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@kwilkyn @piratefm At Nottub Ylleb ? @kwilkyn https://t.co/52jCNraTxY
2/17
2020
Trying to watch Toy Story 4 with kids around is just pointless, they just don't know how important these films are
2/16
2020
@MPAKRIGG Can I pay that back over 10 months interest free ?
2/11
2020
@billy_vigus How could she say no !Anyone want to lend me some money so I can get Poppy an engagement ring ? Thanks in advance, DM me for bank details… https://t.co/Ii1mc46LSU
2/10
2020
I'm jealous of that old guy in that advert where you think he's dead but he's not, he's just moved into a bungalow
2/8
2020
@MPAKRIGG @SerenataFlowers They've just refunded me ! Fight the power 👊So @SerenataFlowers delivered flowers 3 days late, flowers looked awful after being stuck in a box the whole time a… https://t.co/lh5lkWKbLj
2/7
2020
Can someone please explain to me to what the f**k Red Velvet is ?
1/30
2020
@poppyguy @gcmovie She can't even bring herself to say the M word anymoreJust watched @gcmovie while eating a little chicken burger. Now I feel I'm personally responsible for the extinctio… https://t.co/cj1GylgE9X
1/27
2020
@kwilkyn @Adam_SH69 Sideways gravity mate
1/22
2020
@SpaceForceDoD @EsperDoD @SecAFOfficial @SpaceForceCSO @GenDaveGoldfein @DeptofDefense @usairforce What's everyone seeing that im not ?
1/18
2020
@iamleonmallett @rowleyfudge @bbcquestiontime @Helen_Whately Yeah but this is Twitter so you gotta keep it simple o… https://t.co/iFlCFcvBd0 @jamesdeeganMC @poppyguy @argovox @waltshaub @ManMadeMoon @AOC @dominos Good idea, a years supply sounds fair @rowleyfudge @bbcquestiontime @Helen_Whately Yes that's my point @rowleyfudge @bbcquestiontime @Helen_Whately 2010 64% 2019 80%
1/17
2020
@bbcquestiontime Boris will do it for them. Next question @bbcquestiontime It won't happen again. Next question @bbcquestiontime @Helen_Whately National debt has risen 16% since Conservatives got into power. Next question @bbcquestiontime Little interest in Liverpool. Next question @bbcquestiontime Surely we have to be subjective to this question. Next question @Barclays I wish I could chat to Arif @bbcquestiontime @Madz_Grant Shock news, contradictory politicians. Next question @waltshaub @ManMadeMoon @AOC A perfect phone call would be to Dominos the day the discount flier pops through the letterbox @bbcquestiontime Put flight fares up and train fares down. Next question @bbcquestiontime Electric planes are the future. Next question @staff_students @bbcquestiontime Very. Next question @JustFowksee @richardosman Me too, only child film fan #GFEBDCA @TimmyMallett @talkRADIO @SPCKPublishing Hi @TimmyMallett . About 30 years ago I was on holiday in York with my dad… https://t.co/Pyb8gmzvVe @kwilkyn @Barclays Chance to violate would be a fine thing @BarclaysUKHelp Maybe you could just get in touch later, whether by mail/carrier pigeon etc, to let me know Arif is… https://t.co/nQKowsQ9DwPlease @Barclays live chat, please respond https://t.co/oZU6XkZh1m @kwilkyn @Unprocessedband Is it similar to the Lighthouse family ?
1/16
2020
@poppyguy @MPAKRIGG @LoveIsland 😆
1/13
2020
@MPAKRIGG @LoveIsland Where's Maura when you need herOk @LoveIsland, scraping the barrel so far this year
1/12
2020
@BarclaysUKHelp I was waiting for a reply for 15 minutes and got no response after being connectedWhy do they not respond on @Barclays live chat ?How do @bt_uk mess up a simple home move ? Awful service, luckily the contract ends soon
1/10
2020
@eliistender10 @simonmayo @poppyguy
1/8
2020
My new years resolution is to try get into coconut
1/2
2019
@garvin_mungai I really need to give coconut a chance
12/21
2019
@shaunwkeaveny Bit soon mate, David Bellamy's only been gone a day or so
12/13
2019
@poppyguy Here you go 🌲
12/11
2019
@bt_uk Was told it would be reconnected within 2 hours of paying the bill. That was 9am yesterday. Chatted with num… https://t.co/qdrSUkYsgPCould @bt_uk please fix my internet as have been waiting days, despite being told it would be fixed asap !
12/8
2019
@mrnickharvey ‘Well you deserve a mansion (My lord, you too)’
12/1
2019
@adprior84 Talk to me
11/23
2019
@simonmayo Snow on A30
11/14
2019
@MikeStuchbery_ Merry Christmas Mr.Lawrence
11/6
2019
@GreatOrmondSt have been trying to get hold of family accommodation for last few days but no one is answering. Can someone help ?!
11/1
2019
@realDonaldTrump READ A BOOK, ANY BOOK !
10/31
2019
@shaunwkeaveny Careful cos some people are so pedandic
10/29
2019
@edgarwright Do we need cheese ?
10/23
2019
@CHIMPSINSOCKS ****** fucking ****
10/21
2019
@realDonaldTrump #stopthiscunt
10/19
2019
@CHIMPSINSOCKS Harvester ? @MPAKRIGG @SkyNews @kwilkyn @ajdobbin Yeah, she had a mans body and bone structure so don’t think it’s fair
10/18
2019
@KTHopkins No need to kick the shit out of someone on the ground
10/17
2019
@shaunwkeaveny The Bash Street Kids reunion
10/16
2019
@jetfury Still, less cringey than a Tui ad
10/11
2019
@realDonaldTrump Still a bellend @jameskingmovies Or Hungry like the wolf. Duran Duran @realDonaldTrump You’re probably the biggest bellend on the planet @edgarwright The Cotswolds?
10/7
2019
@MPAKRIGG @NUFC Health and safety ?
10/6
2019
@kwilkyn https://t.co/CJ80XwoeDH
10/4
2019
@MPAKRIGG @ManUtd Jonny Evans @MPAKRIGG I’ve got De Gea, Maguir, Pepe and Aubameyang in my team 🤷🏻‍♂️
9/30
2019
@MPAKRIGG @poppyguy It’ll be the one with a black throw on it @shaunwkeaveny Terence Trent D’Arboretum? @MPAKRIGG I do a mean beans on toast
9/29
2019
@shaunwkeaveny @realDonaldTrump @CNN Yeah, he’s a grower @jetfury Just remembered I promised my daughter I’d buy her a Chomp, sorry @jetfury Just found 21p in my pocket, it’s a start
9/27
2019
@kwilkyn @stevedouble E - Tiramisu F - Bread and butter pudding @kwilkyn @stevedouble Do you want to : A - Leave B - Remain C - To not have a good time
9/26
2019
@dannywallace @LBC The clip for those wondering! https://t.co/XhmrKsk4RU
Retweeted by Tom Middleton @jetfury Jacob Rees-Mogg Pizza @jetfury Son of Saul (most disturbing film I’ve seen, in a good way)
9/24
2019
@poppyguy Yeah unless you’re a pussy @jetfury New series of Brass Eye ?
9/23
2019
@jetfury And at least it saved us from an acceptance speech by Van Morrison @jetfury What was it like to win at the time ?
9/19
2019
@poppyguy @ladbible I was right @jetfury Are they just thick as fuck ? @jetfury Who actually still buys the sun ?! Seriously though, I don’t know one person who would actually read it @shaunwkeaveny @michaelkiwanuka @maryannehobbs Was a good decision getting Paul Butler to produce his first album
9/17
2019
@rickygervais Speak for yourself dickhead
9/15
2019
@CCfunkandsoul Poets of rhythm - Discern Define
9/14
2019
@jetfury I’ve owned/downloaded 14 of these. Does that mean I have 86% shit taste according to these experts?
9/13
2019
@CHIMPSINSOCKS Can you please stop commenting on his tweets cos he blocked me and I have no idea what’s going on @MattGarrahan Bit of both
9/11
2019
@MPAKRIGG Ahh, I’ll say no moreDid you just see that @MPAKRIGG ??!! @poppyguy It’s so ashamed
9/10
2019
@jetfury New band name ?
9/9
2019

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