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I write things so that I might achieve my lifelong dream of taking part in an audio commentary. my profile picture is from 2015

234 Following   132 Followers   815 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/13/16


@MunroAmelia @innocent oooh, like matcha tea? @MunroAmelia @innocent is this me getting cancelled
10/12
2019
@MunroAmelia It’ll win like no oscars but you know what who tf even cares @MunroAmelia The film is fekkin gr8. The bad reviews are from a) rich fuckers who don’t like the anti rich message… https://t.co/XKrdJT6IVU
10/6
2019
@popLOCKEdropit bro why you filming kids in a parkWhen your date's over and you tryna drop hints https://t.co/OdcFRru8wE
9/24
2019
If you'd like to know what kind of football fan I am, I just passed 3 pubs that are playing Premier League games an… https://t.co/wviIj3j7JJ
9/22
2019
@RyanBlames smh paws ain't shitY’all think dogs are so fuckin cool but I’ve never seen a single dog with a tattoo
9/9
2019
@lbbykrby https://t.co/vIXpq7vueL this thread & the responses sum up the pain better than I ever will
9/8
2019
@MunroAmelia what little we had @MunroAmelia I'm not sure I'll ever be able to watch regular superhero movies again @MunroAmelia It’s SO GOOD
9/4
2019
@aidenmje @bloodpilots SWIM. DOWN.
8/25
2019
ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD (2019) https://t.co/tPfgvDBoTI
Retweeted by Tom EastwoodIt’s hard to keep up with all the things that are sucking atm, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t https://t.co/4getDnmApT
8/21
2019
god my humor is trash https://t.co/qYAfN17xOX
Retweeted by Tom Eastwood
8/17
2019
@MunroAmelia @BethSF Hahahaha thanks no thanks @BethSF I had a few bullies in secondary school but to summarise it, I’m only the only that seems to not be balding!
8/16
2019
@lowri3714 Especially when combined with the peach or aubergine emoji it’d be a winner (but no you are too sweet, I… https://t.co/776nzXnE9b
8/9
2019
“If I can just get past the main frame and bypass the firewall...BOOM I’m in” https://t.co/77a23zkdgI
Retweeted by Tom EastwoodAnybody: Morning! Me, looking at the clock to see it’s 12.03: ACTUALLY
8/7
2019
@AislinnDeAth Thank you!! Fingers crossed that when I read it back it’s legible! @oregionsi You will indeed! @RyanBlames I like to think that the jokes tell me @GracieFox97 Thank you! Bloody exhausted 😄First draft of my first feature script is COMPLETE! 91 painful pages of attempting to be funny, time to rest and re… https://t.co/w2q2Klu0hJ
8/4
2019
@CueBallClarence @crocNballs https://t.co/heuCX6gULe
7/30
2019
@MunroAmelia Damn right, I don’t know how many of these I’m gonna haveGod bless @TomEastwould for making me his plus one for a film premiere. I’ve gained a reason to shop. https://t.co/UYkAFUAvdm
Retweeted by Tom Eastwood
7/29
2019
@drneilfox I was straight up crying. The TURBO TIME one I think about pretty much every day @drneilfox The Scrooge skit will change your life
7/27
2019
@MunroAmelia u were so insulted no one was asking who the hell is sheHow did the girl from 5 Colours in her Hair get famous enough for everyone to want to know her name but literally n… https://t.co/4xsanM44L6
7/26
2019
@lbbykrby https://t.co/MEXGNWM94z
7/19
2019
@TiffanyJDay u should apply for PeeC's
7/17
2019
@RyanBlames cancelled @RyanBlames blocked[watching Casualty] Me: wth this isn’t casual at all, it’s very intense in fact
7/14
2019
@itsyaboiorion ur life is a romcom now. Watch out for easily explainable misunderstandings
7/10
2019
2 feature shoots and 2 MA shoots in 4 weeks. #ScreenplayWhatScreenplay #LongWayBack #TheTape #Refuge #Wraithhttps://t.co/y9JGI7U6I1
7/4
2019
@hollyshortall @harrisonjbrock I mean he looked at weird ballsacks for a living so it makes sense he’d be comfortable with Boris
6/22
2019
@itsyaboiorion Fair. Turns out the difference between Fali and Cali is more than just a letter @itsyaboiorion Dude it’s like 9 degrees in Fal rn do u know what I’d give to be melting instead
6/11
2019
Michael Gove looks like Verucca Salt’s dad.
6/10
2019
@ch_armer Honestly have no idea why it’s so beloved. See also ready player one
5/22
2019
@RyanBlames Get off ur phone
5/20
2019
S/O to those that still pay attention in group conversations when they aren’t speaking or being directly spoken to,… https://t.co/qmR0XRqcSN
5/19
2019
@GracieFox97 Congrats!!!
5/17
2019
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything more cold-blooded in my life than the itv ceo saying that it is now the right… https://t.co/XXgOORnYiH
5/15
2019
Excited to say that The String will be screened as part of @PortlandHorror Film Festival! Hope the Portlandians wil… https://t.co/V0comP5Xcp
5/10
2019
Raven is just emo Obi Wan, don’t @ me
5/7
2019
I know we’re all happy to see Jim Carrey again but how tf is Danny Devito not playing eggman
5/2
2019
Ok life you might’ve won all those other rounds but at least I can make some kickass spaghetti
4/29
2019
In this hippy-ass uni town how are there not more people playing guitar out of 1st floor windows while people are on nights out @bet365 These are the kinds of twitter ads I can get behind
4/25
2019
BBC Radio Devon may have some of the most consistently great music I’ve ever heard from a radio station. They are KILLING it atm
4/20
2019
Me and @RyanBlames have been writing poop jokes in the library for 3 hours #FollowYourDreams @itsyaboiorion you deserve all the love and respect in the world. It sucks that people suck @itsyaboiorion You’re awesome bro. Sorry if I slipped up on the nok set at all
4/18
2019
Brad Pitt hearing That Don’t Impress Me Much for the first time https://t.co/amcTshomn6
4/16
2019
@JohnMacneill2 Don’t wanna spoil it but I got a lot of 6 plus footers in mindthe eff https://t.co/xN4n9ikquHComing up with new script ideas is fun https://t.co/q4F6icJ6PC @theneedledrop Spotify and other music streaming apps are doing more for up-and-coming artists than you like to mak… https://t.co/1pdXnSuwEk
4/12
2019
Fiona never finds out that Shrek thought she meant him when she was referring to a hideous beast, and that bit just… https://t.co/7BqQouP3O6
4/11
2019
Habs isn’t open in the am and that’s fine, not like breakfast burritos are a thing or anything
4/9
2019
@ch_armer Ooohhh ty https://t.co/66nHjsH0KIIs the 'Eurocentric filter' a thing? Add it to the list of terms I'm pulling out of my ass for this essay, includin… https://t.co/jr4tWacgz4
4/7
2019
@OneyNG Check out Big Nothing, dark and gory and hilarious and has ross from friendsWhy does Gordon look like he got his head stuck between the bars at the park again https://t.co/OZk764UlkH @lbbykrby "It's easy, just write stuff! But don't send it to us, you need an agent. But don't send it to an agent,… https://t.co/qK6v9qc6ik @lbbykrby The uk writing scene is goddamn horseshit at bringing new writers in and it feels like we're not even allowed to say so
4/5
2019
me every time i die in fortnite https://t.co/G10yBZKa05
4/4
2019
At this point I don’t know if I need to be counselled or cancelled
4/2
2019
@ch_armer Also I don’t even mind one uppers, like 1) everyone else is more interesting than me it’s fine and 2) at… https://t.co/tXocnZwg5F
3/28
2019
Me: I wish there wasn’t this preconceived idea that everyone has to be in the mood to talk to everybody all the tim… https://t.co/QI0yvjYMhW
3/25
2019
@AislinnDeAth I was in a panicked state so I just started stomping on my mattress hoping that would hurry him up @RyanBlames https://t.co/Qi0G21b8uD @RoryWilton Hopefully not, for his sake 😂A spider just crawled out from under my duvet while I also was under it. Today’s gonna be HIGH ENERGY @ch_armer https://t.co/dNS4H77oln
3/21
2019
@david8hughes Does this mean you’re JK Rowling
3/17
2019
What an amazing week we had shooting @Among_Us_Film. Great cast, great crew and a great location! Can’t wait to see… https://t.co/PolRySGm7F
Retweeted by Tom Eastwood
3/16
2019
Tune in to the @shortfilmshow tonight to see @SoFTFalmouth student @TomEastwould's short film, The String https://t.co/NM7VlPNSfb
Retweeted by Tom Eastwood
3/15
2019
@RyanBlames The 5 time wrestler of the year?!?!?!? 😱😱😱 @RyanBlames HOLY FUCK WHERE IS AUGUSTOn theshortfilmshow tonight at midnight, you can see a string thing search for love and acceptance in a world that… https://t.co/B74B6lEWOw
3/14
2019
The creative process https://t.co/6chlvib35V
Retweeted by Tom Eastwood
3/13
2019
Looking forward to seeing @TomEastwould film on the tv. Make sure you catch this award winning film #southwesttalent https://t.co/6nNb6HBTy4
Retweeted by Tom Eastwood5 days to go! I’d prefer it if you didn’t miss it! https://t.co/wnzmJKFjcW
3/10
2019
Jessica Hynes should’ve been part of the gang in The World’s End and the fact that she isn’t is why it’s the weakes… https://t.co/fl0JDtIEnz
3/7
2019
Why does blue coke look like the tastiest thing ever https://t.co/lUlfYKXgjH
3/5
2019
@drneilfox https://t.co/bXu8FnzYEjSomething about having dinner for lunch that’s kinda awesome feeling
3/1
2019
@captainkalvis @RyanBlames
2/24
2019
Today’s the one day you can post this https://t.co/DpxA6iQDxmDinosaurs, consider yourselves avenged https://t.co/Jdeox1c2PU
Retweeted by Tom Eastwood
2/22
2019
This is one of the best written duologues I’ve ever seen and it’s frickin real https://t.co/lwBMbTmtlS
2/21
2019
Might Alien vs Predator this bad boy and take an apple TO the doctors and see which one gives out first
2/20
2019

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