tenzkiCSGO @mertzCS @hscsgo @supracsgo @mirbitcs Lineup is permanent… https://t.co/1k40ECBIYM
Retweeted by Joe CardaliSuper excited to join @Nordavindgg as an IGL 💙 🇪🇪 @hscsgo 🇪🇪 @supracsgo 🇩🇰 @tenzkiCSGO 🇩🇰 @mertzCS 🇩🇪… https://t.co/fA6vvQ0h30
Retweeted by Joe CardaliHits keep coming for GGPR https://t.co/GpNDaU9bkc
2/2
2021
"The team with suNny and autimatic is probably not gonna happen anymore: @flusha explains what went wrong with the… https://t.co/RvpIOzzXEU
Retweeted by Joe Cardali.@IWolfyCS took some time to chat with @MnmzzzCS about the differences between playing in Sweden and NA, expectatio… https://t.co/RU2lF4VARAEren Jaeger kinda a bitchPremier Recap Week 1 - SKDC, Levitate go 0-2 https://t.co/Ufg0iI0PMc
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2/1
2021
What a lineup https://t.co/k9B6W8pcsz
Retweeted by Joe CardaliDid @saffeecsgo hear @OfficalBleh?! 😱😱😱 AN INSANE 4K! 😱 #DHOpen https://t.co/b3222hDZEb
Retweeted by Joe CardaliBad News Bears and High Coast reach ESEA Winter Cash Cup 4 semis https://t.co/RcRfZGWCYE
Retweeted by Joe CardaliYesterday marked five years with @HLTVorg for me 🤯FACEIT announces North American circuit awards for 2020 https://t.co/JXWN6b3tJB
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1/31
2021

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