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@jetfury Still, less cringey than a Tui ad
10/11
2019
There are probably as many people angry with @jameelajamil for not knowing about George Bush as there are angry wit… https://t.co/UiSA2nybM6
10/9
2019
@realDonaldTrump Still a bellend @jameskingmovies Or Hungry like the wolf. Duran Duran @realDonaldTrump You’re probably the biggest bellend on the planet @edgarwright The Cotswolds?
10/7
2019
@MPAKRIGG @NUFC Health and safety ?
10/6
2019
@kwilkyn https://t.co/CJ80XwoeDH
10/4
2019
@MPAKRIGG @ManUtd Jonny Evans @MPAKRIGG I’ve got De Gea, Maguir, Pepe and Aubameyang in my team 🤷🏻‍♂️
9/30
2019
@MPAKRIGG @poppyguy It’ll be the one with a black throw on it @shaunwkeaveny Terence Trent D’Arboretum? @MPAKRIGG I do a mean beans on toast
9/29
2019
@shaunwkeaveny @realDonaldTrump @CNN Yeah, he’s a grower @jetfury Just remembered I promised my daughter I’d buy her a Chomp, sorry @jetfury Just found 21p in my pocket, it’s a start
9/27
2019
@kwilkyn @stevedouble E - Tiramisu F - Bread and butter pudding @kwilkyn @stevedouble Do you want to : A - Leave B - Remain C - To not have a good time
9/26
2019
@dannywallace @LBC The clip for those wondering! https://t.co/XhmrKsk4RU
Retweeted by Tom Middleton @jetfury Jacob Rees-Mogg Pizza @jetfury Son of Saul (most disturbing film I’ve seen, in a good way)
9/24
2019
@poppyguy Yeah unless you’re a pussy @jetfury New series of Brass Eye ?
9/23
2019
@jetfury And at least it saved us from an acceptance speech by Van Morrison @jetfury What was it like to win at the time ?
9/19
2019
@poppyguy @ladbible I was right @jetfury Are they just thick as fuck ? @jetfury Who actually still buys the sun ?! Seriously though, I don’t know one person who would actually read it @shaunwkeaveny @michaelkiwanuka @maryannehobbs Was a good decision getting Paul Butler to produce his first album
9/17
2019
@rickygervais Speak for yourself dickhead
9/15
2019
@CCfunkandsoul Poets of rhythm - Discern Define
9/14
2019
@jetfury I’ve owned/downloaded 14 of these. Does that mean I have 86% shit taste according to these experts?
9/13
2019
@CHIMPSINSOCKS Can you please stop commenting on his tweets cos he blocked me and I have no idea what’s going on @MattGarrahan Bit of both
9/11
2019
Why did the baker have brown hands ? He kneaded a poo #breadweek @MPAKRIGG Ahh, I’ll say no moreDid you just see that @MPAKRIGG ??!! @poppyguy It’s so ashamed
9/10
2019
@jetfury New band name ?
9/9
2019
Why do people who eat mayo always put 3 times as much as they need on the plate
9/8
2019
@jetfury What about random/unexpected scenes in films that are actually good ? Like the dancing scene in Ex Machina @jetfury 19 years ago when I was first able to vote I believed that even though politicians were generally over pri… https://t.co/B0aE4uJhfM
9/5
2019
@jetfury Where to ?
8/30
2019
@MPAKRIGG @BritishBakeOff Always one who has to stick a bit of Chai in! @MPAKRIGG @BritishBakeOff Can’t wait for my first Hollywood handshake of the year
8/27
2019
@GaryLineker @FCBarcelona Probably end up at Argyle next year no doubt
8/25
2019
@poppyguy Who are you ? @jackwhitehall @poppyguy
8/22
2019
@simontucker1979 @jetfury Of which I have the limited blue vinyl release 👌 @simontucker1979 @jetfury There was for the 20 year anniversary
8/21
2019
@MPAKRIGG @poppyguy Thank you @MPAKRIGG . At least you appreciate me for who I am @billy_vigus @poppyguy I know, I don’t see us lasting to be honestWhen your girlfriend @poppyguy says that you are fat and need to go gym and get ripped
8/18
2019
@MPAKRIGG What about Thor v Superman ? @MPAKRIGG #Spider-man cos Batmans just human with protective clothing @MPAKRIGG Hot 🔥Happiest day of my life. Place road back open as well as @TKMaxx_UK new shop opening in Fraddon
8/17
2019
@MPAKRIGG @poppyguy Yeah, luckily it’s bin nightWhen @poppyguy decides to use white spirit to clean the bottle steriliser instead of white wine vinegar 🤷🏻‍♂️ @iskinnylegendz Who are they ?
8/14
2019
@MPAKRIGG @LVaughanJones It is indeed
8/11
2019
@KermodeMovie @edenproject Love the smells in there, especially the Med biome. Food is good too !
8/10
2019
@GaryLineker Don’t discount argyle yet mate @jetfury @YesMissMurphy @StevieNicks Must have been in Spoons for that amount
8/9
2019
@MPAKRIGG @ManUtdMEN Pat McGibbonPeople upset that @boardmasters cancelled to prevent anyone from being injured. Boo hoo
8/7
2019
At least @StaceyDooley got her gel polish before going Syria #Panorama @jetfury Can’t you play a bit nearer to Cornwall
8/5
2019
@MPAKRIGG SwFddrsc @MPAKRIGG We shall not enjoy
8/4
2019
@kwilkyn @BBCCornwall @CornwallCouncil Dogs run off on beaches,unseen poo is a high probability. This poo will late… https://t.co/QrlmrKkGDu
8/1
2019
@HunterDrewTFA This guy is an example of why some men should definitely not grow a beard. @jetfury They were worried you’d nut them ? @MPAKRIGG @kwilkyn 😕 @MPAKRIGG What you starting ? @jetfury I loved it, it had everything a Marvel fan could want. Just got to watch it with that mindset.
7/31
2019
Love and prayers go out this evening to all those people getting #LoveIsland withdrawals. I shall personally be con… https://t.co/zqnV177k9E
7/30
2019
@Dawn_French @Knowsleylib @OrkneyLibrary They probably also pronounce it ‘scone’ and not ‘scone’
7/29
2019
When you get excited and think your girlfriend is gonna make you a birthday cake, cos the baking powder is on the s… https://t.co/U0QwLHeZwk
7/27
2019
@GaryLineker Obvs ain’t seen Home Park recently mate
7/25
2019
@poppyguy @EammonJacobs @swearboxdj Yeah you can break my wrist later @jetfury Old fat blokes are shit at football ?
7/24
2019
@MPAKRIGG Yes I think green would be perfect#loveisand Is this where I’m going wrong ? Do I need to get a hair net for bedtime ? @MPAKRIGG @poppyguy I’ll make sure I put my T-shirt on before I get out of the bathroom next time
7/22
2019
Remembering the time when I managed to convince @poppyguy that Dove soap contained actual Dove feathersWhen you regret that second gobstopper #proms https://t.co/kb4RHdBrh0
7/19
2019
Straight upBest way to make a toastie?
7/17
2019
Is Maura ... @poppyguy @MPAKRIGG
7/16
2019
Wow!! Somebody sent me an early rough of Ed Sheeran New Album Track list. https://t.co/PeO5vq0Qxw
Retweeted by Tom Middleton
7/14
2019
@MPAKRIGG @TUIUK @kwilkyn Oyez oyez @MPAKRIGG @TUIUK A little vomit in the mouth and a load all over the carpet
7/12
2019
@jetfury The result of becoming an isolationist state after leaving the EU? Turning to the ‘special friendship’ to support us ?Think im gonna start to watch #LoveIsland only so I can see how many comments about the girls I can make to really wind up @poppyguyIs it just me or do the @TUIUK adverts make you vomit a little in your mouth
7/11
2019
@MPAKRIGG @poppyguy #whatjusthappenedCan’t wait for #LoveIsand tonight to see how my favourite Amy is getting on (catching up on last nights episode fir… https://t.co/SInJYLf58S
7/10
2019
@poppyguy And I’ve got you @poppyguy @GWRHelp I asked a member of staff on the train and they said there was no trolley today
7/7
2019

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