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Tom Gara @tomgara PGP: http://bit.ly/1Nja4jP

through meditation i program my heart to beat breakbeats and hum basslines upon exhalation. (Opinion Editor, BuzzFeed News)

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I saw this tweet with no idea of the context, I refuse to discover the context, just imagining all the possible way… https://t.co/J1WbKVBcGa
8/25
2019
"Bubbles holding you back" are four of the grimmest words I've ever read on alcohol packaging https://t.co/lO0ytGkYaMThis ad made me anxious in both a generalized way (do my feet...kinda look like that???) and in a weirdly meta way… https://t.co/5oS5c3VMwlAustralia beat the USA mens basketball team today - first loss for Team USA since 2006. Patty Mills and Dellavedova… https://t.co/JaMp9sVIOQ
8/24
2019
"In reality, only companies like Facebook and Instagram can unilaterally change the legal relationship between them… https://t.co/IpfpiXTr9DOpinion: With This Statement, I Give Notice That Instagram Owns Your Soul https://t.co/RrzjItaXyo (via @BostonJoan) @MattGarrahan WH officials were concerned about how markets might interpret the President not knowing how to spell… https://t.co/ovodTj1z8v @MattGarrahan It's still up - he just deleted the original, which spelled Powell's name wrong.It's wild that CNN, so high horsey about the press these days, just straight up won't talk about — or report on — o… https://t.co/UIcuMibVJ2The near-universal adoration of Isaac Chotiner is good evidence that when people say you shouldn't interview / deba… https://t.co/2TSmoQ7mE4 @colinkalmbacher @DemocraticLuntz May not be useful enough @DemocraticLuntz It would be amazing if it's a podcast called Useful Idiots and each episode they interview a different Useful IdiotThe Simulation spat out a good one here: Tulsi Gabbard appearing on the Useful Idiots podcast to discuss why she me… https://t.co/zIyed9O5aO @habibahamid The actual NYT report is not ambiguous https://t.co/ohLdVJvwVEMan this is a brutal defamation case against HuffPo. Claims that not only did they defame this guy, they defamed hi… https://t.co/yGViaROuYtHello, yes, this is exactly how I and all my women friends look when bbqing 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 https://t.co/kKKr1MCmk1
Retweeted by Tom Gara @DylanByers @WSJ To clarify: News Corp isn’t cutting licensing deals because it is just linking out to other publis… https://t.co/5gbo6VfBJL
Retweeted by Tom Gara @RosalindZAdams Do you remember it changing? It stopped at some point, I'm guessing, because you don't see it much now?NBC will knot take part in the Knewz project https://t.co/JZnEzfTw1PUmmm did we know that it’s Christina Hendricks’s hand in the American Beauty poster?!?! https://t.co/nBaSQ0eMWY
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8/23
2019
I'm at an aging office building in Manhattan and the 13th floor is labeled "12a" on the elevator etc. When did that… https://t.co/CYLRBuAD6rThing I learned today: the US hasn't had a bearded president since 1893. 126 years of shame! https://t.co/YqsQ9TxcuK @eldahshan @lisang @matthewteller @sommervilletv https://t.co/nfctLEMOXA @lisang @matthewteller @sommervilletv I went to Ottawa to renew my visa and the town is FULL of "Shawerma Poutine" placesThe Justice Department sent all immigration court employees an email with a link to a post on the white nationalist… https://t.co/vwXOczvwtpThe results are in: it was close for a while, but in the end Cousin Greg walked away with it. https://t.co/C0fkeBVnw7Opinion: Gen. Z is emerging as a new Greatest Generation, writes @jaimalyogis — finding the clarity and resolve to… https://t.co/8pcF58Bc6LSurprise mid-day CEO resignation with bags packed for South America Nothing sketchy about that... Let's see how t… https://t.co/rP3YzCe3Fm
Retweeted by Tom GaraI think you’ll like my new stump speech. https://t.co/PgDktxu4pi
Retweeted by Tom Garayou'd think this would come naturally to a company called "News Corporation" https://t.co/nDR8vPXS6CWho came up with the name "Knewz"?You did good work closing down Vaulter, Kendall. Now I need you on a big new project https://t.co/zGyBQ89aoROver half a million Israelis live in the occupied West Bank... https://t.co/ewKaW4CCbR
Retweeted by Tom GaraI kiss your full body https://t.co/ZrfRHLNualDonald Trump’s Not Talking To Jews When He Talks About Jews https://t.co/DRxsO8BMBE via @miriamelderIn the last couple of years we've already been gradually desensitized to the phenomenon of boatloads of people drow… https://t.co/0jPsJ94F6g
Retweeted by Tom Garai am enjoying these text convos between @BuzzFeedBen and the presidential candidates but my real question is Are Th… https://t.co/uBCbcVFkWo
Retweeted by Tom Gara @MarwanSehwail Oh I totally agree, it's just crazy to talk about it this way, like if they don't take them you'll j… https://t.co/rMb6D6QyD6The son of the former Palestinian deputy prime minister was arrested in Egypt, is being charged as a terrorist alon… https://t.co/cNoQIsTbUV @jwherrman IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE ROME CONVENTION @jwherrman I just want to put it out there that I kind of commissioned someone yesterday to say this in an op-ed, s… https://t.co/NwTvn44uQ9Area Man's Life Comes To Tragic Middle https://t.co/BDXXSyf3eG https://t.co/4U6PTU0qpO
Retweeted by Tom Garaman it would be amazing if we all sorted our recyclables and took our bikes to work and had solar panels in our hom… https://t.co/JDhoPvRAkP
Retweeted by Tom GaraImagine if sanctions didn't exist and someone proposed the concept today for the first time? We'd think they're an absolute psycho.I don't understand how anyone thinks it's OK that we're inflicting this on Iranians https://t.co/gM43wza59r @Mr_Berman How's the Messam campaign doing? @s_m_i In my head they’re maybe normies and/or olds who don’t use Twitter and want a way to get updates on when new… https://t.co/jwBGzKwo5pJay Inslee Is Ending His Climate Change–Driven Campaign For President https://t.co/zixWMIVios via @mr_berman
Retweeted by Tom Gara @s_m_i I was about to reply and then I saw the “intentionally” qualifier and suddenly I had no replyi dont know what to make of the post by that guy's ex-wife but i would feel uncomfortable in general drawing attent… https://t.co/MiWkdDQMHE
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8/22
2019
2019 so far: - front runners for President both have dementia - 35 mass shootings a day - Greenland just a big bowl… https://t.co/4l4AHrlkAZ
Retweeted by Tom GaraThreatening to release ISIS prisoners into Europe if the Europeans don't voluntarily take them doesn't even make th… https://t.co/kgFp8yILUaMy God, this story: "Scores of children born through artificial insemination have learned from DNA tests that their… https://t.co/XUjr8fCiCnThis statement was not crazy enough to make the top ten craziest things Trump said in the first 6 hours of today https://t.co/VXw26C62JSRestaurants really should have a letter grade in their window reflecting how up to date they are with their taxes https://t.co/BMRuVeV9WwTheir territory is poorly defended, would be a shame if another country was to annex it https://t.co/cciU07FeE0the head of the Republican Jewish Coalition went out on a limb for Trump yesterday and Trump sawed it off under him… https://t.co/39F8rAXCvf
Retweeted by Tom Gara"should we just wrap this into our other story today on the president comparing himself to jesus?" is something i j… https://t.co/CTGC9U2VNl
Retweeted by Tom GaraAs a person who develops incredibly baroque justifications for staying home at 8pm on a Friday, this is relatable https://t.co/oAB0ocsXZpIt’s amazing it took Twitter so long to realise it has beloved communities and to lean right into them when adverti… https://t.co/Op0CxI7RKj
Retweeted by Tom Gara @MattZeitlin It's like a cross between Cops and Sportscenter @MattZeitlin i meant the most popular oneThere's such an incredible gap between the cable TV shows everyone writes about and the actual most popular show on… https://t.co/HKTVlaBwgoTJ Maxx solves the fundamental problem consumers have with most retailers: why doesn't all this garbage cost like,… https://t.co/80kFcvPFVAThe front page of the NYT right now looks like one of those pre-election parodies about what a Trump administration… https://t.co/2C3ZSYFROX
Retweeted by Tom GaraHey .@washingtonpost and .@CNN - See the difference in these headlines??? .@BuzzFeed and .@BuzzFeedNews are LAPPI… https://t.co/7y26bgbRnh
Retweeted by Tom Gara @alanna I didn't know who she was until right now, but: wowMass deployment of facial recognition is a genuine nightmare, but one benefit: it will really massively improve our… https://t.co/BRwktN0LI7 @TimAeppel @dandrezner Small correction: it's one film, titled "Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell"To be clear: it's really good! But it's like, 90th percentile NYC pizza, absolutely not as good as the lines and hy… https://t.co/Kejn8bRU7NI was too cowardly to speak my mind on this yesterday, but now that history's greatest monster has weighed in: Di F… https://t.co/rNlU1DPATki keep thinking about how mark halperin’s “comeback” project is literally just a compilation of email responses to… https://t.co/csJqdrSDKX
Retweeted by Tom GaraTechnically, Danish banks will pay us to buy Greenland from them https://t.co/oiDpUht24x https://t.co/ylwLUcEYQmThe Second Coming! Hardly are those words out When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi Troubles my sight: somewhe… https://t.co/r9s2Sx6HtC @SuzyInNYC Yes I was thinking - faces? You can spot Egyptians from behind, from like 100 meters away. @notwokieleaks Right its like a one-liner from a Rick and Morty episode where Rick becomes presidentLike even this is, objectively, funny, and made much funnier by the fact that the US ambassador to Denmark is a for… https://t.co/YFfWBMPtFN @tomgara Nothing rotten about it
Retweeted by Tom GaraI think this Denmark thing is the funniest moment of the Trump presidency? It's just purely comedic, with no menaci… https://t.co/ylJGAEebpxThis episode of “Ow, My Balls” was filmed on location in Denmark
Retweeted by Tom GaraIf we loot a Bang & Olufsen store tonight there's no way the cops will prosecute https://t.co/UiFmwszby8 @AlannaBennett If it makes you feel any better, in Belgium Brussels is pronounced "Brussel"
8/21
2019
@summeranne @djjohnso @clarencejohnsn @tenderlymag Will the Tenderly editorial board be endorsing a candidate?Gorka leaving administration to spend more time with Gorka https://t.co/NpjnCSpjlc
Retweeted by Tom GaraIn celebration of this Matrix news, please enjoy this photo from March 24, 1999, of "Keanu Reeves with dates" arriv… https://t.co/jXiLIHLNle
Retweeted by Tom Garaevery single shot in this thirty nine second clip from the matrix reloaded is the greatest shot in the history of c… https://t.co/lJgAKFyhzz
Retweeted by Tom Gara @tomgara I watched the original with my kids recently and they were impressed by the special effects BUT were more… https://t.co/h39mGy7mZw
Retweeted by Tom Gara @mimms it was much more interesting than either of the sequels, for sure. @mimms God it was so good(ie: The Matrix's special effects & techno philosophizing were a big deal then and boring now; the red pill/blue pi… https://t.co/RaUquld1GrThe single most amazing thing about The Matrix is the way the things that were such a big deal about it at the time… https://t.co/uuzuI6HilWCurrent status: having my mind blown as I discover I work surrounded by people who haven't seen The MatrixGood piece on the escalating tensions between the media and the Sanders campaign coming to a head at, of course, a… https://t.co/SqVh9wJ3HL
Retweeted by Tom GaraAmong the precious landlords NYC may be losing: "The firm Gatsby Enterprises, a private, family-controlled real est… https://t.co/mNY4T2VSpINo, don't leave, not the landlords https://t.co/AEH3qlPG1LThe Japanese get it https://t.co/wVFIUm5UOm @gaberivera I lack Ben Kaufman's insatiable commercial genius but it's never too late for a second act... @gaberivera Yeah this feels right. But I'm still surprised it's not solvable! Huge market!Trump on Omar/Tlaib: "Any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."
Retweeted by Tom Gara @gaberivera Yeah makes sense. Although isn't it basically like 1tbsp of grounds for one cup of coffee? But yeah - i… https://t.co/FLffd3S2Pv
8/20
2019

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